It's Teen Mom, Honey Boo Boo Chile, & Funky Cold Dineva!! [Video]

Hey, Blovers!! So, you click on the blog to find out what we think about the latest happenings...and there's nothing new. You know that just isn't right. Well, Rose World has been extra crazy lately, but life don't stop. Here's an update on all things Reality, For Real in my world...

Teen Mom has wrapped up years worth of dysfunction and mayhem with moms Maci, Farrah, Catelynn, and Amber. As much as I love that show, I can't say I'm too sad. Actually, after watching this season's ending I didn't get any real conclusion on any of the mothers. In fact, I feel like I had seen all these episodes before. Maci is still wedged underneath her special needs boy toy. Her relationship [or relationshi* as I like to call it] with baby daddy, Ryan, is still as messed up as it could ever be. And, it appears that Bentley is the smartest one of them all. Farrah cried a lot less this season, but she annoyed others at an alarmingly high rate. She finally has some balance with her parents, yet she still disrespects them every SINGLE chance she gets. I loved the moment of humility though when she had to send Sophia's bad ass to her mom. Score 1 for Farrah's mom! Brother and Sister Husband, Catelynn and Tyler, had a series of rollercoasters [none of which regarding their daughter, Carly, who is tucked away safe with the Cleavers]. They graduated high school. Yay!! Now, they are trying to conquer college. I have concerns about that because they made even choosing "social work" as a major difficult. They are the most decisive slow people I have ever seen. If you wanna major in social work, you choose major in social work on the application! Regardless, they are still smarter than everybody's favorite jail bird, Amber. Her life is still and will forever be in shambles. I predict methamphetamine in her future. That is, if she hasn't already dabbled. Gary now has full custody of Leah and they appear to be doing well. Alls I can say is buh bye, Teen Mom!

Meanwhile, everybody knows we just watched a 2-week series reunion on Love & Hip Hop ATL. Lexi is covering the happenings on that, but I wanted to acknowledge that I did catch it. Boy, oh, Boy!!

I will say that its a sad day when the people who make the most sense on the show are Funky Dineva (not a cast member) and Joseline Hernandez (y'all know my soul dies a little bit every time she speaks). Scrappy did the typical move by proposing to Elvira, I mean, Ericka. I don't mind her, but I think she was wrong to attack Buckeey [no matter how easy that is] and accept a request for marriage. It takes 2, Ericka. I'll comment more when Lexi posts her thoughts.

In other news, Honey Boo Boo has been taking over the air waves. I refuse to cover that show as it is a big ball of redneck foolery. But, I will say I find it funny that more people would rather soak their minds with that than watch Mitt Romney speak. Bye!!



Ev and Ocho are officially finito! I mentioned that in previous posts, but did you see her in the last few days on ABC news?? She's crying and saying that she's leaving him for her fans. SCREECH!! Now, I am not a "fan", but if I were I imagine that Evelyn Lozada leaving Ochocinco would do absolutely nothing for my life. She can stay with him and get headbutted 'til the cows come home for all I care. She even mentioned that she still loves him and that it is so difficult to do this. Here's an idea: Don't! You were made for each other...to embarrass the other one to high hell. She claims that her persona on Basketball Wives doesn't merit her being beaten by her man. I agree, no one deserves to be beaten EVER. But, can we roll the tape back on Evelyn's track record?

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K, y'all that's the update on Rosey! Feel free to comment below on your Teen Mom, LHHATL, Politico, or Basketball Wives thoughts. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose
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Ev & Ocho Update

Hey R4Readers!! Welp, there have been some developments since we reported the "Headbutting Incident" to you the other day between Chad Johnson and his wife, Evelyn Lozada. Since then, Chad has been released from jail on bond. This happened less than 24 hours after he alledgedly headbutted Lozada causing her to medical assistance. In addition to his release from jail, he has also been released from his job aka the Miami Dolphins of the NFL. Man, this dude is catching hell, right??

If that ain't bad enough, vH1 has issued a statement about the Twitter couple and pulled their upcoming reality show from the schedule. Check this out....

“Due to the unfortunate events over the weekend and the seriousness of the allegations, VH1 is pulling the series ‘Ev and Ocho’ from its schedule and has no current plans of airing it.”

There are rumors floating around that Evelyn is now retracting her story claiming that Johnson assaulted her by accident. The pair were reportedly arguing over a set of receipts Lozada found indicating that her hubby had recently purchased condoms. We don't know about you guys, but we distinctly remember Ev giving Ocho permission to step out provided he use protection. The way we see it he was only following through with his end of the bargain.

You don't suppose she's retracting her story now because she's shot herself in the foot now, huh?? Obviously, her goldigging ways will have to cease if there is no gold to dig. But, she's a golddigger just the same so she probably didn't think that far ahead. Anyway, the only people who really know what went down in that house is them. That said, the courts will determine how to handle it now. Here's what FoxSports.com had to say about Ochocinco's situation:


"Johnson's defense attorney, Adam Swickle, told the AP a no-contact order has been issued that prevents Johnson from contacting Lozada. Swickle declined to comment further.

"I was shocked," tight end Charles Clay told the AP. "Of course, you don't want things like that to happen."

If convicted, Johnson faces a maximum penalty of one year in jail and a $1,000 fine. He could also receive community service, probation or anger management classes."

How's that for a hard-knock life.
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You Ain't 'Bout Dis Life!!!

Hey R4Readers!!! By now, you've heard about the domestic violence situation between newlyweds and reality stars Chad Johnson (Ochocinco) and Evelyn Lozada, right?? According to TMZ.com, the pair were in a scuffle yesterday which ended in Ocho headbutting his own wife. Where they do that at?? South Florida to be exact....As a result, Chad has reportedly been arrested and will serve 39 days in jail.

Domestic violence isn't funny...but as you've heard and read on the blog many times the Twitter lovebirds are media hungry, reality TV mongers who are always bragging about their life and what they "got". So, pardon us while we laugh!!! Evelyn and Ocho were engaged for a whopping two years and just wedded last month. We actually congratulated them on a previous post. Nobody believed they'd make it down the aisle, but amidst the cheating, lies, reality show begging, and so on they did it. Guess the honeymoon's over though...Here's what TMZ.com had to say about the incident...


"NFL star Chad Johnson was arrested Saturday night for domestic violence ... allegedly against new wife Evelyn Lozada, one of the stars of VH1's "Basketball Wives."

Johnson allegedly head-butted Lozada during an argument, says the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, and when cops arrived to the scene, Lozada had lacerations on her forehead.

Our sources say Lozada has been at the hospital for several hours and her injury will require stitches."

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Mr. And Mrs. Johnson have a reality show premiering on their favorite network, vH1, this fall called "Ev and Ocho". Perhaps this whole "slap a hoe" scheme is part of a plan to boost ratings for the show....or maybe Ocho is just as crazy as he ever was and Ev's goldigging ways are finally paying off. Whatever the situation, bet when Ev signed up to be wifey she didn't consider the whole punched in the face thing. You ain't bout that life, boo!!!

Later.

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Congratulations Are In Order!!

Hi, Bleeps!! Hope all is well your way, there's much to discuss. This week America celebrated its independence from the monarchy many centuries ago. However, some were spending their 4th of July gazing upon more than the usual fireworks. *At this time, you might need to check outside for flying pigs*. Ochocinco and Evelyn of vH1 fame finally got hitched!! I know right?! I gasped and side-eyed all day. I never thought it would happen. So, I guess Ev got the one up on me. Ocho reportedly live-tweeted the whole wedding. I mean I love the Twit as much as the next guy, but can we show a little respect? This is a wedding ceremony for crying out loud! Is nothing sacred anymore?

However, my inner hater is telling me that this wedding was more for ratings toward their new show on (you guessed it) vH1 called Ev and Ocho.  No surprise she reportedly quit her breakout show "Basketball Wives". I guess it is now the famous "non mother-EFFING factor" she copyrighted, and technicially Ocho is a football player....Football Wives was cancelled :-(. NOTE: I called this a wedding and not a marriage...we have YET to see if they actually have that. No matter my personal feelings, I will congratulate them on making it down the aisle. I don't know guys. But to show my good sportsmanship, this is dedicated to the lovely couple, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0faZMh2QTuM
Should I watch the show?? Blog it? I have mixed feelings so maybe you could help me. For more on this story, check out www.thegrio.com.

Also, shoutout to Yandy and Kimbella of Love and Hip Hop fame who are both expecting. They had a star-studded baby shower for their bundles of joy this week as well. See previous posts about the LAHH divas for laughs and updates on who's who. For more on this, check out www.gossiponthis.com.

'Til next time....


xoxo, Christina Rose
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Splish, Splash, Mish Mash!!

Hey Blovies!! The last few weeks are like a blur, so I'm trying something a lil' different. Let's briefly discuss all the shows so far...

Basketball Wives is FINALLY over. I regret to inform you that they have been renewed for yet another season. What's worse? They've fired Jen, Royce, & Kesha from this ratchet show. The reunion show spent a lot of time trying to save Evelyn's and Tami's reputation. Tami insists that she's not a bully. Honey Boo Boo Chile, that is all we've seen of you since you got on this show. Face it. You've embarrassed yourself, your kids, and others. Acceptance is the first step. Evelyn spouted on about setting an example for her stepdaughters. I don't understand. No, really. Don't you have to be married to have stepchildren? Chad ain't married and ain't gonna marry this midriffed skank. Done and done. Oh, and I wept when Jen and Evelyn were reunited after that Maury-esque polygraph test they were both subjected to. And by wept, I mean regurgitated.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey are up to their old tricks. Badly behaved children, comparing riches, and keeping up with the Guidices. I will admit that last year I thought Melissa and Joe Gorga were just thirsty check chasing after sister/brother in law made it big on TV. Now I know, Teresa is a crazy, spastic, brainless skeezer. It's lucky for her that she flipped that table and keeps going broke. I think America cares about her evil cupcake coiffed spawn. People don't like to see kids struggle. Milk it girl! My co-blogger, Lexi, is likely cringing at this. LOL! I can't though. I can't listen to Tre lie anymore about her personal life and situation. If you don't want us in your biz, don't record your life (scripted or not) for reality tv. I also cannot with Lauren and this diet foolishness she's on. Just let your dad get you the lap band so we don't have to discuss your weight anymore. Thanks in advance.


On Teen Mom, the girls are back at it! Teenage parenting at its finest. We started this season off right. All the babies are 2 years old now. It seems like they should be older because I feel like I've been watching Amber's train wreck of a life for much longer. She and Gary are still wasting everybody's hard earned tax dollars with their crap. As reported in earlier blogs, Amber is on her way to the big house (doesn't she look fetching in Creamsicle?). Her best efforts to avoid serving time were to no avail. She got carted off to rehab in Cali and even attempted to kill herself. I'll believe that last line as soon as I see the hospital documentation. Attention is hard to come by these days I assure you. And who's caught in the crossfire?! Leah, that's who. Meanwhile, Carly is thriving with her adoptive parents. Thank you to the good Lord. Bentley seems to be fairing well with Maci and Kyle. I can't criticize Maci in the mom department. However, I know Ryan is a douche, but its not fair that he can't have a girlfriend if Maci can have a boyfriend. She needs to layoff. Farrah is STILL crying. I know she lost her baby daddy, but I maintain that the last time we heard his voice he was calling Farrah all kinds of bitches and telling her to lose his number. PS anybody note how bad Sophia is now?? She is about like Milania on RHONJ or "Millaniac" as I call her.  Somebody save this child.

Feel free to chime in if you have anything you'd like to share or any shows you'd like to suggest I get into...your feedback is important to me. Hit me up @ christinarealityforreal@gmail.com or comment below. You can even comment anonymously if you don't want nobody checking up on ya. 'Til next time....


xoxo, Christina Rose
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Smack Attack!

Hey Bloves! I'm checking in here before tomorrow's new episode of BBW. There is no shortage of things to talk about. So, here we go...

Evelyn is grasping at straws this season for friends if you ask me. First, there's Noe, whom she had a nice convo with about closing her high-end shoe store and strictly selling online. Here's what. Um, does Noe work there? Also, everybody knows the economy is looking like whodunit and why so how come Ms. Thing is trying to convince us that she's closing her store because she don't have time? Yeah, no, you ain't got money boo boo. You would think those Ochosinkhole checks would pay for her little hobby, right? Not. He ain't working. PS don't you love how she is trying to say she ain't got time for kids either. I mean, just last year, she and Ocho were at the doctor's office filling cups with semen for the boy twin set she always dreamed of (remember Pepe and Esteban?) . Second, now her assistant is her buddy too. In fact, there such close friends that this girl (whose name escapes me) is mad as hell at Jen too. Call me crazy, but sometimes employees should remain such. Whatever, more on that later.

Tami shares even more personal information about herself. I don't mean to be insensitive, but how many times do we have to hear these childhood hardship stories from her? She don't seem to care about that stuff when she fighting bitches. That's all I'm saying. Now, her mom has to catch the "you did me wrong" speech from Tami. And, scene.

Royce is in love....again. This girl falls in love about as quickly as that old lady in the "I've fallen but I can't get up" commercials. She has the attention span of a gnat. I swear. Who is this dude anyway? That's probably why Royce's dad ain't trying to hear it anymore. I'd be over it too. This time she's talking to some professional athlete and talking marriage. Oh, wait. That already happened. I think it ended with a kid and a court order not to even breathe dude's name. Anyway, Royce is a one-trick pony. Everybody around the world knows her persuasive skills. #1 = give it up. #2 = dress up in lingerie, rinse, and repeat. Next week, she'll be dating Kim K.'s ex.

The ladies attended an event at the racetrack in Miami. It was going well until Tami got the mess started. Tami confronted Jen on sending each of the women correspondence stating that no one is to get "out of pocket" with her unless they want to face a lawsuit. Then, Ev's assistant chimed in. She confronted Jen on being friends with her and suddenly stopping after she and Evelyn were no longer acquainted. Words were exchanged until the girl asked Jen if she needed to be smacked in the head. Jen said "I wish you would" and the next thing you know "SMACK" was seen and most definitely heard.

On the next episode, we will see Ev attempt to insert herself in the fight foolishly scooting across the table in a cocktail dress and barefoot. Classy. Can't wait! 'Til then....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Finally, Somebody Hurls A Bottle!!

Hi, Bleeps! Last week's Basketball Wives pulled another one of their crazy fights that keep us tuning in week to week. The victim? Kenya. She begged for it and finally got it. Her adversary? Who else, Evelyn?! Let's not waste anymore time...

The previous week's episode we saw Kesha divulge to the ladies that while she might be having problems with Tami at least she didn't call Evelyn loose like Miss Kenya did. Now, usually, I am never supportive of people dragging someone else in just because he or she is in the hot seat. But, I don't like Kenya so I'll allow it. Evelyn tried to play the news like it didn't really matter to her. Clearly it did. It's all we talked about the rest of the show. Back to that in a minute...

Kesha apparently ain't no fool. So, she enlisted the services of some new girl who was at the alleged meeting to corroborate her "hoe" story. The young lady did just that and insisted that Kenya had lots to say about all the ladies.

Jennifer is making her independence from all these ladies known. She still hangs out with Suzie, Royce, Tami, and Kesha on occasion but really she's a one woman show now. I have to admit. I like it. I didn't like her lap dog act with Evelyn. She seemed like such a yes girl. I'm still taking bets on her lip gloss line though.

There was a sweet moment on the show. One of Shaunie's very large children had a birthday. Ms. Lady flexed that celebrity to get her baby girl a chance to meet Mindless Behavior. They are like the new Backstreet Boys/Immature of this millenium. Little (or Not so Little) MiMi cried and cried upon meeting her crushes. It was cute. Too bad Shaunie is a messy ass bitch.

Ultimately, the Kenya vs. Ev fight came to a head. The ladies (headed up by Shaunie) set Kenya up for a meeting in a room full of bottles. Evelyn jumped right into it having Kesha's friend explain what was said and by whom. Ev then threatened Kenya insisting that all Kenya needs to do is admit she said it. Kenya tripped over herself most of the time and swore that she did not recall saying Evelyn was "loose". This sent Evelyn over the edge and she picked up one of those strategically placed bottles and put it right to Kenya's dome....or at least tried.

Tonight is the continuation of this foolishness. I'll be in attendance, but I ain't feeling all the way so if this epp ain't thee most entertaining ever, I wouldn't hold my breath for an update. Chime in.

'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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R4R Update: Holy Heart Attack, Batman!!!

Hey R4R readers!! As you know, our Christina Rose covers all things Basketball Wives. Tami Roman, a 2 season vet of the show, suffered a mild heart attack a couple of days ago. We waited for confirmation, but, alas, it's true. Fortunately, Ms. Roman survived the infarction and is being taken care of. To get more information, click here.... http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/tami-roman-from-basketball-wives-is-recovering-after-a-mild-heart-attack-1673859.story?ocid=answw11 . Stay tuned for updates on all your fave celebrealities and their shows.

Reality 4 Real

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Clink, B*tch, Clink!

So, bleeples, I missed last week's installment of Basketball Wives. But, it looks like I didn't miss too much. Therefore, it's on to the next one. Shall we....

For the life of me, I cannot understand why Kenya or Kesha are even factors on this show...especially Kenya. This heffa is two cubbies short of a bookshelf. That video she shot last week to launch her solo career was shameful, just shameful. What's worse? She actually thinks she's got talent. The way reality tv is headed she might be able to win American Idol....but that about it. This week she ain't on much accept that horrible, self-promoting toast she made at Shaunie's birthday celebration (we will discuss momentarily).

Kesha decided to take Royce & Suzie on a tour down home in North Cacky Lacky. They took the 5 minute tour in Kesha's mom/aunt's pickup truck. Yep, you read that right. She explained the whole family tree and tried to make us think that a cousin marrying another cousin ISN'T incest. Oh ok. She also continued to express her unhappiness with Tami's semi-racist comments about Kesha being of mixed descent. Ms. Kesha made a case to Judge Royce who ruled Tami out of order and agreed to speak to Tami on Kesha's behalf. Yeah, that went extremely well. Overall, the trip went well with Suzie completely judging Kesha's folks and Royce feeling all turched at Kesha's upbringing. She ain't got no daddy, yawl!!!

Back in Miami, Jen is getting alot of airtime. Seems all the ladies wanted to meet with Jen for one reason or another. This season the BWs are expressing that Jen has a new attitude. She is less available to them, calls them less, and just ain't who she used to be. I say more power to her. These hoes gave less than one crap about Jen before she picked up this new attitude. I wonder why. Overall, everyone seems to get along with Jen (new attitude and all) except for Evelyn of course. This bish is still bitter. She will remain bitter until a baller marries her....and even then, she ain't gonna be effing with nobody. She needs to learn many lessons. Ochocinco will teach her....starting with chlamydia.

Shaunie's birthday was in full effect. She had all the ladies here drinking to their hearts' content. This is never a good idea with this crowd, but what can ya do, right? Many toasts were made by all the kiss ass golddiggers present at the party. However, for me, Tami stole the show once again with that moment she had with Thuzie. Suze decided to thank Shaunie for her contributions to these ladies' bank accounts...This went over just fine until Suzie mentioned food stamps to Tami. Then, she spent the rest of the night apologizing about it. Meanwhile, Tami tried to calculate how long it would take her to shimmy down the table and kick Suzie's over comfortable little ass. I secretly hoped she had. Alas.

Lastly, Evelyn's rebuttle toast (in response to Jen's) resulted in a harsh word exchange. Evelyn's line, "you ain't 'bout dis life, Jen". My question is "what life?" The life in which you share your jobless athlete fianchee with strippers, prostitutes, and fellow golddiggers? Or the life in which you have to fake fight women where ever you go? Oh oh, the life where you can't keep any friends? If that's the life of which she speaks, I can see why Jen might pass. Plus, here's a secret boys and girls, Evelyn's bark is way bigger than her bite. Point blank. And can we discuss this book deal with Baby (from Cash Money Records) real quick? Evelyn can't even conjugate verbs. Baby Birdman or whatever can't either. He has stars tatted on top of his head. I can't take that and book publishing seriously. I'll stop talking about him now for fear that lil' Wayne will choke me with his purple skinny jeans. Ok bye.

Next week, the ladies read Kenya. This is an episode I definitely won't miss. 'Til then...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Battle of the Basketball B****es!!

Hey, Bleeples. It was another dull week on Basketball Wives. I think Shaunie's run out of messy golddiggers to exploit or losing her control of her mess-ometer. These tricks got me bored. What about you? Might as well delve into it....here goes.

Evelyn's sister is a blast of realness that this show really needed. I know her sis ain't a castmember, but its nice to know the basketball hoes actually live in the real world with the rest of us and our problems. Sistergirl is going through something for real. Her husband is suffering from cancer and has to have 'round the clock care. Since Evelyn likes her brother-in-law, she is taking this news hard. She did something nice for someone else. Mine eyes have never seen anything like this. She treated her sis and daughter to a nice spa day. In other news, her marriage to Chad Ochosinkhole is yet looming. Stay tuned for that. I'm holding my breath in anticipation.

Last we saw Royce, she was getting a role in some low-budget, rinky-dink school play. Now, her busy agent racked her up a charity gig. Royce decided to use her celebrity to promote bone marrow and cord blood donation among African-Americans. Noble. I rather enjoyed watching Royce act like she was accepting an academy award for hosting this event. She cried and errything. However, I coulda done without Thuzie (Suzie) who is looking more and more like Mariah Carey's younger, slow-developed sister. She came in and made a bee line for the bar, got smashed, and talked loudly at the event. What an embarrassment. Last week, she was fronting Kenya about acting inappropriately at age 35, but Thuzie acts the same damn way. Pot please don't act like you ain't never met kettle. It is not attractive.

Shaunie and Tami are still playing the counselor role, but I have a feeling we'll have the old Tami back in no time flat. She agreed (begrudgingly) to assist Kenya in her music ventures by introducing the future music star to her glam squad. This went over extremely well. Kenya showed up late....with her hair in shambles....and a quilt-like jacket.....hotel radio/cd player....portfolio pics on disk....and red lipstick on. Tami expressed her disdain for Kenya's professionalism, but she still proceeded to audition Kenya. She asked Kenya to play her single. She couldn't get her ghetto radio to play. She asked Kenya to perform a dance routine. She said her jacket would not allow for her Beyonce-like moves. Those were the highlights. It went downhill from there. Two words. I can't.

Kenya and Kesha tried to drudge up some drama this week. At Kenya's dance auditions, Kesha and Royce showed up to serve as judges and moral support. Kenya made a little Oscar speech expressing that even though Kesha doesn't support her dreams and called Kenya a failure that she was glad they were still able to come together and audition dancers for this wack-tastic video she's about the create. She, then, thanked everyone (BUT Kesha) for their support. Kesha got extremely pissed and complained about the whole rest of the episode. The highlight of the whole show was the conversation held between those two and Evelyn, Tami, and Shaunie.

Hopefully someone gets slapped next week cuz I'm barely holding on here....Mayday, mayday....'til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Wives, Drives, & Chicks on the Side!

What up, Bleeps!! The new season of Basketball Wives is well underway. Everybody’s favorite crazy heiffers are back! So without further ado…

For two seasons, Jennifer (Williams) and Evelyn (Lozada) were besties. Jen and Ev have teamed up to battle the likes of Suzie (Ketcham), Royce (Reed), and Tami (Roman). Evelyn helped destroy Jen’s marriage to Eric Williams, and then pioneered her way into the heart of Chad Ochocinco. Scroll on down the blog to find out what kind of foolishness that relationship has caused. It’s safe to say that Jen and Ev’s relationship is dead, but it wasn’t without a fight. Two episodes in and we’ve already seen Jen try to work things out with Ev to no avail. Jen has been caught on different media venues calling Ochocinco a media whore and saying that Evelyn shouldn’t be with him. Ev didn’t care for that. Now, the two are into it because Jen was running her mouth yet again. This time she blogged (go figure!) that Evelyn dates the same kind of
men. That didn’t go over too well. Shaunie and Tami tried to oversee a meeting between them and that didn’t go well either. RIP to their friendship.

 

 

Apparently, Basketball Wives is now being taped in NYC. The ladies have relocated to not only accommodate the native New Yorkers but to add 2 new ex-wives/baby mamas to the mix. Enter Kenya and Kesha….Kenya was married to some baller and is now in the process of divorcing this fool. She is 35 years old. This information is important for later. Kesha is a basketball dancer and ex-girlfriend. She celebrates anniversaries of breakups. This should be interesting. Now, back to Kenya….she believes herself to be a successful singer/artist who is working independently to become the next big superstar. I suspect this had something to do with her relationship fail. As mentioned, she is 35, and has posted self-produced music videos for your viewing pleasure. She has recruited her friends, Royce & Kesha, to dance in her newest video. She is very defensive about her career and will likely get her arse beat this season because of it. Yay!

Suzie and Tami aren’t up to much this season. Suzie is so happy to be back in the circle, she is beside herself! She is quite vocal with her opinions of people. I forsee issues with the other ladies because of her wild ‘n free mouth. On this week’s episode, she and Kenya went back and forth
about the creativity of Kenya’s videos. Suzie’s words? “It’s weird. What is someone her age doing making this stuff anyway?” I must say, I totally agree Suzie. Maybe not the age thing, but the videos are weird…just youtube this girl. You’ll see. Tami is playing this season’s sound mind and voice of reason. I don’t know how I like this. I think I prefer Tami throwing bows and slapping bishes!

The most interesting thing going on so far on the show is the relationship conversation Evelyn and Chad had. She flew to Miami to discuss what that blogs and tweeters were saying about his cheating ways. He admitted to having a wandering eye, and Evelyn admitted to knowing he has a wandering eye. The part that got me was Evelyn telling Chad that despite their upcoming nuptials she knows he will be with other women. She, then, told him that if he is on the
road and wants to sleep with other women he should call her and let her know. She also said she’d like him to protect himself. Call me old-fashioned, but I think it’s a little unfair to grant your man permission to cheat just so you can have your fairytale wedding day….and prove all the world wrong about your relationship. PS the world wins.

‘Til next week…

xoxo, Christina Rose

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See A Bish, Splash a Bish!

Hi my lovely bleeples! I know I've been MIA...somehow I found time to do something other than my usual gossiping and roasting of all things reality! I'm way late with the Basketball Wives finale, but you guys love me and prolly won't mind hearing my late but still valid opinion on the matter.

Jen was the star this episode what with her divorce party and all. That said, I'll come back to her. Evelyn and the gang didn't have much goin on. Although, there was a little blip in there where there was actually some trouble in paradise. Evelyn just happened to be driving the strip when she discovered that her boo, Ochocinco, having lunch with a female. Quick! Somebody call 911. This is an emergency. Another golddigging heifer is on the prowl looking to murk (yes, murk) a relationship. Like a true baller hunter, Evelyn waited until he got home to spring him with the news that he's been caught! They fight and argue about him consorting with those types despite Evelyn's eery similarity to them. By the time it was all over though, he was back to begging for the cootch, and she was back to giving it. Moving on...

Still no Meeka in sight...I guess she slid her greasy arse back to the Congo. Good riddance!

As if we cared, Shaunie and her manager are shown in an all to glowy light attempting to expand her brand once again! So, I'm the only one who notices that Shaunie never gets any negative playing time on the show?? Oh ok. Anyway, now the former Mrs. O'Neal is attempting to design shoes....wait, didn't she do that last year? *cue the fail music* She got the gig this time and of course she and her wormy manager were "elated". Girl, bye.

Back to Jen, She and Big Mouf Suzie went cake shopping for the divorce party. When I say they went, I mean they had a full on cake tasting and everything. They designed the cake in wedding style fashion but with the bride dressed in all black and holding the groom's bloody head. Classy!

Meanwhile, Jen still isn't technically divorced. I just thought I'd point that out. I know you guys are smarter than that, but for good measure. Mr. Ed makes several appearances throughout complaining one minute of Jen dragging this thing out and begging the next minute for her to please, PLEASE come back! Ya never know with him. Jen spent her very well planned out divorce party bashing her husband, slobbering all over that gay guy Al hooked her up with, and beating her husband's paper balls to a pulp. Alas, I think Mr. Ed got the last laugh. During their little meeting to discuss matters, they ended up in a heated match on which one of them is worse...Jen threw food at him...he splashed her directly in the face with her own martini! What a mess?! Poor Jen got exactly what her dumb ass deserved. It might just be me, but looked like her eyes were burning a bit too...Just sayin...

Haven't caught the reunion yet, so why don't you guys enlighten me on what happened?? Til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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I Wouldn't Tell Suzie the Sky is Blue!

Hey, Bleeples! Last night's episode of Basketball Wives lacked the drama last night, but that isn't to say there is nothing to discuss. What the show lacked in drama, it made up for in petty foolishness and a preview to more shenanigans!

How does Tami top the face bop heard 'round the world? She doesn't. But, she did run tell dat to her homegirl and fellow ghettoan, Royce, who was all ears to hear how the grease monkey got caught. She explained to Royce that Meeka had to pay for constantly running her mouth and never remembering what comes out of it. Royce stated it correctly when she said, "you can take the girl out the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out the girl". I agree wholeheartedly.

Jen met up with Al Reynolds this week to discuss men. I'm sure he woke up early for that conversation since his defunct marriage to Star Jones likely ended over them. And don't try to act like you didn't know Al was/is gay. Jen claims that he's her male best friend, but to me he's like having another girlfriend. Al suggested a few friends of his to Jen as candidates for dating. They exchanged golddigger phrases such as "do you prefer him to be tall or his bank account?" and "I have to know what he does for a living". Well, Jen. What do you do?? Right.

Meanwhile, Royce and Suzie meet up to discuss the happenings with Mr. Ed. Y'all know who that is--Jen's ex hubby. Remember, a few episodes back he approached Suzie with a part in his semi-pornographic movie. She declined after telling him she thinks its A) gonna flop and B) just a ploy to piss Jen off. He assured her that he could care less about Jen or whether or not she does the movie. Now, Mr. Ed has asked Royce to be apart of the film. Get this....she's actually considering it. Royce and Suzie talked about it as Suzie inquired about Royce telling Jen about this. Royce promptly explained that she doesn't see the need to tell Jen anything and that no one is going to hamper her career opportunities. Career Opportunities?! Is this heifer serious? If this movie is a career move for her, then houston we got a bigger problem than we thought. This chick has gone bonkers. Matter fact, I am starting a "Send Royce a $1" campaign. She clearly needs it. Suzie ain't been right about much, but she is most certainly correct that this movie WILL flop.

Evelyn and the gang celebrate her daughter's (Shaniece) graduation from high school. And, the gang's all here....well, except her dad or her "stepdad". So bleeps, help me. If your mom never marries the man she was dating, would he still be considered your "stepdad"?? Oh ok. Anyway, she was very upset that her daddies didn't come, but wait a minute...is it a bird? or a plane? No, its Ochocinco's wack ass here to save the day. They had a decent and civil celebration filled with tears and corniness.

Suzie ran and told Jen all about Royce's plans to do Mr. Ed's movie. Jen went on and on about how Royce doesn't follow girl code. Well, don't you kind of have to be friends for girl code to apply? Alas, I don't know everything. What I took from this whole thing is this: You can't tell Suzie NOTHING. As the title states, I wouldn't tell Suzie obvious ish that any fool would know. You can't state your name to this chick because as soon as prompted, and even sometimes when not prompted, she spews information like a sprinkler. How can any of them even stand her? I gossip. Hell, I blog! But, I don't tell everything everybody ever says to me. Suzie does. Ugh...

Next week, we can expect to see Mr. Ed reach his breaking point. We witnessed him throw a glass of some beverage directly in Jen's face....I can't say what happened, but I can say I laughed hard and loud upon seeing that. Don't judge me. You prolly did too. Oh, and thank you vH1 for the Meeka break. Too much of her is detrimental to our health. 'Til next week...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Tami's on a roll...

So, bleeps, you know I gotta keep you updated on Basketball Wives' foolishness as it happens...

According to Essence online, our resident Headbussa, Tami Roman, is doing so again...at least figuratively. She has promised to seek anger management counseling after last week's episode showed her once again beating somebody down. However, though she may be (somewhat) admitting she has an anger problem, she has asked if not demanded that vH1 to get rid of her new nemesis, Meeka Claxton. She cites that she refuses to work with someone who is suing her over nothing.

Really Tami?! This coming from the same person who sued Evelyn over a phrase Evelyn actually said. Yeah, the "non-motherf****** factor" comment. Tami hooped and hollered about Evelyn trying to make a dollar off her embarrassment. Don't get me wrong. I kind of like Tami. But, I also know chicks like her. You know, the kind that can do stuff to you, but you can't do it to them. She is accustomed to running things, bossing people, and doing as she pleases. Here's what, Tami. If you can't take the heat, get the hell off the reality show then!! vH1 is likely going to keep Meeka just because of all this mess you and she are drudging up. This is exactly the kind of thing they (and Shaunie O'Neal) were hoping would happen. Get used to Meeka, cause her greasy, fast talking self aint goin' nowhere.

Check out more on this story at www. essence.com. 'Til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Tami's a starter....The rest are riding the bench!

I normally don't post about "Basketball Wives". I usually leave that to my co-blogger Christina, but today, I had to chime in!

First, I must say that the underbite-having creature, known as Suzie, needs a muzzle! She is destined to forever be the girl someone hates because she can't seem to give HERSELF a break from the drama! She knew that telling Tami or Evelyn what Meeka said would get Meeka injured in some way. I think Suzie's a mole of some sort. I don't remember the player she supposedly dated years ago. I don't understand what makes her so "interesting". She serves no purpose, and I don't know why she thinks the women in this group won't throw punches at her soon! Does she not know undercover hoodrats when she sees them?? She's pressing her luck! That chick should start playing poker for a living because her whole life is one big gamble! LOL

And Evelyn really thinks she can be friends with people?? HOES DON'T HAVE FRIENDS!!! They can't because they might screw their friends' men! I thought that was well-known. Evelyn thinking she can have real friends is like a stripper thinking she can leave her co-workers with her husband. In other words, it's INSANE!! Evelyn is a gold digger to her core! And for her to get mad at Jennifer, as if she's the only one who thinks Chad Ochocinco is a media whore, is ridiculous. I'm pretty sure Chad's not going off on men in the locker room for talking about her! He knows who and what she is. She would be wise to know her role and do the same when it comes to him. Plus, he is not about to marry her! NO MAN WILL! As Tami has said before, Evelyn claims she ended her 10 year relationship with Antoine Walker, but how long were you planning to just let an engagement go on?? Evelyn, if athletes aren't marrying you, it's because they have learned your game, meaning too many of them have been with you. LOL! The only chance she has is to marry a low-rent athlete a la Kim Kardashian, at least that guy will marry her for the publicity if nothing else. And she can always go find a no-name NFL player. Most of them don't even break a million dollars a year, so they will take any pretty face in a skirt. Strippers, gold diggers, busted bitches included.

Tami, Tami, Tami!! What was the show like before Tami was a cast member? I truly don't remember, so that tells me it was what? IRRELEVANT! I think most of the women know that, too, and that's probably why they sometimes tell Tami things they know will set her off. TAMI IS THE SHOW!!! Last night, I was in tears laughing at her imitating Meeka to her face. It was priceless. Meeka isn't clueless, she's just SCARED! LOL! And she should be...Tami beat her ass like she was an old, ugly rug last night! It was a true snatch-n-grab. Straight hood! LOL

I have no idea what this show is doing to Shaunie's image and credibility, but she should definitely enjoy this fame for as long as Tami allows it to last. I mean, really, how many women are you going to come across who can beat another woman OUT of a country?!

Think about that....LOL

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Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A B-Ball Wife!

Holy Catfight, Batman! Well, Bleeps. You guessed it. It finally went down between Tami and Meeka! Basketball Wives heated up tonight with all kinds of fights, foolishness, and mayhem!

Last Week, we were left in limbo on what was going to happen with Evelyn and Jen. No brainer?! Tami and Mother Shaunie swooped in and meddled until the whole "your man's a media whore" thing blew over. Evelyn fussed. Jen wept. End of Story.

The ladies ate and frolicked all over Italy. And everywhere they went, Tami's anger was sure to go! Each time they sat down Tami would confront resident grease monger, Meeka, on the stuff she's always randomly saying to someone. First, it was about Royce. Then, it was about going back and forth from Evelyn's click to Suzie and the other rejects. Finally, it was about some nasty things Meeka said about Tami's weave, clothing, and personal choices. At this last meal, Tami came in ready to argue. She didn't want to even sit next the the grease monster. I can't blame her, she might drip. Kohl's ain't cheap. Tami mocked the damn girl right in her face while the entire table laughed. Then, she let Meeka in on the joke...except Meeka wasn't feeling it. Of course, Tami dialed up the drama by explaining her frustrations to Meeka loudly. It took ol' mama Shaunie aka the BBW Oracle to tell Meeka WTF the problem is. And, the impossible happened!! Meeka apologized. Tami's response: "She apologized. I heard it." Coldblooded doesn't even begin to describe. I loved every second. Needless to say after Tami told Meeka her "black ass" should have said...they ain't cool no mo'.

Meeka decided to talk with Suzie about her Tami problems. They discussed the Royce issues. They also drudged up some old conversations. Meeka confided in Suzie that Tami called the other ladies "fake". Suzie noted these comments in her head like a tape recorder. Everything Meeka said to Suzie during their rendezvous she might as well have shouted from the rooftops because Suzie ran and told that. Thuzie explained that the things Meeka said put her in an "awkward" position. You mean more awkward than your oblong face? Oh ok.

Tami said later that she would just be civil on the rest of trip....until Suzie sang like a canary. It was all ships on deck at that point. Later that evening, the ladies met up in some exclusive Italian club. I found it odd that they showed up in 3s but they left in one van...Ok, anyway, Suzie, Jen, & Meeka had a few drinks before the other ladies showed up. Tami and the others walked in. No makeup, hair in a ponytail, and sour face.....sounds premeditated to me. Tami tried to talk with Meeka about the new information she received from Suzie. Meeka maintained that Tami did indeed call everybody fake, but Tami says she called them "popular". LOL, really Tami? All it took was for Meeka to put her hand up...and WHOOMP Upside Meeka's head, I say WHOOMP upside her head!! Jerry Springer looked like Mr. Rogers Neighborhood compared to this. It took like six guys to get Tami up off of Meeka. Weaves and sh!t pulled. It didn't end well.

After that, Meeka scurried out of Italy like a race horse at the track! She wrote Oracle Shaunie a letter explaining her hurried escape. Naturally, Shaunie reads the letter in front of everyone. "Dear Shaunie, Tami is unstable"....and so on. Tami's Response: "Dear Meeka, write a letter to someone that gives a f*ck!" You know Tami is borderline Borderline Personality. She really ain't stable. But, she could kick it with me any day. She is TV gold!

Can't wait until next week when Mr. Ed returns!

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Who's Suing Who?! Basketball Wives Update

This Just In, Bleeps! Last week during that Basketball Wives preview they left us wondering which cast members were in an all out brawl....well, thanks to my lovely friends/readers, we now know that it was Tami Roman and Meeka Claxton. Yes!! We know because apparently Tami waxed that ass so badly that Meeka is suing. Poor grease monkey! Here's an exerpt from MediaTakeout.com:

According to the lawsuit, which MediaTakeOut.com obtained from one of our SNITCHES at the Nassau county courthouse - Meeka is suing Tammi for ASSAULTING HER during the taping of the show.Here's what happened. Meeka and Tami were taping an episode of Basketball Wives when Tami PHYSICALLY ATTACKED Meeka. But get this. Instead of Meeka behaving in a GHETTO MANNER - like is the case on most reality shows nowadays, Meeka did the classy thing. She's launched a LAWSUIT against Tami.Good for her. Hopefully she takes every dime that Tami got. Wait a sec . . . does Tami even have any money. LOL!!!

LOL, It's raining foolishness y'all! I had to share with all my fellow reality TV junkies.

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Keep My Name Ocho Mutha F****n Mouf!

Look out, Bleeps! Hold the phone, Jersey Shorers! Italy ain't never seen nothing...until they seen the Bitter Basketball Bitches go at it. As always, the exes, jumpoffs, and baby mamas deliver the drama.

We left off last week with half the table versus Meeka. Anybody else think Meeka looks like a sock puppet?? Oh ok...anyway, Tami, Evelyn, Jen, hell everybody are all trying to tell this fool that nobody at this dinner table is her friend. But of course, she's doing so much talking she can't hear what the other ladies are saying. Thus, she missed the memo once again. And in true BBB fashion, when in doubt, trash Royce. Meeka solicits the wise musings of the lovely Jennifer Williams to inquire about whether or not she really has friends in the "circle". Jen confirmed. Yeah, no Meeka. You don't.

Over the next few days, Tami goes on about Meeka to the point that Meeka actually stopped showing up for social gatherings. Gotta love that Tami! She wrote the book on drama and driving others away...i.e. MTV's The Real World and, um, her husband.

The ladies fronted Suzie briefly about whether or not she's been playing informant to Royce in regards to the trip. She denied it of course...and if she didn't look pathetic enough, she read her texts from Royce aloud to ensure that she was telling the truth. Here's the thing, Suzie: You are real REAL grown. If you text message Umbutu, King of the Sick Dicks, that is your business and you ain't gotta answer to nobody but your maker about who, what, where, and when you do anything (with). Stop checking with these hoes about what you do...that is my assessment. The level of lame just really makes me ill, y'all.

Meanwhile, as if there wasn't enough drama to go around, enter Evelyn with her new set of foolishness. She called a conference meeting with Shaunie (head BBB) and Tami (1st Drama cadet) to discuss a recent interview her "best friend" Jen did in Cleveland recently. If you watched the show, you know that we heard about 2 mins of conversation between Jen and some radio DJ who asked about Ev and Chad Ochocinco's relationship. More specifically, she asked if Jen had a problem with him being an athlete and dating her friend. Jen responded by calling Ocho a "media whore" and asked if Evelyn wanted to get out of one bad "situation" for another one. Now, I'm trying to figure out where in there Jen said anything false. And how did Evelyn conclude that Jen ain't sh!t and that she is not a good friend? I've never cared for either one of them, but on this one you can call me Team Jen. Every season Evelyn has shown she is the one who isn't a good friend. She is your best friend until she ain't. Then, she is your worst enemy and will spend all her free time trying to figure out ways to make sure you know she's your enemy. You will find yourself spending the exact amount of time you did telling her your personal business wishing you had never met. Jen has been cosigning on these shenanigans for some time. So, it's funny to see the tables turn on her. Now she can see firsthand what it's like to be on the other end of Evelyn's antics. The only difference between Jen and any other chick is that she cares. We don't. I would blow Evelyn the deuces before she could say "You's a non-muthaf****** factor, bitch".

The same ones who conferred with Evelyn and practically sicked her on Jen like a dog to an intruder are the same ones coddling Jen and trying to make Evelyn take it all back. Epic fail!! Shaunie and Tami are trouble and mess rolled up in a ball. These women are so high school. Climbing through windows and sh!t?! What in the entire f***?? You are too grown to be climbing walls over this.

Next week, we get to see Tami's next victim...or was that Evelyn....or Meeka?? Who was that fighting in the preview, anyway? You weigh in. 'Til next time, Bloves!

xoxo, Christina Rose

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