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9.18.2012

Out With The Old, In With The Shrewd



Hey there, Blovies!!! Hope all is well in your neck of the woods....It's groove theory, my way! As you know, many of our shows have concluded or are in the process of doing so. I'll give you some of my final thoughts on those including Love & Hip Hop ATL, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Teen Mom....Meanwhile, vH1 is gearing up for a new season of Basketball Wives LA. Oh, the places we'll go!!! Shall we...
The Look on Buckeey's Face when Scrappy Proposed....to Ericka.

I'll start with LHHATL since it ended a few weeks ago. My final thoughts on that reunion are simple. RACHET!!! We all know Mimi and Stevie J will never be over....as will Joseline (Joseph) Hernandez and Stevie J. So, I will not even waste my breath talking about how stupid Mimi is or how incomprehensible JoJo is. I've roasted them all year. The evidence speaks for itself. Karlie Redd is a groupie and I won't be surprised next season when she is using what she got to get what she wants. This girl's thirst is so boundless I wouldn't be surprised if she began twerking for YouTube sensations. Anything to "Get That Hit"....at 47 years old, with a 30 year old daughter, and a deflated butt cheek. Chile, please!?! I have been torn about K. Michelle's domestic violence situation. I will say I laughed when Rasheeda's "No Story" arse tried to nut up on her. I get that people don't necessarily believe K., but I will choose to believe her because it takes a pretty low person to make up the allegations she's claimed about her ex-boo, Memphitz. If she made it up, God has a special place in hell for that ample keister. Other than that, Rasheeda has absolutely no business on this show. She and her hubby are boring. Her career is in the same graveyard as Olivia (LHHNYC) and Karlie. RIP "Boss Bytch" records. R-I-Frickin'-P. I have already mentioned my disdain for that whole scene with Lil' Scrappy and his band of BICTHES. Looks to me like everywhere but in the industry, Scrap is winning. He has no job or money to speak of, yet, he can cheat on each woman with each other, propose and get a "YES". Are you kidding me?? We should all sign up for classes. All in all, I was completely and utterly entertained by the trainwreck that is LHHATL. The original show pales in comparison. But, that didn't stop Mona Scott-Young from giving Chrissy Lampkin and Jim Jones their own spin-off. *happy dance into black hole*


The Real Housewives of New Jersey saga continues with all the Mob queens doing the usual....choosing a villain for everyone to hate and run off. Teresa Guidice seems to be the one this season who is a "pig" as Caroline Manzo describes her. I can't say that I disagree. Teresa is very calculated. She and her husband will do anything for a dollar including sell their own marriage woes to the tabloids. She has been involved in bankruptcy, money laundering, you name it!!! The way they see it, they're just paying bills, but to everyone else they have no regard for anyone. Melissa Gorga (Tre's sister in law) and Kathy Wakile (Tre's cousin) have made a truce and agreed to be "nicey nicey" with their family members. It's worked out so far because nobody calls Teresa out on her crap anymore. The only one who truly will step up to the plate (besides Caroline Manzo) is her husband. Joe blatantly called Teresa "my bitch wife" and an "effing c**t" on TV. I suspect he was talking to a fling, but Teresa played it off as him just being cranky. Girl, BYE!!! Next week is the long awaited season finale of this neverending show. We get to see the true scum Teresa really is. Can't wait!!


Teen Mom has concluded for good and the reunion show has taken place. I just want to briefly say that Dr. Drew is messy and that these girls's lives are not changed. They should be, but mostly they aren't. Amber is in JAIL for God's sake. The only one that I am truly counting on to make is Catelynn and that's because she & Brother Husband gave their kid up. Smartest decision EVER. The end.


I'm going to be picking up Basketball Wives LA for its new season. Looks like Jackie Christie is already going for the gold when it comes to CRAZY this season. We have some familiar faces to work with including Gloria, Laura, Draya, and Malaysia. But, we also have at least one new face....Brooke Bailey will be joining us. She is dating some baller (who I don't know and don't care about) and that's what gave Shaunie O'Neal the room to add her to the roster. Does anybody else think about the rodent king on Madagascar when you see her? "I like to move it, move it!!" Ok, only me then. Carry on. Jackie has tried to apologize and snake her way back into the loving arms of her "girls". But, she is up to her old antics by referring to herself as the "queen" and saying these girls could learn everything from her. Meanwhile, her own flesh and blood daughter REFUSES to talk to her. She moved across country to escape this lady's grips. I'm putting on my seatbelt. I know this will be a bumpy ride.

Got other shows you're sure I should be watching....refer me!! Lexi and I are open to suggestions...Thanks a bunch for reading and giving us feedback from time to time. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose


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9.07.2012

It's Teen Mom, Honey Boo Boo Chile, & Funky Cold Dineva!! [Video]

Hey, Blovers!! So, you click on the blog to find out what we think about the latest happenings...and there's nothing new. You know that just isn't right. Well, Rose World has been extra crazy lately, but life don't stop. Here's an update on all things Reality, For Real in my world...

Teen Mom has wrapped up years worth of dysfunction and mayhem with moms Maci, Farrah, Catelynn, and Amber. As much as I love that show, I can't say I'm too sad. Actually, after watching this season's ending I didn't get any real conclusion on any of the mothers. In fact, I feel like I had seen all these episodes before. Maci is still wedged underneath her special needs boy toy. Her relationship [or relationshi* as I like to call it] with baby daddy, Ryan, is still as messed up as it could ever be. And, it appears that Bentley is the smartest one of them all. Farrah cried a lot less this season, but she annoyed others at an alarmingly high rate. She finally has some balance with her parents, yet she still disrespects them every SINGLE chance she gets. I loved the moment of humility though when she had to send Sophia's bad ass to her mom. Score 1 for Farrah's mom! Brother and Sister Husband, Catelynn and Tyler, had a series of rollercoasters [none of which regarding their daughter, Carly, who is tucked away safe with the Cleavers]. They graduated high school. Yay!! Now, they are trying to conquer college. I have concerns about that because they made even choosing "social work" as a major difficult. They are the most decisive slow people I have ever seen. If you wanna major in social work, you choose major in social work on the application! Regardless, they are still smarter than everybody's favorite jail bird, Amber. Her life is still and will forever be in shambles. I predict methamphetamine in her future. That is, if she hasn't already dabbled. Gary now has full custody of Leah and they appear to be doing well. Alls I can say is buh bye, Teen Mom!

Meanwhile, everybody knows we just watched a 2-week series reunion on Love & Hip Hop ATL. Lexi is covering the happenings on that, but I wanted to acknowledge that I did catch it. Boy, oh, Boy!!

I will say that its a sad day when the people who make the most sense on the show are Funky Dineva (not a cast member) and Joseline Hernandez (y'all know my soul dies a little bit every time she speaks). Scrappy did the typical move by proposing to Elvira, I mean, Ericka. I don't mind her, but I think she was wrong to attack Buckeey [no matter how easy that is] and accept a request for marriage. It takes 2, Ericka. I'll comment more when Lexi posts her thoughts.


In other news, Honey Boo Boo has been taking over the air waves. I refuse to cover that show as it is a big ball of redneck foolery. But, I will say I find it funny that more people would rather soak their minds with that than watch Mitt Romney speak. Bye!!



Ev and Ocho are officially finito! I mentioned that in previous posts, but did you see her in the last few days on ABC news?? She's crying and saying that she's leaving him for her fans. SCREECH!! Now, I am not a "fan", but if I were I imagine that Evelyn Lozada leaving Ochocinco would do absolutely nothing for my life. She can stay with him and get headbutted 'til the cows come home for all I care. She even mentioned that she still loves him and that it is so difficult to do this. Here's an idea: Don't! You were made for each other...to embarrass the other one to high hell. She claims that her persona on Basketball Wives doesn't merit her being beaten by her man. I agree, no one deserves to be beaten EVER. But, can we roll the tape back on Evelyn's track record?


K, y'all that's the update on Rosey! Feel free to comment below on your Teen Mom, LHHATL, Politico, or Basketball Wives thoughts. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose
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8.22.2012

R4R Update: Put Up or Shut Up

Hey R4Readers! We thought we'd just drop in to share with you the latest on Mob Wives' star, Renee Graziano. You remember her, right? She's the loud, dramatic one who is always talking about loyalty and Jun-yah (her snitch ex-hubby).

So, if you watch the show, you know that Renee is no stranger to plastic surgery. You also know that during the last season of the popular vH1 show she was filmed getting liposuction, tightening, etc. If you saw that episode, you were exposed to blood and gore as Renee ripped her stitches and claimed to near death for some time after the surgery. Well, the doc who performed the surgery says "no bueno" to her claims and is taking action. Dr. Andrew Klapper is reportedly suing the reality tv star for defamation at upwards of 77 million dollars. Comments that Graziano has made regarding Dr. Klapper's skills include ones like "I went in beautiful and came out ugly" and "He was found guilty of killing a woman" just to name a few. The doctor says his practice has diminished considerably as a result of her false claims that he botched the procedure.

Here's what the New York Daily News had to say about the lawsuit:



"Dr. Andrew Klapper, 43, has filed a $77 million defamation lawsuit in Brooklyn Supreme Court, charging that Graziano falsely claimed he botched her full-body makeover.

“She has been on a media campaign to destroy this man’s professional reputation and she has succeeded,” mob lawyer Barry Levin, who is representing Klapper, said Monday. “His practice has diminished considerably in the last year.”

The Mafia diva, the daughter of Bonanno family consigliere Anthony Graziano — who was sentenced Monday to 19 months in jail for extortion — went to Klapper in 2011 for a full-body lift, including a tummy tuck and butt lift. The procedure was done as the reality show’s cameras rolled."


Whose side are you on?? Let us know. 

Later.
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8.21.2012

No More Tears

Hey there, Blovies!!! How's it?? As you know the Love & Hip Hop finale was last night. So, there is much to discuss....Shall we?

Karlie Redd has been thirsty all season. So, it came as no shock that she is looking to ditch everybody's favorite liver failure patient, Big Zino. Uh huh. Who didn't know that relationsh*t wasn't gonna last? They had been dating for 3 secs and already moving in. Only teenagers fall in and out of love that fast. This just goes to show you that you can be 59 and 14 at the same damn time. Anywho, we saw Ms. Redd sniffing around Roscoe Dash (a known ATL rap artist famous for pole dancing songs). This guy's gotta be what, 16?? Karlie's thirst knows no bounds. Somebody, anybody, please hook this chick up to a saline IV or something. Meanwhile, back at the ranch Benzino is gearing up to pop the question. Fast forward to the scene: Zino pulls out the ring, tells Karlie he doesn't want her to have any doubts about their relationship, she asks if he's ready for this, he replies with a no and puts the ring up. So, what was that about not having doubts?? This dude is not only terminally ill, he's dumb too. Jeesh!

Erica and Scrappy agreed to be just friends. But, it wasn't until after Scrappy basically begged and grovelled for Erica not to quit on them being together. On the flip side, Scrap explains to his "best friend"/jumpoff, Buckeey, that he is all about her. Men really forget about the cameras don't they? How does he think he is gonna get away with leading two women on like that? At least Erica is not playing dumb. She isn't down for Scrappy's ish anymore and I can't blame her. She even mentioned dating a new guy while she was housewares shopping with K. Michelle. I'm happy for Erica. If the rumors aren't true that she and Scrappy are engaged, there might be hope for her and Imani yet. Note: No ignant Momma Dee sighting. Guess she didn't wanna show her face after that "B-I-C-T-H" fiasco.

The misunderstanding between K. Michelle and Rasheeda is heating up. So much so, that there are rumors floating around that they will be fighting on the reunion show and that K. Michelle is threatening Sheeda, Kandi Burruss (of RHOA), and Toya Carter Wright (of the shortlived Tiny & Toya). K. Michelle said she would "go upside Kandi's head). As ratchet as that sounds, I think if she did, Kandi wouldn't even fight back. She talks too much. Anywho, K and Sheeda are clearly no longer acquaintances that's for sure. K assured us that she has the proof the Memphitz (Toya's hubby) "beat her ass". She also stated that she was being the better person by not sending the text messages and photos to the blogs. Uh, K. throw your girl a bone and send them there photos on this way. *smile* Here at R4R we lack a thing called "shame".


Finally, we saw Joseline, Mimi, and Steebie J are back in counseling. Steebie ranted and raved about how he had all these women riding his bus and that as easily as they got on they can get off. Ugh, will somebody take this fool out already?? How is he still breathing. He showed up wearing a shirt that read "I Am God". You gots to be kidding me. Narcissist isn't even a strong word to describe this guy. As much as I don't care for Joseph, she's gotta be the most honest person on television. She openly admitted in counseling that she knows Steebie sleeps with other women (he slept with her own best friend in front of her) and she's ok with it as long as he gives her money and takes care of her. She also told Mimi flat out that Mimi is ok with it too whether she admits it or not. Mimi tried to deny it, but I agree with Joseph. There was no paws laying this time, but I know this thing isn't over. Meanwhile, Mimi is trying to play us now and make us think she owns a cleaning business rather than being a cleaning lady herself. She wants us to believe that she doesn't need Steebie's money. Guhl, please?! Ain't nothing wrong with being a cleaning lady, keep it real with us and we'll keep it real with you, agreed?? SN: anybody peep Steebie's newest talent, Magilla Gorilla?? Oh, yeah, she's gonna be very successful. -_-

Welp, that's all for this season of Love & Hip Hop ATL, but the reunion show should be airing soon. We will definitely be covering that so LHHATL fans don't ditch us yet!!!

'Til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose
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8.14.2012

And In THAT Order

What's up, R4Readers!!! We thought we'd take a quick break from Ev and Ocho to do some community service. We'd like to encourage you to stay in school or keep your kids enrolled. Whitney Houston said the children are our future, teach them well, and let them lead the way.

Why are we doing this you ask? Well, peep the Twitter photo depicted in which Love and Hip Hop ATL star, Momma Dee, embarrassed all of America on last night's episode. She was trying to talk bad about Erica, Lil' Scrappy's baby momma, by calling her the B-word. The only problem was she attempted spelling the word...and yelled most incorrectly the letters "B-I-C-T-H". Originally, we weren't even going to comment on it. However, since Momma Dee has decided to call people internet thugs simply for laughing at her lack of spelling skills, we thought we might go ahead and talk about her. Growing up, our mommas told us that we can't call anybody anything we can't spell. According to that theory, Erica can't be a bitch because Momma Dee's dumbass can't spell it. Buh bye now!!!

8.13.2012

Ev & Ocho Update

Hey R4Readers!! Welp, there have been some developments since we reported the "Headbutting Incident" to you the other day between Chad Johnson and his wife, Evelyn Lozada. Since then, Chad has been released from jail on bond. This happened less than 24 hours after he alledgedly headbutted Lozada causing her to medical assistance. In addition to his release from jail, he has also been released from his job aka the Miami Dolphins of the NFL. Man, this dude is catching hell, right??

If that ain't bad enough, vH1 has issued a statement about the Twitter couple and pulled their upcoming reality show from the schedule. Check this out....

“Due to the unfortunate events over the weekend and the seriousness of the allegations, VH1 is pulling the series ‘Ev and Ocho’ from its schedule and has no current plans of airing it.”

There are rumors floating around that Evelyn is now retracting her story claiming that Johnson assaulted her by accident. The pair were reportedly arguing over a set of receipts Lozada found indicating that her hubby had recently purchased condoms. We don't know about you guys, but we distinctly remember Ev giving Ocho permission to step out provided he use protection. The way we see it he was only following through with his end of the bargain.

You don't suppose she's retracting her story now because she's shot herself in the foot now, huh?? Obviously, her goldigging ways will have to cease if there is no gold to dig. But, she's a golddigger just the same so she probably didn't think that far ahead. Anyway, the only people who really know what went down in that house is them. That said, the courts will determine how to handle it now. Here's what FoxSports.com had to say about Ochocinco's situation:


"Johnson's defense attorney, Adam Swickle, told the AP a no-contact order has been issued that prevents Johnson from contacting Lozada. Swickle declined to comment further.

"I was shocked," tight end Charles Clay told the AP. "Of course, you don't want things like that to happen."

If convicted, Johnson faces a maximum penalty of one year in jail and a $1,000 fine. He could also receive community service, probation or anger management classes."

How's that for a hard-knock life.
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8.12.2012

You Ain't 'Bout Dis Life!!!

Hey R4Readers!!! By now, you've heard about the domestic violence situation between newlyweds and reality stars Chad Johnson (Ochocinco) and Evelyn Lozada, right?? According to TMZ.com, the pair were in a scuffle yesterday which ended in Ocho headbutting his own wife. Where they do that at?? South Florida to be exact....As a result, Chad has reportedly been arrested and will serve 39 days in jail.

Domestic violence isn't funny...but as you've heard and read on the blog many times the Twitter lovebirds are media hungry, reality TV mongers who are always bragging about their life and what they "got". So, pardon us while we laugh!!! Evelyn and Ocho were engaged for a whopping two years and just wedded last month. We actually congratulated them on a previous post. Nobody believed they'd make it down the aisle, but amidst the cheating, lies, reality show begging, and so on they did it. Guess the honeymoon's over though...Here's what TMZ.com had to say about the incident...


"NFL star Chad Johnson was arrested Saturday night for domestic violence ... allegedly against new wife Evelyn Lozada, one of the stars of VH1's "Basketball Wives."

Johnson allegedly head-butted Lozada during an argument, says the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, and when cops arrived to the scene, Lozada had lacerations on her forehead.

Our sources say Lozada has been at the hospital for several hours and her injury will require stitches."



Mr. And Mrs. Johnson have a reality show premiering on their favorite network, vH1, this fall called "Ev and Ocho". Perhaps this whole "slap a hoe" scheme is part of a plan to boost ratings for the show....or maybe Ocho is just as crazy as he ever was and Ev's goldigging ways are finally paying off. Whatever the situation, bet when Ev signed up to be wifey she didn't consider the whole punched in the face thing. You ain't bout that life, boo!!!

Later.

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8.06.2012

Rashes, Ashes, & Rabbit Assness

Hey there, Blovies!! It's time for this week's wrap-up of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. There is much to discuss so without further ado.....

I'm gonna start with Karlie Redd and Joseline bonding activities. These two women have one thing in common....THIRST. The whole scene with them sharing love stories with Benzino and Steebie. Joseph called her fake and phony. Agreed....however, Jose was being fake and phony too.

Scrappy and Rasheeda's collabo is gonna succeed like ice in hell. That said, I can't get with Rasheeda fussing  at Scrap about his situation with Buckeey, but she didn't call Erica. Friends don't let friends walk around without the right information. We all know Erica thinks Scrap is just tripping about being in a serious relationship. She didn't know he was fooling around with Flavor Flav's sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, and fifths. Not cool at all, Sheeda. That's why your records flop continuously. Bad Karma. Meanwhile, she did report it to the ladies at her show with Scrap. Did anyone notice her duckfaced hubby was not present?? PS What the hell was Buckeey wearing?? The song Sheeda and Scrap made was your average....Rock it or Drop it??
My vote = DROP.

Sheeda's meeting with her hubby and Momma Flocka didn't go well at all. She is desperately trying to save her career, but you know what I say...it's DOA. However, where was Momma Flocka's passion when her illiterate ass son was learning his consonants and vowels? Case closed. *bangs gavel*

In other news, SARS poster boy Benzino and Karlie Redd are still hot and heavy. Man, their relationship heated up fast right?? Not as fast as those bacterium in Benny's bloodstream....but fast all the same. They are buying each other jewelry and declaring love. I mean, marriage?? Really? Hell, I'd rather be together for 20 years and be sure I want to be with you than 20 seconds and proposing. He is putting a spread about her in his little hip hop pamphlet. Speaking of which, his pamphlets are in stores all over nowhere anywhere. Get your copies NOW!! PS Zino shouldn't wear orange on screen. He looks like a clementine. The puzzle piece jewelry brought my lunch back. It wasn't fun.

Shouts out to K. Michelle for keeping it real with Erica about Scrappy's no good activities. I want friends like that. But, next week the sh*t hits the fan between K. and Rasheeda. We've all heard K. Michelle talk about how her old dude "beat my ass", but Sheeda says she knows him and he could not have done that. Who do you believe??

Finally, we reach Mimi, Joseph, and Steebie. Mimi and her brother, T. Pain, had a somber moment in which they poured their mother's ashes into Lake Lanier. She's been dead 9 years. No disrespect, but maybe you shoulda just kept mama on the fireplace. Hell, you waited until you got on a reality show to honor her?? Effing with me, she would've been mailed to the Scientologists. *shrug* How'd you like Steebie suggesting that everybody go to the therapy session? That dude has the balls of godzilla. And these ladies built them up themselves. I feel bad for poor Ariane. She has to listen to this crap all the time. I would divert Mimi elsewhere with her shenanigans.



And what shenanigans it was?!?!?!? Everybody showed up for the therapy session and Joseph came in cool as a cucumber. They talked for a bit when Steebie wiped Joseline's nose lovingly....even the therapist went off. After that, they discussed the parameters of Steebie's relationships with these women. Apparently, Josie had no knowledge that Steebie and Mimi had moved back in. Upon that news, she went HAM on that head. It took the whole tv crew to peel her mannish behind off of him. I mean what else does Mimi need? I am currently researching vertebrae donation cuz I swear she needs a transplant right away! At least we finally saw some paws on this show. Take notes, Scrap.

Next week, there will be more ratch to tune in to....'Til then....chime in below.

xoxo, Christina Rose
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7.28.2012

I'm Here to See Lumpy

Hey my blovies!! I hope all is well in your world. Your girl got held up, but you know I can't stay away from you too long! There is much to discuss happening in the ATL. Shall we?

We will begin with everybody's favorite borderline psychiatric patient, Momma Dee! This lady is certified, ya dig?! In previous weeks, she fronted Ms. Erica on leaving her son for dead stating that Erica "lephum pah deahd". This week she meets up with Scrappy current warm hole, Buckey aka Muffy from PBS' hit show, Arthur. Buckey is trying to "get in good" with Momma Dee so she can get in good with Scrappy. Er, Buckwheat, you DO realize he is only tapping and has no plans of wifing....right? Her relationship with him exists in her mind only....but speaking of Erica and Scrap...

When we left off with Scrappy, he was trying to find a way to ditch Erica who hasn't been as "affectionate" with him as he'd like. He decided he would use his recent asthma attack to jump ship on Erica. Isn't being an asthmatic an occupational safety hazard for thugs/rappers?? It's like trying to be a surgeon with no hands. You can't be fighting and ask the other guy to hold up whilst you suck on your inhaler. C'mon na, dawg!!! Anyhow, Erica was none the concerned and I loved it. This week Scrappy tried to put Erica on reserve again for the moment he gets his life together and comes back home.....AND, he needs her to ease up on the child support requests. He asked her to "look out" for him on that. Uh?! I think not. Did you look out for her when that condom broke? Or how about when Diamond was jumping all on ya manparts? Oh, and what about that vinyl vest you rocking, Paul Bunion? Yeah, no. You will be paying your child support. *Bangs gavel*

Rasheeda's husband sucessfully embarrassed her, AGAIN!! She was having an unveiling of her fabulously ghetto new song "Marry Me"....Kirk was in charge of handling the viewing party. Oh, he handled it. There were approximately 12 people at her party including the help. Needless to say, she didn't appreciate that so much so that she sought new management. Who did she see?? No, that was NOT Ursula from Set It Off. It was none other than Waka Flocka's mama...It doesn't matter. Rasheeda's career is in a vegetative state. She wants to fire her hubby, but really she should just pull the frickin' plug already! Check out this scene with the would be manager, Deb, calling Rasheeda a "grandmother".


Karlie and K. Michelle are up to their usual fights. Karlie attempted to make amends after their last altercation at a restaurant. After a poor attempt at civility, Karlie called the meeting to a close. K. Michelle went IN and wouldn't come out. She says Karlie's deflated butt cheeks and busted face are, sadly, her best features. I'd have to agree. Meanwhile, Karlie is carrying on a relationsh*t with Benzino....Is it me or does Benzino look like HIV patient 1? He looks like his white blood cell count is low. Sorry. And that kiss between them?? Eww. Somebody call a doctor!!! For him and for me. Their relationship is moving a little too fast for my liking as well. Next week, he gives her the keys to the house. Hope you got everything nailed down, Benny!!!

Joseline and Mimi have no shortage of foolishness happening. Joseph has apparently been text thugging on Mimi. Everybody knows Mimi is gonna talk ish on Joseph in the confessional but run to Steebie to handle it. Joseph and Steebie were quite disrespectful to fashion this week rocking the American flag as a polo shirt and a fruit basket for a bikini. Hideous. Jossie admitted to a friend that she's been trying to find outside management so she doesn't have to depend on the little imp. She also asked Mimi for a woman to woman sit down. She ended up crying and apologizing to Mimi about everything that's happened with Steebie. She also tried to discuss how everybody is being played by him. But, Mimi ain't trying to hear none of that. She played along for a minute, but quietly she's planning on going to couple's therapy with Steebs. *insert nausea here*

Lexi's back next week with her rendition of LHHATL...Til' next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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7.19.2012

LHHATL Episode 6 Sneak Preview

Hey there, R4Rs!! Lexi is busy warming up her feedback on this week's episode of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta and, next week, Rose will be giving us the low on all things Momma Dee, Scrappy, & the gang!


We just wanted to treat our readers with a sneak preview to the foolishness (in case you wanted to check it out). Make sure you peep Momma Dee's hairstyle and Erica hating, Buckwheat's poor attempt at making Scrappy her man, Joseline's Chiquita Banana look, and Karlie's beaver teefus. Got something to share?? Do it below in the comments area. The best comments are featured in a special column on the page.

Stay tuned for a new feature we're adding, Contests!!

7.17.2012

Love & Hip Hop's Yandy Has Her Baby Boy!

Hi, R4Rs! We just dropped in to let you know that Miss Yandy of vh1's original Love and Hip Hop delivered her baby boy on Monday, July 16th. Baby Harris was born last evening and Yandy's already bounced back long enough to Instagram about it.

"My greatest accomplishment in life was my most difficult task in life. With God and my family we did it. I will forever remember this day 7/16/12. It was written in cursive for this king to exist."

Her castmates, Kimbella (Juelz Santana's baby mama) and everyone's favorite hater, Olivia Longott, both tweeted congratulations to the new mommy as well:

"@kimbellasworld: Long day..Or journey I should say! Congrats to my Pud @yandysmith on her beautiful baby boy..She’s a trooper for delivering such a blessing"

"@1andonlyOlivia: Everybody go congratulate my stinker @yandysmith #babyboytweet"

For more on this story, check out http://www.necolebitchie.com/. Don't forget to send your congrats to Miss Yandy!

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7.09.2012

Put Dem Paws On 'Em

Hello, Hello, Hello, Blovers! There is much to discuss so let's hop to it....

Mimi tried to play damage control toward the beginning of this week's episode. Recall, last week we saw her face hit the floor after Joseph announced her pregnancy with Steebie J's baby. He had the pregnancy test in his pocket, y'all. SHAMEFUL! Friends, Ariane and K. Michelle, had a listening ear for Mimi's latest love blunder and side-eyed her like you wouldn't believe. I'm not even sure why Ariane keeps listening to it. I can see the fed up look in her eyes. Mimi claimed she was done and tried to play big boss when Steebie came by to discuss what had happened. More on him later...

Joseph put us through all that foolishness last week just to announce on the show that she did, in fact, get that abortion she got head-bussed last week about. I don't really care what she does with her own fetus. My only concern is why we are still discussing Steebie denying the baby that was never going to exist anyway. That baby was Jos-LEEN's only trump card. You got nothing, boo boo! NOT. THING. She goes on and on to Steebie privately about whether or not he loves her. Here's my answer: BISH, He DROPPED you off at the clinic. That's love.

Rasheeda kisses up to her hubby pretty hard this week. I think she is trying to apologize for those tears and drama over her low budget video shoot. Poor her. This career is on life support.

Scrappy and Erica have successfully moved into separate homes. Erica got a visit from Crack-Mama whose hair was laid like BAPS. Erica felt the need to explain to mommie dearest that she and scrappy are doing very well. Meanwhile, Scrappy is over at someone else's house frontin' with Bucky of Flavor of Love fame. This heaux had the audacity to declare herself as Shay and that we are not to call her Bucky. Well, Bucky, heaux may stay winning but they have no rights. Thus, your name shall forever be Bucky. Got it, Bucky? Good, Bucky. Bye, Bucky. Thirst is running rampant. Clearly, Scrappy took that in the house and then down through there.

The day of reckoning finally arrived for Steebie and Jos-LEEN. Scrappy and Erica had previously discussed the outright disrespect Steebie displayed toward Erica at K. Michelle's party. So, Scrappy declared that he wanted to "put dem paws on 'em, ya dig". Gooning at its finest! He and Erica waited outside the studio where Jos-LEEN gets all her dance moves to confront Steebie. At first, things went well. Steebie apologized, Scrappy gave him a nice talking to, and things were about to be squared away until Scrappy called Jose a bitch and Jose called Erica and heaux and accused her of screwing her Steebie. *Record Scratch* Erica wouldn't touch Steebie with another heffa. After that, Erica jumped on Jose. Steebie and Scrappy fought....Steebie bit Scrappy on the mouth and Scrappy has yet to put any paws anywhere. I, for one, was disappointed. Further, Momma Dee is gonna have to come in here and clean up this mess. Y'all know she dun smacked a bitch or two.




According to Steebie, this ain't over. It needs to be though. Poor Scrappy can't take anymore. His status as "Prince uh duh Souf" is at stake. Next week, Karlie and K. Michelle have a slight girlfight, deflated butt cheek and all. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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7.07.2012

Congratulations Are In Order!!

Hi, Bleeps!! Hope all is well your way, there's much to discuss. This week America celebrated its independence from the monarchy many centuries ago. However, some were spending their 4th of July gazing upon more than the usual fireworks. *At this time, you might need to check outside for flying pigs*. Ochocinco and Evelyn of vH1 fame finally got hitched!! I know right?! I gasped and side-eyed all day. I never thought it would happen. So, I guess Ev got the one up on me. Ocho reportedly live-tweeted the whole wedding. I mean I love the Twit as much as the next guy, but can we show a little respect? This is a wedding ceremony for crying out loud! Is nothing sacred anymore?

However, my inner hater is telling me that this wedding was more for ratings toward their new show on (you guessed it) vH1 called Ev and Ocho.  No surprise she reportedly quit her breakout show "Basketball Wives". I guess it is now the famous "non mother-EFFING factor" she copyrighted, and technicially Ocho is a football player....Football Wives was cancelled :-(. NOTE: I called this a wedding and not a marriage...we have YET to see if they actually have that. No matter my personal feelings, I will congratulate them on making it down the aisle. I don't know guys. But to show my good sportsmanship, this is dedicated to the lovely couple, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0faZMh2QTuM
Should I watch the show?? Blog it? I have mixed feelings so maybe you could help me. For more on this story, check out www.thegrio.com.

Also, shoutout to Yandy and Kimbella of Love and Hip Hop fame who are both expecting. They had a star-studded baby shower for their bundles of joy this week as well. See previous posts about the LAHH divas for laughs and updates on who's who. For more on this, check out www.gossiponthis.com.

'Til next time....


xoxo, Christina Rose
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6.25.2012

Make 'Em Wanna Marry Me!


Hey Bleeps!! Love and Hip Hop Atlanta kicked off last week at epic levels of WTF and Whodunnit. I don't know about you guys, but my eyes were glued to the tv like I was watching the apocalypse live and in technicolor. Sexi Lexi filled y'all in on the first episode, so I'm here to give my take on this week. So, without further ado.....

Last week, Mimi and Stevie J were having it out in the streets about his manwhore ways and the transvestite he has taken up his time with. Let me just say, Joseline could use the "My Baby Can Read" series. Maybe here at R4R, we could add a donate button and we all buy her the set. I need a translator, closed captions, and a dictionary when this heifer speaks. Meanwhile, Mimi is still running behind Stevie chasing 20% of his ends. The sad part? She thinks she's getting over. If anything, you are STILL losing. Stevie is not smooth. And now, I understand why he's a producer/manager and not an artist. That piano scene <<<<<<.

Rasheeda and her hubby, Kirk, got a shoutout this week. I've been spending time educating my non-Southern friends to no avail that Rasheeda has had a hit or two. Y'all remember "Georgia Peach" or "Bend Over"?? Oh ok. Well, anyway, she is obviously doing this show in an attempt to revive her career. I love how vH1 always forces these people's music on her. The latest song they're pushing on us? Marry Me. Sounds like her usual hood jargon, but I've posted it below. So, why don't you chime in?? Meanwhile, I see a divorce in her future. I have a feeling she married her manager for the benefits. It's not looking so beneficial.  If it happens, you heard it here first?!

No Momma Dee this week. I can't say that I really missed Her Pimpness, but the show could use some comic relief every so often. Scrappy and his baby mama are on life support. One episode in and he's already talking about getting his own place. Enter Erica's ex-dope head mama....she is going on about how Erica is above Scrappy and maybe she should dump him. This should be interesting. We won't really get to see what's up with either of them next week when Stevie J calls Erica a bitch (apparently a no-no).

So, Joseline took us through some dramatics. First, she confronted Karlie on trying to steal Stevie's time from her. See, Karlie went to Mimi to ask for Stevie's attention. Joseline blatantly violates all the sidechick rules and then gets mad when she's treated as such. Then, she used a public bathroom to take a private pregnancy test and reveal to her baby daddy, Stevie J, that she's knocked up! A friend of mine called her a "dollar store" version of Rihanna. What's your nickname for her?? The highlight of my night was when he told her that it was inappropriate for her to address him with her pregnancy problems. HA!! Side chicks always LOSE?!

'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose
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6.18.2012

Splish, Splash, Mish Mash!!

Hey Blovies!! The last few weeks are like a blur, so I'm trying something a lil' different. Let's briefly discuss all the shows so far...


Basketball Wives is FINALLY over. I regret to inform you that they have been renewed for yet another season. What's worse? They've fired Jen, Royce, & Kesha from this ratchet show. The reunion show spent a lot of time trying to save Evelyn's and Tami's reputation. Tami insists that she's not a bully. Honey Boo Boo Chile, that is all we've seen of you since you got on this show. Face it. You've embarrassed yourself, your kids, and others. Acceptance is the first step. Evelyn spouted on about setting an example for her stepdaughters. I don't understand. No, really. Don't you have to be married to have stepchildren? Chad ain't married and ain't gonna marry this midriffed skank. Done and done. Oh, and I wept when Jen and Evelyn were reunited after that Maury-esque polygraph test they were both subjected to. And by wept, I mean regurgitated.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey are up to their old tricks. Badly behaved children, comparing riches, and keeping up with the Guidices. I will admit that last year I thought Melissa and Joe Gorga were just thirsty check chasing after sister/brother in law made it big on TV. Now I know, Teresa is a crazy, spastic, brainless skeezer. It's lucky for her that she flipped that table and keeps going broke. I think America cares about her evil cupcake coiffed spawn. People don't like to see kids struggle. Milk it girl! My co-blogger, Lexi, is likely cringing at this. LOL! I can't though. I can't listen to Tre lie anymore about her personal life and situation. If you don't want us in your biz, don't record your life (scripted or not) for reality tv. I also cannot with Lauren and this diet foolishness she's on. Just let your dad get you the lap band so we don't have to discuss your weight anymore. Thanks in advance.


On Teen Mom, the girls are back at it! Teenage parenting at its finest. We started this season off right. All the babies are 2 years old now. It seems like they should be older because I feel like I've been watching Amber's train wreck of a life for much longer. She and Gary are still wasting everybody's hard earned tax dollars with their crap. As reported in earlier blogs, Amber is on her way to the big house (doesn't she look fetching in Creamsicle?). Her best efforts to avoid serving time were to no avail. She got carted off to rehab in Cali and even attempted to kill herself. I'll believe that last line as soon as I see the hospital documentation. Attention is hard to come by these days I assure you. And who's caught in the crossfire?! Leah, that's who. Meanwhile, Carly is thriving with her adoptive parents. Thank you to the good Lord. Bentley seems to be fairing well with Maci and Kyle. I can't criticize Maci in the mom department. However, I know Ryan is a douche, but its not fair that he can't have a girlfriend if Maci can have a boyfriend. She needs to layoff. Farrah is STILL crying. I know she lost her baby daddy, but I maintain that the last time we heard his voice he was calling Farrah all kinds of bitches and telling her to lose his number. PS anybody note how bad Sophia is now?? She is about like Milania on RHONJ or "Millaniac" as I call her.  Somebody save this child.

Feel free to chime in if you have anything you'd like to share or any shows you'd like to suggest I get into...your feedback is important to me. Hit me up @ christinarealityforreal@gmail.com or comment below. You can even comment anonymously if you don't want nobody checking up on ya. 'Til next time....


xoxo, Christina Rose
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5.14.2012

Grieving Thieving


Hey blovies!! What a week, what a week?! It's been a little crazy over here in Christina World, but never fear and update on Basketball Bullies is here!!

The last two week's of BBW have been crazy! I'll just dive right in to the train wreck that is Tami. She is now blaming Kesha for her anger management. Every week there's a new reason for Tami to run crying to her anger management counselor. This week Tami took it overboard. The ladies took a trip to Tahiti to enjoy some fun in the sun. That quickly shifted when Tami attacked Kesha over drinks. Her issue? Kesha expressing to Evelyn that she was offended  when Tami said she didn't "look black". Keep in mind, that conversation was in the first 2 episodes of the season. Tami already cursed Kesha out about this. Now, she's doing it again. Tami is the bully of all bullies. She's surrounded by individuals who are terrified of her and allow her to act crazy like this. During the argument, Tami proceeded to take Kesha's purse. She wouldn't return it until Kesha apologized. My question is, "For What?!". Kesha didn't start this.

Needless to say, Kesha ran from the situation and avoided Tami's crazy ass like the plague. I can't blame her. Everybody knows Kesha can't fight. Tami is picking on a weak person because she's got no one else to pick on. Kesha eventually attempted to report the purse theft to the front desk when Suzie intercepted. I find that comical because, according to Tami, Suzie is the one who reported all the alleged ish Kesha talked about Tami behind her back. Ugh, that funny talking, funny looking, lispy little wasp! She never goes away.

In other news, Evelyn and Shaunie sat idly by while all this bullying went on. I expect that from Ev, but Shaunie? I expected more. She is the producer of this show. Aren't y'all like 40 years old? Stealing people's bags is tired...tired. I can't even deal. Evelyn, Suzie, and Tami teamed up to leave dead fish in Kenya's room. Don't get me wrong, I hate Kenya. But, that's tired too. OMG. These women.

The level of disgust I have with this show right now is evident. How? My twitter account was totally suspended after I clowned Tami up one side and down the other. Guess I was feeling passionately. Didn't realize how much until my timeline stopped short. One phrase: LOL. If it ain't up soon, twitter can just count me out. I get spammed like every day, but let me get a lil' tweet happy and I'm outta there.

Kesha got her purse back and went back to the mainland. Tami ate her own foot. Jen and Kenya showed up. More on that next week.

Feel like commenting? Go ahead. You can do it anonymously! See y'all next week!! 'Til next time.



xoxo, Christina Rose

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4.30.2012

There's No Crying in Basketball


What's good, Bleeps?! Didn't get to discuss last week's ep of Bball Slums. So, I'll do my best mash up of this week and last.

When we left off, Jen Williams had been smacked by the 2nd most comfortable assistant ever, Nia, who takes a close 2nd after Sweetie of RHOA fame. Jen left the event less than pleased, but she has the last laugh because she contacted local authorities and set a lawsuit in place to fight rachet with legal. I'm usually a card carrying member of the "See A Bish, Slap a Bish" brigade. However, I gotta say I like Jen's style on this one. She can't fight and we know it. Hit 'em where it hurts.....their Louboutin fund. One thing I can't get with though with Ms. Jen is the fact that her only ally seems to be psycho Kenya. Nobody likes Kenya. She ain't good for the team. Take it from me, Jen. Ditch!!!

In other news, Evelyn and Ocho are still frontin' like this marriage is really happening. Don't you just love how she tried to clean up their "open" relationship conversation a few eps back?! Sweetie, we heard you give permission to your man to go to the nearest pharmacy for protection if/when he steps out on you. No reneging. What's done is done. In this episode, they supposedly had 5 months until the wedding. Fast forward to today...did I miss something. I ain't seen no news announcing their nuptials. She did admit that even at 36 she isn't mature. PS Blog fam, that isn't hot. Act your age, not your shoe size....the immortal words of Prince.

Tami isn't up to much this week and neither are the other ladies. However, I have to wonder how far television has fallen when we see celebrealities going to mammograms and pap smears all on the camera. Is anything private anymore?? *says the reality tv blogger* I am all about women taking preventive measures, but do it privately. Her daughters' dance lesson with Royce was funny though. They should prolly just stick to a mike stand. SN: how did we go from "non-mutha-effing factor" to mammogram buddies?? Anyone?

Royce has embarrassed herself a number of times on this show. Tonight had to be the worst display of tantrums and shenanigans, yet?! She and her dad had a very candid conversation about her newest boy toy, Desmon. Her dad feels that she gets into relationships too quickly. I agree. She's had 3 serious boyfriends in 2 seasons. Nobody does that, boo. When daddy suggested that she acts slutty in front of her kid by kissing 3 or 4 different guys in a short time period, Royce loses it. We're talking groveling on the ground, begging for understanding, dying for a blessing type losing it. She begged her dad to let her be happy. Sweetheart, you are not 16 with your dad forbidding to let you go to prom with the high school misfit gang member. Chill. I was saddened and ashamed by Royce's display. For shame.

Next week, the Basketball Groupies head to Tahiti! 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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4.27.2012

R4R Update: Love & Hip Hop

Hot off the presses, blogworld?! Emily Bustamante of LAHH fame just tweeted that she will NOT be on the 3rd season of the VH1's hit show being taped now. In case you don't remember, Emily is the on-off girlfriend of rapper, Fabolous. She is also buddy buddy with show favorite, Chrissy. (Our Christina Rose is not a fan) She has two children, one of which with the entertainer. You can scroll thru our bevy of LAHH posts where we've called Em all kinds of dumb for the foolishness she puts up with where he's concerned. Not sure if we'll miss her or not. Nevertheless, if you want more info on her departure click the link below. Peace!

Reality 4 Real!!


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4.22.2012

Smack Attack!

Hey Bloves! I'm checking in here before tomorrow's new episode of BBW. There is no shortage of things to talk about. So, here we go...

Evelyn is grasping at straws this season for friends if you ask me. First, there's Noe, whom she had a nice convo with about closing her high-end shoe store and strictly selling online. Here's what. Um, does Noe work there? Also, everybody knows the economy is looking like whodunit and why so how come Ms. Thing is trying to convince us that she's closing her store because she don't have time? Yeah, no, you ain't got money boo boo. You would think those Ochosinkhole checks would pay for her little hobby, right? Not. He ain't working. PS don't you love how she is trying to say she ain't got time for kids either. I mean, just last year, she and Ocho were at the doctor's office filling cups with semen for the boy twin set she always dreamed of (remember Pepe and Esteban?) . Second, now her assistant is her buddy too. In fact, there such close friends that this girl (whose name escapes me) is mad as hell at Jen too. Call me crazy, but sometimes employees should remain such. Whatever, more on that later.

Tami shares even more personal information about herself. I don't mean to be insensitive, but how many times do we have to hear these childhood hardship stories from her? She don't seem to care about that stuff when she fighting bitches. That's all I'm saying. Now, her mom has to catch the "you did me wrong" speech from Tami. And, scene.

Royce is in love....again. This girl falls in love about as quickly as that old lady in the "I've fallen but I can't get up" commercials. She has the attention span of a gnat. I swear. Who is this dude anyway? That's probably why Royce's dad ain't trying to hear it anymore. I'd be over it too. This time she's talking to some professional athlete and talking marriage. Oh, wait. That already happened. I think it ended with a kid and a court order not to even breathe dude's name. Anyway, Royce is a one-trick pony. Everybody around the world knows her persuasive skills. #1 = give it up. #2 = dress up in lingerie, rinse, and repeat. Next week, she'll be dating Kim K.'s ex.

The ladies attended an event at the racetrack in Miami. It was going well until Tami got the mess started. Tami confronted Jen on sending each of the women correspondence stating that no one is to get "out of pocket" with her unless they want to face a lawsuit. Then, Ev's assistant chimed in. She confronted Jen on being friends with her and suddenly stopping after she and Evelyn were no longer acquainted. Words were exchanged until the girl asked Jen if she needed to be smacked in the head. Jen said "I wish you would" and the next thing you know "SMACK" was seen and most definitely heard.


On the next episode, we will see Ev attempt to insert herself in the fight foolishly scooting across the table in a cocktail dress and barefoot. Classy. Can't wait! 'Til then....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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4.09.2012

Finally, Somebody Hurls A Bottle!!


Hi, Bleeps! Last week's Basketball Wives pulled another one of their crazy fights that keep us tuning in week to week. The victim? Kenya. She begged for it and finally got it. Her adversary? Who else, Evelyn?! Let's not waste anymore time...

The previous week's episode we saw Kesha divulge to the ladies that while she might be having problems with Tami at least she didn't call Evelyn loose like Miss Kenya did. Now, usually, I am never supportive of people dragging someone else in just because he or she is in the hot seat. But, I don't like Kenya so I'll allow it. Evelyn tried to play the news like it didn't really matter to her. Clearly it did. It's all we talked about the rest of the show. Back to that in a minute...


Kesha apparently ain't no fool. So, she enlisted the services of some new girl who was at the alleged meeting to corroborate her "hoe" story. The young lady did just that and insisted that Kenya had lots to say about all the ladies.

Jennifer is making her independence from all these ladies known. She still hangs out with Suzie, Royce, Tami, and Kesha on occasion but really she's a one woman show now. I have to admit. I like it. I didn't like her lap dog act with Evelyn. She seemed like such a yes girl. I'm still taking bets on her lip gloss line though.

There was a sweet moment on the show. One of Shaunie's very large children had a birthday. Ms. Lady flexed that celebrity to get her baby girl a chance to meet Mindless Behavior. They are like the new Backstreet Boys/Immature of this millenium. Little (or Not so Little) MiMi cried and cried upon meeting her crushes. It was cute. Too bad Shaunie is a messy ass bitch.

Ultimately, the Kenya vs. Ev fight came to a head. The ladies (headed up by Shaunie) set Kenya up for a meeting in a room full of bottles. Evelyn jumped right into it having Kesha's friend explain what was said and by whom. Ev then threatened Kenya insisting that all Kenya needs to do is admit she said it. Kenya tripped over herself most of the time and swore that she did not recall saying Evelyn was "loose". This sent Evelyn over the edge and she picked up one of those strategically placed bottles and put it right to Kenya's dome....or at least tried.

Tonight is the continuation of this foolishness. I'll be in attendance, but I ain't feeling all the way so if this epp ain't thee most entertaining ever, I wouldn't hold my breath for an update. Chime in.

'Til next time....


xoxo, Christina Rose