I'm Still Alive, I Promise!!

Hi, everyone!

It's Lexi. I know I've been MIA lately, but I've been working really hard on several things. That's the life of a young blogger these days, right??

So, just wanted to touch base with you all and QUICKLY update you with some thoughts and what to expect next from RFR!

First, I'm Team Teresa, y'all! Melissa and Kathy got on my nerves during last week's reunion (part 1). Plus, Caroline is a miserable geriatric, and Jacqueline needs to spend more time worrying about her family instead of Teresa. Why is it that she knows everything about Teresa's life?? Bored much, J?! Plus, Lauren is still fat. LAP-BAND was never something I thought highly off anyway because my mother had it and is still overweight....4 years later. So, expect Lauren to stay fat, people!

Also, I will be returning to blog about various reality news and RHOA, and expect to see an RFR Twitter account soon! Christina and I live far apart, but we love TV and you guys too much to not find another way to stay busy keeping you informed and entertained!

Oh! RFR has been around for a year as of this past July! Thanks for the love, guys! We appreciate it, and we hope to be around for many more years!

xoxoxoxo,

Lexi : )

Strippergate

Ola, Blovers!! Hope all is well in your world. Things are rosey in my neck of the woods. As you can tell by the title, I came to give you guys the tea on the Real Housewives of New Jersey finale. Its been a long time coming, but it finally came. What is "it"? Teresa Guidice's evil likeness on the screen. I will talk more definitively about that in a minute...Let's get started shall we?

Over the past seasons of RHONJ, my preferences for characters has changed dramatically. I used to be a huge Teresa fan, only tolerating Caroline Manzo, hating Kathy Wakile, and kind of liking regular fence rider, Jacqueline Laurita. Since the progression of the show, I CANNOT stand Teresa. If you are Tre fan, I suggest you stop reading now, or swallow your pride as I warm up the fire for her roasting session. I rather like Kathy Wakile now due largely to her sister, Rosie. And, I think the Gorgas are hilarious.

Jacqueline had a little less drama this season because she sent her daughter, Ashlee, away. That girl is one big ball of crazy. I'm sure both Jacq and her hubby, Chris, were appreciative of that break. She planned a trip for the entire cast to enjoy one another in hilly San Diego. It was a successful trip until Caroline and Teresa had their big falling out. We recently found out that Jacq's son, Nick, has autism. She had been trying the entire 1st season attempting to get pregnant and did. Our hearts go out to her family as they transition to caring for a child with issues like his.

Caroline's family is known for their Brownstone and other business ventures. This season, we saw her sons and brother, Chris (Jacq's hubby), begin selling their BLK water and wine projects. Lauren has been whining all season about losing weight and being seen in the same spotlight as her brothers. Well, her daddy bought her the LapBand and has lost 35 pounds. Congratulations, girl. Will you just marry Vito now, get pregs, and gain that weight back? The whining is not attractive. Thanks.  Caroline has demonstrated her disdain for Teresa all season. So, it was no surprise that they were at each other's throats on the trip. Caroline turned 50 and has been spreading her wisdom all over the radio waves. Looks like its was somewhat successful....*sideeye*. She and past castmate/sister, Dina, are still well into it....which she blames squarely on Teresa. I don't know how much of that I believe. But, that's what she's saying.

Kathy's family is always up to funny antics. They are the light part of the show. This season, we saw her develop her culinary treats and sell them to a company. She is now a bonafide pastry chef now. Her hubby, Rich, has been the usual quick-witted perv we all have grown to love/loathe. The kids aren't up to much. Victoria looked for colleges outside of NJ just to end up going somewhere locally anyway. My guess is the dorm rooms were a big discourager. Rosie came out to her niece and nephew during the show. That was a heart warming moment....despite the fact that the WHOLE rest of the world knew this already. Shout out to Rosie for using Bravo to hunt for honeys!

Teresa has spent this whole season plugging her time on The Apprentice and her Fabulicious cookbooks. I should point out that these cookbooks are filled with recipes developed on the backs of sweaty, old Italian mamas and papas....none of which are Teresa Guidice. She admits that the recipes are her mothers, friends, and whoever else. So, kudos to all you do do birds buying this book knowing full well she ain't make up not a one of these recipes. You light up my life! Her girls have provided me with all kinds of entertainment this year...especially that Milania. I call her "Milaniac". That gal is 3 feet of honesty. She called her parents out every chance she got including blowing the whistle on Tre's hubby sleeping in his own room. She also said that her daddy never wants to see his kids. iDied!!!! Did you catch Joe in the vineyard talking to his "employee" and calling his wife a "F***ing C***"?? Oh yeah, me neither. *looks other way like Teresa*


Melissa has been soaring to the top ever since her debut on the show. She has taken advantage of the spotlight by jump starting her music career. She's released "On Display" and "I Just Wanna Party" and they've done fairly well on iTunes. I, personally, do not care for Melissa's music, but I do like laughing at her and her frisky hubby, Joey Gorga. There kids are adorable, and according to Meliss, her house is paid for. All things that probably frustrates her sis-in-law, Tre. They haven't gotten along since Melissa and Joe were married. You can read past blogs for more detail on just how deep this bad blood goes. But, this finale show is probably the biggest indicator.

Teresa hooked up with NJ mess maker, Kim D. You've seen her. She looks like the Pelican Brief by the face and is now wearing blonde weave....very becoming. The twosome visited a salon to get prepped for Kim D's annual fashion show. You remember....the one that has dreadful fashions, no name models, and terrible decor. These women fight at this fashion show every year. I don't even know why they keep going to this Dollar Tree production. Anywho, Kim D's friend, Bald Guy, showed up at the salon to tell Teresa that her sister in law is a former stripper. Teresa played dumb and asked him to please stop. Yet, BG showed up at the fashion show and greeted Melissa right out the gate. Melissa claimed that she knew him, but she didn't know him. The whole situation blew up with BG going around saying he set out to embarrass Melissa. Tre confronted Melissa on her past. This ignited a HUGE fight among family.

 Joey G. was called. Text messages were being sent the entire time to Jacqueline, who informed Caroline, who talked bad about Teresa for the rest of the night. You see the pattern here?? My only comment for this whole thing is to wonder, "what does it matter anyway?". I really don't care if Melissa dropped it or not. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Tre did too. This is just disgusting and it shows just how immature Teresa is. She is guilty in my court of law. Point blank.

Next week begins the saga of reunion shows that I'm sure will entertain. I'm tuning in. How about you??
'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Out With The Old, In With The Shrewd

Hey there, Blovies!!! Hope all is well in your neck of the woods....It's groove theory, my way! As you know, many of our shows have concluded or are in the process of doing so. I'll give you some of my final thoughts on those including Love & Hip Hop ATL, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Teen Mom....Meanwhile, vH1 is gearing up for a new season of Basketball Wives LA. Oh, the places we'll go!!! Shall we...

The Look on Buckeey's Face when Scrappy Proposed....to Ericka.

I'll start with LHHATL since it ended a few weeks ago. My final thoughts on that reunion are simple. RACHET!!! We all know Mimi and Stevie J will never be over....as will Joseline (Joseph) Hernandez and Stevie J. So, I will not even waste my breath talking about how stupid Mimi is or how incomprehensible JoJo is. I've roasted them all year. The evidence speaks for itself. Karlie Redd is a groupie and I won't be surprised next season when she is using what she got to get what she wants. This girl's thirst is so boundless I wouldn't be surprised if she began twerking for YouTube sensations. Anything to "Get That Hit"....at 47 years old, with a 30 year old daughter, and a deflated butt cheek. Chile, please!?! I have been torn about K. Michelle's domestic violence situation. I will say I laughed when Rasheeda's "No Story" arse tried to nut up on her. I get that people don't necessarily believe K., but I will choose to believe her because it takes a pretty low person to make up the allegations she's claimed about her ex-boo, Memphitz. If she made it up, God has a special place in hell for that ample keister. Other than that, Rasheeda has absolutely no business on this show. She and her hubby are boring. Her career is in the same graveyard as Olivia (LHHNYC) and Karlie. RIP "Boss Bytch" records. R-I-Frickin'-P. I have already mentioned my disdain for that whole scene with Lil' Scrappy and his band of BICTHES. Looks to me like everywhere but in the industry, Scrap is winning. He has no job or money to speak of, yet, he can cheat on each woman with each other, propose and get a "YES". Are you kidding me?? We should all sign up for classes. All in all, I was completely and utterly entertained by the trainwreck that is LHHATL. The original show pales in comparison. But, that didn't stop Mona Scott-Young from giving Chrissy Lampkin and Jim Jones their own spin-off. *happy dance into black hole*

The Real Housewives of New Jersey saga continues with all the Mob queens doing the usual....choosing a villain for everyone to hate and run off. Teresa Guidice seems to be the one this season who is a "pig" as Caroline Manzo describes her. I can't say that I disagree. Teresa is very calculated. She and her husband will do anything for a dollar including sell their own marriage woes to the tabloids. She has been involved in bankruptcy, money laundering, you name it!!! The way they see it, they're just paying bills, but to everyone else they have no regard for anyone. Melissa Gorga (Tre's sister in law) and Kathy Wakile (Tre's cousin) have made a truce and agreed to be "nicey nicey" with their family members. It's worked out so far because nobody calls Teresa out on her crap anymore. The only one who truly will step up to the plate (besides Caroline Manzo) is her husband. Joe blatantly called Teresa "my bitch wife" and an "effing c**t" on TV. I suspect he was talking to a fling, but Teresa played it off as him just being cranky. Girl, BYE!!! Next week is the long awaited season finale of this neverending show. We get to see the true scum Teresa really is. Can't wait!!

Teen Mom has concluded for good and the reunion show has taken place. I just want to briefly say that Dr. Drew is messy and that these girls's lives are not changed. They should be, but mostly they aren't. Amber is in JAIL for God's sake. The only one that I am truly counting on to make is Catelynn and that's because she & Brother Husband gave their kid up. Smartest decision EVER. The end.

I'm going to be picking up Basketball Wives LA for its new season. Looks like Jackie Christie is already going for the gold when it comes to CRAZY this season. We have some familiar faces to work with including Gloria, Laura, Draya, and Malaysia. But, we also have at least one new face....Brooke Bailey will be joining us. She is dating some baller (who I don't know and don't care about) and that's what gave Shaunie O'Neal the room to add her to the roster. Does anybody else think about the rodent king on Madagascar when you see her? "I like to move it, move it!!" Ok, only me then. Carry on. Jackie has tried to apologize and snake her way back into the loving arms of her "girls". But, she is up to her old antics by referring to herself as the "queen" and saying these girls could learn everything from her. Meanwhile, her own flesh and blood daughter REFUSES to talk to her. She moved across country to escape this lady's grips. I'm putting on my seatbelt. I know this will be a bumpy ride.

Got other shows you're sure I should be watching....refer me!! Lexi and I are open to suggestions...Thanks a bunch for reading and giving us feedback from time to time. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose


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Goin' To The Chapel....

Hi, R4Readers!! We're gearing up to choose new shows since the new Fall season has begun. Meanwhile, congratulations are in order! You know we give it to you straight, good or bad. We'd like to congratulate Ms. Kailyn Lowry of Teen Mom 2 fame. 

You remember Kail, right? On her episode of 16 & Pregnant, we met her and her then boyfriend, Joe. She was living with him and his family because her mom didn't care about her or for her. After a laudry list of foolishness on both 16&P and TM2, she and Joe broke up for good and she got her own place to live with her son, Isaac. Gotta love that MTV come-up, right?! Now, She and her boyfriend of one year, Javi, have gotten engaged. She tweeted the info for all her fans recently.

From MSN's Wonderwall: 

"It's true," Lowry wrote. "We're engaged!" The Whitehall, Pennsylvania, native also tweeted a picture of her ring.
Isaac's gotten super cute since we saw him last on the show. Now, don't get us wrong. Kailyn is pretty stupid and silly. That is why she was chosen to become one of those famous knocked up gals. She has been on and off with Joe for years...if you ask Joe, he'd prolly tell you that has no interest in her even when he doubles back and taps that from time to time. But, hey!!! Maybe this time, this will actually work out. Either way, congratulations to them.....peep, Isaac's face tho in the photo.....let's hope this marriage lasts more than 3 days.

Later!
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It's Teen Mom, Honey Boo Boo Chile, & Funky Cold Dineva!! [Video]

Hey, Blovers!! So, you click on the blog to find out what we think about the latest happenings...and there's nothing new. You know that just isn't right. Well, Rose World has been extra crazy lately, but life don't stop. Here's an update on all things Reality, For Real in my world...

Teen Mom has wrapped up years worth of dysfunction and mayhem with moms Maci, Farrah, Catelynn, and Amber. As much as I love that show, I can't say I'm too sad. Actually, after watching this season's ending I didn't get any real conclusion on any of the mothers. In fact, I feel like I had seen all these episodes before. Maci is still wedged underneath her special needs boy toy. Her relationship [or relationshi* as I like to call it] with baby daddy, Ryan, is still as messed up as it could ever be. And, it appears that Bentley is the smartest one of them all. Farrah cried a lot less this season, but she annoyed others at an alarmingly high rate. She finally has some balance with her parents, yet she still disrespects them every SINGLE chance she gets. I loved the moment of humility though when she had to send Sophia's bad ass to her mom. Score 1 for Farrah's mom! Brother and Sister Husband, Catelynn and Tyler, had a series of rollercoasters [none of which regarding their daughter, Carly, who is tucked away safe with the Cleavers]. They graduated high school. Yay!! Now, they are trying to conquer college. I have concerns about that because they made even choosing "social work" as a major difficult. They are the most decisive slow people I have ever seen. If you wanna major in social work, you choose major in social work on the application! Regardless, they are still smarter than everybody's favorite jail bird, Amber. Her life is still and will forever be in shambles. I predict methamphetamine in her future. That is, if she hasn't already dabbled. Gary now has full custody of Leah and they appear to be doing well. Alls I can say is buh bye, Teen Mom!

Meanwhile, everybody knows we just watched a 2-week series reunion on Love & Hip Hop ATL. Lexi is covering the happenings on that, but I wanted to acknowledge that I did catch it. Boy, oh, Boy!!

I will say that its a sad day when the people who make the most sense on the show are Funky Dineva (not a cast member) and Joseline Hernandez (y'all know my soul dies a little bit every time she speaks). Scrappy did the typical move by proposing to Elvira, I mean, Ericka. I don't mind her, but I think she was wrong to attack Buckeey [no matter how easy that is] and accept a request for marriage. It takes 2, Ericka. I'll comment more when Lexi posts her thoughts.

In other news, Honey Boo Boo has been taking over the air waves. I refuse to cover that show as it is a big ball of redneck foolery. But, I will say I find it funny that more people would rather soak their minds with that than watch Mitt Romney speak. Bye!!



Ev and Ocho are officially finito! I mentioned that in previous posts, but did you see her in the last few days on ABC news?? She's crying and saying that she's leaving him for her fans. SCREECH!! Now, I am not a "fan", but if I were I imagine that Evelyn Lozada leaving Ochocinco would do absolutely nothing for my life. She can stay with him and get headbutted 'til the cows come home for all I care. She even mentioned that she still loves him and that it is so difficult to do this. Here's an idea: Don't! You were made for each other...to embarrass the other one to high hell. She claims that her persona on Basketball Wives doesn't merit her being beaten by her man. I agree, no one deserves to be beaten EVER. But, can we roll the tape back on Evelyn's track record?

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K, y'all that's the update on Rosey! Feel free to comment below on your Teen Mom, LHHATL, Politico, or Basketball Wives thoughts. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose
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R4R Update: Put Up or Shut Up

Hey R4Readers! We thought we'd just drop in to share with you the latest on Mob Wives' star, Renee Graziano. You remember her, right? She's the loud, dramatic one who is always talking about loyalty and Jun-yah (her snitch ex-hubby).

So, if you watch the show, you know that Renee is no stranger to plastic surgery. You also know that during the last season of the popular vH1 show she was filmed getting liposuction, tightening, etc. If you saw that episode, you were exposed to blood and gore as Renee ripped her stitches and claimed to near death for some time after the surgery. Well, the doc who performed the surgery says "no bueno" to her claims and is taking action. Dr. Andrew Klapper is reportedly suing the reality tv star for defamation at upwards of 77 million dollars. Comments that Graziano has made regarding Dr. Klapper's skills include ones like "I went in beautiful and came out ugly" and "He was found guilty of killing a woman" just to name a few. The doctor says his practice has diminished considerably as a result of her false claims that he botched the procedure.

Here's what the New York Daily News had to say about the lawsuit:



"Dr. Andrew Klapper, 43, has filed a $77 million defamation lawsuit in Brooklyn Supreme Court, charging that Graziano falsely claimed he botched her full-body makeover.

“She has been on a media campaign to destroy this man’s professional reputation and she has succeeded,” mob lawyer Barry Levin, who is representing Klapper, said Monday. “His practice has diminished considerably in the last year.”

The Mafia diva, the daughter of Bonanno family consigliere Anthony Graziano — who was sentenced Monday to 19 months in jail for extortion — went to Klapper in 2011 for a full-body lift, including a tummy tuck and butt lift. The procedure was done as the reality show’s cameras rolled."

Whose side are you on?? Let us know. 

Later.

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No More Tears

Hey there, Blovies!!! How's it?? As you know the Love & Hip Hop finale was last night. So, there is much to discuss....Shall we?

Karlie Redd has been thirsty all season. So, it came as no shock that she is looking to ditch everybody's favorite liver failure patient, Big Zino. Uh huh. Who didn't know that relationsh*t wasn't gonna last? They had been dating for 3 secs and already moving in. Only teenagers fall in and out of love that fast. This just goes to show you that you can be 59 and 14 at the same damn time. Anywho, we saw Ms. Redd sniffing around Roscoe Dash (a known ATL rap artist famous for pole dancing songs). This guy's gotta be what, 16?? Karlie's thirst knows no bounds. Somebody, anybody, please hook this chick up to a saline IV or something. Meanwhile, back at the ranch Benzino is gearing up to pop the question. Fast forward to the scene: Zino pulls out the ring, tells Karlie he doesn't want her to have any doubts about their relationship, she asks if he's ready for this, he replies with a no and puts the ring up. So, what was that about not having doubts?? This dude is not only terminally ill, he's dumb too. Jeesh!

Erica and Scrappy agreed to be just friends. But, it wasn't until after Scrappy basically begged and grovelled for Erica not to quit on them being together. On the flip side, Scrap explains to his "best friend"/jumpoff, Buckeey, that he is all about her. Men really forget about the cameras don't they? How does he think he is gonna get away with leading two women on like that? At least Erica is not playing dumb. She isn't down for Scrappy's ish anymore and I can't blame her. She even mentioned dating a new guy while she was housewares shopping with K. Michelle. I'm happy for Erica. If the rumors aren't true that she and Scrappy are engaged, there might be hope for her and Imani yet. Note: No ignant Momma Dee sighting. Guess she didn't wanna show her face after that "B-I-C-T-H" fiasco.

The misunderstanding between K. Michelle and Rasheeda is heating up. So much so, that there are rumors floating around that they will be fighting on the reunion show and that K. Michelle is threatening Sheeda, Kandi Burruss (of RHOA), and Toya Carter Wright (of the shortlived Tiny & Toya). K. Michelle said she would "go upside Kandi's head). As ratchet as that sounds, I think if she did, Kandi wouldn't even fight back. She talks too much. Anywho, K and Sheeda are clearly no longer acquaintances that's for sure. K assured us that she has the proof the Memphitz (Toya's hubby) "beat her ass". She also stated that she was being the better person by not sending the text messages and photos to the blogs. Uh, K. throw your girl a bone and send them there photos on this way. *smile* Here at R4R we lack a thing called "shame".

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Finally, we saw Joseline, Mimi, and Steebie J are back in counseling. Steebie ranted and raved about how he had all these women riding his bus and that as easily as they got on they can get off. Ugh, will somebody take this fool out already?? How is he still breathing. He showed up wearing a shirt that read "I Am God". You gots to be kidding me. Narcissist isn't even a strong word to describe this guy. As much as I don't care for Joseph, she's gotta be the most honest person on television. She openly admitted in counseling that she knows Steebie sleeps with other women (he slept with her own best friend in front of her) and she's ok with it as long as he gives her money and takes care of her. She also told Mimi flat out that Mimi is ok with it too whether she admits it or not. Mimi tried to deny it, but I agree with Joseph. There was no paws laying this time, but I know this thing isn't over. Meanwhile, Mimi is trying to play us now and make us think she owns a cleaning business rather than being a cleaning lady herself. She wants us to believe that she doesn't need Steebie's money. Guhl, please?! Ain't nothing wrong with being a cleaning lady, keep it real with us and we'll keep it real with you, agreed?? SN: anybody peep Steebie's newest talent, Magilla Gorilla?? Oh, yeah, she's gonna be very successful. -_-

Welp, that's all for this season of Love & Hip Hop ATL, but the reunion show should be airing soon. We will definitely be covering that so LHHATL fans don't ditch us yet!!!

'Til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose
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And In THAT Order

What's up, R4Readers!!! We thought we'd take a quick break from Ev and Ocho to do some community service. We'd like to encourage you to stay in school or keep your kids enrolled. Whitney Houston said the children are our future, teach them well, and let them lead the way.

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Why are we doing this you ask? Well, peep the Twitter photo depicted in which Love and Hip Hop ATL star, Momma Dee, embarrassed all of America on last night's episode. She was trying to talk bad about Erica, Lil' Scrappy's baby momma, by calling her the B-word. The only problem was she attempted spelling the word...and yelled most incorrectly the letters "B-I-C-T-H". Originally, we weren't even going to comment on it. However, since Momma Dee has decided to call people internet thugs simply for laughing at her lack of spelling skills, we thought we might go ahead and talk about her. Growing up, our mommas told us that we can't call anybody anything we can't spell. According to that theory, Erica can't be a bitch because Momma Dee's dumbass can't spell it. Buh bye now!!!

Ev & Ocho Update

Hey R4Readers!! Welp, there have been some developments since we reported the "Headbutting Incident" to you the other day between Chad Johnson and his wife, Evelyn Lozada. Since then, Chad has been released from jail on bond. This happened less than 24 hours after he alledgedly headbutted Lozada causing her to medical assistance. In addition to his release from jail, he has also been released from his job aka the Miami Dolphins of the NFL. Man, this dude is catching hell, right??

If that ain't bad enough, vH1 has issued a statement about the Twitter couple and pulled their upcoming reality show from the schedule. Check this out....

“Due to the unfortunate events over the weekend and the seriousness of the allegations, VH1 is pulling the series ‘Ev and Ocho’ from its schedule and has no current plans of airing it.”

There are rumors floating around that Evelyn is now retracting her story claiming that Johnson assaulted her by accident. The pair were reportedly arguing over a set of receipts Lozada found indicating that her hubby had recently purchased condoms. We don't know about you guys, but we distinctly remember Ev giving Ocho permission to step out provided he use protection. The way we see it he was only following through with his end of the bargain.

You don't suppose she's retracting her story now because she's shot herself in the foot now, huh?? Obviously, her goldigging ways will have to cease if there is no gold to dig. But, she's a golddigger just the same so she probably didn't think that far ahead. Anyway, the only people who really know what went down in that house is them. That said, the courts will determine how to handle it now. Here's what FoxSports.com had to say about Ochocinco's situation:


"Johnson's defense attorney, Adam Swickle, told the AP a no-contact order has been issued that prevents Johnson from contacting Lozada. Swickle declined to comment further.

"I was shocked," tight end Charles Clay told the AP. "Of course, you don't want things like that to happen."

If convicted, Johnson faces a maximum penalty of one year in jail and a $1,000 fine. He could also receive community service, probation or anger management classes."

How's that for a hard-knock life.
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You Ain't 'Bout Dis Life!!!

Hey R4Readers!!! By now, you've heard about the domestic violence situation between newlyweds and reality stars Chad Johnson (Ochocinco) and Evelyn Lozada, right?? According to TMZ.com, the pair were in a scuffle yesterday which ended in Ocho headbutting his own wife. Where they do that at?? South Florida to be exact....As a result, Chad has reportedly been arrested and will serve 39 days in jail.

Domestic violence isn't funny...but as you've heard and read on the blog many times the Twitter lovebirds are media hungry, reality TV mongers who are always bragging about their life and what they "got". So, pardon us while we laugh!!! Evelyn and Ocho were engaged for a whopping two years and just wedded last month. We actually congratulated them on a previous post. Nobody believed they'd make it down the aisle, but amidst the cheating, lies, reality show begging, and so on they did it. Guess the honeymoon's over though...Here's what TMZ.com had to say about the incident...


"NFL star Chad Johnson was arrested Saturday night for domestic violence ... allegedly against new wife Evelyn Lozada, one of the stars of VH1's "Basketball Wives."

Johnson allegedly head-butted Lozada during an argument, says the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, and when cops arrived to the scene, Lozada had lacerations on her forehead.

Our sources say Lozada has been at the hospital for several hours and her injury will require stitches."

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Mr. And Mrs. Johnson have a reality show premiering on their favorite network, vH1, this fall called "Ev and Ocho". Perhaps this whole "slap a hoe" scheme is part of a plan to boost ratings for the show....or maybe Ocho is just as crazy as he ever was and Ev's goldigging ways are finally paying off. Whatever the situation, bet when Ev signed up to be wifey she didn't consider the whole punched in the face thing. You ain't bout that life, boo!!!

Later.

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Rashes, Ashes, & Rabbit Assness

Hey there, Blovies!! It's time for this week's wrap-up of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. There is much to discuss so without further ado.....

I'm gonna start with Karlie Redd and Joseline bonding activities. These two women have one thing in common....THIRST. The whole scene with them sharing love stories with Benzino and Steebie. Joseph called her fake and phony. Agreed....however, Jose was being fake and phony too.

Scrappy and Rasheeda's collabo is gonna succeed like ice in hell. That said, I can't get with Rasheeda fussing  at Scrap about his situation with Buckeey, but she didn't call Erica. Friends don't let friends walk around without the right information. We all know Erica thinks Scrap is just tripping about being in a serious relationship. She didn't know he was fooling around with Flavor Flav's sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, and fifths. Not cool at all, Sheeda. That's why your records flop continuously. Bad Karma. Meanwhile, she did report it to the ladies at her show with Scrap. Did anyone notice her duckfaced hubby was not present?? PS What the hell was Buckeey wearing?? The song Sheeda and Scrap made was your average....Rock it or Drop it??
My vote = DROP.

Sheeda's meeting with her hubby and Momma Flocka didn't go well at all. She is desperately trying to save her career, but you know what I say...it's DOA. However, where was Momma Flocka's passion when her illiterate ass son was learning his consonants and vowels? Case closed. *bangs gavel*

In other news, SARS poster boy Benzino and Karlie Redd are still hot and heavy. Man, their relationship heated up fast right?? Not as fast as those bacterium in Benny's bloodstream....but fast all the same. They are buying each other jewelry and declaring love. I mean, marriage?? Really? Hell, I'd rather be together for 20 years and be sure I want to be with you than 20 seconds and proposing. He is putting a spread about her in his little hip hop pamphlet. Speaking of which, his pamphlets are in stores all over nowhere anywhere. Get your copies NOW!! PS Zino shouldn't wear orange on screen. He looks like a clementine. The puzzle piece jewelry brought my lunch back. It wasn't fun.

Shouts out to K. Michelle for keeping it real with Erica about Scrappy's no good activities. I want friends like that. But, next week the sh*t hits the fan between K. and Rasheeda. We've all heard K. Michelle talk about how her old dude "beat my ass", but Sheeda says she knows him and he could not have done that. Who do you believe??

Finally, we reach Mimi, Joseph, and Steebie. Mimi and her brother, T. Pain, had a somber moment in which they poured their mother's ashes into Lake Lanier. She's been dead 9 years. No disrespect, but maybe you shoulda just kept mama on the fireplace. Hell, you waited until you got on a reality show to honor her?? Effing with me, she would've been mailed to the Scientologists. *shrug* How'd you like Steebie suggesting that everybody go to the therapy session? That dude has the balls of godzilla. And these ladies built them up themselves. I feel bad for poor Ariane. She has to listen to this crap all the time. I would divert Mimi elsewhere with her shenanigans.

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And what shenanigans it was?!?!?!? Everybody showed up for the therapy session and Joseph came in cool as a cucumber. They talked for a bit when Steebie wiped Joseline's nose lovingly....even the therapist went off. After that, they discussed the parameters of Steebie's relationships with these women. Apparently, Josie had no knowledge that Steebie and Mimi had moved back in. Upon that news, she went HAM on that head. It took the whole tv crew to peel her mannish behind off of him. I mean what else does Mimi need? I am currently researching vertebrae donation cuz I swear she needs a transplant right away! At least we finally saw some paws on this show. Take notes, Scrap.

Next week, there will be more ratch to tune in to....'Til then....chime in below.

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Mimi and Joseline, Were You Scared Straight? LOL!

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WELL!!  Looks like we have a cast of women used to having run-ins with the law!  Mimi (top center) was supposedly charged with battery in 2009.  I haven't found anything that states what Joseline's (bottom center) charges were.

Either way, I know why Joseline is not afraid of Stevie's threats to send her back to the strip club.  Obviously, she's seen worse!  Hahahahahaha!!

Apparently, You're Either Hot or You're Not...

Well, this was the episode where all trash was dumped or put out to be picked up. First, Joseline let STEEBIE know that she's moving on with her career and working with who she wants to work with.  She also reminded him that he can't stop having sex with her, even if he wanted to.  I mean, it's all up to him, right?  It's not as if she controls her own body or anything, right?  Hmmm....seems like she left the strip club, yet she forgot to leave the strip club mentality.

On to Rasheeda, she wants to leave her boo behind in hopes of reclaiming her never-claimed throne as the GA peach. However, he wants the Rasheeda who loved the double order of hash browns at Waffle House.  Now, really, Kurt?  That's why she can't progress with your stuck-in-the-past ass!  Any man who wants a woman with a Waffle House mentality is not fit to be a husband or manager.  Period!  I am all for her moving on to something else, even if it's modeling because y'all know girl is gorgeous!

As for Karlie,  I don't know what she sees in Benzino.  He looks like an ex-con version of the clock from "Beauty and the Beast." That's all.

Mimi and that sorry Stevie J song.....That was so pathetic!  Don't act like you have standards, Mimi!  We know that Stevie does what he does because you never had them before.  The only difference is now you can no longer distract yourself or delude yourself into thinking you're happy through spending his money.  I'm on to you and your alligator tears. This bitch cries too much!  And all of their scenes together are beyond scripted.  I'm over them.

What I'm still amazed by, however, is this Buckey/Scrappy "romance".  The teeth on Buckey (I refuse to call her Shay.) never cease to amaze me!  They are bucked so much that her entire mouth protrudes.  She honestly believes Scrappy is doing well by his daughter by not paying child support.  And he is listening to a girl that even Flavor Flav rejected.  And she likes when he's getting drunk like the washed up star he is?  Wow, I love when two losers love each other.  One less loser man for me to worry about in the world.

But y'all, K. Michelle's butt should be outlawed.  I'm sure when she goes to stores where glass items and china are present, the employees are praying she doesn't make any sudden movements/turns.  LOL! That date went well, though.  Let's hope she kept her ghetto ways in her purse throughout the date, all straight razors included.

Also, we found out Benzino knows Gaga's manager, Vincent. But, Karlie, never go to a meeting wearing an Hermes belt when you're begging someone to give you a chance.  At least look like you need a job!  That's what I hate about ATL: people can't seem to pause the frontin'!!  EVER!!

The rest of this episode was very blah to me.  So, here's something to cheer you guys up.  Here is Benzino when he was "hot":

Was Benzino hot, lukewarm, or simply cold?  Let us know what you think!  Personally, I think homie is freezing!  This is atrocious!  Hahahahahahahhahahaha!

16, Pregnant, & Running For Her Life!

Hey R4Readers!! We just wanted to drop in and update you on one of the 16 & Pregnant alum you may remember from the latest season on MTV. Jennifer Del Rio had a set of twin boys with her then-boyfriend, Joshua Smith.

 By the end of their episode, Jen and Josh were pregnant, engaged, and estranged. Josh had turned violent on her after the birth of the boys and even attempted to cause bodily harm to her and the newborn babies when he didn't strap them in properly and left the doors of the vehicle ajar. Since then, there's been no shortage of drama between these two. The latest?? Jen has now fled her home in Florida citing that Josh is a serious danger to her and her boys.


According to TMZ.com, 16 and Pregnant star Jennifer Del Rio says her baby daddy is a huge threat to her family's safety, so much so, she fled 1,000 miles to get away from him and is asking a judge for sole custody of their young twins.

Let this be a lesson, guys and gals! Watch who you impregnate or allow to impregnate you...for your life could be in grave and ongoing danger. It's all fun and games until somebody's Hit & Run.

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Later!

I'm Here to See Lumpy

Hey my blovies!! I hope all is well in your world. Your girl got held up, but you know I can't stay away from you too long! There is much to discuss happening in the ATL. Shall we?

We will begin with everybody's favorite borderline psychiatric patient, Momma Dee! This lady is certified, ya dig?! In previous weeks, she fronted Ms. Erica on leaving her son for dead stating that Erica "lephum pah deahd". This week she meets up with Scrappy current warm hole, Buckey aka Muffy from PBS' hit show, Arthur. Buckey is trying to "get in good" with Momma Dee so she can get in good with Scrappy. Er, Buckwheat, you DO realize he is only tapping and has no plans of wifing....right? Her relationship with him exists in her mind only....but speaking of Erica and Scrap...

When we left off with Scrappy, he was trying to find a way to ditch Erica who hasn't been as "affectionate" with him as he'd like. He decided he would use his recent asthma attack to jump ship on Erica. Isn't being an asthmatic an occupational safety hazard for thugs/rappers?? It's like trying to be a surgeon with no hands. You can't be fighting and ask the other guy to hold up whilst you suck on your inhaler. C'mon na, dawg!!! Anyhow, Erica was none the concerned and I loved it. This week Scrappy tried to put Erica on reserve again for the moment he gets his life together and comes back home.....AND, he needs her to ease up on the child support requests. He asked her to "look out" for him on that. Uh?! I think not. Did you look out for her when that condom broke? Or how about when Diamond was jumping all on ya manparts? Oh, and what about that vinyl vest you rocking, Paul Bunion? Yeah, no. You will be paying your child support. *Bangs gavel*

Rasheeda's husband sucessfully embarrassed her, AGAIN!! She was having an unveiling of her fabulously ghetto new song "Marry Me"....Kirk was in charge of handling the viewing party. Oh, he handled it. There were approximately 12 people at her party including the help. Needless to say, she didn't appreciate that so much so that she sought new management. Who did she see?? No, that was NOT Ursula from Set It Off. It was none other than Waka Flocka's mama...It doesn't matter. Rasheeda's career is in a vegetative state. She wants to fire her hubby, but really she should just pull the frickin' plug already! Check out this scene with the would be manager, Deb, calling Rasheeda a "grandmother".

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Karlie and K. Michelle are up to their usual fights. Karlie attempted to make amends after their last altercation at a restaurant. After a poor attempt at civility, Karlie called the meeting to a close. K. Michelle went IN and wouldn't come out. She says Karlie's deflated butt cheeks and busted face are, sadly, her best features. I'd have to agree. Meanwhile, Karlie is carrying on a relationsh*t with Benzino....Is it me or does Benzino look like HIV patient 1? He looks like his white blood cell count is low. Sorry. And that kiss between them?? Eww. Somebody call a doctor!!! For him and for me. Their relationship is moving a little too fast for my liking as well. Next week, he gives her the keys to the house. Hope you got everything nailed down, Benny!!!

Joseline and Mimi have no shortage of foolishness happening. Joseph has apparently been text thugging on Mimi. Everybody knows Mimi is gonna talk ish on Joseph in the confessional but run to Steebie to handle it. Joseph and Steebie were quite disrespectful to fashion this week rocking the American flag as a polo shirt and a fruit basket for a bikini. Hideous. Jossie admitted to a friend that she's been trying to find outside management so she doesn't have to depend on the little imp. She also asked Mimi for a woman to woman sit down. She ended up crying and apologizing to Mimi about everything that's happened with Steebie. She also tried to discuss how everybody is being played by him. But, Mimi ain't trying to hear none of that. She played along for a minute, but quietly she's planning on going to couple's therapy with Steebs. *insert nausea here*

Lexi's back next week with her rendition of LHHATL...Til' next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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LHHATL Episode 6 Sneak Preview

Hey there, R4Rs!! Lexi is busy warming up her feedback on this week's episode of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta and, next week, Rose will be giving us the low on all things Momma Dee, Scrappy, & the gang!

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We just wanted to treat our readers with a sneak preview to the foolishness (in case you wanted to check it out). Make sure you peep Momma Dee's hairstyle and Erica hating, Buckwheat's poor attempt at making Scrappy her man, Joseline's Chiquita Banana look, and Karlie's beaver teefus. Got something to share?? Do it below in the comments area. The best comments are featured in a special column on the page.

Stay tuned for a new feature we're adding, Contests!!

Love & Hip Hop's Yandy Has Her Baby Boy!

Hi, R4Rs! We just dropped in to let you know that Miss Yandy of vh1's original Love and Hip Hop delivered her baby boy on Monday, July 16th. Baby Harris was born last evening and Yandy's already bounced back long enough to Instagram about it.

"My greatest accomplishment in life was my most difficult task in life. With God and my family we did it. I will forever remember this day 7/16/12. It was written in cursive for this king to exist."

Her castmates, Kimbella (Juelz Santana's baby mama) and everyone's favorite hater, Olivia Longott, both tweeted congratulations to the new mommy as well:

"@kimbellasworld: Long day..Or journey I should say! Congrats to my Pud @yandysmith on her beautiful baby boy..She’s a trooper for delivering such a blessing"

"@1andonlyOlivia: Everybody go congratulate my stinker @yandysmith #babyboytweet"

For more on this story, check out http://www.necolebitchie.com/. Don't forget to send your congrats to Miss Yandy!

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Put Dem Paws On 'Em

Hello, Hello, Hello, Blovers! There is much to discuss so let's hop to it....

Mimi tried to play damage control toward the beginning of this week's episode. Recall, last week we saw her face hit the floor after Joseph announced her pregnancy with Steebie J's baby. He had the pregnancy test in his pocket, y'all. SHAMEFUL! Friends, Ariane and K. Michelle, had a listening ear for Mimi's latest love blunder and side-eyed her like you wouldn't believe. I'm not even sure why Ariane keeps listening to it. I can see the fed up look in her eyes. Mimi claimed she was done and tried to play big boss when Steebie came by to discuss what had happened. More on him later...

Joseph put us through all that foolishness last week just to announce on the show that she did, in fact, get that abortion she got head-bussed last week about. I don't really care what she does with her own fetus. My only concern is why we are still discussing Steebie denying the baby that was never going to exist anyway. That baby was Jos-LEEN's only trump card. You got nothing, boo boo! NOT. THING. She goes on and on to Steebie privately about whether or not he loves her. Here's my answer: BISH, He DROPPED you off at the clinic. That's love.

Rasheeda kisses up to her hubby pretty hard this week. I think she is trying to apologize for those tears and drama over her low budget video shoot. Poor her. This career is on life support.

Scrappy and Erica have successfully moved into separate homes. Erica got a visit from Crack-Mama whose hair was laid like BAPS. Erica felt the need to explain to mommie dearest that she and scrappy are doing very well. Meanwhile, Scrappy is over at someone else's house frontin' with Bucky of Flavor of Love fame. This heaux had the audacity to declare herself as Shay and that we are not to call her Bucky. Well, Bucky, heaux may stay winning but they have no rights. Thus, your name shall forever be Bucky. Got it, Bucky? Good, Bucky. Bye, Bucky. Thirst is running rampant. Clearly, Scrappy took that in the house and then down through there.

The day of reckoning finally arrived for Steebie and Jos-LEEN. Scrappy and Erica had previously discussed the outright disrespect Steebie displayed toward Erica at K. Michelle's party. So, Scrappy declared that he wanted to "put dem paws on 'em, ya dig". Gooning at its finest! He and Erica waited outside the studio where Jos-LEEN gets all her dance moves to confront Steebie. At first, things went well. Steebie apologized, Scrappy gave him a nice talking to, and things were about to be squared away until Scrappy called Jose a bitch and Jose called Erica and heaux and accused her of screwing her Steebie. *Record Scratch* Erica wouldn't touch Steebie with another heffa. After that, Erica jumped on Jose. Steebie and Scrappy fought....Steebie bit Scrappy on the mouth and Scrappy has yet to put any paws anywhere. I, for one, was disappointed. Further, Momma Dee is gonna have to come in here and clean up this mess. Y'all know she dun smacked a bitch or two.

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According to Steebie, this ain't over. It needs to be though. Poor Scrappy can't take anymore. His status as "Prince uh duh Souf" is at stake. Next week, Karlie and K. Michelle have a slight girlfight, deflated butt cheek and all. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Congratulations Are In Order!!

Hi, Bleeps!! Hope all is well your way, there's much to discuss. This week America celebrated its independence from the monarchy many centuries ago. However, some were spending their 4th of July gazing upon more than the usual fireworks. *At this time, you might need to check outside for flying pigs*. Ochocinco and Evelyn of vH1 fame finally got hitched!! I know right?! I gasped and side-eyed all day. I never thought it would happen. So, I guess Ev got the one up on me. Ocho reportedly live-tweeted the whole wedding. I mean I love the Twit as much as the next guy, but can we show a little respect? This is a wedding ceremony for crying out loud! Is nothing sacred anymore?

However, my inner hater is telling me that this wedding was more for ratings toward their new show on (you guessed it) vH1 called Ev and Ocho.  No surprise she reportedly quit her breakout show "Basketball Wives". I guess it is now the famous "non mother-EFFING factor" she copyrighted, and technicially Ocho is a football player....Football Wives was cancelled :-(. NOTE: I called this a wedding and not a marriage...we have YET to see if they actually have that. No matter my personal feelings, I will congratulate them on making it down the aisle. I don't know guys. But to show my good sportsmanship, this is dedicated to the lovely couple, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0faZMh2QTuM
Should I watch the show?? Blog it? I have mixed feelings so maybe you could help me. For more on this story, check out www.thegrio.com.

Also, shoutout to Yandy and Kimbella of Love and Hip Hop fame who are both expecting. They had a star-studded baby shower for their bundles of joy this week as well. See previous posts about the LAHH divas for laughs and updates on who's who. For more on this, check out www.gossiponthis.com.

'Til next time....


xoxo, Christina Rose
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I ain't going back to the strip club!!!!

Those were Joseline's famous words from last night. Seriously, this broad has to be a man. There's no way in hell she's all woman. First of all, that booty and those broad, linebacker shoulders don't match. Ugh! And why would she meet up with Mimi? If she's mad, talk to Stevie! Obviously, Mimi doesn't pay her bills! Just like a hoe to get her sponsors confused.

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And K. Michelle. *sigh* She actually burst into Jive and yelled, "Who's responsibowlllllll?!" Yes, just like that. I don't like her. She's loud for now reason, and her sentences sound like they are about as complicated as those you find in a Dick and Jane book.

Now, Erica. Why do she and Chrissy Lampkin feel that it's okay to let your 30-something boo go goon for you?!?! Handle your shit! Or hell, call a hood cousin. Don't get your man in trouble. Also, Scrappy is wrong as hell for treating Erica that way. Oh, well. He'll come back because I'm pretty sure he can't afford rent ANYWHERE.

Rasheeda. Okay. She needs to learn when to fold. Her career is a joke. And I remember watching "Paul Blart:Mall Cop" years ago, and her song was his ringtone. Now, if she didn't see money from that, take a hint: you're done. I also hate her acting like being a mom makes her lose concept of time. Women with children follow schedules everyday. She's just a hoodrat with an ego.

As for Mimi, why does Joseline still have teeth????? I would not be chill when a "woman" is telling me my man got her pregnant! Bitch!!!! I probably missed "True Blood" fucking around with you and your BS, so we gotta fight! LOL! And Stevie, take the test out your pocket! There's piss on that, you nasty bastard!!!

Well, next week we'll see if Scrappy's goonery gets Erica an apology. I'm not optimistic. Stay tuned! I know I will!

~Lexi~

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Love & Hip Hop ATL Update

Hey Blogosphere!! We here at R4R just wanted to update you on your favorite celebrealities. Lexi will get you guys a play by play on this week's episode of LAHH ATL in a bit.


So, "What's the latest?" you ask. Joseline Hernandez (or Joseph some say) was brutally attacked at a viewing party in the A last night. A fan of the show reportedly approached Joe on allegedly aborting the baby she is currently tirading about on the show. Miss Hernandez did not reply and the "fan" went into a rage. This fan is reported to have gone upside Josie's head with a bottle. YES, a bottle!! That's not all. It has also been cited that the fan destroyed someone's car on her way out as well.



 Our question here at R4R is, "All this for a baby that ain't even yours?" We want to know a) did you impregnate Joseph with your seed? b) what business is it of yours? and c) why so angry?. Now, Jose is a rachet and ghetto sidechick. However, she deserves the same respect anybody else does about what they do with their own fetus. That said, we ain't fans of hers, but we do like laughing at her. So in the words of Lil' Scrappy (who is always TTG), please leave Jessie's "dome-piece" alone, ya dig?!

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Go Away, Maci!!

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Hey Blovies!! So, what's the deal with this last season of Teen Mom?? I have loved the whole 16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom phenomenon. I would like to thank MTV personally for keeping me baby free (whoop whoop)!! However, I think its high time they step it up if its gonna be the last hoorah....Nevertheless, let's discuss.

Over the last few episodes Maci has shown herself to be quite the clinger. I never realized how annoying she really is until this season. She freaked out about sending Bentley to daycare because she thought he couldn't be away from her. Turns out, she's the one with the issue. Bentley walked right up in there and played trains with those kids like it was nobody's business. Now, Ryan's family is headed on a family trip with the baby and she goes and invites herself. Uh?!?!? Ryan is a good one. She wouldn't be anywhere near me and my good time. Granted, it was odd that his girlfriend of only a couple days went on the trip, but Maci has a man. And has had a man for at least two seasons now. Stop hating. The piece de resistance was when Maci went to meet Ryan, Dalis (the gf), and Bentley on the beach. Bentley cried and cried, begged for his daddy back, and told Maci to "Go Away (sobs". I loved it. You tell her Bennie! See for yourself above!

In Amberville, it's the same old same. She's strung out on drugs and attention. Gary's strung out on her. Leah is stuck in the middle. Gary got permission from the feds (or whoever) to allow him, Amber, and Leah to be around each other legally. This enabled them to visit Amber at rehab in sunny California for the weekend. There breakthroughs were made, Amber stormed out, and absolutely nothing changed. We already know the outcome of this. Amber's already in the slammer. So, let's not pretend there will be a happily ever after for these two. SN: shout out to Gary's shirts. Them thangs deserve a purple heart for hanging on to him the way they do!!

Catelynn and Tyler finally graduated from high school!!! I swear MTV makes graduating from high school sound like trying to obtain a PhD. But, hey, toot toot!! Now, its back to business as usual parenting their own parents. Butch (Ty's dad) is finally out of prison (at least for the week). He was under strict orders not to consort with the likes of his wife (Cate's mom) or with drug dealers. It seems he held up pretty well with the first request, but we're not so sure about the second. Butch totally disrespected the house rules and disappeared for a couple days without Tyler's knowledge. That didn't go over too well. A little birdy told me Cate's pregnant again, but I really....REALLY....hope that isn't true. All this foolishness would be for naught.

Finally, Farrah is still failing. She's moved to Florida, already bought a dog, and got herself dumped by a neighbor. She was supposed to be dogsitting for the neighbor. Instead, she's flirting with him and trying to holler. Well, he went for it, but then she started being....well, Farrah. Everything annoys her and she stays cleaning those braces in her mouth. The guy was trying to tell her to let her hair down and relax when she's out instead of going on about how responsible she has to be. I think she does that because she wants people to think she is more mature. Girl, we have eyes!! We know you are only 20 by age and 12 by the head. Stop really. And, since you guys follow the show, can you please adopt Sophia and save this child. She is already bad as hell. It's not too late. She can be helped. Just sayin'.

The show is on hiatus for Independence Day week, so we'll catch up with the teen re-creation sensations next week! 'Til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose
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