Showing posts with label Flavor of Love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flavor of Love. Show all posts

8.06.2012

Rashes, Ashes, & Rabbit Assness

Hey there, Blovies!! It's time for this week's wrap-up of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. There is much to discuss so without further ado.....

I'm gonna start with Karlie Redd and Joseline bonding activities. These two women have one thing in common....THIRST. The whole scene with them sharing love stories with Benzino and Steebie. Joseph called her fake and phony. Agreed....however, Jose was being fake and phony too.

Scrappy and Rasheeda's collabo is gonna succeed like ice in hell. That said, I can't get with Rasheeda fussing  at Scrap about his situation with Buckeey, but she didn't call Erica. Friends don't let friends walk around without the right information. We all know Erica thinks Scrap is just tripping about being in a serious relationship. She didn't know he was fooling around with Flavor Flav's sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, and fifths. Not cool at all, Sheeda. That's why your records flop continuously. Bad Karma. Meanwhile, she did report it to the ladies at her show with Scrap. Did anyone notice her duckfaced hubby was not present?? PS What the hell was Buckeey wearing?? The song Sheeda and Scrap made was your average....Rock it or Drop it??
My vote = DROP.

Sheeda's meeting with her hubby and Momma Flocka didn't go well at all. She is desperately trying to save her career, but you know what I say...it's DOA. However, where was Momma Flocka's passion when her illiterate ass son was learning his consonants and vowels? Case closed. *bangs gavel*

In other news, SARS poster boy Benzino and Karlie Redd are still hot and heavy. Man, their relationship heated up fast right?? Not as fast as those bacterium in Benny's bloodstream....but fast all the same. They are buying each other jewelry and declaring love. I mean, marriage?? Really? Hell, I'd rather be together for 20 years and be sure I want to be with you than 20 seconds and proposing. He is putting a spread about her in his little hip hop pamphlet. Speaking of which, his pamphlets are in stores all over nowhere anywhere. Get your copies NOW!! PS Zino shouldn't wear orange on screen. He looks like a clementine. The puzzle piece jewelry brought my lunch back. It wasn't fun.

Shouts out to K. Michelle for keeping it real with Erica about Scrappy's no good activities. I want friends like that. But, next week the sh*t hits the fan between K. and Rasheeda. We've all heard K. Michelle talk about how her old dude "beat my ass", but Sheeda says she knows him and he could not have done that. Who do you believe??

Finally, we reach Mimi, Joseph, and Steebie. Mimi and her brother, T. Pain, had a somber moment in which they poured their mother's ashes into Lake Lanier. She's been dead 9 years. No disrespect, but maybe you shoulda just kept mama on the fireplace. Hell, you waited until you got on a reality show to honor her?? Effing with me, she would've been mailed to the Scientologists. *shrug* How'd you like Steebie suggesting that everybody go to the therapy session? That dude has the balls of godzilla. And these ladies built them up themselves. I feel bad for poor Ariane. She has to listen to this crap all the time. I would divert Mimi elsewhere with her shenanigans.



And what shenanigans it was?!?!?!? Everybody showed up for the therapy session and Joseph came in cool as a cucumber. They talked for a bit when Steebie wiped Joseline's nose lovingly....even the therapist went off. After that, they discussed the parameters of Steebie's relationships with these women. Apparently, Josie had no knowledge that Steebie and Mimi had moved back in. Upon that news, she went HAM on that head. It took the whole tv crew to peel her mannish behind off of him. I mean what else does Mimi need? I am currently researching vertebrae donation cuz I swear she needs a transplant right away! At least we finally saw some paws on this show. Take notes, Scrap.

Next week, there will be more ratch to tune in to....'Til then....chime in below.

xoxo, Christina Rose
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7.28.2012

I'm Here to See Lumpy

Hey my blovies!! I hope all is well in your world. Your girl got held up, but you know I can't stay away from you too long! There is much to discuss happening in the ATL. Shall we?

We will begin with everybody's favorite borderline psychiatric patient, Momma Dee! This lady is certified, ya dig?! In previous weeks, she fronted Ms. Erica on leaving her son for dead stating that Erica "lephum pah deahd". This week she meets up with Scrappy current warm hole, Buckey aka Muffy from PBS' hit show, Arthur. Buckey is trying to "get in good" with Momma Dee so she can get in good with Scrappy. Er, Buckwheat, you DO realize he is only tapping and has no plans of wifing....right? Her relationship with him exists in her mind only....but speaking of Erica and Scrap...

When we left off with Scrappy, he was trying to find a way to ditch Erica who hasn't been as "affectionate" with him as he'd like. He decided he would use his recent asthma attack to jump ship on Erica. Isn't being an asthmatic an occupational safety hazard for thugs/rappers?? It's like trying to be a surgeon with no hands. You can't be fighting and ask the other guy to hold up whilst you suck on your inhaler. C'mon na, dawg!!! Anyhow, Erica was none the concerned and I loved it. This week Scrappy tried to put Erica on reserve again for the moment he gets his life together and comes back home.....AND, he needs her to ease up on the child support requests. He asked her to "look out" for him on that. Uh?! I think not. Did you look out for her when that condom broke? Or how about when Diamond was jumping all on ya manparts? Oh, and what about that vinyl vest you rocking, Paul Bunion? Yeah, no. You will be paying your child support. *Bangs gavel*

Rasheeda's husband sucessfully embarrassed her, AGAIN!! She was having an unveiling of her fabulously ghetto new song "Marry Me"....Kirk was in charge of handling the viewing party. Oh, he handled it. There were approximately 12 people at her party including the help. Needless to say, she didn't appreciate that so much so that she sought new management. Who did she see?? No, that was NOT Ursula from Set It Off. It was none other than Waka Flocka's mama...It doesn't matter. Rasheeda's career is in a vegetative state. She wants to fire her hubby, but really she should just pull the frickin' plug already! Check out this scene with the would be manager, Deb, calling Rasheeda a "grandmother".


Karlie and K. Michelle are up to their usual fights. Karlie attempted to make amends after their last altercation at a restaurant. After a poor attempt at civility, Karlie called the meeting to a close. K. Michelle went IN and wouldn't come out. She says Karlie's deflated butt cheeks and busted face are, sadly, her best features. I'd have to agree. Meanwhile, Karlie is carrying on a relationsh*t with Benzino....Is it me or does Benzino look like HIV patient 1? He looks like his white blood cell count is low. Sorry. And that kiss between them?? Eww. Somebody call a doctor!!! For him and for me. Their relationship is moving a little too fast for my liking as well. Next week, he gives her the keys to the house. Hope you got everything nailed down, Benny!!!

Joseline and Mimi have no shortage of foolishness happening. Joseph has apparently been text thugging on Mimi. Everybody knows Mimi is gonna talk ish on Joseph in the confessional but run to Steebie to handle it. Joseph and Steebie were quite disrespectful to fashion this week rocking the American flag as a polo shirt and a fruit basket for a bikini. Hideous. Jossie admitted to a friend that she's been trying to find outside management so she doesn't have to depend on the little imp. She also asked Mimi for a woman to woman sit down. She ended up crying and apologizing to Mimi about everything that's happened with Steebie. She also tried to discuss how everybody is being played by him. But, Mimi ain't trying to hear none of that. She played along for a minute, but quietly she's planning on going to couple's therapy with Steebs. *insert nausea here*

Lexi's back next week with her rendition of LHHATL...Til' next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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7.19.2012

LHHATL Episode 6 Sneak Preview

Hey there, R4Rs!! Lexi is busy warming up her feedback on this week's episode of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta and, next week, Rose will be giving us the low on all things Momma Dee, Scrappy, & the gang!


We just wanted to treat our readers with a sneak preview to the foolishness (in case you wanted to check it out). Make sure you peep Momma Dee's hairstyle and Erica hating, Buckwheat's poor attempt at making Scrappy her man, Joseline's Chiquita Banana look, and Karlie's beaver teefus. Got something to share?? Do it below in the comments area. The best comments are featured in a special column on the page.

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