Grieving Thieving

Hey blovies!! What a week, what a week?! It's been a little crazy over here in Christina World, but never fear and update on Basketball Bullies is here!!

The last two week's of BBW have been crazy! I'll just dive right in to the train wreck that is Tami. She is now blaming Kesha for her anger management. Every week there's a new reason for Tami to run crying to her anger management counselor. This week Tami took it overboard. The ladies took a trip to Tahiti to enjoy some fun in the sun. That quickly shifted when Tami attacked Kesha over drinks. Her issue? Kesha expressing to Evelyn that she was offended  when Tami said she didn't "look black". Keep in mind, that conversation was in the first 2 episodes of the season. Tami already cursed Kesha out about this. Now, she's doing it again. Tami is the bully of all bullies. She's surrounded by individuals who are terrified of her and allow her to act crazy like this. During the argument, Tami proceeded to take Kesha's purse. She wouldn't return it until Kesha apologized. My question is, "For What?!". Kesha didn't start this.

Needless to say, Kesha ran from the situation and avoided Tami's crazy ass like the plague. I can't blame her. Everybody knows Kesha can't fight. Tami is picking on a weak person because she's got no one else to pick on. Kesha eventually attempted to report the purse theft to the front desk when Suzie intercepted. I find that comical because, according to Tami, Suzie is the one who reported all the alleged ish Kesha talked about Tami behind her back. Ugh, that funny talking, funny looking, lispy little wasp! She never goes away.

In other news, Evelyn and Shaunie sat idly by while all this bullying went on. I expect that from Ev, but Shaunie? I expected more. She is the producer of this show. Aren't y'all like 40 years old? Stealing people's bags is tired...tired. I can't even deal. Evelyn, Suzie, and Tami teamed up to leave dead fish in Kenya's room. Don't get me wrong, I hate Kenya. But, that's tired too. OMG. These women.

The level of disgust I have with this show right now is evident. How? My twitter account was totally suspended after I clowned Tami up one side and down the other. Guess I was feeling passionately. Didn't realize how much until my timeline stopped short. One phrase: LOL. If it ain't up soon, twitter can just count me out. I get spammed like every day, but let me get a lil' tweet happy and I'm outta there.

Kesha got her purse back and went back to the mainland. Tami ate her own foot. Jen and Kenya showed up. More on that next week.

Feel like commenting? Go ahead. You can do it anonymously! See y'all next week!! 'Til next time.



xoxo, Christina Rose

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Smack Attack!

Hey Bloves! I'm checking in here before tomorrow's new episode of BBW. There is no shortage of things to talk about. So, here we go...

Evelyn is grasping at straws this season for friends if you ask me. First, there's Noe, whom she had a nice convo with about closing her high-end shoe store and strictly selling online. Here's what. Um, does Noe work there? Also, everybody knows the economy is looking like whodunit and why so how come Ms. Thing is trying to convince us that she's closing her store because she don't have time? Yeah, no, you ain't got money boo boo. You would think those Ochosinkhole checks would pay for her little hobby, right? Not. He ain't working. PS don't you love how she is trying to say she ain't got time for kids either. I mean, just last year, she and Ocho were at the doctor's office filling cups with semen for the boy twin set she always dreamed of (remember Pepe and Esteban?) . Second, now her assistant is her buddy too. In fact, there such close friends that this girl (whose name escapes me) is mad as hell at Jen too. Call me crazy, but sometimes employees should remain such. Whatever, more on that later.

Tami shares even more personal information about herself. I don't mean to be insensitive, but how many times do we have to hear these childhood hardship stories from her? She don't seem to care about that stuff when she fighting bitches. That's all I'm saying. Now, her mom has to catch the "you did me wrong" speech from Tami. And, scene.

Royce is in love....again. This girl falls in love about as quickly as that old lady in the "I've fallen but I can't get up" commercials. She has the attention span of a gnat. I swear. Who is this dude anyway? That's probably why Royce's dad ain't trying to hear it anymore. I'd be over it too. This time she's talking to some professional athlete and talking marriage. Oh, wait. That already happened. I think it ended with a kid and a court order not to even breathe dude's name. Anyway, Royce is a one-trick pony. Everybody around the world knows her persuasive skills. #1 = give it up. #2 = dress up in lingerie, rinse, and repeat. Next week, she'll be dating Kim K.'s ex.

The ladies attended an event at the racetrack in Miami. It was going well until Tami got the mess started. Tami confronted Jen on sending each of the women correspondence stating that no one is to get "out of pocket" with her unless they want to face a lawsuit. Then, Ev's assistant chimed in. She confronted Jen on being friends with her and suddenly stopping after she and Evelyn were no longer acquainted. Words were exchanged until the girl asked Jen if she needed to be smacked in the head. Jen said "I wish you would" and the next thing you know "SMACK" was seen and most definitely heard.

On the next episode, we will see Ev attempt to insert herself in the fight foolishly scooting across the table in a cocktail dress and barefoot. Classy. Can't wait! 'Til then....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Finally, Somebody Hurls A Bottle!!

Hi, Bleeps! Last week's Basketball Wives pulled another one of their crazy fights that keep us tuning in week to week. The victim? Kenya. She begged for it and finally got it. Her adversary? Who else, Evelyn?! Let's not waste anymore time...

The previous week's episode we saw Kesha divulge to the ladies that while she might be having problems with Tami at least she didn't call Evelyn loose like Miss Kenya did. Now, usually, I am never supportive of people dragging someone else in just because he or she is in the hot seat. But, I don't like Kenya so I'll allow it. Evelyn tried to play the news like it didn't really matter to her. Clearly it did. It's all we talked about the rest of the show. Back to that in a minute...

Kesha apparently ain't no fool. So, she enlisted the services of some new girl who was at the alleged meeting to corroborate her "hoe" story. The young lady did just that and insisted that Kenya had lots to say about all the ladies.

Jennifer is making her independence from all these ladies known. She still hangs out with Suzie, Royce, Tami, and Kesha on occasion but really she's a one woman show now. I have to admit. I like it. I didn't like her lap dog act with Evelyn. She seemed like such a yes girl. I'm still taking bets on her lip gloss line though.

There was a sweet moment on the show. One of Shaunie's very large children had a birthday. Ms. Lady flexed that celebrity to get her baby girl a chance to meet Mindless Behavior. They are like the new Backstreet Boys/Immature of this millenium. Little (or Not so Little) MiMi cried and cried upon meeting her crushes. It was cute. Too bad Shaunie is a messy ass bitch.

Ultimately, the Kenya vs. Ev fight came to a head. The ladies (headed up by Shaunie) set Kenya up for a meeting in a room full of bottles. Evelyn jumped right into it having Kesha's friend explain what was said and by whom. Ev then threatened Kenya insisting that all Kenya needs to do is admit she said it. Kenya tripped over herself most of the time and swore that she did not recall saying Evelyn was "loose". This sent Evelyn over the edge and she picked up one of those strategically placed bottles and put it right to Kenya's dome....or at least tried.

Tonight is the continuation of this foolishness. I'll be in attendance, but I ain't feeling all the way so if this epp ain't thee most entertaining ever, I wouldn't hold my breath for an update. Chime in.

'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Clink, B*tch, Clink!

So, bleeples, I missed last week's installment of Basketball Wives. But, it looks like I didn't miss too much. Therefore, it's on to the next one. Shall we....

For the life of me, I cannot understand why Kenya or Kesha are even factors on this show...especially Kenya. This heffa is two cubbies short of a bookshelf. That video she shot last week to launch her solo career was shameful, just shameful. What's worse? She actually thinks she's got talent. The way reality tv is headed she might be able to win American Idol....but that about it. This week she ain't on much accept that horrible, self-promoting toast she made at Shaunie's birthday celebration (we will discuss momentarily).

Kesha decided to take Royce & Suzie on a tour down home in North Cacky Lacky. They took the 5 minute tour in Kesha's mom/aunt's pickup truck. Yep, you read that right. She explained the whole family tree and tried to make us think that a cousin marrying another cousin ISN'T incest. Oh ok. She also continued to express her unhappiness with Tami's semi-racist comments about Kesha being of mixed descent. Ms. Kesha made a case to Judge Royce who ruled Tami out of order and agreed to speak to Tami on Kesha's behalf. Yeah, that went extremely well. Overall, the trip went well with Suzie completely judging Kesha's folks and Royce feeling all turched at Kesha's upbringing. She ain't got no daddy, yawl!!!

Back in Miami, Jen is getting alot of airtime. Seems all the ladies wanted to meet with Jen for one reason or another. This season the BWs are expressing that Jen has a new attitude. She is less available to them, calls them less, and just ain't who she used to be. I say more power to her. These hoes gave less than one crap about Jen before she picked up this new attitude. I wonder why. Overall, everyone seems to get along with Jen (new attitude and all) except for Evelyn of course. This bish is still bitter. She will remain bitter until a baller marries her....and even then, she ain't gonna be effing with nobody. She needs to learn many lessons. Ochocinco will teach her....starting with chlamydia.

Shaunie's birthday was in full effect. She had all the ladies here drinking to their hearts' content. This is never a good idea with this crowd, but what can ya do, right? Many toasts were made by all the kiss ass golddiggers present at the party. However, for me, Tami stole the show once again with that moment she had with Thuzie. Suze decided to thank Shaunie for her contributions to these ladies' bank accounts...This went over just fine until Suzie mentioned food stamps to Tami. Then, she spent the rest of the night apologizing about it. Meanwhile, Tami tried to calculate how long it would take her to shimmy down the table and kick Suzie's over comfortable little ass. I secretly hoped she had. Alas.

Lastly, Evelyn's rebuttle toast (in response to Jen's) resulted in a harsh word exchange. Evelyn's line, "you ain't 'bout dis life, Jen". My question is "what life?" The life in which you share your jobless athlete fianchee with strippers, prostitutes, and fellow golddiggers? Or the life in which you have to fake fight women where ever you go? Oh oh, the life where you can't keep any friends? If that's the life of which she speaks, I can see why Jen might pass. Plus, here's a secret boys and girls, Evelyn's bark is way bigger than her bite. Point blank. And can we discuss this book deal with Baby (from Cash Money Records) real quick? Evelyn can't even conjugate verbs. Baby Birdman or whatever can't either. He has stars tatted on top of his head. I can't take that and book publishing seriously. I'll stop talking about him now for fear that lil' Wayne will choke me with his purple skinny jeans. Ok bye.

Next week, the ladies read Kenya. This is an episode I definitely won't miss. 'Til then...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Battle of the Basketball B****es!!

Hey, Bleeples. It was another dull week on Basketball Wives. I think Shaunie's run out of messy golddiggers to exploit or losing her control of her mess-ometer. These tricks got me bored. What about you? Might as well delve into it....here goes.

Evelyn's sister is a blast of realness that this show really needed. I know her sis ain't a castmember, but its nice to know the basketball hoes actually live in the real world with the rest of us and our problems. Sistergirl is going through something for real. Her husband is suffering from cancer and has to have 'round the clock care. Since Evelyn likes her brother-in-law, she is taking this news hard. She did something nice for someone else. Mine eyes have never seen anything like this. She treated her sis and daughter to a nice spa day. In other news, her marriage to Chad Ochosinkhole is yet looming. Stay tuned for that. I'm holding my breath in anticipation.

Last we saw Royce, she was getting a role in some low-budget, rinky-dink school play. Now, her busy agent racked her up a charity gig. Royce decided to use her celebrity to promote bone marrow and cord blood donation among African-Americans. Noble. I rather enjoyed watching Royce act like she was accepting an academy award for hosting this event. She cried and errything. However, I coulda done without Thuzie (Suzie) who is looking more and more like Mariah Carey's younger, slow-developed sister. She came in and made a bee line for the bar, got smashed, and talked loudly at the event. What an embarrassment. Last week, she was fronting Kenya about acting inappropriately at age 35, but Thuzie acts the same damn way. Pot please don't act like you ain't never met kettle. It is not attractive.

Shaunie and Tami are still playing the counselor role, but I have a feeling we'll have the old Tami back in no time flat. She agreed (begrudgingly) to assist Kenya in her music ventures by introducing the future music star to her glam squad. This went over extremely well. Kenya showed up late....with her hair in shambles....and a quilt-like jacket.....hotel radio/cd player....portfolio pics on disk....and red lipstick on. Tami expressed her disdain for Kenya's professionalism, but she still proceeded to audition Kenya. She asked Kenya to play her single. She couldn't get her ghetto radio to play. She asked Kenya to perform a dance routine. She said her jacket would not allow for her Beyonce-like moves. Those were the highlights. It went downhill from there. Two words. I can't.

Kenya and Kesha tried to drudge up some drama this week. At Kenya's dance auditions, Kesha and Royce showed up to serve as judges and moral support. Kenya made a little Oscar speech expressing that even though Kesha doesn't support her dreams and called Kenya a failure that she was glad they were still able to come together and audition dancers for this wack-tastic video she's about the create. She, then, thanked everyone (BUT Kesha) for their support. Kesha got extremely pissed and complained about the whole rest of the episode. The highlight of the whole show was the conversation held between those two and Evelyn, Tami, and Shaunie.

Hopefully someone gets slapped next week cuz I'm barely holding on here....Mayday, mayday....'til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Wives, Drives, & Chicks on the Side!

What up, Bleeps!! The new season of Basketball Wives is well underway. Everybody’s favorite crazy heiffers are back! So without further ado…

For two seasons, Jennifer (Williams) and Evelyn (Lozada) were besties. Jen and Ev have teamed up to battle the likes of Suzie (Ketcham), Royce (Reed), and Tami (Roman). Evelyn helped destroy Jen’s marriage to Eric Williams, and then pioneered her way into the heart of Chad Ochocinco. Scroll on down the blog to find out what kind of foolishness that relationship has caused. It’s safe to say that Jen and Ev’s relationship is dead, but it wasn’t without a fight. Two episodes in and we’ve already seen Jen try to work things out with Ev to no avail. Jen has been caught on different media venues calling Ochocinco a media whore and saying that Evelyn shouldn’t be with him. Ev didn’t care for that. Now, the two are into it because Jen was running her mouth yet again. This time she blogged (go figure!) that Evelyn dates the same kind of
men. That didn’t go over too well. Shaunie and Tami tried to oversee a meeting between them and that didn’t go well either. RIP to their friendship.

 

 

Apparently, Basketball Wives is now being taped in NYC. The ladies have relocated to not only accommodate the native New Yorkers but to add 2 new ex-wives/baby mamas to the mix. Enter Kenya and Kesha….Kenya was married to some baller and is now in the process of divorcing this fool. She is 35 years old. This information is important for later. Kesha is a basketball dancer and ex-girlfriend. She celebrates anniversaries of breakups. This should be interesting. Now, back to Kenya….she believes herself to be a successful singer/artist who is working independently to become the next big superstar. I suspect this had something to do with her relationship fail. As mentioned, she is 35, and has posted self-produced music videos for your viewing pleasure. She has recruited her friends, Royce & Kesha, to dance in her newest video. She is very defensive about her career and will likely get her arse beat this season because of it. Yay!

Suzie and Tami aren’t up to much this season. Suzie is so happy to be back in the circle, she is beside herself! She is quite vocal with her opinions of people. I forsee issues with the other ladies because of her wild ‘n free mouth. On this week’s episode, she and Kenya went back and forth
about the creativity of Kenya’s videos. Suzie’s words? “It’s weird. What is someone her age doing making this stuff anyway?” I must say, I totally agree Suzie. Maybe not the age thing, but the videos are weird…just youtube this girl. You’ll see. Tami is playing this season’s sound mind and voice of reason. I don’t know how I like this. I think I prefer Tami throwing bows and slapping bishes!

The most interesting thing going on so far on the show is the relationship conversation Evelyn and Chad had. She flew to Miami to discuss what that blogs and tweeters were saying about his cheating ways. He admitted to having a wandering eye, and Evelyn admitted to knowing he has a wandering eye. The part that got me was Evelyn telling Chad that despite their upcoming nuptials she knows he will be with other women. She, then, told him that if he is on the
road and wants to sleep with other women he should call her and let her know. She also said she’d like him to protect himself. Call me old-fashioned, but I think it’s a little unfair to grant your man permission to cheat just so you can have your fairytale wedding day….and prove all the world wrong about your relationship. PS the world wins.

‘Til next week…

xoxo, Christina Rose

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