Boxing Ring, Yes! Wedding Ring, No!

Hey bleeps! What's really good in the neighborhood? Things aren't looking so good in NYC this week on LAHH. These hoes are definitely whilin....Now's as good a time as any to catch up on what's been going on with the Burrow Queens this season.

 

 

Emily is probably the saddest story line right now. Sad as in pathetic. So far, we saw Kimbella get her butt kicked for admitting to a relationship with Fab while Ms. Em was pregs at her independence party. Then, she called her little friend Teairra Mari in for um, support, I guess. This heffa ain't left. Dontcha just hate when certain invited guests never know when to leave? Plus, T. Mari is an attractive one hit wonder so who's to say she ain't been up under Fab too. Now, after what like 2 weeks separated from Ol' Snaggle Toof, this hoe admits to everybody that she and Fab are dating again. C'mon now! What were we celebrating your independence from??? It's just not a good look if ya ask me.

 

 

Somaya. Have you seen her?? Tell me, have you seen her? Last time we saw her, her fly was unzipped in front a room full of people. Guess vH1 didn't care too tough for that, cuz mamacita is a'missing! We'll miss you, Amazonga!

 

 

 

Olivia has been whining and crying all season with her wimpy bug faced manager. Why the tears? Her career is in the crapper and forever will be. Now, she's blaming her mama for the demise of her future defunct music career. When she was younger, her mom called her a hoe and would write her letters expressing her disgust with who Liv hangs out with, wore today, etc. Boo hoo, gal! We all had effed up mamas and no good daddies. Hit us again with another excuse. Since Somaya's not around, Liv hasn't had much room to hate. But, she still managed to give terrible advice to Ms. Kimbella. We'll discuss that more in a minute.

 

 

 

Yandy is doing her thing on the show this season. I haven't quite made my mind up about her yet. On the one hand, she's this business woman handling her many clients and getting things done. I respect that. On the other, every time she brings a guest to someone's gathering Kimbella gets beat up/some ish pops off. I can't respect that. That comes off as a bit messy to me. I feel like Yandy knows these people won't get along but expects them to anyway. She and Chrissy have had at least one run in this season. I gotta say, I'm on team Yandy with this one. Chrissy is a jealous, attention whore for the most part. She wants from the world what she gets from Jimmy. Yandy doth not equal Jimmy....and the rest of us neither.

 

 

Chrissy has been looking crazy all season. She's been pretending like she doesn't know Jim has no desire to marry her. Why buy the cow when he been getting this heiffer for free? I agree with Jimmy that its stupid. Jimmy is like those people that been stealing cable for years and then clams up when the cable company insists on box. Thus far, he's lost the ring, purchased a new car, started a clothing line, and so on. This time around, Chrissy has recruited her aunt Cookie and uncle Ralph as a last ditch effort to get Jimmy to finally see the errors of his dodgy ways. Jimmy's convo with uncle Ralph exposed some things we didn't know about Chrissy's background. Turns out auntie Cookie asked uncle Ralph's hand in marriage too. So, as my colleague Ms. Lexi says, Chrissy comes from a long line of begging women. LOL! We'll get to see next week if it worked.

 

 

 

Finally, Ms. Kimbella stays getting beat up somewhere. Ugh! On the season premiere, Chrissy put a hurting on that blond head. Now, a new latin mami, Erica, came in 38 hot on Kimby. Apparently, Erica and Kimby were competition for modeling/video gigs in Miami. According to E, chicks like Kimbella do "stuff" for free which depreciates the value of these models and makes it hard for women looking for a paycheck to get one. Uh, for some reason, I just don't think Kimby or none of her model cohorts depreciate the value of video hoeing....its already pretty low level. Just an observation. Anyway, Erica approached Yandy for management/representation. So, Yandy decided to try to incorporate her into the LAHH circle. Needless to say, it didn't go well. After exchanging words on Kimby's hoe quotient and Juelz's indiscretions, Kimby threw wine glasses and the hair pulling fest ensued! It was a mess baby. And if that wasn't bad enough, Erica called the police to a fight she started. Yep, I've made my decision on her.....No Bueno.

 

 

 

Next week, I predict Jim Jones is gonna propose to Chrissy. This would be nice, except she already did that. Unless he planned a surprise wedding, this goes into the "Same Sh*t, Different Day" file. 'Til then.....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Real Drama for the Real Housewives, Again!!!

Hey Bleeples, welp, guess who's at it again?! You guessed it. Teresa and Joe Guidice just can't stay out of the spotlight...even if it is from the coppers!!! According to MSN's WonderWall, Joe has been indicted on fraud charges. See below...

 

 

 

"Joe Giudice, the husband of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" star Teresa Giudice, was indicted by a New Jersey grand jury on Tuesday on charges of fraudulently obtaining a driver's license, authorities told NorthJersey.com."

 

 

Apparently, Joe impersonated his own brother, Pietro. No surprise that Tre's little boo is in trouble again. I mean, how else does he pay for his very expensive wife and those damn flowers she puts on their little cupcakes, Gia, Gabriella, Milania, and Audriana. I know we're sure to see this on next season's already action packed RHONJ. Can't wait!! More updates as it happens.....Wanna read more about the Guidices' legal troubles click the link below.

 

 

'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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So, Here's The Deal.....

I DON'T LIKE THIS NEW HEFFA MARLO!! What is her problem? She just walked into the show and is claiming she's the "Atlanta elite", but we just met yo' ass! Calm down, bitch! She was silent during the past two episodes now she's just coming out with guns blazing. I guess I can't expect more from a woman with a CRIMINAL HISTORY who thinks God signs PAYCHECKS AND REFILLS BANK ACCOUNTS! C'mon, Marlo. That God answer might work with 60 year old women, but not with this target audience. We are just looking at you like a hoe that's gonna go to church every Sunday so she can start the week anew....with A NEW John. And did she really have to expose Kandi as a "Big Momma" when she's dating the purple thing from McDonald's?? Lame. I bet Marlo smells like coconut and shea butter. Yeah, that's the smell of ghetto, and I smell it when I see her on my TV screen. Since I caught that bitch's scent, expect me to write about her in the most negative way possible! LOL

This episode shed even more light on Sheree' insecurities. I think her anger at Phaedra comes from the fact that she's broke and is ignorant of the law, so she misconstrued Phaedra saying they would be fine as a way of saying the process would be easy. Like catching a baller, legal matters are a process, Sheree. I had to put that into words that gold-diggers could understand. Overall, I was glad Phaedra severed ties with Sheree and offered her names of lawyers she thinks would be good for her case. Give those lessons in class, Phaedra!

I am really confused as to how Bravo thinks Kim's new spinoff will be a success. I find that Kroy guy boring. Her kids are obviously jaded and looking for normalcy wherever they can find it. Kim's self-involved so much so that you wonder if she lives on this planet. And that house! OMG! It was awful! Donatella Versace would have even said "HELLL NAWWWW!" after seeing that shiteous decor!

Bottom line: Cynthia needs to leave Peter. He is killing that marriage just by being himself: an asshole. Who wants their wife to fail?? And when her event was a success, he left before it was over! Personally, I would not allow any man to treat me that way. Cynthia should pack up her stuff, ask for all the money back that she helped put into Uptown and Bar One, then take her ass back to NYC. That's where she wants to be, and I want her off TV. We would all win with you in the Big Apple, Cyn! LOL

THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT: CYNTHIA'S PARTY! That's where the previously mentioned Marlo drama took place. The events there were crazzzzyyyyyy and hilarious! First of all, Kim really was cringing when Kandi and Marlo were using the term "Big Poppa" to describe a man who is a sugar daddy. LOL! I think every season Kim wants us to reprogram ourselves and forget whatever the hell she did during a previous season. How dumb! How could we not remember Big Poppa?? Bitch, you made him a mystery man! That creates intrigue. If you don't want your life out there, DON'T TALK ABOUT. So, on that note, you know I died when Kim said "I heard she sleeps with wealthy men and they buy her things....who does that?" PURE COMEDY!!! Kim even left the party because they kept talking about Big Poppa! That's okay, Kim. We'll let you get mad for now, but when you start calling Poppa back after Kroy's money just ain't cuttin' it, you have to shut the hell up and own what you are (a gold-digging homewrecker) ON-AIR! That's the only way this viewer will forgive you and your convenient amnesia.

Until next Sunday!!!

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You've Been Served!!!

Hey fellow reality addicts!! How are my bleeples?? This week's rundown of the Real Housewives of Atlanta will be short since we have a bonus episode coming on December 13th! Happy Birthday, NeNe Leakes, and ME!!! But anyway...on to the foolishness....

 

 

 

The title of this epp is "Three Wigs & a Baby" in honor of the arrival of Kim & Kroy's little red bundle of joy, KJ. We spent time with the duo acting all corny as they prepared to bring him into the world. Let the angels sing...

 

 

 

Phaedra found herself in court again representing one of her esteemed clients....Dave the drug dealer. Dave was late, poorly dressed, and lying outta his big round brown. But, because Phaedra is such a legal force (and brown noser) the judge showed leniency to Dave for possession of illegal substances and non-regulation tint on his pimp mobile. After court adjourned, Phaedra escorted her client to his car where he paid her in cash in the parking lot. Professional!!! Little girls could learn a thing or two from ATL's #1 Southern Belle.

 

 

 

NeNe and her sidekick, Cynthia Bailey-Thomas, skipped off to NYC for some business ventures. But, not before Mr. Thomas made sure to remind Cynthia that she can't be playing around up there with NeNe. He asserted to her to make that money. I'm believing more and more that he ain't into Cynt. He just wants her ends. We got to go down memory lane with Russell Simmons who admitted to dating Cynthia years ago. I don't know about y'all, but she don't seem like his type to me. *shrug* We also got to see NeNe's "business" date with a new gentleman she met through Donald Trump. I can't remember the guy's name. He isn't important because NeNe is clearly dating Peter. POW!!! It's a shame though because he bought her red bottoms and got Pavarotti's kid brother to sing her moose like arse a concerto.

 

 

 

Kandi's setting her mom up on a senior citizens version of match.com. Other than Mrs. Joyce being squeezed into that body magic, it was less than interesting....

 

 

 

She by Sheree's behind is still wrapped up on legal foolery with the Abominable Black Man aka Bob. She has asked every woman on the show, her mama, and the lady at the grocery store if she should put Bob in jail until he pays....their response?? HELL YES, dummy! It wasn't until Sheree's mom explained that she too had to take Sheree's dad to court for him to pay that she began to understand that it must be done. We even heard lil stories about how Sheree's no good daddy never bought her the Speak N' Spell she asked for....Here's a question: how come Sheree's mom never bought it? You knew the damn girl wanted it?! I'm just saying. On this week's bonus epp, we get to see why we shouldn't underestimate Bob or his pet eyeball. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose

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"Celebrity Apprentice" Might Be Getting GANGSTA!

This new season of "Celebrity Apprentice" is going to be nothing short of entertaining! The show has added two no-nonsense, Italian spitfires: Teresa Giudice and Victoria Gotti! OH, WAIT! It gets better! The two are rumored to have gotten into some sort of altercation while filming. On Wendy Williams' show last week, Victoria Gotti was very cryptic and refused to say if the cast member she had issues with was Teresa Giudice, but she didn't deny it either. In fact, she said that the person she had problems with was someone she thought she would have gotten along with. Wonder who that could be! *eye roll* She didn't stop there. Gotti went on to say that the altercation/argument/conflict that she had with a certain fellow cast member would put the Star Jones-NeNe Leakes argument to shame.

I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS!! If it is Teresa that Gotti is beefing with on the show, I wonder what Teresa told Juicy Joe..."Honey, I'm so nice! I just said hello and she flipped!" *Teresa voice* Hahahaha!

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HOTlanta=HOT MESS!!

I am in awe of this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta"! This is ridiculous! Cynthia can't read. Kandi is crying every two seconds. Peter is broke and letting his wife support him. But most of all, where did all of those ugly ass men come from? Charles Grant and Bob Whitfield look like big ass, overgrown, deformed crack babies! Is Bob cock-eyed?? Why are Charles' braids running from his forehead?? Inquiring minds wanna know!

I just had to put that out there before I actually discussed the show...lol....

First of all, Cynthia should never do anything related to public speaking! I completely understand where Phaedra was coming from when she said that. But at the event, did anyone peep how the guests were taken aback at the sight of Lawrence when he strolled in?! LMFAO!!

Sheree and Bob. There aren't enough words! Why is he so damn ugly?! She cannot say she didn't marry him for money. She dealt with ugly and thought her kids were her "insurance policy", but now she can't even get child support. Talk about wasting years of your life! LOL

Overall, I thought this episode was really boring, so let me get straight to the Charles Grant and NeNe rumored affair. It's obvious nothing happened between them. NeNe treats him like a woman who is scorned because she got rejected. So, I don't believe they were together. HOWEVER, she and Peter might have been together! LMAO! I'm not comfortable with their relationship. Cynthia better watch her man. Back to Charles: I find him to be an instigator. I don't understand why he would even care if NeNe greeted him or anyone else. Then, the fact that he pointed that out to everyone means he was trying to increase the tension in the room. I don't like when men act like little schoolgirls.

Highlight of the show: seeing that Peter's bar is in the ghetto and looks like a tacky living room at someone's house! LOL! He needed $40,000 for that mess of a space?! Those couches looked very Ikea, and I'm sure the rich people of Atlanta are not coming to a club on the wrong side of downtown. Stop reaching, Peter. Just sell beef patties on the side of the road. LMAO!

Anyway, guys, I'm sure I'll have more to say in my next post. Until then, get your child support and take cakes to everyone you've wronged! : D

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Groupies and Girlfriends...Now, What Exactly Is the Difference In the Hip Hop world?

Well, well, well! The foolery gets worse, but thank the TV gods for it!

Let me begin by saying that as this show goes on, I dislike Chrissy more and more! What is she doing with her life besides worrying about what Jim is doing and pondering who she can fight next?? SHE'S SO POINTLESS! Somaya has a hustle. Olivia is working TO GET a hustle. Kimbella just shot a magazine cover. Yandy is a successful manager. Hell, even Emily does something. AND MAMA JONES IS HUSTLING AS WELL!!! I'm starting to think Chrissy is where she is in life, husbandless and careerless, because her priorities are all fucked up! It's beyond obvious that she is chasing a meal ticket with Jim, and she's probably been chasing "free rides" for a lonnnngggg time. Plus, she can't believe she can do Yandy's job! To manage, she would have to leave Jim's side. Bottom line: Chrissy, you have no class! If you went on this show to show the world how you are in your mid-30s and still try to get your 35 year-old man to "goon" for you every time someone does you wrong, you've succeeded.....but you look like JACKASS and are making him look like one as well. Turn down the ghetto, you freaking rat!

The Emily and Kimbella meeting was really hilarious! Kimbella, as much as I don't like her, is better than me! I would not still be apologizing to Emily. At least she's trying to make the situation better. Did anyone see how Emily was talking to her while standing behind her car door?? LMFAO! Emily had so much to say at Kimbella's party, but now she's making sure she has a car door between them so that she can jump in her car if it gets too real! LAME!

Also, I want Olivia to stop chasing deals. There's no way in hell that she could be an independent artist, either. So, she really just needs to give up on music and get that 9-5 Rich was referring to. Plus, who wants to be a recording artist but can't take criticism? That Wayne guy was trying to tell her that she needed to improve her image and be realistic about her chances of getting a deal, but that bitch took it negatively! Sidenote: Is anyone else noticing that she's still running around getting rejected, but Somaya has an investor?? I noticed.

And why is Jim Jones on TV crying so much?! I know he is not getting that worked up over that useless ass woman that he's with. His mom was wrong for the song, but I think Jim needs to ask Chrissy to apologize to her too. I find it hard to believe that they've been in a relationship that long, yet Chrissy and his mom can't get along because of one party's doing. It has to have been both of them for this crap to get to where it is today. Oh, and Mama Jones, please spell correctly!! PSYCHOTIC!

AND CAN I JUST SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE TEAIRRA MARI?!!? She's great! Can she join the cast?? She's been the only voice of reason in terms of the Emily/Kimbella situation.

AND JIM AND CHRISSY'S AWKWARD ASS DATE! Why was his back to her the whole time, except for that kiss? Oh, yes, he's so faithful! *eye roll*

HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT: KIMBELLA'S HAIR CATCHING ON FIRE! ROTFLMAO!!!! She's so ditzy! She couldn't even react to her hair being on fire! Ahahahahahahahaha!

Can't wait for next week!!

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Teen Mom vs. the Kardashian Klan

Hey Bleeples!! You know I love to keep you up on the foolishness....the latest in the reality world is the Twitter battle between Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham and Kourtney Kardashian as reported by the Wonderwall on MSN. Farrah expressed disappointment in Kourtney's choice to get pregnant again. Her tweet??

 

 

"I'm shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from 'Teen Mom'?" Abraham, single mom to 2-year-old Sophia, oddly seethed in a Friday post on the microblogging site. "Maybe it's a fake pregnancy like Kim's wedding. SAD."

 

 

Does Farrah know Kourtney's not a teen?? Secondly, does Farrah also know that she couldn't last one round with Khloe?? I mean, honestly. If you've ever read previous posts on Reality, For Real! you know that I don't care for Farrah anyway. She is a definite contender for dumbest Teen Mom right up there with Jenelle, Amber, and Chelsea. It's a little late for advice now, but y'all know me. I'd suggest Farrah sit this one out.

 

 

Farrah went on to say that it doesn't matter your age or your financial background, and stated that those are the reasons for the double standards in this world. I would like to know exactly when Farrah thinks someone should become a mom and exactly what socioeconomic status she thinks they should be in. This girl need psychiatric help. If nothing else, just because she shows very, very poor judgement.

 

 

For more on this, check out the WonderWall on MSN.com via this link http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/farrah-abraham-from-teen-mom-shocked-by-kourtney-kardashians-second-pregnancy-1655999.story?ocid=answw11

Weigh in, bleeps. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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RHOA's Gone riDICulous!

What's good, bleeples?! In case you missed the latest episode of RHOA, I'm here to fill you in on all the gory, yes, gory details....

 

 

 

We'll begin with Papa Smurf aka Peter, who seems to have a really big chip on his shoulder this season. Cynthia decided that he and her sister, Mal, should discuss the incident at the wedding last season. Mal and their mom tried to withhold the marriage certificate at the ceremony to prevent the marriage from even happening. Watching Peter this season, I can totally see why. Peter is angry, broke, and selfish. Those are not the makings of a successful relationship. However, clearly the marriage did happen, but Peter is still mad. They went back and forth for awhile, but Cynthia came back and broke up the fight after she felt Mal had been abused enough.

It's Kandi's birthday, again. And in true Kandi Koated fashion, the ex-Xscape member is planning a Dirty Thirty party (even though, she's dirty thirty-FIVE). She, Phaedra, and Sheree met up and a nice outside venue to scope out the scene. They compared donkey booties and booked the venue! Phaedra mentioned to Sheree that she'd be bringing a nice surprise for Kandi's birthday present. More on that later...

 

 

 

Meanwhile, in Sheree's world, she is still building on Chateau Sheree. I swear I gotta figure out how to get that HUD hookup cuz Sheree has absolutely no monies. She and Phaedra took a trip to the job site because Sheree had expressed some concerns with her contractor and if he is completing the job in a timely manner. It's great to have a lawyer friend come out and threaten your hired help so conveniently!!

 

 

 

We got to share some time with NeNe. Derek J, NeNe, and Kandi went shoe shopping together. Derek and Kandi even showed up wearing almost exactly the same shoes.....They laughed and discussed style tips, but they also discussed Kim's baby shower. NeNe expressed to Kandi that she isn't surprised that she and Kim aren't really friends anymore. NeNe thinks that Kim was just out for a profit while Kandi was looking for a friend. NeNe also judged the fact that Kim is having a 3rd baby by a different father from her other kids. Wait!!!! Aren't both of NeNe's kids by different men?? She is notorious for judging people even though she is guilty of the same things. Pot meet kettle. Sit down, NeNe!!

 

 

 

We finally made it to Kandi's Dirty Thirty party which definitely did not disappoint. Mama Joyce, Lawrence, Derek J, all the housewives, and a slew of other important people showed up. It was like Europe vs. North America with NeNe ignoring Sheree and Phaedra the whole night, but the ladies had fun anyway. Lawrence showed up looking like Mr. T gone drag and livened up the party. Finally, Phaedra's suprise birthday gift was revealed. And boy was it riDICulous! No, literally. Ridiculous is a popular male exotic dancer who has the extraordinarily weird ability to pleasure himself. He shook and gyrated all over the birthday party, but it wasn't until he placed his johnson in his mouth in front of the crowd that things got crazy. Mama Joyce huffed and puffed all up in through the place and then all the way home. Many of Kandi's guests were disgusted and left including NeNe and Cynthia. Now, Cynthia I get. But again, NeNe is an ex-stripper so why is she spouting off how she can't stand them?? I wouldn't want to see a man do that either and I'm pretty sure that's a manlaw violation to put your own privates in your mouth, but I digress.

 

 

 

Next episode, we get to meet the newest housewife, Marlo, and hear about the drama already a'brewing between her and NeNe. 'Til then.....

 

 

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Hot Mess of the Week: LAHH's Olivia Longott

Come one, come all to see the greatest hater on Earth! Love & Hip Hop's Olivia Longott ain't mincing no words this season. Her target of choice? Somaya "Boss" Reece. These ladies have been baby beefing (fighting a lil' bit) since the 1st season of vH1's hit show. As we all know, Somaya is an up and comer in the hip hop game while Olivia is a self-proclaimed veteran. Olivia has worked with the likes of Clive Davis and 50 Cent. And, she makes sure to remind us of it repeatedly. After Somaya's rant on a popular hip hop website about making Olivia "relevant again", Olivia has not been able to stomach Somaya.

 

 

 

On this week's episode of LAHH, Somaya and Olivia met up. Somaya attempted to squash any of the drama between them. While discussing Somaya's recent talent showcase, Olivia expressed that she thinks Somaya is talentless and shouldn't be in the music biz at all. She also says that she and Somaya shouldn't even be mentioned in the same sentence because they are on two completely different levels. And, what would your level be Olivia? I'm gonna go with Loser for 200, Alex. Is this chick serious? Fact: Olivia has had at least 3 separate record deals. If I have my information correct, 50 cent and G-Unit are still relatively big names in hip hop. Clive Davis dropped her. 50 dropped her. Hell, even her parents dropped her from their house (where she's been living the past couple years). I agree with Olivia. She and Somaya are not on the same level. At least Somaya still has a chance in hell. Been watching American Idol lately? Talentless people win. I'm just saying. Furthermore, Somaya as flighty as she is, has a shoe line and made Olivia a personalized pair of shoes (see above). Do you know Olivia STILL didn't appreciate them? WTF does she want Somaya to do? She can't make Jive Records pay you boo boo. Just squash this ish so we can all get along and make Martin Luther King, Jr., Rodney King, and baby Jesus happy. Wanna hear more of Olivia's hateration? Check out this link and get it from the horse or whatever...http://blog.vh1.com/2011-11-29/olivia-defends-her-opinion-of-somaya-in-her-recap-of-love-and-hip-hop-episode-3/.

 

 

 

Til next time bleeps....

 

 

 

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Basketball Wives LA Season Summary

Hi, bleeps!! I haven't been commenting much lately on the Bball jumpoffs. But, since the season is ended and the reunion show is a blah fest, I thought now is as good a time as any! This season has been chock full of foolery with Jackie being at the front of the line!! So, let's discuss shall we...

First off, I'd like to mention what a nice surprise it was to have Mrs. Kimsha show up at the end....as if Shaunie n'em wanted to place her in there for good measure. Who do you think you foolin' vH1? I call this one a major FAIL. We all know y'all kicked both her and Strange' out cuz they weren't bringing the foolishness. Please don't insult our intelligence.

 

 

The only reason Kimsha was even around is to display the sad, sad fact that Jackie has talked herself right outta some friends. The fact that she is clammoring for Kimsha's friendship is even lower on the pathetic scale. Have some damn dignity please?!

 

 

I am so glad these women finally figured out what I've been blogging all season...Jackie is a psychopathic, crazy lunatic. Yes, all that. That whole Hawaii scene with the ladies arguing back and forth was proof positive that Jackie has been the culprit behind all the mess spread amongst the ladies. I am the happiest about Draya finally finding some kind of voice to stand amongst these chicks and not just let them bully her. A jumpoff is just as important as an almost wife and Draya ain't gonna let them forget it.

"What was that scene at the restaurant?", you wondered. I'll tell you. It was Jackie's first attempt at acting big and bad. She'd like us all to think she is queen bee and running things. However, the other girls had something totally different in mind. Malaysia established point blank that she was gonna harness her inner "souther-Inn" belle on that hoe! iDied!! Needless to say, their conversation ended badly.

Now, the reunion has been snooze-worthy and the only thing I'm still tuning in for is to continue my season long laugh at Tackie Jackie. We're taking bets on whether or not Strange' or Kimsha will be there. Takers?? 'Til next season....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Chrissy, Do You Have Something You'd Like to Share With The Class?

Okay. This show has taken "hoodrattery" to a new level! Chrissy really went to Jim like she was justified in what she did! And then she changed the story a little! Kimbella said she had DATED Fab, not f***ed him! Don't try to make yourself look better for your man because we see how much he cares. He didn't even remember what you said at the end of that conversation. Wow, what a winner you have, Chrissy! LOL

Oh, and Somaya must have been offended when Chrissy cracked on her teeth! She took the cameras with her to the dentist! Show the world your new teeth, girl! LOL! But does she really think she's somewhere between Selena and Gwen Stefani when it comes to her music?? OMG! Can someone bring her down to earth.....QUICKLY?

I love how Kimbella met with Yandy (Lispy Yandy) to plead her case and insinuate that this punch from Chrissy is going to cause problems. Girl, you are a jumpoff who happened to get pregnant. Don't act like you're some dignified high school sweetheart! More than anything, don't feed into her, Yandy. Any chick in a dress that short and chooses to wear no underwear is just a hoe! End of story. Kimbella=HOE! No way around it!

Yandy's second lunch was hilarious and pointless, too. All of the girls did seem brainwashed by Chrissy. Frankly, I think they all just don't want to say the obvious: that Chrissy is probably afraid some Kimbella-type will tell her something like that about Jimmy or it's already happened. And Olivia had gotten boojie because she's not in her mom's house anymore! LMAO! Saying that she's trying to be more than Somaya so she can't go to her show is truly mean. Just go and laugh at it later if you must. Somaya is trying to make things right! Give her a chance! You should know what it's like to be an outsider because you're running around New York begging for record deals. I think it's jealousy....Somaya has had two performances (one during the first season, one during this season), but all Olivia has had is that showcase that obviously failed since she's still searching for a deal. Womp womp.

But last night's kicker was Emily listening to Chrissy's love advice. Really? Chrissy is the chick who proposed to her BF, but he lost the ring. Her advice should be the last advice someone should seek.

Granted, Somaya's performance sucked and should not have ended this week's episode. Plus, Chrissy, of course all Yandy thinks about are checks! She's a manager! Chrissy is just angry and bitter this season, so I'm going to need her to take some boxing classes instead of trying to start pointless arguments and fighting fights that aren't hers.

Oh, well! More from me next week, loves!

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Peter, Do You Want To Be A Housewife?

First of all, do all of these Housewives have side hustles? Because I can't figure out how Sheree and Kim can afford these houses they are building/moving into. Sheree needed a ballroom. Sheree, that is not a room where BALLERS will come to try to wife you up. I think I needed to clarify that since she doesn't read books...but wants a library in her home. Sheree is always doing something crazy that never comes through, and this is one of those things I bet. Remember She by Sheree? Have we heard anything about it? EXACTLY!!

Now, on to Phaedra and Apollo's drama. Apollo got pulled over by the cops. BIG DEAL! If he didn't have drugs in the car or something else that's illegal, this would not have been a huge issue. I'm still confused about how to feel about him. If he was in jail for a white collar crime, why is he being treated like Rodney King?! Whatever! And if your wife is an attorney, all pride aside, you better call her! And why would him saying "I'm at work" be a sufficient answer to Phaedra because she doesn't seem to understand what he does for a living. Hey, if they like it, I guess I'm forced to love it!

Cynthia. Cynthia. What is your purpose? Obviously everything around you is telling you that you don't need to have Peter in your life! Your family hates him, when he's around your ex we see how inferior Peter is, and Peter seems to have no regard for your family or feelings! Plus, what happened to boundaries?! Why are they discussing their finances, love life, and future business ventures with Cynthia's ex? Leon should be coming to the door to say hello and to pick up his daughter. Nothing else.

And Kim and this pregnancy is the most annoying thing! She's just as over-the-top as she accused Phaedra of being. Why are you always acting like you need a drink so bad? ENJOY YOUR PREGNANCY! Another self-absorbed mother has been added to the ranks!

Now, NeNe. I get that she cares about how her son feels about her and his father being separated. But does the boy really need Louis Vuitton luggage? Also, she shouldn't be telling Gregg that Brent feels he is boring when he's at his home. If she was gonna do that, she could have said it more eloquently than "He say you be boring!" Thanks for that ebonics explanation, LaQuisha! Geez!

Now, for my second favorite part of the episode, Phaedra and Kandi's shopping for Kim's baby shower. I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed hearing Phaedra call Peter "the old man in the shoe", "Papa Smirf", and saying she didn't tell him to sleep with everybody. I agree with Phaedra. Peter cannot expect women to think it's so great for him to have that many kids by that many different women. Plus, he isn't a clean man: he's dirty as hell! Saying all of that stuff in that interview was a punk, dirty move! Mr. "I'm A Real Man" should have said this stuff to their faces! On top of that, I have to say he can't be Uncle Ben, Phaedra, Uncle Ben seems nice! Hahahaha!

That baby shower was too extravagant for words, though. I understand a new life is coming into the world, but celebrating in a place probably used for galas is extreme! I agree that she probably took a page out of Phaedra's book, minus the ballerinas. Oh, and Kim, Kandi hasn't spoken to you in forever because you messed with her money! I don't know what world Kim lives in, but in the real world cheating someone out of money for work they did is not acceptable. Kim thinks she's above the rules. WRONG, SWEETIE!! Speaking of Sweetie, I'm glad she got to enjoy the event like someone with dignity, not like the woman Kim treats like a servant. Well, I'm hoping she did because we didn't really get to see that. LOL

MY FAVORITE MOMENT OF THE EPISODE: The fight between Apollo and Peter. I don't know what makes Peter think he can talk crazy to a man that just left the slammer. Umm, sit your behind down and shut up. Truthfully, Peter deserved what he got. You don't yell at a woman when her husband is present! You're asking for a confrontation! Then to bring up the fact that he's been incarcerated is insane! That's something you say when you're ready to throw a punch next. LOL! Also, why would he say Sheree isn't cute? Worry about your own wife! She's the one who walked the runway last year with cellulite EVERYWHERE!

Btw, let me state for the record that I do not trust Kroy. Who the hell is from Montana?? You never hear anyone say they are from there, visit there, have family there, etc. At least I haven't! Saying he's from there makes me think it is something he's possibly saying so he can start a new life or probably front in some way. We've all heard of Don Draper. If you haven't, google him. LOL! And you mean to tell me he just fell in love with superficial Kim with two kids by two different men?? No. Something is wrong with that picture completely. I don't know any 25 year old man that would wanna play Daddy for 2 children he just practically met. It's noble, but c'mon! It's something mostly made for movies. I have a feeling this might be his first relationship, too, so he's just going with the flow. I think that'll come to an end shortly. I give that marriage 6 months, or at least as long as it takes them to get paid for one season of that spinoff she supposedly got.

Anyway, see you Sunday!!! : )

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Hot Mess of the Week: Bob (The Asshole) Whitfield

Okay, so a new feature that Christina and myself will be starting is naming a reality star as that week's hot mess! This will be funny and amazing, like we try to make the rest of our blog! So, here's our first ever hot mess: BOB WHITFIELD, ex-husband of Sheree' Whitfield.

Now, the reason I have named Bob as this week's hot mess is quite easy to understand if you watch "Real Housewives of Atlanta". The man is a borderline deadbeat dad! Granted, I won't pretend to know the ins and outs of anyone's marriage, former relationship, etc. But whatever problem he has with Sheree is beside the point. Bob is an ASSHOLE because he's a professional football player and his EX-WIFE is having to take his son, A FOOTBALL PLAYER, to buy football cleats. I think that is appalling! Bob, obviously your son wants to follow in your footsteps and respects you. The least your sorry ass could do is show up to buy him equipment for the sport you've made a living from and should be guiding your son in as he progresses as an athlete. Also, if you are going to try to act like you are a good father, please at least shop with your kids (and make sure it's televised in order to plead your case because right now you need to improve your image) since your wife is already taking you to court over child support. The problem with Bob possibly attempting to deny the allegation that he hasn't paid child support is that if that were the case, it wouldn't have even made it to court. In order for a child support case to exist, as I understand, something has to be wrong. There has to be a lack of payment, failure to pay the amount ordered by the court, or a habitual pattern of making late payments. All of which still manage to make Bob look like what? AN ASSHOLE!!!! So, Bob, I heard that Wendy Williams has accused you of being a sorry excuse for a father, too. But my criticism is coming to you from a personal place. My father is a deadbeat, and there's nothing more embarrassing than a deadbeat who DOESN'T have to be one! Pay your child support! Better yet, pay your child support AND support your children emotionally and thoroughly in all of their endeavors. Hurry up, or they'll be too old to care about you. It happens all the time. Hell, it's happened with me and my father!

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I See The Hip Hop, But Where's The Love?!

Let me start by saying that I never intended to start liking this show. I can't even say now that I like it, but the buzz surrounding it made me tune in for season 2.

I'm gonna start by discussing Chrissy. HOW DELUSIONAL IS THIS CHICK?! I have never heard of a man losing an engagement ring! First of all, I've never heard of a man with an engagement ring, but if he has one then losing it like Jim Jones did is unacceptable. Plus, Chrissy, that's a message he's sending you: he doesn't want to get married! This chick is stuck on wanting to be Jim Jones' wife, a title that I'm sure is undesirable. I think she's thinking of marrying him as if it were the Olympics. In other words, she's going for the gold and winning means she's the best jumpoff in history! Well, you go, Chrissy! DREAM BIG....it doesn't even cost you a diamond to do that! LOL!

Olivia, why??? Why is she on the show??? No one is her man! She's not trying to rap! She's just there! Just because she was the least known member of G-Unit a few years ago doesn't mean she's earned the right to force herself upon us via television! I feel assaulted. VH1, stop it!

Now, Somaya and Emily...I don't know when this friendship started, but I don't diss anything that gives me ammo for my blog posts! LOL! Ammunition given to me by this episode: how unclassy it was for Somaya and Emily to be walking around the liquor store on a show about hip hop. LMAO! Stereotype much?? On any other VH1 show or network, the women would have been at the mall or the grocery store. Leave it to these hood heffas to have a stroll down the Ciroc aisle!

Oh, and Kimbella! Kimbella? That sounds like the name of a friend Shenehneh from "Martin" would have had. And Kimbella comes with fucked up weave and exaggerated speech and movements. "I'm Kimbella....the girl of.....and.....I like....." SHUT UP!!!!!! She's a joke! Juelz's stock plummeted by her exposing herself as his girl AND the mother of his child! Gross! Just gross.

And as for how pathetic Emily is, we see that at the end of the episode. Kimbella says she's slept with Emily's man. Emily sits in silence and then begins to recite and compare timelines with Kimbella. We find out she was pregnant when Fabolous was dating Kimbella. HMM...so you would think that Emily got mad, right? No. HERE COMES CHRISSY TO DELIVER AN ASS-KICKING THAT SHE SHOULDN'T BE GIVING! I don't know what's worse, the fact that Emily can't defend herself or that Chrissy is so dedicated to fighting/exhibiting her hoodrat tendencies. Either way, Kimbella got her a$$ handed to her! Whatever, though. I'm just ready for next week's episode.

BUT....TONIGHT'S STAR: MAMA JONES!!! That woman is such a former crackhead, but it is beyond hilarious to me! She really went in the studio and made a diss rap about Chrissy AND sent it to a webstie, a la Robert "Granddad" Freeman from "The Boondocks" LMFAO!! Look, Mama Jones can make as much music as she wants, but the guy taping her is going to hell. LOL! He should be arrested for taking advantage of someone with issues. He's just as bad as the people that were recording fights between homeless people a few years ago. LMAO!

Thoughts, people?? I'm in new territory here!

P.S. The pic above is a screenshot of Chrissy giving Kimbella that beatdown!

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Kongratulations, Kim & Kroy Biermann!

According to USweekly.com, Atlanta Falcon Kroy Biermann and Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak tied the knot Nov 11th at 4:30pm at their home. They were joined by Kim’s children Brielle, 14, and Ariana, 9, from Kim’s previous relationships and their 5 month old son, Kroy Jagger Jr.

We should all skip and jump in happiness! I love how her foofy dress just captures the essence of their fantastically tacky love affair! Reality, For Real! is taking bets on how long this sham lasts. 72 days anyone?!?!

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Don't Be Tardy for This Party!!!

Hey bleeples! It's been a minute since I got a chance to get at ya, but here I am so here we GO!! The Real Housewives of Atlanta is back on our screens delivering laughs and coonery all around....

Last week, we buried NeNe Leakes' gangsta after that crying scene she subjected us all to. No, she wasn't crying cuz her gangsta was dead, but because Sheree fronted her on a money situation. And no, Phaedra did not handle the ceremony. We just poured one for our homie. We'll miss you, gangsta. This week, NeNe, Kandi, and Cynthia took their talents down to South Beach for a girls' getaway.....Of course, its only fitting that they be visiting during Lesbian Pride weekend. In addition to getting hit on by the lady pond-ers, they also went hunting for retail. You know, NeNe's rich na! Oh you didn't. Well, if ya don't know, now ya know. She deposits Trump checks. Though, it did cross my mind that NeNe quit The Apprentice, and I thought those checks went to charity. I'll just have to kanye shrug that one off. Cynthia rode the NeNe train all the way in and out, while Kandi showed off her DONK! Take that Nicki Minaj.

Sheree and her son, Kairo, went shopping and spent time together. We found out about Ms. She by Sheree...that she used to be shy, that her ex-hubby still ain't paid those 7 figures, and a few other tidbits. She also shared that her ex doesn't spend anytime with the kids or help out in any way. Join the club, Sheree. Every other kid in America's got that story to tell.

It's Kim's birthday. You know her very vacant boo, Kroy, did it big in celebration. From the iced out bracelet to the 5-star meal to the no expenses spared birthday bash in the kitchen, that monkey did it big. I loved it!! Sweetie's been doing some things too. Keep in mind, I am a full-fledged card carrying member of the FREE SWEETIE campaign, but I think she's gone hollywood. Nobody that looks like Sweetie should ever wear powder pink lipstick. I mean, not even with a gun to her head. I digress. I enjoyed watching Kim NOT singing and enjoying her big, fantastic life with her gate-mouthed, awkward kids and her potato chip brained boo. I also loved when Kim cracked on NeNe saying "She ate her teeth". I'm sure NeNe enjoyed being the topic of conversation at your birthday too, Kim. That's prolly why NeNe tweeted that she was your birthday gift since you couldn't stop yacking about her. Straight from the horse's mouth!!

Phaedra and Mr. Willie Watkins graced us with their Funeral Foddery. Does it really get classier than an ice cream truck hurse?? Really?? No, it doesn't. Phaedra's mentor looks like he smells of collard greens and cornbread. His pockets fat, but his top hat FATTER. Phaedra really seems to be serious about this funeral home biz, she even fake consulted her convict hubby about it. He didn't seem to happy about it, but hey he needs a job and aint nobody else gonna give it to him. He needs to get used to the whole Six Feet Under idea. I'm just saying.

Next week, Apollo (convict boo) and Peter (RunTelDat) will be getting into an argument at Kim's baby shower. I might be old-fashioned, but it's kind of a man law violation to be fighting another dude at a baby shower. It's questionable that you're there to begin with. Weigh in, bleeps. I love to hear what you think?! Til' next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Flipp-ie Flopp-ie Jack-ie Christ-ie....

Well, ladies and bleepleman, here we are again with more Basketball Wives LA foolery!! This week we got to see Jackie continue to show us why she is the People's Champ candidate among the crazies.

Laura is still on the chopping block by most of the ladies. IDKY they are all over her...most of the things Jackie claims Laura said about her are either true or we've never seen the camera catch her say it. The ladies attended some events for Glo and Matt's cancer charity golfing event. Of course, no event is safe when the Basketball Blows are involved. Jackie, Imani, and Draya roasted Miss Piggy (Laura) at the pre-golf tourney mixer 'til she got there. Then, they switched it to fake mode. I hate these bishes sometimes. I need Tami Roman around. She would never put up with this tomfoolery. Jackie ain't nowhere close. Sorry, BBWLA. After a little while faking it, Jackie finally said to Laura in a roundabout way that she was displeased with the things she had been saying about her....from the fat comment to well....the fat comment. Laura apologized and they swore allegiance to each other once again.

Jackie later talked about Laura over and over again with Imani, Malaysia, and any other sap who would listen. She re-angered herself and didn't even bother to tell Laura she was re-mad. The nerve!!! At the actual golf tournament, the ladies switched on Gloria as much as they did Laura. Guess she's guilty by association. There was clear discord as the ladies shot balls at each other's heads. It's not much of a stretch but nonetheless. Both Glo and Piggy noticed the tension but put on a good front for the public. This is a skill only the messiest and cattiest of females can accomplish successfully. Watch and learn.

Glo and Laura talked things over, and both claim that they don't care about whatever these ladies are mad at and are going to move on. Meanwhile, the time came for the charity closing banquet. There tensions mounted as Imani tried to play down her anger toward Laura and say she'll handle it at a more appropriate time. By this, she means when Jackie ain't around instigating. That little muskrat would put babies in the ring together. (If you can't tell by now, I really don't care for Jackie. And, I especially deplore her ponytail.) Thankfully, the events went over without a hitch. Cancer is saved!!!

However, I love how all of this episode Gloria played wifey to her boo, Matt. Reportedly, they are on the outs for real this time....and for good. According to Essence magazine, they are more than dun-zo. What a shame?! I was so looking forward to their December 51st nuptuals. It was going to be a sight to see! But, all that smack Glo been talking all season about throwing Matt the deuces had an adverse effect. I think she thought it would solidify her spot as the only woman he'd ever really want to marry...Instead, it made him chuck deuce his damn self. Whoops! I heard he even tweeted someone who said that if Matt didn't want her he'd take her...Matt's reply "you can HAVE her!". Black love.

vH1 is already advertising the reunion show...for me, that's not a good sign. They want us to know its gonna get majorly ghetto, but there are 3 episodes left. Let us decide that vH1 instead of deciding that we think your show pales in comparison to the original. Anyway, Jackie is gearing up to piss everybody off...can't wait for that. 'Til then......

PS did anybody else note that "I'm a bad bitch" comment Jackie made?? She should check her sources. Ok, bye!

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Caroline, I Know You're Still Scratching!

Well....our time with the ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" has come to an end. : (

But if this second part of the reunion taught me anything it's that Bravo better be prepared to pay Teresa more money because she is BRINGING THEM VIEWERS LIKE MAD!!! Actually, Teresa has been the star all along. I still believe her table-flip is the main reason all of them are still relevant! Teresa just BROUGHT IT! She was calling everyone out, making herself look dumbER, and making us laugh in the process. AMAZING!!

First, Caroline needs to stop thinking Teresa is the reason for her losing a relationship with Dina. Dina denied it on her own blog (which can be found on her website), and if someone can break into Caroline's "made of steel" family then they need to check their locks! Seems to me that if someone can break a relationship you have with a sibling, your family isn't "thick as thieves" like she claimed during season one. And what's up with Caroline talking about Teresa's behavior?! Last I checked, Emily Post wouldn't find it too classy to throw someone out of another person's house regardless of whether it was warranted! LMAO! Caroline is a huge joke. And bish, that "apartment" upstairs sounds like somewhere Albert would hold the meetings of the five families. ROTFLMAO!!! Who is so tired they can't drive 8 miles home to their WIFE and CHILDREN?!

AND SCREW ASHLEY AND JACQUELINE! I liked Jacqueline before, but she can kick rocks now! Why are they still talking about her on the reunion when she refused to come?? And why is Jacqueline all over Twitter commenting on the reunion show?? If you didn't wanna be there, don't discuss it at all!!

And Melissa needs to stop acting like her face is a pool of calm! "Teresa, you're turning evil. Look at me. I'm your family." BITCH! You're family, but only when you wanna be! Melissa didn't give a damn about being family when she signed up to do this show. All she saw was another way to compete with Teresa and showcase her SHITEOUS singing (if that's what you wanna call it) abilities. Frankly, looking at Melissa makes me sick, so I know it was hard for Teresa. And by the way, Melissa's forehead is hella big! HOLY CRAP! LMFAO!!! I was like "Why would she let that thing get shiny?" ROTFLMAO!

But Teresa needed to stop lying and yelling for attention when they were talking about Victoria. Whether or not you were at the hospital is irrelevant, Tre. LOL! That really looked like one of those uncomfy beauty pageant moments when the girl says she wants world peace or to end world hunger. I just wanted her to stop trying to make that her moment. The whole show was already hers. LOL!

Now, as for the men, I will admit that I find something suspicious about the fact that Joe Gorga is saying Joe Giudice has been ABUSING him for 9 nine years. WHAT?! How is a grown man letting another grown man abuse him?? LMAO! That is the wimpiest statement of the century! And Melissa is proud to have a husband who is gladly pronouncing that he's getting abused by another man! LMAO! GTFOH! They better fight and buy each other a beer! Yes, I condone caveman behavior over that abuse/victim shit Gorga is pulling! : D

Oh, and didn't you just love how Teresa called everyone "bad" every 5 minutes?? LMFAO! I mean, they were just sitting taking all of these insults. Also, I believe Melissa only gets guts when she's near Caroline. I dare anyone to tell me that if she were next to Kathy she wouldn't have been thinking about how Teresa charged at Danielle last season! LMAO! Melissa, it's okay to be scurrrred! HAHAHAHA!

THE PRICELESS MOMENT OF THE NIGHT THOUGH: TERESA SAYING JOE WASN'T CALLING MELISSA A RACCOON FACE...HE WAS REALLY TALKING ABOUT KATHY!!!! ROTFLMAO!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! REALLLY?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!? I saw her standing there looking like a damn raccoon, so I know Joe did too! He said what I was thinking as I was watching my TV! Kathy was nowhere in sight! ROTFLMAO!!!! Oh, Tre, we love you and your lies! : D

And when did Melissa get so mature?? SHE'S NOT! This is the same woman who instigated the christening fight! If she had not said "Why are you saying it now?" Her abuse victim of a husband would not have started banging on tables to start that brawl! And I'm just shocked Melissa pays someone to style her, but she still looks like Gianni Versace's vomit! UGH!

Plus, Joe being engaged two times before Melissa is suspicious. His family can't run off that many women. Those women were just tired of Joe playing with their dresses and bras! ROTFLMAO!!

The Gia discussion: I feel bad about that because truthfully, Teresa should have said "No, Gia" when she heard the song was dedicated to her and her brother. What else could it have been about?! But I feel that if they don't want Teresa talking about their kids, they shouldn't mention hers. That Gia song should have been something that was glazed over. You know, kinda like Albert's apartment. LMAO!

Bottom line: I believe these women are jealous of Teresa. I saw on Wendy Williams that Teresa is supposed to be coming out with a makeup line, an alcoholic beverage (like Bethenny's SkinnyGirl Margarita) called a Fabulini, and she's going to be on "Celebrity Apprentice". Now, I ask you, would we wanna see any of the other women do those things? And could they?? I don't want to see what Caroline's makeup line would look like because she can't even do her hair. I don't want Kathy's desserts because she doesn't know how to keep her foods at the correct temperature. That goddess party food was cold as ice by the time the women got there! I would have taken my ass home! Get it together, Kathy! LMAO!!

Anyway, I'm out! I've enjoyed blogging about RHONJ with you guys! I'll still be here for Real Housewives of HOTlanta!! Those are my girls!!

See you in the South, peaches!!

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Jersey=All the INGREDIENCES of a HOT Mess!!!

OMG! Let me just say that this reunion was a rollercoaster!

First, Caroline immediately showed her allegiance to Melissa and Kathy and disdain for Teresa. Listen, we all know Teresa is lying! She can't say all of that stuff was just a joke. I would respect her more if she would just come out and say, "Yeah, I wrote it and meant! I was pissed that you bitches wanted to air my dirty laundry on this show. And I hate Kim G.'s granny ass!" LOL! That's what the table-flippin' Tre would have said! This brand new Teresa is a monster. I kinda came to her defense last week, but after seeing the foolishness that she will defend, I can't co-sign anything involving Teresa. HOWEVER, that means I don't like ANYONE on the show! LOL! Yes, that includes Jacqueline. That coward has been dogging Teresa on Twitter and commenting on the reunion, yet she's saying she's above the show. Jacqueline, either you're in or you're out. It's like the Mafia...ask your hubby...oops...I didn't say that. "It was a joke! You know, ha ha!" *Teresa voice* LMAO!

As far as Melissa and Teresa discussing Danielle referencing Melissa's son at the season 2 reunion, I am so confused! Why would Melissa talk about her family via Facebook with someone she doesn't know?! That just sounds like Melissa wanted to find out what gossip Teresa could have been spreading about her. And Melissa, Teresa told you to not come on the show because people would make fun of your forehead?! LMAO! I realize that was said to make Teresa look stupid, but it really made EVERYONE look 12!

The discussion of the christening is just old to me. The only interesting thing mentioned about that was when Andy Cohen read People magazine's comment calling it the worst since "The Godfather" christening. I laughed at that because I'm pretty sure every woman one that stage is close to someone delivering a "Moe Green special". Hell, that might even be a pizza on Joe Giudice's menu! HAHAHAHA!

This reunion was too easy to make fun of! They all were discussing Teresa's finances, but I am willing to bet those women probably can't produce 100% legit W-2s to justify their lifestyle. Well, Kathy probably could because her home and lifestyle seem to fit the entrepreneur career Rich has. Look at that! Another reason Kathy is just a filler on the show! Hmm... : D

I'm also going to point out how disgusting Melissa Gorga is. SHE IS FAKE!!!!! She is always crying over her dad as if someone has queued her to do so! Plus that fake praying is too much! I believe she created a character for RHONJ to top Teresa, but if not then she was possibly just heavily medicated during the reunion. *shrug*

Also, Caroline needs a muzzle. That bully just needs a new person to pick on every season. Even if she is mad at Teresa, she can't explain how she transformed that anger into a "beautiful friendship" with Kathy and Melissa. SHE DOESN'T KNOW THEM LIKE THAT ACCORDING TO HER!!! The allegiance she has to them will eventually change. It's sad a 50+ year old woman still treats friends like fashion trends.

And Joe Giudice actually thought he would get away with fraudulently obtaining a driver's license?! WHOA! LMAO! Teresa was also trying to say he did nothing wrong! SERIOUSLY?! LMAO! They are freakin' Bonnie and Clyde! They were about to go down together for bankruptcy fraud, but they dodged that bullet. I don't think Joe will get past the fraud situation though.

Oh, Melissa has to be half-Black. I noticed how she avoided that question a la NeNe Leakes with the stripper question on the first RHOA reunion. I knew I wasn't the only one out there who felt she was Italian and possibly something else! Overall, it doesn't matter. I just wanted to point out that my eyes work very well, people! Haha!

Anyway, can't wait to see what happens during part 2! I gotta go now, but if you think part 2 won't be worth watching, FUGGETABOUTIT!!!! LOL

By the way, I thoroughly enjoyed how Teresa stated that she was confused about the Brownstone. LMAO! They better watch Teresa because that bitch appears to be saying she's gonna take them all down if she goes down! LMFAO!

Later!

...And stay "calm and cool like a whistle"...ROTFLMAO!

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It's Not Them, It's YOU!

Bleeples?! Hope you got caught up on the BBW LA drama last week. It appears now that the drama factor is only gonna grow from here. And guess who's at the center of it all....yep, Jackie Christie....

We left off last week at Laura's charity event for some cause somewhere. Jackie and Draya got all chummy after a rollercoaster ride of drama surrounding Draya's status as a bad mom and Jackie being a Doug-crazed bish! Jackie was explaining to Draya the newest head on her everchanging chopping block....more on that in a minute.

Meanwhile, our resident classy lady Malaysia continued her "Jury" designs for kids. What with her incredible vernacular we'll all be speaking like downright Ivy league grads. She and her designer Jason the Jury guy discussed her candy inspired line and the details of her launch party coming up soon....

Gloria and family prepared for the baptism of her cute little twin boys. Matt, Laura, moms, pops, and the whole crew met up at her parents' house to discuss the details when Laura drops a bomb. She's looking to buy a home in....Orlando?! She says she wants to be closer to her ex for "the kids". She doesn't want to deprive them of a relationship just because hers ended. Isn't that noble?? As she prepares the golden cootchie for display...Anyway, not only were we preparing for those events, Gloria and Matt held a basketball camp for inner city children as well. Gloria shared some special childhood sports moments with the kids. All in all, good clean family fun. SN: Gloria mentioned a date on she and Matt's wedding....December 51st, 5011 (fitty lem). It's gonna be GRAND.

In Draya's world, she had some guests visiting--her mom and son. Did anybody get a load of mom's kisser?? Yeah....um, its safe to say Draya took after dad or the love of Jesus. I love how Draya made sure we know she pays her moms bills along with her own....but your mom keeps your kid. How is your child VISITING you?! She tried to convince them both to move to LA with her because she wants better for them. Er, Draya, better for your mom would be for you to raise your own kid. Just a thought. Anyway, Draya and Jackie met up later to discuss the latest news in the circle circuit. Jackie went on and on about the other ladies and how they think this about Draya, they think that about Draya, blah bler bleh. Finally, somebody said something I've been thinking this entire time. Draya said she didn't completely trust Jackie and wondered why she's always sharing what somebody else said someplace else. SCORE!!!

Draya and Jackie are collaborating as well. Who knew Draya could design bikinis?? Yeah. I know. Anybody can. No wonder she has to listen to self-proclaimed fashionista designer, Jackie. OMG. This chick's taste is horrible. In French, its hoREEbleh. I would sooner take fashion tips from a homeless man before I asked Jackie. Back to your regularly scheduled program...

Draya isn't the only victim of the She Said, She Said with Jackie game. Jackie ran and told anybody she could that Laura was talking ish about them. She roasted Laura every whicha way. Even at Laura's charity event, Jackie gave attitude and went on about how Laura said she looked fat, her hair is ugly, her breath stank....And, yet, I find it hard to find the lie in these statements. Read past posts. I said all this weeks ago. Jackie even confronted Gloria about the things Laura said. Did Jackie really expect Glo to give up her sister? I mean we STILL don't know the truth about the Shaq situation. It'll nevah happen. At Malaysia's launch party for her jury line that I swear I saw at the Claire's Boutique within the last decade, it all went down. Jackie and Imani of course teamed up to shoot down their "friend" Laura. They attempted to drag Malaysia and Draya into it. Neither bit. All this is happening as Glo stands like 5 feet away. Conclusion? These women are worse than high school girls. At least high school girls don't fraternize with the enemy. If they don't like you, they ain't hanging. These basketball bitches make sure to call each other for lunch....

We ended this ep with Jackie promising to take Laura down. I'd love to see it....till next week...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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She's a Bad Mama-jama!!!

Hey Bleepers!! Last week was a two-parter so here's the dish on the latest concerning the Basketball Hoes of LA.

The drama was in high gear and Jackie's ponytail even higher....Jackie called a counselor to the house to talk with her troubled daughter...and by troubled I mean absolutely nothing is wrong with her. This disturbs her mama. Why? IDK. Anyhow, emotions went from high to low, mostly with Jackie as the rest of the participants including the counselor side eyed her the whole time. Jackie was concerned her daughter might be having sex or being intimate with boys. The daughter assured her that nothing like that was happening...except maybe a kiss. Jackie just about died. She is extra. The end.

Gloria and her sister are up to their usual bafoonery complaining about their men and their kids and wha wha wha....I'll be glad when somebody tells Gloria that Matt is her only hope. She wants to play to the camera and claim "dueces" but we all know without him, she's got her twins bloop and blip.

Malaysia is still in the word mispronouncing business. You'd think with all that money, her husband would buy her "Hooked on Phonics" or "My Baby Can Read" or suhn-ehn. You wanna wear Dulce and pronounce it "Dow-chay".....tragedy. Anyway, she played her role in the foolishness of the last two episodes. We'll come back to her.

 

 

 

As for Kimsha....oh yeah....she got kicked off right?! Bye.

 

 

 

Tanya....no?? oh ok.

 

 

 

Our resident talk of the town Ms. Draya took center stage most of this episode. What with Jackie and Laura spending some of their infinite time digging up police reports and other dirt on her. I don't understand how one moment all the inner circle chicks claiming they don't care about Draya and two dinners later she's the only subject. Messy wenches!! So they gather up the info and promise to "call Draya to the carpet" (whatever the hell that means). I love how they didn't stop there. They dragged Head Judger, Imani, and Miss Important, Glo-ria right on into the darkness with 'em. They talk each other's heads up and swear to go for the jugular. Y'all know Jackie is the ring leader behind this right?? I mean, all this cuz she didn't come to your 95th wedding ceremony? Talk about taking it personal. Take a cue from Monica, and DON'T. Gloria, Laura, Imani, Jackie, and Malaysia meet up at the club ready to ambush Draya. When she arrived, these heifers, minus Malaysia, were practically salivating at the chance to front Draya. This is how it went down....

According to the police report, Draya had been accused of leaving her 3 year old son and dog home alone with a rambunctious and sensitive GI tract (well, at least the dog) for days on end. He was left with tv dinners in the fridge and a phone to use. The little boy allegedly call 911 insisting that his being left alone in dog feces and Stouffer's was an emergency. I would agree. Other information on the net stated that the boy was taken from the home and put into foster care. Where was Ms. Draya while all this was happening? Shaking her ass for dem dollars and partying her life away....allegedly.

The ladies fronted Draya with this hardcore. They poked and prodded. Laura called her a "deadbeat ass mama" and some other things. In the end, Draya's only ally was Malaysia who insisted that she didn't have to explain herself to anyone. Draya denied the charges and defended herself against these mangy dogs. Poor girl.

 

 

 

In this week's episode, we saw Imani alot. Like way more than she deserves....but most of the episode was about cleaning up what happened with Draya. Malaysia had lunch or dinner with at least two of the ladies and basically backstabbed Draya calling her names and stamping her the world's worst mother....wait, wasn't SHE the one taking up for Draya at the club? I get so confused sometimes. Then, Laura and Draya met up...made up. Laura invited her out to a charity event and everything. Gloria modeled some lingerie for....well, Matt. Everybody knows that ish ain't 'bout to be published no where. At the charity event, Jackie got reacquainted with Draya. Suddenly, she wanted to be friends again. All was forgiven. What a miracle?! Except, Jackie's ass is crazy and that ain't no lie. I predict a few seconds relief until she cooks up some other crazy plan. I mean her words to Draya were "we won't tell the girls you like me again, they all think you don't". Firstly, you all are grown women. Who keeps secrets after age 20 anymore? Secondly, nobody cares if you all are friends again. Bye. and, Bye.

Next week, Jackie will be starting ish with someone else....til then....

 

 

 

xoxo, Christina Rose

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My Thoughts on "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" Season 3 Finale

Well, ladies and gentlemen, the season has come to its dreaded end.....

I thought I would just share my thoughts on everything concerning the finale and show altogether.

Let me begin...

I am not a Teresa "fan", but I do think she's probably the one who brings viewers to the show. I mean, with all of her family drama being aired, how could she not? LOL! I do, however, take her side over her sister-in-law Melissa's. This episode showed Teresa gathering her parents, husband, children, her brother and sister-in-law and their children for a family photo. The photo was perfect! And from the conversations they had afterwards, I can tell there is some genuine love there. I think the problem is Teresa's brother thinks Teresa being on this show has changed her, but I think he's just angry that she's gained fame and has never tried to show him and his wife off during the previous seasons.

As for the Melissa and Teresa "rivalry", I don't think Teresa is jealous of Melissa. I think Melissa is using Teresa's hair stylist, clothing stylist, and photographers she's used for her children because she feels she can probably become famous if she surrounds herself with Teresa's stylists. She has it all wrong! I mean, if you're going to say someone is jealous of you, why would you use all of their people just to make you look more like them and give them a reason to say that you are copying them, Melissa?? In other words, even if Teresa is copying you, you aren't exactly making a case for yourself. Instead, you're giving the viewers a reason to think you're creating this image just to piss Teresa off. BE YOURSELF...if you still remember how to do that!

Ashley is just a hot mess! I don't know if I think she'll ever be productive! But I don't think she's had the best role models. Didn't her mother get drunk with her ex-boyfriend's mother during their first meeting? YES! With a mother like that, can these people honestly wonder why she is the way she is??

As for Teresa's book, I definitely think she trashed the other women. Really, she has a reason to. Caroline and the Manzo kids have been making fun of her and Joe Giudice the entire season. The comments about how many ways you can use the title of her book "Skinny Italian" to make jokes out it, the "Joe Giudice doesn't ever question if something is legal" jokes, etc. Even though she wrote this before the season aired and she had probably never seen these comments until now, I think it's good she wrote about them. They are not great friends. I don't make fun of my friends with my family and talk about their husband then later claim that I've done nothing to them when they retaliate. Now, the Manzo family is all over Twitter congratulating Melissa on that shiteous song! They didn't even know her before the show, but now they feel a friendship because they can all sit around and trash Teresa. Good behavior? I THINK NOT! And Melissa should be skeptical of them. What happens when they can't kick someone out of her house like they did Kim G.? They'll probably say she doesn't value them, yada yada yada. I don't trust the Manzo family. It seems like they speak of loyalty, but only think it applies when they are face-to-face with their friends. Loyalty exists at all times, Don Caroline!

Also, Caroline needs to stop think Teresa attacked her son Christopher. That stripper car wash idea was very stupid. If she thinks that was a cheap shot at her son, she's crazy. If anything, I think Teresa is making fun of Caroline because she's a mother who is endorsing her son's idea. I'd make fun of her, too! LOL!

If you ask me, even if Teresa is wrong on several occasions for her behavior and is having financial problems, I believe the cast is somewhat jealous of her. She's the only one who has done a major project outside of the show. She's the most famous. Think about it: If you ask anyone what they remember about the show or know about it, I'm sure Teresa's table flip and her over-the-top behavior will be in their answers.

I also think the show is picking on Teresa. I would be difficult as well if I needed the money from the show, had brought in plenty of money and viewers for them, but the show chose to air my dirty laundry and family drama by adding my family members, particularly the ones that I do not get along with, to the cast.

I can't wait to see this reunion. I know we can already expect Kathy to be silent, being the filler she is and all. LOL

See you Sunday for the Jersey brawl! I heard Teresa brought all her "bitch" and "pig" insults! : D

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Son of a PUNTA!

I can't believe we are now one week away from the season finale of "Real Housewives of New Jersey"! I've waited a few weeks to write about this show because I wanted to cover the Punta Cana trip in its entirety. Let's just say I know these women well enough by now to know that trips always lead to drama. LOL!

Well, here we go....

The first episode of the Punta trip was boring, in my opinion. It seemed as if everyone was too timid to actually be interesting. As usual, Caroline found a reason to bitch and blame it on some fictitious illness she was suffering from at the time. *eye roll* If you ask me, Caroline is completely transparent. I saw this drama between Caroline, Jacqueline, and Teresa brewing because "First Season Caroline" couldn't get enough of Teresa. I mean, she loved Teresa's uncanny ability to make everything about her outfits and accessories. The Caroline of this season couldn't care less about Teresa! Caroline is a very fickle person. I'm very tired of her thinking that she and her family are better than everyone else. She treats Teresa and her family members like "that annoying bunch" now. It's sad, but I'm not shocked considering how much she wants the whole show to be about how well her overly underqualified children are doing in all of their family-sponsored endeavors. Caroline, get over yourself. We all know Teresa is annoying, but so is your fam!! Take a break from standing on your pedestal.

As for Melissa, when did the world decide she was so hot?!?! That long ass chin is not a good look when it's added to the mountains of Dolce & Gabbana she covers herself in. I'm also tired of Joe Gorga acting like a sex fiend. It's not cute. I'm willing to bet when Melissa was preggo, he was screwing anything with legs. Oh, but Melissa would never tell us that because she knows we're waiting on her to fall or breaking her fight down, or whatever the fuck the lyrics to that hideous song of hers are.

Kathy, Kathy, Kathy. I'm so glad you had a moment during these past two shows where you weren't vomit-worthy. That Teresa fight actually made Kathy seem like one of the group. I still don't like her, but now I remember her as being a part of the show.

Now, as for Jacqueline, I feel sorry for her. I like her a lot, and I feel like she's always trying to help those who clearly do not want to help themselves. I have no other explanation other than that as to why she would still be taking up for Teresa at this point in the show. I was totally on her side when she was wondering why in the hell the Manzo boys and Greg would think it was a good idea to get Kathy, Teresa, and Melissa to participate in a "Punta Princess" contest they made up. At that point, I started to really dislike the Manzo boys. They are funny, but don't stir the pot then act like you did nothing (which is totally what they would have done). And Greg?? OMG! Can someone shut this "Kim G with a Penis" up?!?! He's stirring up so much shit between Teresa and Melissa! One minute, he's telling Melissa how perfect she is and that she looks better than Teresa. The next minute, he's telling Teresa he loves how she and Joe are siblings. WTF?!?! Greg is an untrustworthy queen, and I'm not amused! Shut up, Greg. When you get a vagina, we'll care what you think. I'm glad Teresa called him out in her blog for Bravo this week! Good call on that one, Tre! LOL

As for the long-awaited "On Display" performance, it was as HORRIBLE as I'd imagined it would be. Melissa is in her 30s and wanting to be like Britney Spears in the days of the snake. Britney was in her early 20s and had 3 albums under her belt at that time. Melissa has never sung on anything other than that coffee table her dad filmed her on. I think Melissa needs to realize she's not a singer, and even if she could be, she'd still be a rookie being outdone by Gaga and Beyonce. PLUS, THE BITCH CAN'T SING!!!! I was laughing at how she shamelessly lip-synched that whole performance!! IT SUCKED! At least Joe Giudice congratulated her on her performance. *shrug* But seriously, Melissa needs to stop this fake praying! Maybe someone can start a petition to ask Pope Benedict to beg her to cease with all the fake religious behavior. LOL!

Oh, and the Kathy-Teresa reconciliation wasn't believable at all. They're both self-centered, so I don't think there will be peace.

BTW, ROSIE WAS AT PERFORMANCE/LAUNCH PARTY!!!! Just had to state the obvious because Rosie is always good comic relief! LOL!

Since Sunday is the season finale, I wonder what we'll be left to ponder about until season 4....I also would love to know who Caroline is going to control on the reunion show since Jacqueline wasn't there. LOL

Gotta go, guys! See YOUS on Sunday!!

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