It's Teen Mom, Honey Boo Boo Chile, & Funky Cold Dineva!! [Video]

Hey, Blovers!! So, you click on the blog to find out what we think about the latest happenings...and there's nothing new. You know that just isn't right. Well, Rose World has been extra crazy lately, but life don't stop. Here's an update on all things Reality, For Real in my world...

Teen Mom has wrapped up years worth of dysfunction and mayhem with moms Maci, Farrah, Catelynn, and Amber. As much as I love that show, I can't say I'm too sad. Actually, after watching this season's ending I didn't get any real conclusion on any of the mothers. In fact, I feel like I had seen all these episodes before. Maci is still wedged underneath her special needs boy toy. Her relationship [or relationshi* as I like to call it] with baby daddy, Ryan, is still as messed up as it could ever be. And, it appears that Bentley is the smartest one of them all. Farrah cried a lot less this season, but she annoyed others at an alarmingly high rate. She finally has some balance with her parents, yet she still disrespects them every SINGLE chance she gets. I loved the moment of humility though when she had to send Sophia's bad ass to her mom. Score 1 for Farrah's mom! Brother and Sister Husband, Catelynn and Tyler, had a series of rollercoasters [none of which regarding their daughter, Carly, who is tucked away safe with the Cleavers]. They graduated high school. Yay!! Now, they are trying to conquer college. I have concerns about that because they made even choosing "social work" as a major difficult. They are the most decisive slow people I have ever seen. If you wanna major in social work, you choose major in social work on the application! Regardless, they are still smarter than everybody's favorite jail bird, Amber. Her life is still and will forever be in shambles. I predict methamphetamine in her future. That is, if she hasn't already dabbled. Gary now has full custody of Leah and they appear to be doing well. Alls I can say is buh bye, Teen Mom!

Meanwhile, everybody knows we just watched a 2-week series reunion on Love & Hip Hop ATL. Lexi is covering the happenings on that, but I wanted to acknowledge that I did catch it. Boy, oh, Boy!!

I will say that its a sad day when the people who make the most sense on the show are Funky Dineva (not a cast member) and Joseline Hernandez (y'all know my soul dies a little bit every time she speaks). Scrappy did the typical move by proposing to Elvira, I mean, Ericka. I don't mind her, but I think she was wrong to attack Buckeey [no matter how easy that is] and accept a request for marriage. It takes 2, Ericka. I'll comment more when Lexi posts her thoughts.

In other news, Honey Boo Boo has been taking over the air waves. I refuse to cover that show as it is a big ball of redneck foolery. But, I will say I find it funny that more people would rather soak their minds with that than watch Mitt Romney speak. Bye!!



Ev and Ocho are officially finito! I mentioned that in previous posts, but did you see her in the last few days on ABC news?? She's crying and saying that she's leaving him for her fans. SCREECH!! Now, I am not a "fan", but if I were I imagine that Evelyn Lozada leaving Ochocinco would do absolutely nothing for my life. She can stay with him and get headbutted 'til the cows come home for all I care. She even mentioned that she still loves him and that it is so difficult to do this. Here's an idea: Don't! You were made for each other...to embarrass the other one to high hell. She claims that her persona on Basketball Wives doesn't merit her being beaten by her man. I agree, no one deserves to be beaten EVER. But, can we roll the tape back on Evelyn's track record?

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K, y'all that's the update on Rosey! Feel free to comment below on your Teen Mom, LHHATL, Politico, or Basketball Wives thoughts. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose
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16, Pregnant, & Running For Her Life!

Hey R4Readers!! We just wanted to drop in and update you on one of the 16 & Pregnant alum you may remember from the latest season on MTV. Jennifer Del Rio had a set of twin boys with her then-boyfriend, Joshua Smith.

 By the end of their episode, Jen and Josh were pregnant, engaged, and estranged. Josh had turned violent on her after the birth of the boys and even attempted to cause bodily harm to her and the newborn babies when he didn't strap them in properly and left the doors of the vehicle ajar. Since then, there's been no shortage of drama between these two. The latest?? Jen has now fled her home in Florida citing that Josh is a serious danger to her and her boys.


According to TMZ.com, 16 and Pregnant star Jennifer Del Rio says her baby daddy is a huge threat to her family's safety, so much so, she fled 1,000 miles to get away from him and is asking a judge for sole custody of their young twins.

Let this be a lesson, guys and gals! Watch who you impregnate or allow to impregnate you...for your life could be in grave and ongoing danger. It's all fun and games until somebody's Hit & Run.

For more, check out tmz.com.

Later!

Go Away, Maci!!

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Hey Blovies!! So, what's the deal with this last season of Teen Mom?? I have loved the whole 16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom phenomenon. I would like to thank MTV personally for keeping me baby free (whoop whoop)!! However, I think its high time they step it up if its gonna be the last hoorah....Nevertheless, let's discuss.

Over the last few episodes Maci has shown herself to be quite the clinger. I never realized how annoying she really is until this season. She freaked out about sending Bentley to daycare because she thought he couldn't be away from her. Turns out, she's the one with the issue. Bentley walked right up in there and played trains with those kids like it was nobody's business. Now, Ryan's family is headed on a family trip with the baby and she goes and invites herself. Uh?!?!? Ryan is a good one. She wouldn't be anywhere near me and my good time. Granted, it was odd that his girlfriend of only a couple days went on the trip, but Maci has a man. And has had a man for at least two seasons now. Stop hating. The piece de resistance was when Maci went to meet Ryan, Dalis (the gf), and Bentley on the beach. Bentley cried and cried, begged for his daddy back, and told Maci to "Go Away (sobs". I loved it. You tell her Bennie! See for yourself above!

In Amberville, it's the same old same. She's strung out on drugs and attention. Gary's strung out on her. Leah is stuck in the middle. Gary got permission from the feds (or whoever) to allow him, Amber, and Leah to be around each other legally. This enabled them to visit Amber at rehab in sunny California for the weekend. There breakthroughs were made, Amber stormed out, and absolutely nothing changed. We already know the outcome of this. Amber's already in the slammer. So, let's not pretend there will be a happily ever after for these two. SN: shout out to Gary's shirts. Them thangs deserve a purple heart for hanging on to him the way they do!!

Catelynn and Tyler finally graduated from high school!!! I swear MTV makes graduating from high school sound like trying to obtain a PhD. But, hey, toot toot!! Now, its back to business as usual parenting their own parents. Butch (Ty's dad) is finally out of prison (at least for the week). He was under strict orders not to consort with the likes of his wife (Cate's mom) or with drug dealers. It seems he held up pretty well with the first request, but we're not so sure about the second. Butch totally disrespected the house rules and disappeared for a couple days without Tyler's knowledge. That didn't go over too well. A little birdy told me Cate's pregnant again, but I really....REALLY....hope that isn't true. All this foolishness would be for naught.

Finally, Farrah is still failing. She's moved to Florida, already bought a dog, and got herself dumped by a neighbor. She was supposed to be dogsitting for the neighbor. Instead, she's flirting with him and trying to holler. Well, he went for it, but then she started being....well, Farrah. Everything annoys her and she stays cleaning those braces in her mouth. The guy was trying to tell her to let her hair down and relax when she's out instead of going on about how responsible she has to be. I think she does that because she wants people to think she is more mature. Girl, we have eyes!! We know you are only 20 by age and 12 by the head. Stop really. And, since you guys follow the show, can you please adopt Sophia and save this child. She is already bad as hell. It's not too late. She can be helped. Just sayin'.

The show is on hiatus for Independence Day week, so we'll catch up with the teen re-creation sensations next week! 'Til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Splish, Splash, Mish Mash!!

Hey Blovies!! The last few weeks are like a blur, so I'm trying something a lil' different. Let's briefly discuss all the shows so far...

Basketball Wives is FINALLY over. I regret to inform you that they have been renewed for yet another season. What's worse? They've fired Jen, Royce, & Kesha from this ratchet show. The reunion show spent a lot of time trying to save Evelyn's and Tami's reputation. Tami insists that she's not a bully. Honey Boo Boo Chile, that is all we've seen of you since you got on this show. Face it. You've embarrassed yourself, your kids, and others. Acceptance is the first step. Evelyn spouted on about setting an example for her stepdaughters. I don't understand. No, really. Don't you have to be married to have stepchildren? Chad ain't married and ain't gonna marry this midriffed skank. Done and done. Oh, and I wept when Jen and Evelyn were reunited after that Maury-esque polygraph test they were both subjected to. And by wept, I mean regurgitated.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey are up to their old tricks. Badly behaved children, comparing riches, and keeping up with the Guidices. I will admit that last year I thought Melissa and Joe Gorga were just thirsty check chasing after sister/brother in law made it big on TV. Now I know, Teresa is a crazy, spastic, brainless skeezer. It's lucky for her that she flipped that table and keeps going broke. I think America cares about her evil cupcake coiffed spawn. People don't like to see kids struggle. Milk it girl! My co-blogger, Lexi, is likely cringing at this. LOL! I can't though. I can't listen to Tre lie anymore about her personal life and situation. If you don't want us in your biz, don't record your life (scripted or not) for reality tv. I also cannot with Lauren and this diet foolishness she's on. Just let your dad get you the lap band so we don't have to discuss your weight anymore. Thanks in advance.


On Teen Mom, the girls are back at it! Teenage parenting at its finest. We started this season off right. All the babies are 2 years old now. It seems like they should be older because I feel like I've been watching Amber's train wreck of a life for much longer. She and Gary are still wasting everybody's hard earned tax dollars with their crap. As reported in earlier blogs, Amber is on her way to the big house (doesn't she look fetching in Creamsicle?). Her best efforts to avoid serving time were to no avail. She got carted off to rehab in Cali and even attempted to kill herself. I'll believe that last line as soon as I see the hospital documentation. Attention is hard to come by these days I assure you. And who's caught in the crossfire?! Leah, that's who. Meanwhile, Carly is thriving with her adoptive parents. Thank you to the good Lord. Bentley seems to be fairing well with Maci and Kyle. I can't criticize Maci in the mom department. However, I know Ryan is a douche, but its not fair that he can't have a girlfriend if Maci can have a boyfriend. She needs to layoff. Farrah is STILL crying. I know she lost her baby daddy, but I maintain that the last time we heard his voice he was calling Farrah all kinds of bitches and telling her to lose his number. PS anybody note how bad Sophia is now?? She is about like Milania on RHONJ or "Millaniac" as I call her.  Somebody save this child.

Feel free to chime in if you have anything you'd like to share or any shows you'd like to suggest I get into...your feedback is important to me. Hit me up @ christinarealityforreal@gmail.com or comment below. You can even comment anonymously if you don't want nobody checking up on ya. 'Til next time....


xoxo, Christina Rose
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Teen Mom Jail Chronicles

Hey Bleeps! Amber Portwood of Teen Mom fame has done it again! Except this time she's going to the slammer for 5, read 'em, 5 years!! For the last few years, she and the other 16 & Pregs alums have entertained us with their foolishness. Well, this is the final season of Teen Mom, and I'm sure it will not disappoint. 

Amber is no stranger to the joint. She's gone in on more than one occasion for battery. Yep, Ms. Portwood is a Man-Beater! Her fiance, Gary, is a victim of domestic violence and their daughter, Leah, has watched it all. If you want details on those occasions, just click below. More info on her 5 year lockup for drugs is below on the Wonderwall! link. Enjoy my bloves! I did.

xoxo, Christina Rose

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R4R Update: Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Drops Acid

Hey bleeples! I know you're waiting on BBW and RHOA updates! They're coming. Until then, I dropped in to share the latest on the Teen Mom 2 broads. Jenelle is up to her usual. She's trying to find new and interesting ways to go to jail. Her newest tryst?? Dropping Acid....or in formal terms LSD. This girl should be Hot Mess of the Year....and it's just April. Alas.....if you want more, click the link. http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/jenelle-evans-dropping-acid-she-does-it-a-lot-she-fell-in-love-with-it-claims-pal-1674912.story?ocid=answw11

'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

R4R Update

Hey Bloves!! So there are a couple of things going on in the reality world that I'm sure you're dying to know about. Here goes....

 

 

 

MTV has just given the thumbs up for Teen Mom 3. The whole "16 and Pregnant" phenomenon has taken on a life of its own and spun not one but 3 spinoffs! I mean, who can keep up with all these horny teens and their spawn? Does it really get more dramatic than Jenelle, Barb, & Jace of Teen Mom 2? We hear stories all the time about Amber Portman (Teen Mom) going to jail and threats of any one of these tricks to lose custody of their kids. Who am I kidding? You know I'm tuning in to laugh and judge. I think I'm gonna stop calling these chicks stupid too....They're pulling some pretty fat checks for opening their legs. That's all I'm saying....For more, check out http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/02/27/teen-mom-3/.

 

 

 

Terrell Owens, known as T.O. to most, alluded to have money problems on his show "The T.O. show" on vH1. Apparently, he wasn't kidding. He is going through (count 'em) 2 foreclosures on homes he purchased in Dallas. I'm not really into sports, but I do know I haven't heard his name circulating on the news in the sports realm. I do, however, watch his show. Was it me or did they abruptly stop showing new episodes in the middle of the season? Oh ok. It's me. Unfortunately, this whole pro-athlete gone broke story isn't unique. As a matter of fact, it's almost expected. Want more on this story? Click http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/27/terrell-owens-foreclosure_n_1302896.html.

 

 

 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are full of special episodes this season. They just aired a "Kim & Kroy" special during Oscars Sunday. Soon, they will be airing a special episode starring Kandi Burruss called "Kandi Factory". Are they trying to prepare us for both Kim & Kandi getting their own respective shows? I'm thinking so....from what I hear, the ratings for the Kim special were low. Maybe the Oscars are to blame. Or, maybe nobody cares about Kim & Kroy but Kim & Kroy. Kandi shared a sneak peek link to the show on her Facebook fan page....so, click here if you wanna see what that's about. http://youtu.be/bI7NMrNA0Js

 

 

 

Up next, I'll be updating you guys on the newest season of Basketball Wives. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Teen Mom vs. the Kardashian Klan

Hey Bleeples!! You know I love to keep you up on the foolishness....the latest in the reality world is the Twitter battle between Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham and Kourtney Kardashian as reported by the Wonderwall on MSN. Farrah expressed disappointment in Kourtney's choice to get pregnant again. Her tweet??

 

 

"I'm shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from 'Teen Mom'?" Abraham, single mom to 2-year-old Sophia, oddly seethed in a Friday post on the microblogging site. "Maybe it's a fake pregnancy like Kim's wedding. SAD."

 

 

Does Farrah know Kourtney's not a teen?? Secondly, does Farrah also know that she couldn't last one round with Khloe?? I mean, honestly. If you've ever read previous posts on Reality, For Real! you know that I don't care for Farrah anyway. She is a definite contender for dumbest Teen Mom right up there with Jenelle, Amber, and Chelsea. It's a little late for advice now, but y'all know me. I'd suggest Farrah sit this one out.

 

 

Farrah went on to say that it doesn't matter your age or your financial background, and stated that those are the reasons for the double standards in this world. I would like to know exactly when Farrah thinks someone should become a mom and exactly what socioeconomic status she thinks they should be in. This girl need psychiatric help. If nothing else, just because she shows very, very poor judgement.

 

 

For more on this, check out the WonderWall on MSN.com via this link http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/farrah-abraham-from-teen-mom-shocked-by-kourtney-kardashians-second-pregnancy-1655999.story?ocid=answw11

Weigh in, bleeps. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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19 and Arrested

Well, Bleeps, a 16 & Pregnant alum has done it again. Apparently, Ebony Jackson-Rendon and her hubby Joshua are the latest dummies to be arrested for doing something stupid. You might remember them as the perfect little 16 and pregnant twosome with big plans to enlist in Air Force. Josh did, but because Ebony was already knocked up she could not. We saw them again on one of those "Where are they now" shows, Ebony was a happy housewife cooking meals for Josh and 2 of his air force buddies. Now, The Palm Beach Post News has published a story suggesting that the Rendons were involved in drug trafficking and bad housekeeping. The police seized the home, found human and animal feces, rotten food, and so on...here's an excerpt from the story...

"Jacksonville, Ark. — A couple featured on the first season of the MTV reality show "16 and Pregnant" have lost their child to the state and face criminal charges after officers serving a search warrant found their home was filled with feces, flies and maggots, police said Thursday." For more click the link below...

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime/mtv-couple-from-16mtv-couple-from-16-and-pregnant-arrested-face-1875029.html

And shoutout to my FB friends who hipped me to the story....Til Next Time...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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I Gotta Move Back Home

Hey Bleeps! Better late than never on the latest Teen Mom foolishness. Legal matters continue running things on this week's episode.

Surprisingly, Maci turned out the dumbest of the moms this week. I was so disappointed in the display she made about having Kyle as her boyfriend and how much it would suck if she had to move home. Meanwhile, she's driving 2 hours one way to school everyday just to be with Special Needs. Her finances are steady dwindling and now you can wave bye bye to her brain cells too. Is stupidity contagious?? I mean, how else can you explain letting your man move in with you one week to save on money and then two days later moving home because you still can't make it financially. Then, she shopped around for places to stay closer to school and home and she rents out a lovely furnished home for over $1000 a month. If you got that much a month, why are you moving again? Tennessee ain't exactly Laguna Beach. Hell, I know homeless people in Chattanooga paying more than that. In the end, she moved and Kyle did too. He quit his job and moved in with Maci jobless and brainless. Then, he asked her, "am I a loser now?". Why yes, Gober Pile, yes you are.

Sister and Brother Husband aka Catelynn and Tyler aren't up to much. They drudged up unnecessary drama with their parents on how they need to improve their relationships and such. Not much entertainment there. Although, April (Cate's mom) was looking quite methy this week if I do say so myself.

Roseanne and Dan aka Amber and Gary are in deep sh!t. Well, at least, Amber is. Of course, since CPS has been sniffing around, Amber is trying to clean up her act. By that, I mean she moved out of the house with Gary and has been avoiding him and her baby. I think she does this because she'll hit Gary if she doesn't. Bottom line is the chick is an abuser. It's natural for her to abuse. Gary is the abused. Thus, he is doing everything he can to make sure that his abuser never gets her just do for her wrongs. He's gotten her a lawyer and shows up everytime she needs him. This relationship is totally unhealthy. And, poor Leah is gonna be just as crazy as her parents. That sucks. When it was over, CPS just gave Amber a warning and promised suprise visits to check on the baby. A slap on the wrist for this crazy heffa!

Lastly, Farrah had drama going on with her dead baby daddy's mama. Say THAT ten times fast! Last week, grammy hit Farrah up with the papers to obtain visitation with Sophia. This week, Farrah is determined to stop that from happening. She called Derek's mom everything but a child of God. If you listen to her, you would think this lady is nothing short of the antichrist. The whole family and some of Derek's family banded together to fight this demon woman. Farrah cursed her own mother out for a spell, and then the verdict was in. Visitation was denied for Lady Demon and all is well in Farrah Land!

Needless to say, I was a little underwhelmed this episode. This might explain the late posting. Hopefully next week they will step it up or Christina is going to be out for the count! Chime in and lemme know what you think. Or Post on My Facebook wall...Not my friend? Search christinarealityforreal@gmail.com to find me.

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Doesn't Pay 2 Be 16 & Stupid

Hi, Bleeples! I'm just droppin' in to get you the latest on our fave (or least fave) celebreality stars. Jenelle, 19, of Teen Mom 2 fame, strikes again! For those of you who aren't familiar, she as all of her cohorts was 16 & Pregnant and is now a teen mom. I say that loosely because Jenelle is anything but a real mom. She is likely on the show because of the neverending drama between her and her son Jace's caretaker Barbara (Jen's mom).

Currently, Barbara has custody of the boy because Jenelle never stays home long enough to see about her son. She stays smoking dope and hanging with the sorriest lot of people on the east coast. These days you never see Jenelle unless, King of the Sorries, her boyfriend Keefer is in tow. They have alot in common....white powder....mary jane....jail....the list goes on and on.

The lovely couple who fell in love in about 2 days flat are what I like to call nomads. They have nothing. They live nowhere. They have no job. They have no goals. They are dope heads through and through. In fact, they are so in love that Jenelle has whooped one of her best friends' ass over him. Hence, the jail time she was supposed to serve. And he is so in love with her, he let her take the fall for breaking and entering someone's home. Don't ya just love love??

As of yesterday, Jenelle has been placed back in police custody. She is said to have violated the terms of her probation. She tested positive for THC, a compound found in marijuana, during a court ordered drug test on July 13. According to a July 15 probation update report, the star is also not up to date on her court fee payments and has failed to continue her post rehab after car programme. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2017453/Teen-Mom-star-Jenelle-Evans-violated-probation-testing-positive-drugs.html#ixzz1SqO71iBW

Like this story? Tell me what you think below or on my FB page....email me at christinarealityforreal@gmail.com . Catch ya later, Bloves!

xoxo, Christina Rose

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16 & Pregnant-->Teen Mom-->Inmate 72011

Legal drama prevails this week on Teen Mom. I've never seen so many lawyers on MTV at one time. From Farrah's visitation mess to Amber's imminent brush with jail time, we get to see that aside from the glitz and glamour of being on the cover of say People magazine, it still ain't smart to be 16 & Pregnant.

I'll begin with Roseanne & Dan or Ike & Tina depending on what time of day it is. Amber, Gary, and various family members/friends are contacted by both the police and Child Protective Services. You know what that means--trouble. Of course, Roseanne downplayed the domestic violence she subjected poor Dan too. She cried and whined about how she just wants all this to go away. What I love about this is that the assailant is whining and cryning (yes, cryning) to the VICTIM. You gotta have some enormous balls to tell the person you hit regularly that not only is it their fault but that you don't deserve punishment. That is a true abuser. Furthermore, old Dan apologized for it and tried to find her some help. Enter the Red Bowtie Don....or R&D's new legal counsel. He (along with everyone else they've consulted) warns them that the charges she's facing are very serious. Cue more tears....Blah blah blah. I say book the bitch! Did you see her using her "Craw-Magaw" techniques on Gary?? Right. Book her. And, if CPS sees fit to remove Leah from this home, I wouldn't blame them. That child is already halfcrazy and damn near has to take care of herself. Ask Leah...I'm willing to bet she throws the deuce.

Maci is being her usual dumb self. She is a smart girl, and she is a good mom to Bentley. But, when it comes to guys, you might as well call her Kelly Bundy...swagger just dumb. She let Kyle move in to her apartment in an effort to keep from moving back to Chattanooga with her family. Outlook: Hazy. Meanwhile, Ryan yammers on about how he hasn't met Kyle yet. He wonders if the chromosomes Kyle is clearly missing will affect Bentley's well-being. Yeah....crap, but Kyle does look like he could be "special needs". Anyway, Maci is trying to plan a birthday party for the little man too. Naturally, she needs Ryan's financial assistance to do this. So, he takes this opportunity to express his concerns. Finally, they both agreed to the guys meeting. In the end, they met, they shook, and they departed. Is it me or is Kyle a little scary? He seemed hesitant to meet Ryan, and when they did meet he held his head down most of the time....Toughen up lil wussy. You got like 50 pounds on him.

Catelynn and Tyler are up to their usual as well. This week Sister and Brother Husband anticipate BH's dad, Butch, getting out of jail (for the umpteenth time). He went in last year after the fight he had with SH's mom, April. They are now under a strict "No Contact" order as a result. Tyler and April went back and forth on who should pick Butch up from jail. I would think the obvious answer is Tyler. Hence, the no contact order. I'm just saying. Finally, they agreed that Tyler and his sister would pick Butch up. That man is pure comedy. He comes a'runnin out the building with his one bag in hand and kissed the ground. I love it! You know he's going right back in though, right? I mean what man who has been imprisoned for almost a year and has a wife isn't going to find her and ram her like dogs in heat?! Its only a matter of time before they are back together, fighting, and calling the police. Can't wait for it all to unfold...

Farrah and Sophia are actually the ones with the least drama...or at least they were until the police showed up with forms demanding that the paternal grandmother be given visitation rights. We all know Farrah ain't the easiest person to deal with...last year even her own mama swung on her. She is selfish, pigheaded, and has the ugliest cry I have ever seen. Yes, that counts against her. She's been going to counseling which I think helps some, but this girl needs ALOT of help. Now, she's upset that she doesn't have many friends...well, she doesn't have any friends. Any guesses on what happened to the asian girl that was hanging with her last year? Yeah, that's what I thought. The paternal grandmother and Farrah obviously never got along. And until recently, Farrah has never even mentioned her. The PG has contacted the Social Security benefits office and let them know that while Sophia's dad has been proven to be her dad via DNA he never acknowledged the child. This information made it impossible for Sophia to receive the benefits she so rightfully deserves...how she deserves them is another question. Anyway, wtf does his acknowledgement mean? Hell, I know plenty of men who don't acknowledge their kid, but child support don't give a hill of beans about that. Whaddo I know anyway. In the same breath, the PG is demanding visitation rights. I don't get that. You want to deal with Sophia as family, but you don't want her getting financial support from the government? While this is wrong, Farrah still managed to alienate her family by saying she won't accept the advice to consult a lawyer in favor of just ignoring this whole thing. That's stupid. She's stupid. But, alas. Pick a side. I, personally, am usually Team Anybody but Farrah, but I'm choosing her for now. We'll see how this whole thing plays out next week.

xoxo, Christina Rose

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What's Good 4 the Goose is Good 4 the Gander

So Bleeps, who's up for the new season on MTV's hit show Teen Mom?! Last week kicked off this season's shenanigans with boob jobs, late child support, and domestic disturbances. Maci, Catelynn, Amber, and Farrah are back at it.

Last week left me wondering where in the Hades do these girls get the money and/or the balls to do the things they do. If I'm not mistaken, they ALL have their own places...except Catelynn, who even sans baby, STILL has no monies. They all have cars. And, they all have the nerve to whine and cry about being broke. Psst: I heard MTV pays each of them upwards of $250K when they are done taping. Broke my ass. Sophia, Bentley, and Leah should have it made when they turn 18. Maybe they won't be as silly as their parents at that age.

As for this week's episode, I'll break it down like this:

Maci: Frankly, she can be a lil' stupid about men. Last year, she moved away from her entire support system to be with her boyfriend Kyle. He politely broke up with her soon after citing that "it felt lak u wuz n mah back pawket". Guess what?! He came a'runnin back and she accepted him with open arms. Now, she wants to move back home where her family is....but, she wants Special Needs aka Kyle with her. My prediction: Fail! Her family agrees. We all know she's gonna do it. So let's just see if I'm right.

Catelynn: Despite the fact that she and her baby daddy, Tyler, gave up their baby for adoption on 16 and Pregnant, they are still struggling. This week, they are attempting to find a place to live that costs basically nothing but is nice enough not to get robbed every day like Catelynn's current situation. Good luck with that. Meanwhile, Tyler's mom (never a real big Cate fan) hatches up a plan with his big sis to talk him out of it. But of course, this couple may look like the picture of failure, but whose got the MTV clout, money, and TV specials? You tuning in?

Amber: Move over, Obamas!! Here lies the couple of the year: Roseanne and Dan. They are lovingly dysfunctional. It seems the more screwed up her and Gary get, the more MTV airs that "Love is Respect dot org" commercial. Spare me. They don't even deserve a blip this week. *Cue Roseanne Music*

Farrah: Queen El Stupido reigns supreme. Remember last year when she tried selling her car on iTunes? Yah, me too. She listed the car, accepted payment by check, and then wired money to the buyer to ship her car. That worked out really well. At least for the buyer. Anyways, she's a model now--a regular Tyra Banks. Tyra makes her debut as a hair model in Denver. She doesn't play well with the other models though. Not surprised. Her halfbaked attempts at life junctures usually end up this way. The good news is Sophia is still as cute as ever. All Hail this self-absorbed Queen!

We'll see what happens next week!

xoxo, Christina Rose