No More Tears

Hey there, Blovies!!! How's it?? As you know the Love & Hip Hop finale was last night. So, there is much to discuss....Shall we?

Karlie Redd has been thirsty all season. So, it came as no shock that she is looking to ditch everybody's favorite liver failure patient, Big Zino. Uh huh. Who didn't know that relationsh*t wasn't gonna last? They had been dating for 3 secs and already moving in. Only teenagers fall in and out of love that fast. This just goes to show you that you can be 59 and 14 at the same damn time. Anywho, we saw Ms. Redd sniffing around Roscoe Dash (a known ATL rap artist famous for pole dancing songs). This guy's gotta be what, 16?? Karlie's thirst knows no bounds. Somebody, anybody, please hook this chick up to a saline IV or something. Meanwhile, back at the ranch Benzino is gearing up to pop the question. Fast forward to the scene: Zino pulls out the ring, tells Karlie he doesn't want her to have any doubts about their relationship, she asks if he's ready for this, he replies with a no and puts the ring up. So, what was that about not having doubts?? This dude is not only terminally ill, he's dumb too. Jeesh!

Erica and Scrappy agreed to be just friends. But, it wasn't until after Scrappy basically begged and grovelled for Erica not to quit on them being together. On the flip side, Scrap explains to his "best friend"/jumpoff, Buckeey, that he is all about her. Men really forget about the cameras don't they? How does he think he is gonna get away with leading two women on like that? At least Erica is not playing dumb. She isn't down for Scrappy's ish anymore and I can't blame her. She even mentioned dating a new guy while she was housewares shopping with K. Michelle. I'm happy for Erica. If the rumors aren't true that she and Scrappy are engaged, there might be hope for her and Imani yet. Note: No ignant Momma Dee sighting. Guess she didn't wanna show her face after that "B-I-C-T-H" fiasco.

The misunderstanding between K. Michelle and Rasheeda is heating up. So much so, that there are rumors floating around that they will be fighting on the reunion show and that K. Michelle is threatening Sheeda, Kandi Burruss (of RHOA), and Toya Carter Wright (of the shortlived Tiny & Toya). K. Michelle said she would "go upside Kandi's head). As ratchet as that sounds, I think if she did, Kandi wouldn't even fight back. She talks too much. Anywho, K and Sheeda are clearly no longer acquaintances that's for sure. K assured us that she has the proof the Memphitz (Toya's hubby) "beat her ass". She also stated that she was being the better person by not sending the text messages and photos to the blogs. Uh, K. throw your girl a bone and send them there photos on this way. *smile* Here at R4R we lack a thing called "shame".

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Finally, we saw Joseline, Mimi, and Steebie J are back in counseling. Steebie ranted and raved about how he had all these women riding his bus and that as easily as they got on they can get off. Ugh, will somebody take this fool out already?? How is he still breathing. He showed up wearing a shirt that read "I Am God". You gots to be kidding me. Narcissist isn't even a strong word to describe this guy. As much as I don't care for Joseph, she's gotta be the most honest person on television. She openly admitted in counseling that she knows Steebie sleeps with other women (he slept with her own best friend in front of her) and she's ok with it as long as he gives her money and takes care of her. She also told Mimi flat out that Mimi is ok with it too whether she admits it or not. Mimi tried to deny it, but I agree with Joseph. There was no paws laying this time, but I know this thing isn't over. Meanwhile, Mimi is trying to play us now and make us think she owns a cleaning business rather than being a cleaning lady herself. She wants us to believe that she doesn't need Steebie's money. Guhl, please?! Ain't nothing wrong with being a cleaning lady, keep it real with us and we'll keep it real with you, agreed?? SN: anybody peep Steebie's newest talent, Magilla Gorilla?? Oh, yeah, she's gonna be very successful. -_-

Welp, that's all for this season of Love & Hip Hop ATL, but the reunion show should be airing soon. We will definitely be covering that so LHHATL fans don't ditch us yet!!!

'Til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Rashes, Ashes, & Rabbit Assness

Hey there, Blovies!! It's time for this week's wrap-up of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. There is much to discuss so without further ado.....

I'm gonna start with Karlie Redd and Joseline bonding activities. These two women have one thing in common....THIRST. The whole scene with them sharing love stories with Benzino and Steebie. Joseph called her fake and phony. Agreed....however, Jose was being fake and phony too.

Scrappy and Rasheeda's collabo is gonna succeed like ice in hell. That said, I can't get with Rasheeda fussing  at Scrap about his situation with Buckeey, but she didn't call Erica. Friends don't let friends walk around without the right information. We all know Erica thinks Scrap is just tripping about being in a serious relationship. She didn't know he was fooling around with Flavor Flav's sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, and fifths. Not cool at all, Sheeda. That's why your records flop continuously. Bad Karma. Meanwhile, she did report it to the ladies at her show with Scrap. Did anyone notice her duckfaced hubby was not present?? PS What the hell was Buckeey wearing?? The song Sheeda and Scrap made was your average....Rock it or Drop it??
My vote = DROP.

Sheeda's meeting with her hubby and Momma Flocka didn't go well at all. She is desperately trying to save her career, but you know what I say...it's DOA. However, where was Momma Flocka's passion when her illiterate ass son was learning his consonants and vowels? Case closed. *bangs gavel*

In other news, SARS poster boy Benzino and Karlie Redd are still hot and heavy. Man, their relationship heated up fast right?? Not as fast as those bacterium in Benny's bloodstream....but fast all the same. They are buying each other jewelry and declaring love. I mean, marriage?? Really? Hell, I'd rather be together for 20 years and be sure I want to be with you than 20 seconds and proposing. He is putting a spread about her in his little hip hop pamphlet. Speaking of which, his pamphlets are in stores all over nowhere anywhere. Get your copies NOW!! PS Zino shouldn't wear orange on screen. He looks like a clementine. The puzzle piece jewelry brought my lunch back. It wasn't fun.

Shouts out to K. Michelle for keeping it real with Erica about Scrappy's no good activities. I want friends like that. But, next week the sh*t hits the fan between K. and Rasheeda. We've all heard K. Michelle talk about how her old dude "beat my ass", but Sheeda says she knows him and he could not have done that. Who do you believe??

Finally, we reach Mimi, Joseph, and Steebie. Mimi and her brother, T. Pain, had a somber moment in which they poured their mother's ashes into Lake Lanier. She's been dead 9 years. No disrespect, but maybe you shoulda just kept mama on the fireplace. Hell, you waited until you got on a reality show to honor her?? Effing with me, she would've been mailed to the Scientologists. *shrug* How'd you like Steebie suggesting that everybody go to the therapy session? That dude has the balls of godzilla. And these ladies built them up themselves. I feel bad for poor Ariane. She has to listen to this crap all the time. I would divert Mimi elsewhere with her shenanigans.

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And what shenanigans it was?!?!?!? Everybody showed up for the therapy session and Joseph came in cool as a cucumber. They talked for a bit when Steebie wiped Joseline's nose lovingly....even the therapist went off. After that, they discussed the parameters of Steebie's relationships with these women. Apparently, Josie had no knowledge that Steebie and Mimi had moved back in. Upon that news, she went HAM on that head. It took the whole tv crew to peel her mannish behind off of him. I mean what else does Mimi need? I am currently researching vertebrae donation cuz I swear she needs a transplant right away! At least we finally saw some paws on this show. Take notes, Scrap.

Next week, there will be more ratch to tune in to....'Til then....chime in below.

xoxo, Christina Rose
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I'm Here to See Lumpy

Hey my blovies!! I hope all is well in your world. Your girl got held up, but you know I can't stay away from you too long! There is much to discuss happening in the ATL. Shall we?

We will begin with everybody's favorite borderline psychiatric patient, Momma Dee! This lady is certified, ya dig?! In previous weeks, she fronted Ms. Erica on leaving her son for dead stating that Erica "lephum pah deahd". This week she meets up with Scrappy current warm hole, Buckey aka Muffy from PBS' hit show, Arthur. Buckey is trying to "get in good" with Momma Dee so she can get in good with Scrappy. Er, Buckwheat, you DO realize he is only tapping and has no plans of wifing....right? Her relationship with him exists in her mind only....but speaking of Erica and Scrap...

When we left off with Scrappy, he was trying to find a way to ditch Erica who hasn't been as "affectionate" with him as he'd like. He decided he would use his recent asthma attack to jump ship on Erica. Isn't being an asthmatic an occupational safety hazard for thugs/rappers?? It's like trying to be a surgeon with no hands. You can't be fighting and ask the other guy to hold up whilst you suck on your inhaler. C'mon na, dawg!!! Anyhow, Erica was none the concerned and I loved it. This week Scrappy tried to put Erica on reserve again for the moment he gets his life together and comes back home.....AND, he needs her to ease up on the child support requests. He asked her to "look out" for him on that. Uh?! I think not. Did you look out for her when that condom broke? Or how about when Diamond was jumping all on ya manparts? Oh, and what about that vinyl vest you rocking, Paul Bunion? Yeah, no. You will be paying your child support. *Bangs gavel*

Rasheeda's husband sucessfully embarrassed her, AGAIN!! She was having an unveiling of her fabulously ghetto new song "Marry Me"....Kirk was in charge of handling the viewing party. Oh, he handled it. There were approximately 12 people at her party including the help. Needless to say, she didn't appreciate that so much so that she sought new management. Who did she see?? No, that was NOT Ursula from Set It Off. It was none other than Waka Flocka's mama...It doesn't matter. Rasheeda's career is in a vegetative state. She wants to fire her hubby, but really she should just pull the frickin' plug already! Check out this scene with the would be manager, Deb, calling Rasheeda a "grandmother".

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Karlie and K. Michelle are up to their usual fights. Karlie attempted to make amends after their last altercation at a restaurant. After a poor attempt at civility, Karlie called the meeting to a close. K. Michelle went IN and wouldn't come out. She says Karlie's deflated butt cheeks and busted face are, sadly, her best features. I'd have to agree. Meanwhile, Karlie is carrying on a relationsh*t with Benzino....Is it me or does Benzino look like HIV patient 1? He looks like his white blood cell count is low. Sorry. And that kiss between them?? Eww. Somebody call a doctor!!! For him and for me. Their relationship is moving a little too fast for my liking as well. Next week, he gives her the keys to the house. Hope you got everything nailed down, Benny!!!

Joseline and Mimi have no shortage of foolishness happening. Joseph has apparently been text thugging on Mimi. Everybody knows Mimi is gonna talk ish on Joseph in the confessional but run to Steebie to handle it. Joseph and Steebie were quite disrespectful to fashion this week rocking the American flag as a polo shirt and a fruit basket for a bikini. Hideous. Jossie admitted to a friend that she's been trying to find outside management so she doesn't have to depend on the little imp. She also asked Mimi for a woman to woman sit down. She ended up crying and apologizing to Mimi about everything that's happened with Steebie. She also tried to discuss how everybody is being played by him. But, Mimi ain't trying to hear none of that. She played along for a minute, but quietly she's planning on going to couple's therapy with Steebs. *insert nausea here*

Lexi's back next week with her rendition of LHHATL...Til' next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Put Dem Paws On 'Em

Hello, Hello, Hello, Blovers! There is much to discuss so let's hop to it....

Mimi tried to play damage control toward the beginning of this week's episode. Recall, last week we saw her face hit the floor after Joseph announced her pregnancy with Steebie J's baby. He had the pregnancy test in his pocket, y'all. SHAMEFUL! Friends, Ariane and K. Michelle, had a listening ear for Mimi's latest love blunder and side-eyed her like you wouldn't believe. I'm not even sure why Ariane keeps listening to it. I can see the fed up look in her eyes. Mimi claimed she was done and tried to play big boss when Steebie came by to discuss what had happened. More on him later...

Joseph put us through all that foolishness last week just to announce on the show that she did, in fact, get that abortion she got head-bussed last week about. I don't really care what she does with her own fetus. My only concern is why we are still discussing Steebie denying the baby that was never going to exist anyway. That baby was Jos-LEEN's only trump card. You got nothing, boo boo! NOT. THING. She goes on and on to Steebie privately about whether or not he loves her. Here's my answer: BISH, He DROPPED you off at the clinic. That's love.

Rasheeda kisses up to her hubby pretty hard this week. I think she is trying to apologize for those tears and drama over her low budget video shoot. Poor her. This career is on life support.

Scrappy and Erica have successfully moved into separate homes. Erica got a visit from Crack-Mama whose hair was laid like BAPS. Erica felt the need to explain to mommie dearest that she and scrappy are doing very well. Meanwhile, Scrappy is over at someone else's house frontin' with Bucky of Flavor of Love fame. This heaux had the audacity to declare herself as Shay and that we are not to call her Bucky. Well, Bucky, heaux may stay winning but they have no rights. Thus, your name shall forever be Bucky. Got it, Bucky? Good, Bucky. Bye, Bucky. Thirst is running rampant. Clearly, Scrappy took that in the house and then down through there.

The day of reckoning finally arrived for Steebie and Jos-LEEN. Scrappy and Erica had previously discussed the outright disrespect Steebie displayed toward Erica at K. Michelle's party. So, Scrappy declared that he wanted to "put dem paws on 'em, ya dig". Gooning at its finest! He and Erica waited outside the studio where Jos-LEEN gets all her dance moves to confront Steebie. At first, things went well. Steebie apologized, Scrappy gave him a nice talking to, and things were about to be squared away until Scrappy called Jose a bitch and Jose called Erica and heaux and accused her of screwing her Steebie. *Record Scratch* Erica wouldn't touch Steebie with another heffa. After that, Erica jumped on Jose. Steebie and Scrappy fought....Steebie bit Scrappy on the mouth and Scrappy has yet to put any paws anywhere. I, for one, was disappointed. Further, Momma Dee is gonna have to come in here and clean up this mess. Y'all know she dun smacked a bitch or two.

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According to Steebie, this ain't over. It needs to be though. Poor Scrappy can't take anymore. His status as "Prince uh duh Souf" is at stake. Next week, Karlie and K. Michelle have a slight girlfight, deflated butt cheek and all. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Congratulations Are In Order!!

Hi, Bleeps!! Hope all is well your way, there's much to discuss. This week America celebrated its independence from the monarchy many centuries ago. However, some were spending their 4th of July gazing upon more than the usual fireworks. *At this time, you might need to check outside for flying pigs*. Ochocinco and Evelyn of vH1 fame finally got hitched!! I know right?! I gasped and side-eyed all day. I never thought it would happen. So, I guess Ev got the one up on me. Ocho reportedly live-tweeted the whole wedding. I mean I love the Twit as much as the next guy, but can we show a little respect? This is a wedding ceremony for crying out loud! Is nothing sacred anymore?

However, my inner hater is telling me that this wedding was more for ratings toward their new show on (you guessed it) vH1 called Ev and Ocho.  No surprise she reportedly quit her breakout show "Basketball Wives". I guess it is now the famous "non mother-EFFING factor" she copyrighted, and technicially Ocho is a football player....Football Wives was cancelled :-(. NOTE: I called this a wedding and not a marriage...we have YET to see if they actually have that. No matter my personal feelings, I will congratulate them on making it down the aisle. I don't know guys. But to show my good sportsmanship, this is dedicated to the lovely couple, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0faZMh2QTuM
Should I watch the show?? Blog it? I have mixed feelings so maybe you could help me. For more on this story, check out www.thegrio.com.

Also, shoutout to Yandy and Kimbella of Love and Hip Hop fame who are both expecting. They had a star-studded baby shower for their bundles of joy this week as well. See previous posts about the LAHH divas for laughs and updates on who's who. For more on this, check out www.gossiponthis.com.

'Til next time....


xoxo, Christina Rose
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Make 'Em Wanna Marry Me!

Hey Bleeps!! Love and Hip Hop Atlanta kicked off last week at epic levels of WTF and Whodunnit. I don't know about you guys, but my eyes were glued to the tv like I was watching the apocalypse live and in technicolor. Sexi Lexi filled y'all in on the first episode, so I'm here to give my take on this week. So, without further ado.....

Last week, Mimi and Stevie J were having it out in the streets about his manwhore ways and the transvestite he has taken up his time with. Let me just say, Joseline could use the "My Baby Can Read" series. Maybe here at R4R, we could add a donate button and we all buy her the set. I need a translator, closed captions, and a dictionary when this heifer speaks. Meanwhile, Mimi is still running behind Stevie chasing 20% of his ends. The sad part? She thinks she's getting over. If anything, you are STILL losing. Stevie is not smooth. And now, I understand why he's a producer/manager and not an artist. That piano scene <<<<<<.

Rasheeda and her hubby, Kirk, got a shoutout this week. I've been spending time educating my non-Southern friends to no avail that Rasheeda has had a hit or two. Y'all remember "Georgia Peach" or "Bend Over"?? Oh ok. Well, anyway, she is obviously doing this show in an attempt to revive her career. I love how vH1 always forces these people's music on her. The latest song they're pushing on us? Marry Me. Sounds like her usual hood jargon, but I've posted it below. So, why don't you chime in?? Meanwhile, I see a divorce in her future. I have a feeling she married her manager for the benefits. It's not looking so beneficial.  If it happens, you heard it here first?!

No Momma Dee this week. I can't say that I really missed Her Pimpness, but the show could use some comic relief every so often. Scrappy and his baby mama are on life support. One episode in and he's already talking about getting his own place. Enter Erica's ex-dope head mama....she is going on about how Erica is above Scrappy and maybe she should dump him. This should be interesting. We won't really get to see what's up with either of them next week when Stevie J calls Erica a bitch (apparently a no-no).

So, Joseline took us through some dramatics. First, she confronted Karlie on trying to steal Stevie's time from her. See, Karlie went to Mimi to ask for Stevie's attention. Joseline blatantly violates all the sidechick rules and then gets mad when she's treated as such. Then, she used a public bathroom to take a private pregnancy test and reveal to her baby daddy, Stevie J, that she's knocked up! A friend of mine called her a "dollar store" version of Rihanna. What's your nickname for her?? The highlight of my night was when he told her that it was inappropriate for her to address him with her pregnancy problems. HA!! Side chicks always LOSE?!

'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose
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