Basketball Wives LA Season Summary

Hi, bleeps!! I haven't been commenting much lately on the Bball jumpoffs. But, since the season is ended and the reunion show is a blah fest, I thought now is as good a time as any! This season has been chock full of foolery with Jackie being at the front of the line!! So, let's discuss shall we...

First off, I'd like to mention what a nice surprise it was to have Mrs. Kimsha show up at the end....as if Shaunie n'em wanted to place her in there for good measure. Who do you think you foolin' vH1? I call this one a major FAIL. We all know y'all kicked both her and Strange' out cuz they weren't bringing the foolishness. Please don't insult our intelligence.

 

 

The only reason Kimsha was even around is to display the sad, sad fact that Jackie has talked herself right outta some friends. The fact that she is clammoring for Kimsha's friendship is even lower on the pathetic scale. Have some damn dignity please?!

 

 

I am so glad these women finally figured out what I've been blogging all season...Jackie is a psychopathic, crazy lunatic. Yes, all that. That whole Hawaii scene with the ladies arguing back and forth was proof positive that Jackie has been the culprit behind all the mess spread amongst the ladies. I am the happiest about Draya finally finding some kind of voice to stand amongst these chicks and not just let them bully her. A jumpoff is just as important as an almost wife and Draya ain't gonna let them forget it.

"What was that scene at the restaurant?", you wondered. I'll tell you. It was Jackie's first attempt at acting big and bad. She'd like us all to think she is queen bee and running things. However, the other girls had something totally different in mind. Malaysia established point blank that she was gonna harness her inner "souther-Inn" belle on that hoe! iDied!! Needless to say, their conversation ended badly.

Now, the reunion has been snooze-worthy and the only thing I'm still tuning in for is to continue my season long laugh at Tackie Jackie. We're taking bets on whether or not Strange' or Kimsha will be there. Takers?? 'Til next season....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Chrissy, Do You Have Something You'd Like to Share With The Class?

Okay. This show has taken "hoodrattery" to a new level! Chrissy really went to Jim like she was justified in what she did! And then she changed the story a little! Kimbella said she had DATED Fab, not f***ed him! Don't try to make yourself look better for your man because we see how much he cares. He didn't even remember what you said at the end of that conversation. Wow, what a winner you have, Chrissy! LOL

Oh, and Somaya must have been offended when Chrissy cracked on her teeth! She took the cameras with her to the dentist! Show the world your new teeth, girl! LOL! But does she really think she's somewhere between Selena and Gwen Stefani when it comes to her music?? OMG! Can someone bring her down to earth.....QUICKLY?

I love how Kimbella met with Yandy (Lispy Yandy) to plead her case and insinuate that this punch from Chrissy is going to cause problems. Girl, you are a jumpoff who happened to get pregnant. Don't act like you're some dignified high school sweetheart! More than anything, don't feed into her, Yandy. Any chick in a dress that short and chooses to wear no underwear is just a hoe! End of story. Kimbella=HOE! No way around it!

Yandy's second lunch was hilarious and pointless, too. All of the girls did seem brainwashed by Chrissy. Frankly, I think they all just don't want to say the obvious: that Chrissy is probably afraid some Kimbella-type will tell her something like that about Jimmy or it's already happened. And Olivia had gotten boojie because she's not in her mom's house anymore! LMAO! Saying that she's trying to be more than Somaya so she can't go to her show is truly mean. Just go and laugh at it later if you must. Somaya is trying to make things right! Give her a chance! You should know what it's like to be an outsider because you're running around New York begging for record deals. I think it's jealousy....Somaya has had two performances (one during the first season, one during this season), but all Olivia has had is that showcase that obviously failed since she's still searching for a deal. Womp womp.

But last night's kicker was Emily listening to Chrissy's love advice. Really? Chrissy is the chick who proposed to her BF, but he lost the ring. Her advice should be the last advice someone should seek.

Granted, Somaya's performance sucked and should not have ended this week's episode. Plus, Chrissy, of course all Yandy thinks about are checks! She's a manager! Chrissy is just angry and bitter this season, so I'm going to need her to take some boxing classes instead of trying to start pointless arguments and fighting fights that aren't hers.

Oh, well! More from me next week, loves!

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Peter, Do You Want To Be A Housewife?

First of all, do all of these Housewives have side hustles? Because I can't figure out how Sheree and Kim can afford these houses they are building/moving into. Sheree needed a ballroom. Sheree, that is not a room where BALLERS will come to try to wife you up. I think I needed to clarify that since she doesn't read books...but wants a library in her home. Sheree is always doing something crazy that never comes through, and this is one of those things I bet. Remember She by Sheree? Have we heard anything about it? EXACTLY!!

Now, on to Phaedra and Apollo's drama. Apollo got pulled over by the cops. BIG DEAL! If he didn't have drugs in the car or something else that's illegal, this would not have been a huge issue. I'm still confused about how to feel about him. If he was in jail for a white collar crime, why is he being treated like Rodney King?! Whatever! And if your wife is an attorney, all pride aside, you better call her! And why would him saying "I'm at work" be a sufficient answer to Phaedra because she doesn't seem to understand what he does for a living. Hey, if they like it, I guess I'm forced to love it!

Cynthia. Cynthia. What is your purpose? Obviously everything around you is telling you that you don't need to have Peter in your life! Your family hates him, when he's around your ex we see how inferior Peter is, and Peter seems to have no regard for your family or feelings! Plus, what happened to boundaries?! Why are they discussing their finances, love life, and future business ventures with Cynthia's ex? Leon should be coming to the door to say hello and to pick up his daughter. Nothing else.

And Kim and this pregnancy is the most annoying thing! She's just as over-the-top as she accused Phaedra of being. Why are you always acting like you need a drink so bad? ENJOY YOUR PREGNANCY! Another self-absorbed mother has been added to the ranks!

Now, NeNe. I get that she cares about how her son feels about her and his father being separated. But does the boy really need Louis Vuitton luggage? Also, she shouldn't be telling Gregg that Brent feels he is boring when he's at his home. If she was gonna do that, she could have said it more eloquently than "He say you be boring!" Thanks for that ebonics explanation, LaQuisha! Geez!

Now, for my second favorite part of the episode, Phaedra and Kandi's shopping for Kim's baby shower. I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed hearing Phaedra call Peter "the old man in the shoe", "Papa Smirf", and saying she didn't tell him to sleep with everybody. I agree with Phaedra. Peter cannot expect women to think it's so great for him to have that many kids by that many different women. Plus, he isn't a clean man: he's dirty as hell! Saying all of that stuff in that interview was a punk, dirty move! Mr. "I'm A Real Man" should have said this stuff to their faces! On top of that, I have to say he can't be Uncle Ben, Phaedra, Uncle Ben seems nice! Hahahaha!

That baby shower was too extravagant for words, though. I understand a new life is coming into the world, but celebrating in a place probably used for galas is extreme! I agree that she probably took a page out of Phaedra's book, minus the ballerinas. Oh, and Kim, Kandi hasn't spoken to you in forever because you messed with her money! I don't know what world Kim lives in, but in the real world cheating someone out of money for work they did is not acceptable. Kim thinks she's above the rules. WRONG, SWEETIE!! Speaking of Sweetie, I'm glad she got to enjoy the event like someone with dignity, not like the woman Kim treats like a servant. Well, I'm hoping she did because we didn't really get to see that. LOL

MY FAVORITE MOMENT OF THE EPISODE: The fight between Apollo and Peter. I don't know what makes Peter think he can talk crazy to a man that just left the slammer. Umm, sit your behind down and shut up. Truthfully, Peter deserved what he got. You don't yell at a woman when her husband is present! You're asking for a confrontation! Then to bring up the fact that he's been incarcerated is insane! That's something you say when you're ready to throw a punch next. LOL! Also, why would he say Sheree isn't cute? Worry about your own wife! She's the one who walked the runway last year with cellulite EVERYWHERE!

Btw, let me state for the record that I do not trust Kroy. Who the hell is from Montana?? You never hear anyone say they are from there, visit there, have family there, etc. At least I haven't! Saying he's from there makes me think it is something he's possibly saying so he can start a new life or probably front in some way. We've all heard of Don Draper. If you haven't, google him. LOL! And you mean to tell me he just fell in love with superficial Kim with two kids by two different men?? No. Something is wrong with that picture completely. I don't know any 25 year old man that would wanna play Daddy for 2 children he just practically met. It's noble, but c'mon! It's something mostly made for movies. I have a feeling this might be his first relationship, too, so he's just going with the flow. I think that'll come to an end shortly. I give that marriage 6 months, or at least as long as it takes them to get paid for one season of that spinoff she supposedly got.

Anyway, see you Sunday!!! : )

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Hot Mess of the Week: Bob (The Asshole) Whitfield

Okay, so a new feature that Christina and myself will be starting is naming a reality star as that week's hot mess! This will be funny and amazing, like we try to make the rest of our blog! So, here's our first ever hot mess: BOB WHITFIELD, ex-husband of Sheree' Whitfield.

Now, the reason I have named Bob as this week's hot mess is quite easy to understand if you watch "Real Housewives of Atlanta". The man is a borderline deadbeat dad! Granted, I won't pretend to know the ins and outs of anyone's marriage, former relationship, etc. But whatever problem he has with Sheree is beside the point. Bob is an ASSHOLE because he's a professional football player and his EX-WIFE is having to take his son, A FOOTBALL PLAYER, to buy football cleats. I think that is appalling! Bob, obviously your son wants to follow in your footsteps and respects you. The least your sorry ass could do is show up to buy him equipment for the sport you've made a living from and should be guiding your son in as he progresses as an athlete. Also, if you are going to try to act like you are a good father, please at least shop with your kids (and make sure it's televised in order to plead your case because right now you need to improve your image) since your wife is already taking you to court over child support. The problem with Bob possibly attempting to deny the allegation that he hasn't paid child support is that if that were the case, it wouldn't have even made it to court. In order for a child support case to exist, as I understand, something has to be wrong. There has to be a lack of payment, failure to pay the amount ordered by the court, or a habitual pattern of making late payments. All of which still manage to make Bob look like what? AN ASSHOLE!!!! So, Bob, I heard that Wendy Williams has accused you of being a sorry excuse for a father, too. But my criticism is coming to you from a personal place. My father is a deadbeat, and there's nothing more embarrassing than a deadbeat who DOESN'T have to be one! Pay your child support! Better yet, pay your child support AND support your children emotionally and thoroughly in all of their endeavors. Hurry up, or they'll be too old to care about you. It happens all the time. Hell, it's happened with me and my father!

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I See The Hip Hop, But Where's The Love?!

Let me start by saying that I never intended to start liking this show. I can't even say now that I like it, but the buzz surrounding it made me tune in for season 2.

I'm gonna start by discussing Chrissy. HOW DELUSIONAL IS THIS CHICK?! I have never heard of a man losing an engagement ring! First of all, I've never heard of a man with an engagement ring, but if he has one then losing it like Jim Jones did is unacceptable. Plus, Chrissy, that's a message he's sending you: he doesn't want to get married! This chick is stuck on wanting to be Jim Jones' wife, a title that I'm sure is undesirable. I think she's thinking of marrying him as if it were the Olympics. In other words, she's going for the gold and winning means she's the best jumpoff in history! Well, you go, Chrissy! DREAM BIG....it doesn't even cost you a diamond to do that! LOL!

Olivia, why??? Why is she on the show??? No one is her man! She's not trying to rap! She's just there! Just because she was the least known member of G-Unit a few years ago doesn't mean she's earned the right to force herself upon us via television! I feel assaulted. VH1, stop it!

Now, Somaya and Emily...I don't know when this friendship started, but I don't diss anything that gives me ammo for my blog posts! LOL! Ammunition given to me by this episode: how unclassy it was for Somaya and Emily to be walking around the liquor store on a show about hip hop. LMAO! Stereotype much?? On any other VH1 show or network, the women would have been at the mall or the grocery store. Leave it to these hood heffas to have a stroll down the Ciroc aisle!

Oh, and Kimbella! Kimbella? That sounds like the name of a friend Shenehneh from "Martin" would have had. And Kimbella comes with fucked up weave and exaggerated speech and movements. "I'm Kimbella....the girl of.....and.....I like....." SHUT UP!!!!!! She's a joke! Juelz's stock plummeted by her exposing herself as his girl AND the mother of his child! Gross! Just gross.

And as for how pathetic Emily is, we see that at the end of the episode. Kimbella says she's slept with Emily's man. Emily sits in silence and then begins to recite and compare timelines with Kimbella. We find out she was pregnant when Fabolous was dating Kimbella. HMM...so you would think that Emily got mad, right? No. HERE COMES CHRISSY TO DELIVER AN ASS-KICKING THAT SHE SHOULDN'T BE GIVING! I don't know what's worse, the fact that Emily can't defend herself or that Chrissy is so dedicated to fighting/exhibiting her hoodrat tendencies. Either way, Kimbella got her a$$ handed to her! Whatever, though. I'm just ready for next week's episode.

BUT....TONIGHT'S STAR: MAMA JONES!!! That woman is such a former crackhead, but it is beyond hilarious to me! She really went in the studio and made a diss rap about Chrissy AND sent it to a webstie, a la Robert "Granddad" Freeman from "The Boondocks" LMFAO!! Look, Mama Jones can make as much music as she wants, but the guy taping her is going to hell. LOL! He should be arrested for taking advantage of someone with issues. He's just as bad as the people that were recording fights between homeless people a few years ago. LMAO!

Thoughts, people?? I'm in new territory here!

P.S. The pic above is a screenshot of Chrissy giving Kimbella that beatdown!

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Kongratulations, Kim & Kroy Biermann!

According to USweekly.com, Atlanta Falcon Kroy Biermann and Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak tied the knot Nov 11th at 4:30pm at their home. They were joined by Kim’s children Brielle, 14, and Ariana, 9, from Kim’s previous relationships and their 5 month old son, Kroy Jagger Jr.

We should all skip and jump in happiness! I love how her foofy dress just captures the essence of their fantastically tacky love affair! Reality, For Real! is taking bets on how long this sham lasts. 72 days anyone?!?!

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Don't Be Tardy for This Party!!!

Hey bleeples! It's been a minute since I got a chance to get at ya, but here I am so here we GO!! The Real Housewives of Atlanta is back on our screens delivering laughs and coonery all around....

Last week, we buried NeNe Leakes' gangsta after that crying scene she subjected us all to. No, she wasn't crying cuz her gangsta was dead, but because Sheree fronted her on a money situation. And no, Phaedra did not handle the ceremony. We just poured one for our homie. We'll miss you, gangsta. This week, NeNe, Kandi, and Cynthia took their talents down to South Beach for a girls' getaway.....Of course, its only fitting that they be visiting during Lesbian Pride weekend. In addition to getting hit on by the lady pond-ers, they also went hunting for retail. You know, NeNe's rich na! Oh you didn't. Well, if ya don't know, now ya know. She deposits Trump checks. Though, it did cross my mind that NeNe quit The Apprentice, and I thought those checks went to charity. I'll just have to kanye shrug that one off. Cynthia rode the NeNe train all the way in and out, while Kandi showed off her DONK! Take that Nicki Minaj.

Sheree and her son, Kairo, went shopping and spent time together. We found out about Ms. She by Sheree...that she used to be shy, that her ex-hubby still ain't paid those 7 figures, and a few other tidbits. She also shared that her ex doesn't spend anytime with the kids or help out in any way. Join the club, Sheree. Every other kid in America's got that story to tell.

It's Kim's birthday. You know her very vacant boo, Kroy, did it big in celebration. From the iced out bracelet to the 5-star meal to the no expenses spared birthday bash in the kitchen, that monkey did it big. I loved it!! Sweetie's been doing some things too. Keep in mind, I am a full-fledged card carrying member of the FREE SWEETIE campaign, but I think she's gone hollywood. Nobody that looks like Sweetie should ever wear powder pink lipstick. I mean, not even with a gun to her head. I digress. I enjoyed watching Kim NOT singing and enjoying her big, fantastic life with her gate-mouthed, awkward kids and her potato chip brained boo. I also loved when Kim cracked on NeNe saying "She ate her teeth". I'm sure NeNe enjoyed being the topic of conversation at your birthday too, Kim. That's prolly why NeNe tweeted that she was your birthday gift since you couldn't stop yacking about her. Straight from the horse's mouth!!

Phaedra and Mr. Willie Watkins graced us with their Funeral Foddery. Does it really get classier than an ice cream truck hurse?? Really?? No, it doesn't. Phaedra's mentor looks like he smells of collard greens and cornbread. His pockets fat, but his top hat FATTER. Phaedra really seems to be serious about this funeral home biz, she even fake consulted her convict hubby about it. He didn't seem to happy about it, but hey he needs a job and aint nobody else gonna give it to him. He needs to get used to the whole Six Feet Under idea. I'm just saying.

Next week, Apollo (convict boo) and Peter (RunTelDat) will be getting into an argument at Kim's baby shower. I might be old-fashioned, but it's kind of a man law violation to be fighting another dude at a baby shower. It's questionable that you're there to begin with. Weigh in, bleeps. I love to hear what you think?! Til' next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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