7.28.2012

I'm Here to See Lumpy

Hey my blovies!! I hope all is well in your world. Your girl got held up, but you know I can't stay away from you too long! There is much to discuss happening in the ATL. Shall we?

We will begin with everybody's favorite borderline psychiatric patient, Momma Dee! This lady is certified, ya dig?! In previous weeks, she fronted Ms. Erica on leaving her son for dead stating that Erica "lephum pah deahd". This week she meets up with Scrappy current warm hole, Buckey aka Muffy from PBS' hit show, Arthur. Buckey is trying to "get in good" with Momma Dee so she can get in good with Scrappy. Er, Buckwheat, you DO realize he is only tapping and has no plans of wifing....right? Her relationship with him exists in her mind only....but speaking of Erica and Scrap...

When we left off with Scrappy, he was trying to find a way to ditch Erica who hasn't been as "affectionate" with him as he'd like. He decided he would use his recent asthma attack to jump ship on Erica. Isn't being an asthmatic an occupational safety hazard for thugs/rappers?? It's like trying to be a surgeon with no hands. You can't be fighting and ask the other guy to hold up whilst you suck on your inhaler. C'mon na, dawg!!! Anyhow, Erica was none the concerned and I loved it. This week Scrappy tried to put Erica on reserve again for the moment he gets his life together and comes back home.....AND, he needs her to ease up on the child support requests. He asked her to "look out" for him on that. Uh?! I think not. Did you look out for her when that condom broke? Or how about when Diamond was jumping all on ya manparts? Oh, and what about that vinyl vest you rocking, Paul Bunion? Yeah, no. You will be paying your child support. *Bangs gavel*

Rasheeda's husband sucessfully embarrassed her, AGAIN!! She was having an unveiling of her fabulously ghetto new song "Marry Me"....Kirk was in charge of handling the viewing party. Oh, he handled it. There were approximately 12 people at her party including the help. Needless to say, she didn't appreciate that so much so that she sought new management. Who did she see?? No, that was NOT Ursula from Set It Off. It was none other than Waka Flocka's mama...It doesn't matter. Rasheeda's career is in a vegetative state. She wants to fire her hubby, but really she should just pull the frickin' plug already! Check out this scene with the would be manager, Deb, calling Rasheeda a "grandmother".


Karlie and K. Michelle are up to their usual fights. Karlie attempted to make amends after their last altercation at a restaurant. After a poor attempt at civility, Karlie called the meeting to a close. K. Michelle went IN and wouldn't come out. She says Karlie's deflated butt cheeks and busted face are, sadly, her best features. I'd have to agree. Meanwhile, Karlie is carrying on a relationsh*t with Benzino....Is it me or does Benzino look like HIV patient 1? He looks like his white blood cell count is low. Sorry. And that kiss between them?? Eww. Somebody call a doctor!!! For him and for me. Their relationship is moving a little too fast for my liking as well. Next week, he gives her the keys to the house. Hope you got everything nailed down, Benny!!!

Joseline and Mimi have no shortage of foolishness happening. Joseph has apparently been text thugging on Mimi. Everybody knows Mimi is gonna talk ish on Joseph in the confessional but run to Steebie to handle it. Joseph and Steebie were quite disrespectful to fashion this week rocking the American flag as a polo shirt and a fruit basket for a bikini. Hideous. Jossie admitted to a friend that she's been trying to find outside management so she doesn't have to depend on the little imp. She also asked Mimi for a woman to woman sit down. She ended up crying and apologizing to Mimi about everything that's happened with Steebie. She also tried to discuss how everybody is being played by him. But, Mimi ain't trying to hear none of that. She played along for a minute, but quietly she's planning on going to couple's therapy with Steebs. *insert nausea here*

Lexi's back next week with her rendition of LHHATL...Til' next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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