There's No Crying in Basketball

What's good, Bleeps?! Didn't get to discuss last week's ep of Bball Slums. So, I'll do my best mash up of this week and last.

When we left off, Jen Williams had been smacked by the 2nd most comfortable assistant ever, Nia, who takes a close 2nd after Sweetie of RHOA fame. Jen left the event less than pleased, but she has the last laugh because she contacted local authorities and set a lawsuit in place to fight rachet with legal. I'm usually a card carrying member of the "See A Bish, Slap a Bish" brigade. However, I gotta say I like Jen's style on this one. She can't fight and we know it. Hit 'em where it hurts.....their Louboutin fund. One thing I can't get with though with Ms. Jen is the fact that her only ally seems to be psycho Kenya. Nobody likes Kenya. She ain't good for the team. Take it from me, Jen. Ditch!!!

In other news, Evelyn and Ocho are still frontin' like this marriage is really happening. Don't you just love how she tried to clean up their "open" relationship conversation a few eps back?! Sweetie, we heard you give permission to your man to go to the nearest pharmacy for protection if/when he steps out on you. No reneging. What's done is done. In this episode, they supposedly had 5 months until the wedding. Fast forward to today...did I miss something. I ain't seen no news announcing their nuptials. She did admit that even at 36 she isn't mature. PS Blog fam, that isn't hot. Act your age, not your shoe size....the immortal words of Prince.

Tami isn't up to much this week and neither are the other ladies. However, I have to wonder how far television has fallen when we see celebrealities going to mammograms and pap smears all on the camera. Is anything private anymore?? *says the reality tv blogger* I am all about women taking preventive measures, but do it privately. Her daughters' dance lesson with Royce was funny though. They should prolly just stick to a mike stand. SN: how did we go from "non-mutha-effing factor" to mammogram buddies?? Anyone?

Royce has embarrassed herself a number of times on this show. Tonight had to be the worst display of tantrums and shenanigans, yet?! She and her dad had a very candid conversation about her newest boy toy, Desmon. Her dad feels that she gets into relationships too quickly. I agree. She's had 3 serious boyfriends in 2 seasons. Nobody does that, boo. When daddy suggested that she acts slutty in front of her kid by kissing 3 or 4 different guys in a short time period, Royce loses it. We're talking groveling on the ground, begging for understanding, dying for a blessing type losing it. She begged her dad to let her be happy. Sweetheart, you are not 16 with your dad forbidding to let you go to prom with the high school misfit gang member. Chill. I was saddened and ashamed by Royce's display. For shame.

Next week, the Basketball Groupies head to Tahiti! 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Smack Attack!

Hey Bloves! I'm checking in here before tomorrow's new episode of BBW. There is no shortage of things to talk about. So, here we go...

Evelyn is grasping at straws this season for friends if you ask me. First, there's Noe, whom she had a nice convo with about closing her high-end shoe store and strictly selling online. Here's what. Um, does Noe work there? Also, everybody knows the economy is looking like whodunit and why so how come Ms. Thing is trying to convince us that she's closing her store because she don't have time? Yeah, no, you ain't got money boo boo. You would think those Ochosinkhole checks would pay for her little hobby, right? Not. He ain't working. PS don't you love how she is trying to say she ain't got time for kids either. I mean, just last year, she and Ocho were at the doctor's office filling cups with semen for the boy twin set she always dreamed of (remember Pepe and Esteban?) . Second, now her assistant is her buddy too. In fact, there such close friends that this girl (whose name escapes me) is mad as hell at Jen too. Call me crazy, but sometimes employees should remain such. Whatever, more on that later.

Tami shares even more personal information about herself. I don't mean to be insensitive, but how many times do we have to hear these childhood hardship stories from her? She don't seem to care about that stuff when she fighting bitches. That's all I'm saying. Now, her mom has to catch the "you did me wrong" speech from Tami. And, scene.

Royce is in love....again. This girl falls in love about as quickly as that old lady in the "I've fallen but I can't get up" commercials. She has the attention span of a gnat. I swear. Who is this dude anyway? That's probably why Royce's dad ain't trying to hear it anymore. I'd be over it too. This time she's talking to some professional athlete and talking marriage. Oh, wait. That already happened. I think it ended with a kid and a court order not to even breathe dude's name. Anyway, Royce is a one-trick pony. Everybody around the world knows her persuasive skills. #1 = give it up. #2 = dress up in lingerie, rinse, and repeat. Next week, she'll be dating Kim K.'s ex.

The ladies attended an event at the racetrack in Miami. It was going well until Tami got the mess started. Tami confronted Jen on sending each of the women correspondence stating that no one is to get "out of pocket" with her unless they want to face a lawsuit. Then, Ev's assistant chimed in. She confronted Jen on being friends with her and suddenly stopping after she and Evelyn were no longer acquainted. Words were exchanged until the girl asked Jen if she needed to be smacked in the head. Jen said "I wish you would" and the next thing you know "SMACK" was seen and most definitely heard.

On the next episode, we will see Ev attempt to insert herself in the fight foolishly scooting across the table in a cocktail dress and barefoot. Classy. Can't wait! 'Til then....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Wives, Drives, & Chicks on the Side!

What up, Bleeps!! The new season of Basketball Wives is well underway. Everybody’s favorite crazy heiffers are back! So without further ado…

For two seasons, Jennifer (Williams) and Evelyn (Lozada) were besties. Jen and Ev have teamed up to battle the likes of Suzie (Ketcham), Royce (Reed), and Tami (Roman). Evelyn helped destroy Jen’s marriage to Eric Williams, and then pioneered her way into the heart of Chad Ochocinco. Scroll on down the blog to find out what kind of foolishness that relationship has caused. It’s safe to say that Jen and Ev’s relationship is dead, but it wasn’t without a fight. Two episodes in and we’ve already seen Jen try to work things out with Ev to no avail. Jen has been caught on different media venues calling Ochocinco a media whore and saying that Evelyn shouldn’t be with him. Ev didn’t care for that. Now, the two are into it because Jen was running her mouth yet again. This time she blogged (go figure!) that Evelyn dates the same kind of
men. That didn’t go over too well. Shaunie and Tami tried to oversee a meeting between them and that didn’t go well either. RIP to their friendship.

 

 

Apparently, Basketball Wives is now being taped in NYC. The ladies have relocated to not only accommodate the native New Yorkers but to add 2 new ex-wives/baby mamas to the mix. Enter Kenya and Kesha….Kenya was married to some baller and is now in the process of divorcing this fool. She is 35 years old. This information is important for later. Kesha is a basketball dancer and ex-girlfriend. She celebrates anniversaries of breakups. This should be interesting. Now, back to Kenya….she believes herself to be a successful singer/artist who is working independently to become the next big superstar. I suspect this had something to do with her relationship fail. As mentioned, she is 35, and has posted self-produced music videos for your viewing pleasure. She has recruited her friends, Royce & Kesha, to dance in her newest video. She is very defensive about her career and will likely get her arse beat this season because of it. Yay!

Suzie and Tami aren’t up to much this season. Suzie is so happy to be back in the circle, she is beside herself! She is quite vocal with her opinions of people. I forsee issues with the other ladies because of her wild ‘n free mouth. On this week’s episode, she and Kenya went back and forth
about the creativity of Kenya’s videos. Suzie’s words? “It’s weird. What is someone her age doing making this stuff anyway?” I must say, I totally agree Suzie. Maybe not the age thing, but the videos are weird…just youtube this girl. You’ll see. Tami is playing this season’s sound mind and voice of reason. I don’t know how I like this. I think I prefer Tami throwing bows and slapping bishes!

The most interesting thing going on so far on the show is the relationship conversation Evelyn and Chad had. She flew to Miami to discuss what that blogs and tweeters were saying about his cheating ways. He admitted to having a wandering eye, and Evelyn admitted to knowing he has a wandering eye. The part that got me was Evelyn telling Chad that despite their upcoming nuptials she knows he will be with other women. She, then, told him that if he is on the
road and wants to sleep with other women he should call her and let her know. She also said she’d like him to protect himself. Call me old-fashioned, but I think it’s a little unfair to grant your man permission to cheat just so you can have your fairytale wedding day….and prove all the world wrong about your relationship. PS the world wins.

‘Til next week…

xoxo, Christina Rose

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