R4R Update: Put Up or Shut Up

Hey R4Readers! We thought we'd just drop in to share with you the latest on Mob Wives' star, Renee Graziano. You remember her, right? She's the loud, dramatic one who is always talking about loyalty and Jun-yah (her snitch ex-hubby).

So, if you watch the show, you know that Renee is no stranger to plastic surgery. You also know that during the last season of the popular vH1 show she was filmed getting liposuction, tightening, etc. If you saw that episode, you were exposed to blood and gore as Renee ripped her stitches and claimed to near death for some time after the surgery. Well, the doc who performed the surgery says "no bueno" to her claims and is taking action. Dr. Andrew Klapper is reportedly suing the reality tv star for defamation at upwards of 77 million dollars. Comments that Graziano has made regarding Dr. Klapper's skills include ones like "I went in beautiful and came out ugly" and "He was found guilty of killing a woman" just to name a few. The doctor says his practice has diminished considerably as a result of her false claims that he botched the procedure.

Here's what the New York Daily News had to say about the lawsuit:



"Dr. Andrew Klapper, 43, has filed a $77 million defamation lawsuit in Brooklyn Supreme Court, charging that Graziano falsely claimed he botched her full-body makeover.

“She has been on a media campaign to destroy this man’s professional reputation and she has succeeded,” mob lawyer Barry Levin, who is representing Klapper, said Monday. “His practice has diminished considerably in the last year.”

The Mafia diva, the daughter of Bonanno family consigliere Anthony Graziano — who was sentenced Monday to 19 months in jail for extortion — went to Klapper in 2011 for a full-body lift, including a tummy tuck and butt lift. The procedure was done as the reality show’s cameras rolled."

Whose side are you on?? Let us know. 

Later.

(Photo Source: www.starcasm.net)

(Photo Source: www.nydailynews.com)

No More Tears

Hey there, Blovies!!! How's it?? As you know the Love & Hip Hop finale was last night. So, there is much to discuss....Shall we?

Karlie Redd has been thirsty all season. So, it came as no shock that she is looking to ditch everybody's favorite liver failure patient, Big Zino. Uh huh. Who didn't know that relationsh*t wasn't gonna last? They had been dating for 3 secs and already moving in. Only teenagers fall in and out of love that fast. This just goes to show you that you can be 59 and 14 at the same damn time. Anywho, we saw Ms. Redd sniffing around Roscoe Dash (a known ATL rap artist famous for pole dancing songs). This guy's gotta be what, 16?? Karlie's thirst knows no bounds. Somebody, anybody, please hook this chick up to a saline IV or something. Meanwhile, back at the ranch Benzino is gearing up to pop the question. Fast forward to the scene: Zino pulls out the ring, tells Karlie he doesn't want her to have any doubts about their relationship, she asks if he's ready for this, he replies with a no and puts the ring up. So, what was that about not having doubts?? This dude is not only terminally ill, he's dumb too. Jeesh!

Erica and Scrappy agreed to be just friends. But, it wasn't until after Scrappy basically begged and grovelled for Erica not to quit on them being together. On the flip side, Scrap explains to his "best friend"/jumpoff, Buckeey, that he is all about her. Men really forget about the cameras don't they? How does he think he is gonna get away with leading two women on like that? At least Erica is not playing dumb. She isn't down for Scrappy's ish anymore and I can't blame her. She even mentioned dating a new guy while she was housewares shopping with K. Michelle. I'm happy for Erica. If the rumors aren't true that she and Scrappy are engaged, there might be hope for her and Imani yet. Note: No ignant Momma Dee sighting. Guess she didn't wanna show her face after that "B-I-C-T-H" fiasco.

The misunderstanding between K. Michelle and Rasheeda is heating up. So much so, that there are rumors floating around that they will be fighting on the reunion show and that K. Michelle is threatening Sheeda, Kandi Burruss (of RHOA), and Toya Carter Wright (of the shortlived Tiny & Toya). K. Michelle said she would "go upside Kandi's head). As ratchet as that sounds, I think if she did, Kandi wouldn't even fight back. She talks too much. Anywho, K and Sheeda are clearly no longer acquaintances that's for sure. K assured us that she has the proof the Memphitz (Toya's hubby) "beat her ass". She also stated that she was being the better person by not sending the text messages and photos to the blogs. Uh, K. throw your girl a bone and send them there photos on this way. *smile* Here at R4R we lack a thing called "shame".

Get More: Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, Love and Hip Hop Atlanta

Finally, we saw Joseline, Mimi, and Steebie J are back in counseling. Steebie ranted and raved about how he had all these women riding his bus and that as easily as they got on they can get off. Ugh, will somebody take this fool out already?? How is he still breathing. He showed up wearing a shirt that read "I Am God". You gots to be kidding me. Narcissist isn't even a strong word to describe this guy. As much as I don't care for Joseph, she's gotta be the most honest person on television. She openly admitted in counseling that she knows Steebie sleeps with other women (he slept with her own best friend in front of her) and she's ok with it as long as he gives her money and takes care of her. She also told Mimi flat out that Mimi is ok with it too whether she admits it or not. Mimi tried to deny it, but I agree with Joseph. There was no paws laying this time, but I know this thing isn't over. Meanwhile, Mimi is trying to play us now and make us think she owns a cleaning business rather than being a cleaning lady herself. She wants us to believe that she doesn't need Steebie's money. Guhl, please?! Ain't nothing wrong with being a cleaning lady, keep it real with us and we'll keep it real with you, agreed?? SN: anybody peep Steebie's newest talent, Magilla Gorilla?? Oh, yeah, she's gonna be very successful. -_-

Welp, that's all for this season of Love & Hip Hop ATL, but the reunion show should be airing soon. We will definitely be covering that so LHHATL fans don't ditch us yet!!!

'Til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose
(Photo Source: www.gossiponthis.com)

And In THAT Order

What's up, R4Readers!!! We thought we'd take a quick break from Ev and Ocho to do some community service. We'd like to encourage you to stay in school or keep your kids enrolled. Whitney Houston said the children are our future, teach them well, and let them lead the way.

Get More: Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, Love and Hip Hop Atlanta

Why are we doing this you ask? Well, peep the Twitter photo depicted in which Love and Hip Hop ATL star, Momma Dee, embarrassed all of America on last night's episode. She was trying to talk bad about Erica, Lil' Scrappy's baby momma, by calling her the B-word. The only problem was she attempted spelling the word...and yelled most incorrectly the letters "B-I-C-T-H". Originally, we weren't even going to comment on it. However, since Momma Dee has decided to call people internet thugs simply for laughing at her lack of spelling skills, we thought we might go ahead and talk about her. Growing up, our mommas told us that we can't call anybody anything we can't spell. According to that theory, Erica can't be a bitch because Momma Dee's dumbass can't spell it. Buh bye now!!!

Ev & Ocho Update

Hey R4Readers!! Welp, there have been some developments since we reported the "Headbutting Incident" to you the other day between Chad Johnson and his wife, Evelyn Lozada. Since then, Chad has been released from jail on bond. This happened less than 24 hours after he alledgedly headbutted Lozada causing her to medical assistance. In addition to his release from jail, he has also been released from his job aka the Miami Dolphins of the NFL. Man, this dude is catching hell, right??

If that ain't bad enough, vH1 has issued a statement about the Twitter couple and pulled their upcoming reality show from the schedule. Check this out....

“Due to the unfortunate events over the weekend and the seriousness of the allegations, VH1 is pulling the series ‘Ev and Ocho’ from its schedule and has no current plans of airing it.”

There are rumors floating around that Evelyn is now retracting her story claiming that Johnson assaulted her by accident. The pair were reportedly arguing over a set of receipts Lozada found indicating that her hubby had recently purchased condoms. We don't know about you guys, but we distinctly remember Ev giving Ocho permission to step out provided he use protection. The way we see it he was only following through with his end of the bargain.

You don't suppose she's retracting her story now because she's shot herself in the foot now, huh?? Obviously, her goldigging ways will have to cease if there is no gold to dig. But, she's a golddigger just the same so she probably didn't think that far ahead. Anyway, the only people who really know what went down in that house is them. That said, the courts will determine how to handle it now. Here's what FoxSports.com had to say about Ochocinco's situation:


"Johnson's defense attorney, Adam Swickle, told the AP a no-contact order has been issued that prevents Johnson from contacting Lozada. Swickle declined to comment further.

"I was shocked," tight end Charles Clay told the AP. "Of course, you don't want things like that to happen."

If convicted, Johnson faces a maximum penalty of one year in jail and a $1,000 fine. He could also receive community service, probation or anger management classes."

How's that for a hard-knock life.
(Photo Source: www.msn.foxsports.com)

You Ain't 'Bout Dis Life!!!

Hey R4Readers!!! By now, you've heard about the domestic violence situation between newlyweds and reality stars Chad Johnson (Ochocinco) and Evelyn Lozada, right?? According to TMZ.com, the pair were in a scuffle yesterday which ended in Ocho headbutting his own wife. Where they do that at?? South Florida to be exact....As a result, Chad has reportedly been arrested and will serve 39 days in jail.

Domestic violence isn't funny...but as you've heard and read on the blog many times the Twitter lovebirds are media hungry, reality TV mongers who are always bragging about their life and what they "got". So, pardon us while we laugh!!! Evelyn and Ocho were engaged for a whopping two years and just wedded last month. We actually congratulated them on a previous post. Nobody believed they'd make it down the aisle, but amidst the cheating, lies, reality show begging, and so on they did it. Guess the honeymoon's over though...Here's what TMZ.com had to say about the incident...


"NFL star Chad Johnson was arrested Saturday night for domestic violence ... allegedly against new wife Evelyn Lozada, one of the stars of VH1's "Basketball Wives."

Johnson allegedly head-butted Lozada during an argument, says the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, and when cops arrived to the scene, Lozada had lacerations on her forehead.

Our sources say Lozada has been at the hospital for several hours and her injury will require stitches."

Get More: Basketball Wives (Season 4)

Mr. And Mrs. Johnson have a reality show premiering on their favorite network, vH1, this fall called "Ev and Ocho". Perhaps this whole "slap a hoe" scheme is part of a plan to boost ratings for the show....or maybe Ocho is just as crazy as he ever was and Ev's goldigging ways are finally paying off. Whatever the situation, bet when Ev signed up to be wifey she didn't consider the whole punched in the face thing. You ain't bout that life, boo!!!

Later.

(Photo Source: www.necolebitchie.com)

Rashes, Ashes, & Rabbit Assness

Hey there, Blovies!! It's time for this week's wrap-up of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. There is much to discuss so without further ado.....

I'm gonna start with Karlie Redd and Joseline bonding activities. These two women have one thing in common....THIRST. The whole scene with them sharing love stories with Benzino and Steebie. Joseph called her fake and phony. Agreed....however, Jose was being fake and phony too.

Scrappy and Rasheeda's collabo is gonna succeed like ice in hell. That said, I can't get with Rasheeda fussing  at Scrap about his situation with Buckeey, but she didn't call Erica. Friends don't let friends walk around without the right information. We all know Erica thinks Scrap is just tripping about being in a serious relationship. She didn't know he was fooling around with Flavor Flav's sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, and fifths. Not cool at all, Sheeda. That's why your records flop continuously. Bad Karma. Meanwhile, she did report it to the ladies at her show with Scrap. Did anyone notice her duckfaced hubby was not present?? PS What the hell was Buckeey wearing?? The song Sheeda and Scrap made was your average....Rock it or Drop it??
My vote = DROP.

Sheeda's meeting with her hubby and Momma Flocka didn't go well at all. She is desperately trying to save her career, but you know what I say...it's DOA. However, where was Momma Flocka's passion when her illiterate ass son was learning his consonants and vowels? Case closed. *bangs gavel*

In other news, SARS poster boy Benzino and Karlie Redd are still hot and heavy. Man, their relationship heated up fast right?? Not as fast as those bacterium in Benny's bloodstream....but fast all the same. They are buying each other jewelry and declaring love. I mean, marriage?? Really? Hell, I'd rather be together for 20 years and be sure I want to be with you than 20 seconds and proposing. He is putting a spread about her in his little hip hop pamphlet. Speaking of which, his pamphlets are in stores all over nowhere anywhere. Get your copies NOW!! PS Zino shouldn't wear orange on screen. He looks like a clementine. The puzzle piece jewelry brought my lunch back. It wasn't fun.

Shouts out to K. Michelle for keeping it real with Erica about Scrappy's no good activities. I want friends like that. But, next week the sh*t hits the fan between K. and Rasheeda. We've all heard K. Michelle talk about how her old dude "beat my ass", but Sheeda says she knows him and he could not have done that. Who do you believe??

Finally, we reach Mimi, Joseph, and Steebie. Mimi and her brother, T. Pain, had a somber moment in which they poured their mother's ashes into Lake Lanier. She's been dead 9 years. No disrespect, but maybe you shoulda just kept mama on the fireplace. Hell, you waited until you got on a reality show to honor her?? Effing with me, she would've been mailed to the Scientologists. *shrug* How'd you like Steebie suggesting that everybody go to the therapy session? That dude has the balls of godzilla. And these ladies built them up themselves. I feel bad for poor Ariane. She has to listen to this crap all the time. I would divert Mimi elsewhere with her shenanigans.

Get More: Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, Love and Hip Hop Atlanta

And what shenanigans it was?!?!?!? Everybody showed up for the therapy session and Joseph came in cool as a cucumber. They talked for a bit when Steebie wiped Joseline's nose lovingly....even the therapist went off. After that, they discussed the parameters of Steebie's relationships with these women. Apparently, Josie had no knowledge that Steebie and Mimi had moved back in. Upon that news, she went HAM on that head. It took the whole tv crew to peel her mannish behind off of him. I mean what else does Mimi need? I am currently researching vertebrae donation cuz I swear she needs a transplant right away! At least we finally saw some paws on this show. Take notes, Scrap.

Next week, there will be more ratch to tune in to....'Til then....chime in below.

xoxo, Christina Rose
(Photo Source: www.facebook.com)
(Photo Source: www.gossiponthis.com)

Mimi and Joseline, Were You Scared Straight? LOL!

(Photo source:   http://starcasm.net/archives/163829)

(Photo source:   http://media.mugshots.com/thumbs/gallery/images/1c/ca/Shenellica-Bettencourt-mugshot-12763323.png.400x800.jpg)

WELL!!  Looks like we have a cast of women used to having run-ins with the law!  Mimi (top center) was supposedly charged with battery in 2009.  I haven't found anything that states what Joseline's (bottom center) charges were.

Either way, I know why Joseline is not afraid of Stevie's threats to send her back to the strip club.  Obviously, she's seen worse!  Hahahahahaha!!

Apparently, You're Either Hot or You're Not...

Well, this was the episode where all trash was dumped or put out to be picked up. First, Joseline let STEEBIE know that she's moving on with her career and working with who she wants to work with.  She also reminded him that he can't stop having sex with her, even if he wanted to.  I mean, it's all up to him, right?  It's not as if she controls her own body or anything, right?  Hmmm....seems like she left the strip club, yet she forgot to leave the strip club mentality.

On to Rasheeda, she wants to leave her boo behind in hopes of reclaiming her never-claimed throne as the GA peach. However, he wants the Rasheeda who loved the double order of hash browns at Waffle House.  Now, really, Kurt?  That's why she can't progress with your stuck-in-the-past ass!  Any man who wants a woman with a Waffle House mentality is not fit to be a husband or manager.  Period!  I am all for her moving on to something else, even if it's modeling because y'all know girl is gorgeous!

As for Karlie,  I don't know what she sees in Benzino.  He looks like an ex-con version of the clock from "Beauty and the Beast." That's all.

Mimi and that sorry Stevie J song.....That was so pathetic!  Don't act like you have standards, Mimi!  We know that Stevie does what he does because you never had them before.  The only difference is now you can no longer distract yourself or delude yourself into thinking you're happy through spending his money.  I'm on to you and your alligator tears. This bitch cries too much!  And all of their scenes together are beyond scripted.  I'm over them.

What I'm still amazed by, however, is this Buckey/Scrappy "romance".  The teeth on Buckey (I refuse to call her Shay.) never cease to amaze me!  They are bucked so much that her entire mouth protrudes.  She honestly believes Scrappy is doing well by his daughter by not paying child support.  And he is listening to a girl that even Flavor Flav rejected.  And she likes when he's getting drunk like the washed up star he is?  Wow, I love when two losers love each other.  One less loser man for me to worry about in the world.

But y'all, K. Michelle's butt should be outlawed.  I'm sure when she goes to stores where glass items and china are present, the employees are praying she doesn't make any sudden movements/turns.  LOL! That date went well, though.  Let's hope she kept her ghetto ways in her purse throughout the date, all straight razors included.

Also, we found out Benzino knows Gaga's manager, Vincent. But, Karlie, never go to a meeting wearing an Hermes belt when you're begging someone to give you a chance.  At least look like you need a job!  That's what I hate about ATL: people can't seem to pause the frontin'!!  EVER!!

The rest of this episode was very blah to me.  So, here's something to cheer you guys up.  Here is Benzino when he was "hot":

Was Benzino hot, lukewarm, or simply cold?  Let us know what you think!  Personally, I think homie is freezing!  This is atrocious!  Hahahahahahahhahahaha!