Out With The Old, In With The Shrewd

Hey there, Blovies!!! Hope all is well in your neck of the woods....It's groove theory, my way! As you know, many of our shows have concluded or are in the process of doing so. I'll give you some of my final thoughts on those including Love & Hip Hop ATL, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Teen Mom....Meanwhile, vH1 is gearing up for a new season of Basketball Wives LA. Oh, the places we'll go!!! Shall we...

The Look on Buckeey's Face when Scrappy Proposed....to Ericka.

I'll start with LHHATL since it ended a few weeks ago. My final thoughts on that reunion are simple. RACHET!!! We all know Mimi and Stevie J will never be over....as will Joseline (Joseph) Hernandez and Stevie J. So, I will not even waste my breath talking about how stupid Mimi is or how incomprehensible JoJo is. I've roasted them all year. The evidence speaks for itself. Karlie Redd is a groupie and I won't be surprised next season when she is using what she got to get what she wants. This girl's thirst is so boundless I wouldn't be surprised if she began twerking for YouTube sensations. Anything to "Get That Hit"....at 47 years old, with a 30 year old daughter, and a deflated butt cheek. Chile, please!?! I have been torn about K. Michelle's domestic violence situation. I will say I laughed when Rasheeda's "No Story" arse tried to nut up on her. I get that people don't necessarily believe K., but I will choose to believe her because it takes a pretty low person to make up the allegations she's claimed about her ex-boo, Memphitz. If she made it up, God has a special place in hell for that ample keister. Other than that, Rasheeda has absolutely no business on this show. She and her hubby are boring. Her career is in the same graveyard as Olivia (LHHNYC) and Karlie. RIP "Boss Bytch" records. R-I-Frickin'-P. I have already mentioned my disdain for that whole scene with Lil' Scrappy and his band of BICTHES. Looks to me like everywhere but in the industry, Scrap is winning. He has no job or money to speak of, yet, he can cheat on each woman with each other, propose and get a "YES". Are you kidding me?? We should all sign up for classes. All in all, I was completely and utterly entertained by the trainwreck that is LHHATL. The original show pales in comparison. But, that didn't stop Mona Scott-Young from giving Chrissy Lampkin and Jim Jones their own spin-off. *happy dance into black hole*

The Real Housewives of New Jersey saga continues with all the Mob queens doing the usual....choosing a villain for everyone to hate and run off. Teresa Guidice seems to be the one this season who is a "pig" as Caroline Manzo describes her. I can't say that I disagree. Teresa is very calculated. She and her husband will do anything for a dollar including sell their own marriage woes to the tabloids. She has been involved in bankruptcy, money laundering, you name it!!! The way they see it, they're just paying bills, but to everyone else they have no regard for anyone. Melissa Gorga (Tre's sister in law) and Kathy Wakile (Tre's cousin) have made a truce and agreed to be "nicey nicey" with their family members. It's worked out so far because nobody calls Teresa out on her crap anymore. The only one who truly will step up to the plate (besides Caroline Manzo) is her husband. Joe blatantly called Teresa "my bitch wife" and an "effing c**t" on TV. I suspect he was talking to a fling, but Teresa played it off as him just being cranky. Girl, BYE!!! Next week is the long awaited season finale of this neverending show. We get to see the true scum Teresa really is. Can't wait!!

Teen Mom has concluded for good and the reunion show has taken place. I just want to briefly say that Dr. Drew is messy and that these girls's lives are not changed. They should be, but mostly they aren't. Amber is in JAIL for God's sake. The only one that I am truly counting on to make is Catelynn and that's because she & Brother Husband gave their kid up. Smartest decision EVER. The end.

I'm going to be picking up Basketball Wives LA for its new season. Looks like Jackie Christie is already going for the gold when it comes to CRAZY this season. We have some familiar faces to work with including Gloria, Laura, Draya, and Malaysia. But, we also have at least one new face....Brooke Bailey will be joining us. She is dating some baller (who I don't know and don't care about) and that's what gave Shaunie O'Neal the room to add her to the roster. Does anybody else think about the rodent king on Madagascar when you see her? "I like to move it, move it!!" Ok, only me then. Carry on. Jackie has tried to apologize and snake her way back into the loving arms of her "girls". But, she is up to her old antics by referring to herself as the "queen" and saying these girls could learn everything from her. Meanwhile, her own flesh and blood daughter REFUSES to talk to her. She moved across country to escape this lady's grips. I'm putting on my seatbelt. I know this will be a bumpy ride.

Got other shows you're sure I should be watching....refer me!! Lexi and I are open to suggestions...Thanks a bunch for reading and giving us feedback from time to time. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose


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It's Teen Mom, Honey Boo Boo Chile, & Funky Cold Dineva!! [Video]

Hey, Blovers!! So, you click on the blog to find out what we think about the latest happenings...and there's nothing new. You know that just isn't right. Well, Rose World has been extra crazy lately, but life don't stop. Here's an update on all things Reality, For Real in my world...

Teen Mom has wrapped up years worth of dysfunction and mayhem with moms Maci, Farrah, Catelynn, and Amber. As much as I love that show, I can't say I'm too sad. Actually, after watching this season's ending I didn't get any real conclusion on any of the mothers. In fact, I feel like I had seen all these episodes before. Maci is still wedged underneath her special needs boy toy. Her relationship [or relationshi* as I like to call it] with baby daddy, Ryan, is still as messed up as it could ever be. And, it appears that Bentley is the smartest one of them all. Farrah cried a lot less this season, but she annoyed others at an alarmingly high rate. She finally has some balance with her parents, yet she still disrespects them every SINGLE chance she gets. I loved the moment of humility though when she had to send Sophia's bad ass to her mom. Score 1 for Farrah's mom! Brother and Sister Husband, Catelynn and Tyler, had a series of rollercoasters [none of which regarding their daughter, Carly, who is tucked away safe with the Cleavers]. They graduated high school. Yay!! Now, they are trying to conquer college. I have concerns about that because they made even choosing "social work" as a major difficult. They are the most decisive slow people I have ever seen. If you wanna major in social work, you choose major in social work on the application! Regardless, they are still smarter than everybody's favorite jail bird, Amber. Her life is still and will forever be in shambles. I predict methamphetamine in her future. That is, if she hasn't already dabbled. Gary now has full custody of Leah and they appear to be doing well. Alls I can say is buh bye, Teen Mom!

Meanwhile, everybody knows we just watched a 2-week series reunion on Love & Hip Hop ATL. Lexi is covering the happenings on that, but I wanted to acknowledge that I did catch it. Boy, oh, Boy!!

I will say that its a sad day when the people who make the most sense on the show are Funky Dineva (not a cast member) and Joseline Hernandez (y'all know my soul dies a little bit every time she speaks). Scrappy did the typical move by proposing to Elvira, I mean, Ericka. I don't mind her, but I think she was wrong to attack Buckeey [no matter how easy that is] and accept a request for marriage. It takes 2, Ericka. I'll comment more when Lexi posts her thoughts.

In other news, Honey Boo Boo has been taking over the air waves. I refuse to cover that show as it is a big ball of redneck foolery. But, I will say I find it funny that more people would rather soak their minds with that than watch Mitt Romney speak. Bye!!



Ev and Ocho are officially finito! I mentioned that in previous posts, but did you see her in the last few days on ABC news?? She's crying and saying that she's leaving him for her fans. SCREECH!! Now, I am not a "fan", but if I were I imagine that Evelyn Lozada leaving Ochocinco would do absolutely nothing for my life. She can stay with him and get headbutted 'til the cows come home for all I care. She even mentioned that she still loves him and that it is so difficult to do this. Here's an idea: Don't! You were made for each other...to embarrass the other one to high hell. She claims that her persona on Basketball Wives doesn't merit her being beaten by her man. I agree, no one deserves to be beaten EVER. But, can we roll the tape back on Evelyn's track record?

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K, y'all that's the update on Rosey! Feel free to comment below on your Teen Mom, LHHATL, Politico, or Basketball Wives thoughts. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose
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No More Tears

Hey there, Blovies!!! How's it?? As you know the Love & Hip Hop finale was last night. So, there is much to discuss....Shall we?

Karlie Redd has been thirsty all season. So, it came as no shock that she is looking to ditch everybody's favorite liver failure patient, Big Zino. Uh huh. Who didn't know that relationsh*t wasn't gonna last? They had been dating for 3 secs and already moving in. Only teenagers fall in and out of love that fast. This just goes to show you that you can be 59 and 14 at the same damn time. Anywho, we saw Ms. Redd sniffing around Roscoe Dash (a known ATL rap artist famous for pole dancing songs). This guy's gotta be what, 16?? Karlie's thirst knows no bounds. Somebody, anybody, please hook this chick up to a saline IV or something. Meanwhile, back at the ranch Benzino is gearing up to pop the question. Fast forward to the scene: Zino pulls out the ring, tells Karlie he doesn't want her to have any doubts about their relationship, she asks if he's ready for this, he replies with a no and puts the ring up. So, what was that about not having doubts?? This dude is not only terminally ill, he's dumb too. Jeesh!

Erica and Scrappy agreed to be just friends. But, it wasn't until after Scrappy basically begged and grovelled for Erica not to quit on them being together. On the flip side, Scrap explains to his "best friend"/jumpoff, Buckeey, that he is all about her. Men really forget about the cameras don't they? How does he think he is gonna get away with leading two women on like that? At least Erica is not playing dumb. She isn't down for Scrappy's ish anymore and I can't blame her. She even mentioned dating a new guy while she was housewares shopping with K. Michelle. I'm happy for Erica. If the rumors aren't true that she and Scrappy are engaged, there might be hope for her and Imani yet. Note: No ignant Momma Dee sighting. Guess she didn't wanna show her face after that "B-I-C-T-H" fiasco.

The misunderstanding between K. Michelle and Rasheeda is heating up. So much so, that there are rumors floating around that they will be fighting on the reunion show and that K. Michelle is threatening Sheeda, Kandi Burruss (of RHOA), and Toya Carter Wright (of the shortlived Tiny & Toya). K. Michelle said she would "go upside Kandi's head). As ratchet as that sounds, I think if she did, Kandi wouldn't even fight back. She talks too much. Anywho, K and Sheeda are clearly no longer acquaintances that's for sure. K assured us that she has the proof the Memphitz (Toya's hubby) "beat her ass". She also stated that she was being the better person by not sending the text messages and photos to the blogs. Uh, K. throw your girl a bone and send them there photos on this way. *smile* Here at R4R we lack a thing called "shame".

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Finally, we saw Joseline, Mimi, and Steebie J are back in counseling. Steebie ranted and raved about how he had all these women riding his bus and that as easily as they got on they can get off. Ugh, will somebody take this fool out already?? How is he still breathing. He showed up wearing a shirt that read "I Am God". You gots to be kidding me. Narcissist isn't even a strong word to describe this guy. As much as I don't care for Joseph, she's gotta be the most honest person on television. She openly admitted in counseling that she knows Steebie sleeps with other women (he slept with her own best friend in front of her) and she's ok with it as long as he gives her money and takes care of her. She also told Mimi flat out that Mimi is ok with it too whether she admits it or not. Mimi tried to deny it, but I agree with Joseph. There was no paws laying this time, but I know this thing isn't over. Meanwhile, Mimi is trying to play us now and make us think she owns a cleaning business rather than being a cleaning lady herself. She wants us to believe that she doesn't need Steebie's money. Guhl, please?! Ain't nothing wrong with being a cleaning lady, keep it real with us and we'll keep it real with you, agreed?? SN: anybody peep Steebie's newest talent, Magilla Gorilla?? Oh, yeah, she's gonna be very successful. -_-

Welp, that's all for this season of Love & Hip Hop ATL, but the reunion show should be airing soon. We will definitely be covering that so LHHATL fans don't ditch us yet!!!

'Til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose
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And In THAT Order

What's up, R4Readers!!! We thought we'd take a quick break from Ev and Ocho to do some community service. We'd like to encourage you to stay in school or keep your kids enrolled. Whitney Houston said the children are our future, teach them well, and let them lead the way.

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Why are we doing this you ask? Well, peep the Twitter photo depicted in which Love and Hip Hop ATL star, Momma Dee, embarrassed all of America on last night's episode. She was trying to talk bad about Erica, Lil' Scrappy's baby momma, by calling her the B-word. The only problem was she attempted spelling the word...and yelled most incorrectly the letters "B-I-C-T-H". Originally, we weren't even going to comment on it. However, since Momma Dee has decided to call people internet thugs simply for laughing at her lack of spelling skills, we thought we might go ahead and talk about her. Growing up, our mommas told us that we can't call anybody anything we can't spell. According to that theory, Erica can't be a bitch because Momma Dee's dumbass can't spell it. Buh bye now!!!

Rashes, Ashes, & Rabbit Assness

Hey there, Blovies!! It's time for this week's wrap-up of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. There is much to discuss so without further ado.....

I'm gonna start with Karlie Redd and Joseline bonding activities. These two women have one thing in common....THIRST. The whole scene with them sharing love stories with Benzino and Steebie. Joseph called her fake and phony. Agreed....however, Jose was being fake and phony too.

Scrappy and Rasheeda's collabo is gonna succeed like ice in hell. That said, I can't get with Rasheeda fussing  at Scrap about his situation with Buckeey, but she didn't call Erica. Friends don't let friends walk around without the right information. We all know Erica thinks Scrap is just tripping about being in a serious relationship. She didn't know he was fooling around with Flavor Flav's sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, and fifths. Not cool at all, Sheeda. That's why your records flop continuously. Bad Karma. Meanwhile, she did report it to the ladies at her show with Scrap. Did anyone notice her duckfaced hubby was not present?? PS What the hell was Buckeey wearing?? The song Sheeda and Scrap made was your average....Rock it or Drop it??
My vote = DROP.

Sheeda's meeting with her hubby and Momma Flocka didn't go well at all. She is desperately trying to save her career, but you know what I say...it's DOA. However, where was Momma Flocka's passion when her illiterate ass son was learning his consonants and vowels? Case closed. *bangs gavel*

In other news, SARS poster boy Benzino and Karlie Redd are still hot and heavy. Man, their relationship heated up fast right?? Not as fast as those bacterium in Benny's bloodstream....but fast all the same. They are buying each other jewelry and declaring love. I mean, marriage?? Really? Hell, I'd rather be together for 20 years and be sure I want to be with you than 20 seconds and proposing. He is putting a spread about her in his little hip hop pamphlet. Speaking of which, his pamphlets are in stores all over nowhere anywhere. Get your copies NOW!! PS Zino shouldn't wear orange on screen. He looks like a clementine. The puzzle piece jewelry brought my lunch back. It wasn't fun.

Shouts out to K. Michelle for keeping it real with Erica about Scrappy's no good activities. I want friends like that. But, next week the sh*t hits the fan between K. and Rasheeda. We've all heard K. Michelle talk about how her old dude "beat my ass", but Sheeda says she knows him and he could not have done that. Who do you believe??

Finally, we reach Mimi, Joseph, and Steebie. Mimi and her brother, T. Pain, had a somber moment in which they poured their mother's ashes into Lake Lanier. She's been dead 9 years. No disrespect, but maybe you shoulda just kept mama on the fireplace. Hell, you waited until you got on a reality show to honor her?? Effing with me, she would've been mailed to the Scientologists. *shrug* How'd you like Steebie suggesting that everybody go to the therapy session? That dude has the balls of godzilla. And these ladies built them up themselves. I feel bad for poor Ariane. She has to listen to this crap all the time. I would divert Mimi elsewhere with her shenanigans.

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And what shenanigans it was?!?!?!? Everybody showed up for the therapy session and Joseph came in cool as a cucumber. They talked for a bit when Steebie wiped Joseline's nose lovingly....even the therapist went off. After that, they discussed the parameters of Steebie's relationships with these women. Apparently, Josie had no knowledge that Steebie and Mimi had moved back in. Upon that news, she went HAM on that head. It took the whole tv crew to peel her mannish behind off of him. I mean what else does Mimi need? I am currently researching vertebrae donation cuz I swear she needs a transplant right away! At least we finally saw some paws on this show. Take notes, Scrap.

Next week, there will be more ratch to tune in to....'Til then....chime in below.

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Mimi and Joseline, Were You Scared Straight? LOL!

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WELL!!  Looks like we have a cast of women used to having run-ins with the law!  Mimi (top center) was supposedly charged with battery in 2009.  I haven't found anything that states what Joseline's (bottom center) charges were.

Either way, I know why Joseline is not afraid of Stevie's threats to send her back to the strip club.  Obviously, she's seen worse!  Hahahahahaha!!

Apparently, You're Either Hot or You're Not...

Well, this was the episode where all trash was dumped or put out to be picked up. First, Joseline let STEEBIE know that she's moving on with her career and working with who she wants to work with.  She also reminded him that he can't stop having sex with her, even if he wanted to.  I mean, it's all up to him, right?  It's not as if she controls her own body or anything, right?  Hmmm....seems like she left the strip club, yet she forgot to leave the strip club mentality.

On to Rasheeda, she wants to leave her boo behind in hopes of reclaiming her never-claimed throne as the GA peach. However, he wants the Rasheeda who loved the double order of hash browns at Waffle House.  Now, really, Kurt?  That's why she can't progress with your stuck-in-the-past ass!  Any man who wants a woman with a Waffle House mentality is not fit to be a husband or manager.  Period!  I am all for her moving on to something else, even if it's modeling because y'all know girl is gorgeous!

As for Karlie,  I don't know what she sees in Benzino.  He looks like an ex-con version of the clock from "Beauty and the Beast." That's all.

Mimi and that sorry Stevie J song.....That was so pathetic!  Don't act like you have standards, Mimi!  We know that Stevie does what he does because you never had them before.  The only difference is now you can no longer distract yourself or delude yourself into thinking you're happy through spending his money.  I'm on to you and your alligator tears. This bitch cries too much!  And all of their scenes together are beyond scripted.  I'm over them.

What I'm still amazed by, however, is this Buckey/Scrappy "romance".  The teeth on Buckey (I refuse to call her Shay.) never cease to amaze me!  They are bucked so much that her entire mouth protrudes.  She honestly believes Scrappy is doing well by his daughter by not paying child support.  And he is listening to a girl that even Flavor Flav rejected.  And she likes when he's getting drunk like the washed up star he is?  Wow, I love when two losers love each other.  One less loser man for me to worry about in the world.

But y'all, K. Michelle's butt should be outlawed.  I'm sure when she goes to stores where glass items and china are present, the employees are praying she doesn't make any sudden movements/turns.  LOL! That date went well, though.  Let's hope she kept her ghetto ways in her purse throughout the date, all straight razors included.

Also, we found out Benzino knows Gaga's manager, Vincent. But, Karlie, never go to a meeting wearing an Hermes belt when you're begging someone to give you a chance.  At least look like you need a job!  That's what I hate about ATL: people can't seem to pause the frontin'!!  EVER!!

The rest of this episode was very blah to me.  So, here's something to cheer you guys up.  Here is Benzino when he was "hot":

Was Benzino hot, lukewarm, or simply cold?  Let us know what you think!  Personally, I think homie is freezing!  This is atrocious!  Hahahahahahahhahahaha!

I'm Here to See Lumpy

Hey my blovies!! I hope all is well in your world. Your girl got held up, but you know I can't stay away from you too long! There is much to discuss happening in the ATL. Shall we?

We will begin with everybody's favorite borderline psychiatric patient, Momma Dee! This lady is certified, ya dig?! In previous weeks, she fronted Ms. Erica on leaving her son for dead stating that Erica "lephum pah deahd". This week she meets up with Scrappy current warm hole, Buckey aka Muffy from PBS' hit show, Arthur. Buckey is trying to "get in good" with Momma Dee so she can get in good with Scrappy. Er, Buckwheat, you DO realize he is only tapping and has no plans of wifing....right? Her relationship with him exists in her mind only....but speaking of Erica and Scrap...

When we left off with Scrappy, he was trying to find a way to ditch Erica who hasn't been as "affectionate" with him as he'd like. He decided he would use his recent asthma attack to jump ship on Erica. Isn't being an asthmatic an occupational safety hazard for thugs/rappers?? It's like trying to be a surgeon with no hands. You can't be fighting and ask the other guy to hold up whilst you suck on your inhaler. C'mon na, dawg!!! Anyhow, Erica was none the concerned and I loved it. This week Scrappy tried to put Erica on reserve again for the moment he gets his life together and comes back home.....AND, he needs her to ease up on the child support requests. He asked her to "look out" for him on that. Uh?! I think not. Did you look out for her when that condom broke? Or how about when Diamond was jumping all on ya manparts? Oh, and what about that vinyl vest you rocking, Paul Bunion? Yeah, no. You will be paying your child support. *Bangs gavel*

Rasheeda's husband sucessfully embarrassed her, AGAIN!! She was having an unveiling of her fabulously ghetto new song "Marry Me"....Kirk was in charge of handling the viewing party. Oh, he handled it. There were approximately 12 people at her party including the help. Needless to say, she didn't appreciate that so much so that she sought new management. Who did she see?? No, that was NOT Ursula from Set It Off. It was none other than Waka Flocka's mama...It doesn't matter. Rasheeda's career is in a vegetative state. She wants to fire her hubby, but really she should just pull the frickin' plug already! Check out this scene with the would be manager, Deb, calling Rasheeda a "grandmother".

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Karlie and K. Michelle are up to their usual fights. Karlie attempted to make amends after their last altercation at a restaurant. After a poor attempt at civility, Karlie called the meeting to a close. K. Michelle went IN and wouldn't come out. She says Karlie's deflated butt cheeks and busted face are, sadly, her best features. I'd have to agree. Meanwhile, Karlie is carrying on a relationsh*t with Benzino....Is it me or does Benzino look like HIV patient 1? He looks like his white blood cell count is low. Sorry. And that kiss between them?? Eww. Somebody call a doctor!!! For him and for me. Their relationship is moving a little too fast for my liking as well. Next week, he gives her the keys to the house. Hope you got everything nailed down, Benny!!!

Joseline and Mimi have no shortage of foolishness happening. Joseph has apparently been text thugging on Mimi. Everybody knows Mimi is gonna talk ish on Joseph in the confessional but run to Steebie to handle it. Joseph and Steebie were quite disrespectful to fashion this week rocking the American flag as a polo shirt and a fruit basket for a bikini. Hideous. Jossie admitted to a friend that she's been trying to find outside management so she doesn't have to depend on the little imp. She also asked Mimi for a woman to woman sit down. She ended up crying and apologizing to Mimi about everything that's happened with Steebie. She also tried to discuss how everybody is being played by him. But, Mimi ain't trying to hear none of that. She played along for a minute, but quietly she's planning on going to couple's therapy with Steebs. *insert nausea here*

Lexi's back next week with her rendition of LHHATL...Til' next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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LHHATL Episode 6 Sneak Preview

Hey there, R4Rs!! Lexi is busy warming up her feedback on this week's episode of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta and, next week, Rose will be giving us the low on all things Momma Dee, Scrappy, & the gang!

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We just wanted to treat our readers with a sneak preview to the foolishness (in case you wanted to check it out). Make sure you peep Momma Dee's hairstyle and Erica hating, Buckwheat's poor attempt at making Scrappy her man, Joseline's Chiquita Banana look, and Karlie's beaver teefus. Got something to share?? Do it below in the comments area. The best comments are featured in a special column on the page.

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Put Dem Paws On 'Em

Hello, Hello, Hello, Blovers! There is much to discuss so let's hop to it....

Mimi tried to play damage control toward the beginning of this week's episode. Recall, last week we saw her face hit the floor after Joseph announced her pregnancy with Steebie J's baby. He had the pregnancy test in his pocket, y'all. SHAMEFUL! Friends, Ariane and K. Michelle, had a listening ear for Mimi's latest love blunder and side-eyed her like you wouldn't believe. I'm not even sure why Ariane keeps listening to it. I can see the fed up look in her eyes. Mimi claimed she was done and tried to play big boss when Steebie came by to discuss what had happened. More on him later...

Joseph put us through all that foolishness last week just to announce on the show that she did, in fact, get that abortion she got head-bussed last week about. I don't really care what she does with her own fetus. My only concern is why we are still discussing Steebie denying the baby that was never going to exist anyway. That baby was Jos-LEEN's only trump card. You got nothing, boo boo! NOT. THING. She goes on and on to Steebie privately about whether or not he loves her. Here's my answer: BISH, He DROPPED you off at the clinic. That's love.

Rasheeda kisses up to her hubby pretty hard this week. I think she is trying to apologize for those tears and drama over her low budget video shoot. Poor her. This career is on life support.

Scrappy and Erica have successfully moved into separate homes. Erica got a visit from Crack-Mama whose hair was laid like BAPS. Erica felt the need to explain to mommie dearest that she and scrappy are doing very well. Meanwhile, Scrappy is over at someone else's house frontin' with Bucky of Flavor of Love fame. This heaux had the audacity to declare herself as Shay and that we are not to call her Bucky. Well, Bucky, heaux may stay winning but they have no rights. Thus, your name shall forever be Bucky. Got it, Bucky? Good, Bucky. Bye, Bucky. Thirst is running rampant. Clearly, Scrappy took that in the house and then down through there.

The day of reckoning finally arrived for Steebie and Jos-LEEN. Scrappy and Erica had previously discussed the outright disrespect Steebie displayed toward Erica at K. Michelle's party. So, Scrappy declared that he wanted to "put dem paws on 'em, ya dig". Gooning at its finest! He and Erica waited outside the studio where Jos-LEEN gets all her dance moves to confront Steebie. At first, things went well. Steebie apologized, Scrappy gave him a nice talking to, and things were about to be squared away until Scrappy called Jose a bitch and Jose called Erica and heaux and accused her of screwing her Steebie. *Record Scratch* Erica wouldn't touch Steebie with another heffa. After that, Erica jumped on Jose. Steebie and Scrappy fought....Steebie bit Scrappy on the mouth and Scrappy has yet to put any paws anywhere. I, for one, was disappointed. Further, Momma Dee is gonna have to come in here and clean up this mess. Y'all know she dun smacked a bitch or two.

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According to Steebie, this ain't over. It needs to be though. Poor Scrappy can't take anymore. His status as "Prince uh duh Souf" is at stake. Next week, Karlie and K. Michelle have a slight girlfight, deflated butt cheek and all. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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I ain't going back to the strip club!!!!

Those were Joseline's famous words from last night. Seriously, this broad has to be a man. There's no way in hell she's all woman. First of all, that booty and those broad, linebacker shoulders don't match. Ugh! And why would she meet up with Mimi? If she's mad, talk to Stevie! Obviously, Mimi doesn't pay her bills! Just like a hoe to get her sponsors confused.

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And K. Michelle. *sigh* She actually burst into Jive and yelled, "Who's responsibowlllllll?!" Yes, just like that. I don't like her. She's loud for now reason, and her sentences sound like they are about as complicated as those you find in a Dick and Jane book.

Now, Erica. Why do she and Chrissy Lampkin feel that it's okay to let your 30-something boo go goon for you?!?! Handle your shit! Or hell, call a hood cousin. Don't get your man in trouble. Also, Scrappy is wrong as hell for treating Erica that way. Oh, well. He'll come back because I'm pretty sure he can't afford rent ANYWHERE.

Rasheeda. Okay. She needs to learn when to fold. Her career is a joke. And I remember watching "Paul Blart:Mall Cop" years ago, and her song was his ringtone. Now, if she didn't see money from that, take a hint: you're done. I also hate her acting like being a mom makes her lose concept of time. Women with children follow schedules everyday. She's just a hoodrat with an ego.

As for Mimi, why does Joseline still have teeth????? I would not be chill when a "woman" is telling me my man got her pregnant! Bitch!!!! I probably missed "True Blood" fucking around with you and your BS, so we gotta fight! LOL! And Stevie, take the test out your pocket! There's piss on that, you nasty bastard!!!

Well, next week we'll see if Scrappy's goonery gets Erica an apology. I'm not optimistic. Stay tuned! I know I will!

~Lexi~

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Love & Hip Hop ATL Update

Hey Blogosphere!! We here at R4R just wanted to update you on your favorite celebrealities. Lexi will get you guys a play by play on this week's episode of LAHH ATL in a bit.


So, "What's the latest?" you ask. Joseline Hernandez (or Joseph some say) was brutally attacked at a viewing party in the A last night. A fan of the show reportedly approached Joe on allegedly aborting the baby she is currently tirading about on the show. Miss Hernandez did not reply and the "fan" went into a rage. This fan is reported to have gone upside Josie's head with a bottle. YES, a bottle!! That's not all. It has also been cited that the fan destroyed someone's car on her way out as well.



 Our question here at R4R is, "All this for a baby that ain't even yours?" We want to know a) did you impregnate Joseph with your seed? b) what business is it of yours? and c) why so angry?. Now, Jose is a rachet and ghetto sidechick. However, she deserves the same respect anybody else does about what they do with their own fetus. That said, we ain't fans of hers, but we do like laughing at her. So in the words of Lil' Scrappy (who is always TTG), please leave Jessie's "dome-piece" alone, ya dig?!

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Hey Joss!! This one's for you!

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Make 'Em Wanna Marry Me!

Hey Bleeps!! Love and Hip Hop Atlanta kicked off last week at epic levels of WTF and Whodunnit. I don't know about you guys, but my eyes were glued to the tv like I was watching the apocalypse live and in technicolor. Sexi Lexi filled y'all in on the first episode, so I'm here to give my take on this week. So, without further ado.....

Last week, Mimi and Stevie J were having it out in the streets about his manwhore ways and the transvestite he has taken up his time with. Let me just say, Joseline could use the "My Baby Can Read" series. Maybe here at R4R, we could add a donate button and we all buy her the set. I need a translator, closed captions, and a dictionary when this heifer speaks. Meanwhile, Mimi is still running behind Stevie chasing 20% of his ends. The sad part? She thinks she's getting over. If anything, you are STILL losing. Stevie is not smooth. And now, I understand why he's a producer/manager and not an artist. That piano scene <<<<<<.

Rasheeda and her hubby, Kirk, got a shoutout this week. I've been spending time educating my non-Southern friends to no avail that Rasheeda has had a hit or two. Y'all remember "Georgia Peach" or "Bend Over"?? Oh ok. Well, anyway, she is obviously doing this show in an attempt to revive her career. I love how vH1 always forces these people's music on her. The latest song they're pushing on us? Marry Me. Sounds like her usual hood jargon, but I've posted it below. So, why don't you chime in?? Meanwhile, I see a divorce in her future. I have a feeling she married her manager for the benefits. It's not looking so beneficial.  If it happens, you heard it here first?!

No Momma Dee this week. I can't say that I really missed Her Pimpness, but the show could use some comic relief every so often. Scrappy and his baby mama are on life support. One episode in and he's already talking about getting his own place. Enter Erica's ex-dope head mama....she is going on about how Erica is above Scrappy and maybe she should dump him. This should be interesting. We won't really get to see what's up with either of them next week when Stevie J calls Erica a bitch (apparently a no-no).

So, Joseline took us through some dramatics. First, she confronted Karlie on trying to steal Stevie's time from her. See, Karlie went to Mimi to ask for Stevie's attention. Joseline blatantly violates all the sidechick rules and then gets mad when she's treated as such. Then, she used a public bathroom to take a private pregnancy test and reveal to her baby daddy, Stevie J, that she's knocked up! A friend of mine called her a "dollar store" version of Rihanna. What's your nickname for her?? The highlight of my night was when he told her that it was inappropriate for her to address him with her pregnancy problems. HA!! Side chicks always LOSE?!

'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose
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You don't want no problems!....Scrappy, you warned us years ago....

Well, well, well! "Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta" proved to be everything I expected. It was embarrassing, pathetic, groupie-filled, and a show that managed to show everything wrong with the rap industry and ATL in one episode. To be honest, none of these women really left a strong or good impression with me. So, therefore, I still am unsure of some of their names. However, I'll do my best.

Well, Lil' Scrappy's baby mama is a cast member. Judging from their lifestyle, the money they get from the show will definitely help them pay a few bills. Scrappy is looking raggedy as hell! And he dated Diamond??? Wow......that floored me. It didn't shock me because I expected him to do better, but it shocked me because I didn't know he was blind. LMAO! She's the definition of ratchet! And his boo Erica looks like she's on her way to church all the time! Hell, that girl looks like she smells like prayer and Blue Magic hair grease! Hahaha! I'm just sad she's in this horrible soap opera that is the life of Lil' Scrappy. And his mom!!! Omg! She admitted to being on medication and chastised Erica for not showing her son enough love. Wait....has she seen her son?? He looks like a 13 yr old who hit a growth spurt and caught a case. Woman, stop. And her crackhead/madam tendencies were definitely peeped. Y'all know Scrappy can't afford that house she lives in, and I doubt she has seen a W-2 in years. Just saying.

Now, the chick whose man left her for the wig wearing groupie. Now, she has some demons. There's no way in hell I'd be loving a man who I know cheats on me and also just went off into the sunset with a cast member of mine. Where they do that at? ATL, good sir.

And K. Michelle. I want her to stop lying. I believed that dude used her money, but you can't make me believe she wasn't getting Louis bags galore while he was mismanaging funds. She's basic enough to not see the signs until the labels stop coming in. Now, she's on her way to Olivia-like oblivion. The wig-wearing girl Joseline or whoever she is will be right behind her, too!

Until next week, loves!

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