Rashes, Ashes, & Rabbit Assness

Hey there, Blovies!! It's time for this week's wrap-up of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. There is much to discuss so without further ado.....

I'm gonna start with Karlie Redd and Joseline bonding activities. These two women have one thing in common....THIRST. The whole scene with them sharing love stories with Benzino and Steebie. Joseph called her fake and phony. Agreed....however, Jose was being fake and phony too.

Scrappy and Rasheeda's collabo is gonna succeed like ice in hell. That said, I can't get with Rasheeda fussing  at Scrap about his situation with Buckeey, but she didn't call Erica. Friends don't let friends walk around without the right information. We all know Erica thinks Scrap is just tripping about being in a serious relationship. She didn't know he was fooling around with Flavor Flav's sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, and fifths. Not cool at all, Sheeda. That's why your records flop continuously. Bad Karma. Meanwhile, she did report it to the ladies at her show with Scrap. Did anyone notice her duckfaced hubby was not present?? PS What the hell was Buckeey wearing?? The song Sheeda and Scrap made was your average....Rock it or Drop it??
My vote = DROP.

Sheeda's meeting with her hubby and Momma Flocka didn't go well at all. She is desperately trying to save her career, but you know what I say...it's DOA. However, where was Momma Flocka's passion when her illiterate ass son was learning his consonants and vowels? Case closed. *bangs gavel*

In other news, SARS poster boy Benzino and Karlie Redd are still hot and heavy. Man, their relationship heated up fast right?? Not as fast as those bacterium in Benny's bloodstream....but fast all the same. They are buying each other jewelry and declaring love. I mean, marriage?? Really? Hell, I'd rather be together for 20 years and be sure I want to be with you than 20 seconds and proposing. He is putting a spread about her in his little hip hop pamphlet. Speaking of which, his pamphlets are in stores all over nowhere anywhere. Get your copies NOW!! PS Zino shouldn't wear orange on screen. He looks like a clementine. The puzzle piece jewelry brought my lunch back. It wasn't fun.

Shouts out to K. Michelle for keeping it real with Erica about Scrappy's no good activities. I want friends like that. But, next week the sh*t hits the fan between K. and Rasheeda. We've all heard K. Michelle talk about how her old dude "beat my ass", but Sheeda says she knows him and he could not have done that. Who do you believe??

Finally, we reach Mimi, Joseph, and Steebie. Mimi and her brother, T. Pain, had a somber moment in which they poured their mother's ashes into Lake Lanier. She's been dead 9 years. No disrespect, but maybe you shoulda just kept mama on the fireplace. Hell, you waited until you got on a reality show to honor her?? Effing with me, she would've been mailed to the Scientologists. *shrug* How'd you like Steebie suggesting that everybody go to the therapy session? That dude has the balls of godzilla. And these ladies built them up themselves. I feel bad for poor Ariane. She has to listen to this crap all the time. I would divert Mimi elsewhere with her shenanigans.

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And what shenanigans it was?!?!?!? Everybody showed up for the therapy session and Joseph came in cool as a cucumber. They talked for a bit when Steebie wiped Joseline's nose lovingly....even the therapist went off. After that, they discussed the parameters of Steebie's relationships with these women. Apparently, Josie had no knowledge that Steebie and Mimi had moved back in. Upon that news, she went HAM on that head. It took the whole tv crew to peel her mannish behind off of him. I mean what else does Mimi need? I am currently researching vertebrae donation cuz I swear she needs a transplant right away! At least we finally saw some paws on this show. Take notes, Scrap.

Next week, there will be more ratch to tune in to....'Til then....chime in below.

xoxo, Christina Rose
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