Out With The Old, In With The Shrewd

Hey there, Blovies!!! Hope all is well in your neck of the woods....It's groove theory, my way! As you know, many of our shows have concluded or are in the process of doing so. I'll give you some of my final thoughts on those including Love & Hip Hop ATL, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Teen Mom....Meanwhile, vH1 is gearing up for a new season of Basketball Wives LA. Oh, the places we'll go!!! Shall we...

The Look on Buckeey's Face when Scrappy Proposed....to Ericka.

I'll start with LHHATL since it ended a few weeks ago. My final thoughts on that reunion are simple. RACHET!!! We all know Mimi and Stevie J will never be over....as will Joseline (Joseph) Hernandez and Stevie J. So, I will not even waste my breath talking about how stupid Mimi is or how incomprehensible JoJo is. I've roasted them all year. The evidence speaks for itself. Karlie Redd is a groupie and I won't be surprised next season when she is using what she got to get what she wants. This girl's thirst is so boundless I wouldn't be surprised if she began twerking for YouTube sensations. Anything to "Get That Hit"....at 47 years old, with a 30 year old daughter, and a deflated butt cheek. Chile, please!?! I have been torn about K. Michelle's domestic violence situation. I will say I laughed when Rasheeda's "No Story" arse tried to nut up on her. I get that people don't necessarily believe K., but I will choose to believe her because it takes a pretty low person to make up the allegations she's claimed about her ex-boo, Memphitz. If she made it up, God has a special place in hell for that ample keister. Other than that, Rasheeda has absolutely no business on this show. She and her hubby are boring. Her career is in the same graveyard as Olivia (LHHNYC) and Karlie. RIP "Boss Bytch" records. R-I-Frickin'-P. I have already mentioned my disdain for that whole scene with Lil' Scrappy and his band of BICTHES. Looks to me like everywhere but in the industry, Scrap is winning. He has no job or money to speak of, yet, he can cheat on each woman with each other, propose and get a "YES". Are you kidding me?? We should all sign up for classes. All in all, I was completely and utterly entertained by the trainwreck that is LHHATL. The original show pales in comparison. But, that didn't stop Mona Scott-Young from giving Chrissy Lampkin and Jim Jones their own spin-off. *happy dance into black hole*

The Real Housewives of New Jersey saga continues with all the Mob queens doing the usual....choosing a villain for everyone to hate and run off. Teresa Guidice seems to be the one this season who is a "pig" as Caroline Manzo describes her. I can't say that I disagree. Teresa is very calculated. She and her husband will do anything for a dollar including sell their own marriage woes to the tabloids. She has been involved in bankruptcy, money laundering, you name it!!! The way they see it, they're just paying bills, but to everyone else they have no regard for anyone. Melissa Gorga (Tre's sister in law) and Kathy Wakile (Tre's cousin) have made a truce and agreed to be "nicey nicey" with their family members. It's worked out so far because nobody calls Teresa out on her crap anymore. The only one who truly will step up to the plate (besides Caroline Manzo) is her husband. Joe blatantly called Teresa "my bitch wife" and an "effing c**t" on TV. I suspect he was talking to a fling, but Teresa played it off as him just being cranky. Girl, BYE!!! Next week is the long awaited season finale of this neverending show. We get to see the true scum Teresa really is. Can't wait!!

Teen Mom has concluded for good and the reunion show has taken place. I just want to briefly say that Dr. Drew is messy and that these girls's lives are not changed. They should be, but mostly they aren't. Amber is in JAIL for God's sake. The only one that I am truly counting on to make is Catelynn and that's because she & Brother Husband gave their kid up. Smartest decision EVER. The end.

I'm going to be picking up Basketball Wives LA for its new season. Looks like Jackie Christie is already going for the gold when it comes to CRAZY this season. We have some familiar faces to work with including Gloria, Laura, Draya, and Malaysia. But, we also have at least one new face....Brooke Bailey will be joining us. She is dating some baller (who I don't know and don't care about) and that's what gave Shaunie O'Neal the room to add her to the roster. Does anybody else think about the rodent king on Madagascar when you see her? "I like to move it, move it!!" Ok, only me then. Carry on. Jackie has tried to apologize and snake her way back into the loving arms of her "girls". But, she is up to her old antics by referring to herself as the "queen" and saying these girls could learn everything from her. Meanwhile, her own flesh and blood daughter REFUSES to talk to her. She moved across country to escape this lady's grips. I'm putting on my seatbelt. I know this will be a bumpy ride.

Got other shows you're sure I should be watching....refer me!! Lexi and I are open to suggestions...Thanks a bunch for reading and giving us feedback from time to time. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose


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Grieving Thieving

Hey blovies!! What a week, what a week?! It's been a little crazy over here in Christina World, but never fear and update on Basketball Bullies is here!!

The last two week's of BBW have been crazy! I'll just dive right in to the train wreck that is Tami. She is now blaming Kesha for her anger management. Every week there's a new reason for Tami to run crying to her anger management counselor. This week Tami took it overboard. The ladies took a trip to Tahiti to enjoy some fun in the sun. That quickly shifted when Tami attacked Kesha over drinks. Her issue? Kesha expressing to Evelyn that she was offended  when Tami said she didn't "look black". Keep in mind, that conversation was in the first 2 episodes of the season. Tami already cursed Kesha out about this. Now, she's doing it again. Tami is the bully of all bullies. She's surrounded by individuals who are terrified of her and allow her to act crazy like this. During the argument, Tami proceeded to take Kesha's purse. She wouldn't return it until Kesha apologized. My question is, "For What?!". Kesha didn't start this.

Needless to say, Kesha ran from the situation and avoided Tami's crazy ass like the plague. I can't blame her. Everybody knows Kesha can't fight. Tami is picking on a weak person because she's got no one else to pick on. Kesha eventually attempted to report the purse theft to the front desk when Suzie intercepted. I find that comical because, according to Tami, Suzie is the one who reported all the alleged ish Kesha talked about Tami behind her back. Ugh, that funny talking, funny looking, lispy little wasp! She never goes away.

In other news, Evelyn and Shaunie sat idly by while all this bullying went on. I expect that from Ev, but Shaunie? I expected more. She is the producer of this show. Aren't y'all like 40 years old? Stealing people's bags is tired...tired. I can't even deal. Evelyn, Suzie, and Tami teamed up to leave dead fish in Kenya's room. Don't get me wrong, I hate Kenya. But, that's tired too. OMG. These women.

The level of disgust I have with this show right now is evident. How? My twitter account was totally suspended after I clowned Tami up one side and down the other. Guess I was feeling passionately. Didn't realize how much until my timeline stopped short. One phrase: LOL. If it ain't up soon, twitter can just count me out. I get spammed like every day, but let me get a lil' tweet happy and I'm outta there.

Kesha got her purse back and went back to the mainland. Tami ate her own foot. Jen and Kenya showed up. More on that next week.

Feel like commenting? Go ahead. You can do it anonymously! See y'all next week!! 'Til next time.



xoxo, Christina Rose

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There's No Crying in Basketball

What's good, Bleeps?! Didn't get to discuss last week's ep of Bball Slums. So, I'll do my best mash up of this week and last.

When we left off, Jen Williams had been smacked by the 2nd most comfortable assistant ever, Nia, who takes a close 2nd after Sweetie of RHOA fame. Jen left the event less than pleased, but she has the last laugh because she contacted local authorities and set a lawsuit in place to fight rachet with legal. I'm usually a card carrying member of the "See A Bish, Slap a Bish" brigade. However, I gotta say I like Jen's style on this one. She can't fight and we know it. Hit 'em where it hurts.....their Louboutin fund. One thing I can't get with though with Ms. Jen is the fact that her only ally seems to be psycho Kenya. Nobody likes Kenya. She ain't good for the team. Take it from me, Jen. Ditch!!!

In other news, Evelyn and Ocho are still frontin' like this marriage is really happening. Don't you just love how she tried to clean up their "open" relationship conversation a few eps back?! Sweetie, we heard you give permission to your man to go to the nearest pharmacy for protection if/when he steps out on you. No reneging. What's done is done. In this episode, they supposedly had 5 months until the wedding. Fast forward to today...did I miss something. I ain't seen no news announcing their nuptials. She did admit that even at 36 she isn't mature. PS Blog fam, that isn't hot. Act your age, not your shoe size....the immortal words of Prince.

Tami isn't up to much this week and neither are the other ladies. However, I have to wonder how far television has fallen when we see celebrealities going to mammograms and pap smears all on the camera. Is anything private anymore?? *says the reality tv blogger* I am all about women taking preventive measures, but do it privately. Her daughters' dance lesson with Royce was funny though. They should prolly just stick to a mike stand. SN: how did we go from "non-mutha-effing factor" to mammogram buddies?? Anyone?

Royce has embarrassed herself a number of times on this show. Tonight had to be the worst display of tantrums and shenanigans, yet?! She and her dad had a very candid conversation about her newest boy toy, Desmon. Her dad feels that she gets into relationships too quickly. I agree. She's had 3 serious boyfriends in 2 seasons. Nobody does that, boo. When daddy suggested that she acts slutty in front of her kid by kissing 3 or 4 different guys in a short time period, Royce loses it. We're talking groveling on the ground, begging for understanding, dying for a blessing type losing it. She begged her dad to let her be happy. Sweetheart, you are not 16 with your dad forbidding to let you go to prom with the high school misfit gang member. Chill. I was saddened and ashamed by Royce's display. For shame.

Next week, the Basketball Groupies head to Tahiti! 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Smack Attack!

Hey Bloves! I'm checking in here before tomorrow's new episode of BBW. There is no shortage of things to talk about. So, here we go...

Evelyn is grasping at straws this season for friends if you ask me. First, there's Noe, whom she had a nice convo with about closing her high-end shoe store and strictly selling online. Here's what. Um, does Noe work there? Also, everybody knows the economy is looking like whodunit and why so how come Ms. Thing is trying to convince us that she's closing her store because she don't have time? Yeah, no, you ain't got money boo boo. You would think those Ochosinkhole checks would pay for her little hobby, right? Not. He ain't working. PS don't you love how she is trying to say she ain't got time for kids either. I mean, just last year, she and Ocho were at the doctor's office filling cups with semen for the boy twin set she always dreamed of (remember Pepe and Esteban?) . Second, now her assistant is her buddy too. In fact, there such close friends that this girl (whose name escapes me) is mad as hell at Jen too. Call me crazy, but sometimes employees should remain such. Whatever, more on that later.

Tami shares even more personal information about herself. I don't mean to be insensitive, but how many times do we have to hear these childhood hardship stories from her? She don't seem to care about that stuff when she fighting bitches. That's all I'm saying. Now, her mom has to catch the "you did me wrong" speech from Tami. And, scene.

Royce is in love....again. This girl falls in love about as quickly as that old lady in the "I've fallen but I can't get up" commercials. She has the attention span of a gnat. I swear. Who is this dude anyway? That's probably why Royce's dad ain't trying to hear it anymore. I'd be over it too. This time she's talking to some professional athlete and talking marriage. Oh, wait. That already happened. I think it ended with a kid and a court order not to even breathe dude's name. Anyway, Royce is a one-trick pony. Everybody around the world knows her persuasive skills. #1 = give it up. #2 = dress up in lingerie, rinse, and repeat. Next week, she'll be dating Kim K.'s ex.

The ladies attended an event at the racetrack in Miami. It was going well until Tami got the mess started. Tami confronted Jen on sending each of the women correspondence stating that no one is to get "out of pocket" with her unless they want to face a lawsuit. Then, Ev's assistant chimed in. She confronted Jen on being friends with her and suddenly stopping after she and Evelyn were no longer acquainted. Words were exchanged until the girl asked Jen if she needed to be smacked in the head. Jen said "I wish you would" and the next thing you know "SMACK" was seen and most definitely heard.

On the next episode, we will see Ev attempt to insert herself in the fight foolishly scooting across the table in a cocktail dress and barefoot. Classy. Can't wait! 'Til then....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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R4R Update: Holy Heart Attack, Batman!!!

Hey R4R readers!! As you know, our Christina Rose covers all things Basketball Wives. Tami Roman, a 2 season vet of the show, suffered a mild heart attack a couple of days ago. We waited for confirmation, but, alas, it's true. Fortunately, Ms. Roman survived the infarction and is being taken care of. To get more information, click here.... http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/tami-roman-from-basketball-wives-is-recovering-after-a-mild-heart-attack-1673859.story?ocid=answw11 . Stay tuned for updates on all your fave celebrealities and their shows.

Reality 4 Real

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Basketball Wives LA Season Summary

Hi, bleeps!! I haven't been commenting much lately on the Bball jumpoffs. But, since the season is ended and the reunion show is a blah fest, I thought now is as good a time as any! This season has been chock full of foolery with Jackie being at the front of the line!! So, let's discuss shall we...

First off, I'd like to mention what a nice surprise it was to have Mrs. Kimsha show up at the end....as if Shaunie n'em wanted to place her in there for good measure. Who do you think you foolin' vH1? I call this one a major FAIL. We all know y'all kicked both her and Strange' out cuz they weren't bringing the foolishness. Please don't insult our intelligence.

 

 

The only reason Kimsha was even around is to display the sad, sad fact that Jackie has talked herself right outta some friends. The fact that she is clammoring for Kimsha's friendship is even lower on the pathetic scale. Have some damn dignity please?!

 

 

I am so glad these women finally figured out what I've been blogging all season...Jackie is a psychopathic, crazy lunatic. Yes, all that. That whole Hawaii scene with the ladies arguing back and forth was proof positive that Jackie has been the culprit behind all the mess spread amongst the ladies. I am the happiest about Draya finally finding some kind of voice to stand amongst these chicks and not just let them bully her. A jumpoff is just as important as an almost wife and Draya ain't gonna let them forget it.

"What was that scene at the restaurant?", you wondered. I'll tell you. It was Jackie's first attempt at acting big and bad. She'd like us all to think she is queen bee and running things. However, the other girls had something totally different in mind. Malaysia established point blank that she was gonna harness her inner "souther-Inn" belle on that hoe! iDied!! Needless to say, their conversation ended badly.

Now, the reunion has been snooze-worthy and the only thing I'm still tuning in for is to continue my season long laugh at Tackie Jackie. We're taking bets on whether or not Strange' or Kimsha will be there. Takers?? 'Til next season....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Flipp-ie Flopp-ie Jack-ie Christ-ie....

Well, ladies and bleepleman, here we are again with more Basketball Wives LA foolery!! This week we got to see Jackie continue to show us why she is the People's Champ candidate among the crazies.

Laura is still on the chopping block by most of the ladies. IDKY they are all over her...most of the things Jackie claims Laura said about her are either true or we've never seen the camera catch her say it. The ladies attended some events for Glo and Matt's cancer charity golfing event. Of course, no event is safe when the Basketball Blows are involved. Jackie, Imani, and Draya roasted Miss Piggy (Laura) at the pre-golf tourney mixer 'til she got there. Then, they switched it to fake mode. I hate these bishes sometimes. I need Tami Roman around. She would never put up with this tomfoolery. Jackie ain't nowhere close. Sorry, BBWLA. After a little while faking it, Jackie finally said to Laura in a roundabout way that she was displeased with the things she had been saying about her....from the fat comment to well....the fat comment. Laura apologized and they swore allegiance to each other once again.

Jackie later talked about Laura over and over again with Imani, Malaysia, and any other sap who would listen. She re-angered herself and didn't even bother to tell Laura she was re-mad. The nerve!!! At the actual golf tournament, the ladies switched on Gloria as much as they did Laura. Guess she's guilty by association. There was clear discord as the ladies shot balls at each other's heads. It's not much of a stretch but nonetheless. Both Glo and Piggy noticed the tension but put on a good front for the public. This is a skill only the messiest and cattiest of females can accomplish successfully. Watch and learn.

Glo and Laura talked things over, and both claim that they don't care about whatever these ladies are mad at and are going to move on. Meanwhile, the time came for the charity closing banquet. There tensions mounted as Imani tried to play down her anger toward Laura and say she'll handle it at a more appropriate time. By this, she means when Jackie ain't around instigating. That little muskrat would put babies in the ring together. (If you can't tell by now, I really don't care for Jackie. And, I especially deplore her ponytail.) Thankfully, the events went over without a hitch. Cancer is saved!!!

However, I love how all of this episode Gloria played wifey to her boo, Matt. Reportedly, they are on the outs for real this time....and for good. According to Essence magazine, they are more than dun-zo. What a shame?! I was so looking forward to their December 51st nuptuals. It was going to be a sight to see! But, all that smack Glo been talking all season about throwing Matt the deuces had an adverse effect. I think she thought it would solidify her spot as the only woman he'd ever really want to marry...Instead, it made him chuck deuce his damn self. Whoops! I heard he even tweeted someone who said that if Matt didn't want her he'd take her...Matt's reply "you can HAVE her!". Black love.

vH1 is already advertising the reunion show...for me, that's not a good sign. They want us to know its gonna get majorly ghetto, but there are 3 episodes left. Let us decide that vH1 instead of deciding that we think your show pales in comparison to the original. Anyway, Jackie is gearing up to piss everybody off...can't wait for that. 'Til then......

PS did anybody else note that "I'm a bad bitch" comment Jackie made?? She should check her sources. Ok, bye!

xoxo, Christina Rose

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It's Not Them, It's YOU!

Bleeples?! Hope you got caught up on the BBW LA drama last week. It appears now that the drama factor is only gonna grow from here. And guess who's at the center of it all....yep, Jackie Christie....

We left off last week at Laura's charity event for some cause somewhere. Jackie and Draya got all chummy after a rollercoaster ride of drama surrounding Draya's status as a bad mom and Jackie being a Doug-crazed bish! Jackie was explaining to Draya the newest head on her everchanging chopping block....more on that in a minute.

Meanwhile, our resident classy lady Malaysia continued her "Jury" designs for kids. What with her incredible vernacular we'll all be speaking like downright Ivy league grads. She and her designer Jason the Jury guy discussed her candy inspired line and the details of her launch party coming up soon....

Gloria and family prepared for the baptism of her cute little twin boys. Matt, Laura, moms, pops, and the whole crew met up at her parents' house to discuss the details when Laura drops a bomb. She's looking to buy a home in....Orlando?! She says she wants to be closer to her ex for "the kids". She doesn't want to deprive them of a relationship just because hers ended. Isn't that noble?? As she prepares the golden cootchie for display...Anyway, not only were we preparing for those events, Gloria and Matt held a basketball camp for inner city children as well. Gloria shared some special childhood sports moments with the kids. All in all, good clean family fun. SN: Gloria mentioned a date on she and Matt's wedding....December 51st, 5011 (fitty lem). It's gonna be GRAND.

In Draya's world, she had some guests visiting--her mom and son. Did anybody get a load of mom's kisser?? Yeah....um, its safe to say Draya took after dad or the love of Jesus. I love how Draya made sure we know she pays her moms bills along with her own....but your mom keeps your kid. How is your child VISITING you?! She tried to convince them both to move to LA with her because she wants better for them. Er, Draya, better for your mom would be for you to raise your own kid. Just a thought. Anyway, Draya and Jackie met up later to discuss the latest news in the circle circuit. Jackie went on and on about the other ladies and how they think this about Draya, they think that about Draya, blah bler bleh. Finally, somebody said something I've been thinking this entire time. Draya said she didn't completely trust Jackie and wondered why she's always sharing what somebody else said someplace else. SCORE!!!

Draya and Jackie are collaborating as well. Who knew Draya could design bikinis?? Yeah. I know. Anybody can. No wonder she has to listen to self-proclaimed fashionista designer, Jackie. OMG. This chick's taste is horrible. In French, its hoREEbleh. I would sooner take fashion tips from a homeless man before I asked Jackie. Back to your regularly scheduled program...

Draya isn't the only victim of the She Said, She Said with Jackie game. Jackie ran and told anybody she could that Laura was talking ish about them. She roasted Laura every whicha way. Even at Laura's charity event, Jackie gave attitude and went on about how Laura said she looked fat, her hair is ugly, her breath stank....And, yet, I find it hard to find the lie in these statements. Read past posts. I said all this weeks ago. Jackie even confronted Gloria about the things Laura said. Did Jackie really expect Glo to give up her sister? I mean we STILL don't know the truth about the Shaq situation. It'll nevah happen. At Malaysia's launch party for her jury line that I swear I saw at the Claire's Boutique within the last decade, it all went down. Jackie and Imani of course teamed up to shoot down their "friend" Laura. They attempted to drag Malaysia and Draya into it. Neither bit. All this is happening as Glo stands like 5 feet away. Conclusion? These women are worse than high school girls. At least high school girls don't fraternize with the enemy. If they don't like you, they ain't hanging. These basketball bitches make sure to call each other for lunch....

We ended this ep with Jackie promising to take Laura down. I'd love to see it....till next week...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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She's a Bad Mama-jama!!!

Hey Bleepers!! Last week was a two-parter so here's the dish on the latest concerning the Basketball Hoes of LA.

The drama was in high gear and Jackie's ponytail even higher....Jackie called a counselor to the house to talk with her troubled daughter...and by troubled I mean absolutely nothing is wrong with her. This disturbs her mama. Why? IDK. Anyhow, emotions went from high to low, mostly with Jackie as the rest of the participants including the counselor side eyed her the whole time. Jackie was concerned her daughter might be having sex or being intimate with boys. The daughter assured her that nothing like that was happening...except maybe a kiss. Jackie just about died. She is extra. The end.

Gloria and her sister are up to their usual bafoonery complaining about their men and their kids and wha wha wha....I'll be glad when somebody tells Gloria that Matt is her only hope. She wants to play to the camera and claim "dueces" but we all know without him, she's got her twins bloop and blip.

Malaysia is still in the word mispronouncing business. You'd think with all that money, her husband would buy her "Hooked on Phonics" or "My Baby Can Read" or suhn-ehn. You wanna wear Dulce and pronounce it "Dow-chay".....tragedy. Anyway, she played her role in the foolishness of the last two episodes. We'll come back to her.

 

 

 

As for Kimsha....oh yeah....she got kicked off right?! Bye.

 

 

 

Tanya....no?? oh ok.

 

 

 

Our resident talk of the town Ms. Draya took center stage most of this episode. What with Jackie and Laura spending some of their infinite time digging up police reports and other dirt on her. I don't understand how one moment all the inner circle chicks claiming they don't care about Draya and two dinners later she's the only subject. Messy wenches!! So they gather up the info and promise to "call Draya to the carpet" (whatever the hell that means). I love how they didn't stop there. They dragged Head Judger, Imani, and Miss Important, Glo-ria right on into the darkness with 'em. They talk each other's heads up and swear to go for the jugular. Y'all know Jackie is the ring leader behind this right?? I mean, all this cuz she didn't come to your 95th wedding ceremony? Talk about taking it personal. Take a cue from Monica, and DON'T. Gloria, Laura, Imani, Jackie, and Malaysia meet up at the club ready to ambush Draya. When she arrived, these heifers, minus Malaysia, were practically salivating at the chance to front Draya. This is how it went down....

According to the police report, Draya had been accused of leaving her 3 year old son and dog home alone with a rambunctious and sensitive GI tract (well, at least the dog) for days on end. He was left with tv dinners in the fridge and a phone to use. The little boy allegedly call 911 insisting that his being left alone in dog feces and Stouffer's was an emergency. I would agree. Other information on the net stated that the boy was taken from the home and put into foster care. Where was Ms. Draya while all this was happening? Shaking her ass for dem dollars and partying her life away....allegedly.

The ladies fronted Draya with this hardcore. They poked and prodded. Laura called her a "deadbeat ass mama" and some other things. In the end, Draya's only ally was Malaysia who insisted that she didn't have to explain herself to anyone. Draya denied the charges and defended herself against these mangy dogs. Poor girl.

 

 

 

In this week's episode, we saw Imani alot. Like way more than she deserves....but most of the episode was about cleaning up what happened with Draya. Malaysia had lunch or dinner with at least two of the ladies and basically backstabbed Draya calling her names and stamping her the world's worst mother....wait, wasn't SHE the one taking up for Draya at the club? I get so confused sometimes. Then, Laura and Draya met up...made up. Laura invited her out to a charity event and everything. Gloria modeled some lingerie for....well, Matt. Everybody knows that ish ain't 'bout to be published no where. At the charity event, Jackie got reacquainted with Draya. Suddenly, she wanted to be friends again. All was forgiven. What a miracle?! Except, Jackie's ass is crazy and that ain't no lie. I predict a few seconds relief until she cooks up some other crazy plan. I mean her words to Draya were "we won't tell the girls you like me again, they all think you don't". Firstly, you all are grown women. Who keeps secrets after age 20 anymore? Secondly, nobody cares if you all are friends again. Bye. and, Bye.

Next week, Jackie will be starting ish with someone else....til then....

 

 

 

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Goldilocks, Please Hide Your Stripper Tendencies From Those Grizzlies...Oops, Women!

Well, "Basketball Wives LA" continues with its usual fuckery. I mean, Draya not showing up to Jackie's wedding was that big of a deal? Jackie was just dissing her bachelorette party gift last week! While I'm mentioning Jackie, let me just say that I'm over her and Doug acting like newlyweds. No one is going to celebrate them every year. I'd like to ask Jackie if she even sends presents to her friends on their anniversaries! I doubt it. So, if you don't send other people any congrats or presents, what kind of person are you? A NARCISSIST!!

Jackie brought her self-centered personality to light fully by taking Draya's "invitation rejection" personally. Her not coming to that wedding does not reveal anything about her as a person! If anything, it proves she's the only one with brain cells! All of those women hate her because she's young and pretty, so why would she want to throw herself at the mercy of these linebacker-looking, ratched women??! But Draya has to stop giving these women ammo. Even I was cracking jokes about how comfortable she was on that pole. If you want people to move past your stripper past, you have to avoid poles!! She was so excited to see that pole that I thought someone with money was next to it! LOL! I'll call that a flashback! : D

And Imani!!!! It did not just hit her that she didn't have a man that night. AND WHERE THE FUCK DID HER HISPANIC ACCENT COME FROM?! She truly pulled that out of her ass! Maybe it's to get more camera time. Hell, if it works for Sofia Vegara, then I guess Imani tried it out....and FAILED AT IT! Imani is irrelevant and holier-than-thou. I see no reason as to why she finds it necessary to impose her presence on our TV screens.

Malaysia, OMG....I'm sure the actual country that's your MIDDLE NAME'S namesake hates your guts! This delusional, ignorant heffa actually thinks someone will pay hundreds to thousands of dollars for her ghetto kids jewelry line pieces! No, ma'am!!!! Oh, and we know she didn't go to college because any words that end in "le" just fuck her brain all the way up! Comfortable=ComfortaBOWL, Beautiful=BeautiFOWL.

Lastly, Gloria, Matt is cheating on you and wants to lock you in a basement so he can keep you ignorant and friendless. What man tells their woman they have to pay them back with their body?! Umm...a pimp. Since Matt lacks a fur coat and cane, I'll just call him an 3rd rate NBA, TALENTLESS, asshole. Matt, pay Gloria with an MVP trophy. Don't worry, we'll wait!

Laura, keep seeing that therapist because you can't say stuff like "white is right" just because your Black ex left your ass! As NeNe Leakes so eloquently told Kim Zolciak, "Close your legs to married men!!!" That might solve your problem!

Well, that's all I can muster up concerning these wenches. Next week, Christina will be back to take over this show! I will see you guys on Sunday for "Real Housewives of New Jersey"! It's gonna be Juicy, youse guys! LOL!

Lexi

P.S. Where the hell is Kimsha Artest?! I guess she's fighting crime with her husband "Worldpeace".

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If It Ain't Broke, Marry It!! (over & over & over...)

What's the biz, Bleeps!! Basketball Wives LA, how do I loathe thee, let me count the ways...These heffas redefine busted, ghetto, & classless each week. Gloria made her once every so often debut, Suzie (of BBW) did too, & Jackie got married....again.

I don't hate Draya like the ladies do. But, I don't necessarily care for her social tactics either. Cali is the land of the shallow, so to invite Malaysia out to see you model in a bikini ain't exactly the right route to getting along. Not to mention, Draya says she used to strip, be in videos, etc...so what was that she was doing in front of the camera but booty shots and video hoe activities? Nevertheless, they seemed to get along pretty well, especially when Malaysia revealed she is a fellow video hoe. Malaysia spilled the beans about Jackie's decision to invite Draya to her wedding.

Imani and Laura got some quality time in. When Laura had her Shaq/Baby Daddy drama, her good friend Imani let her stow away some of her stuff at the house. And what a downgrade it was. She went from a mansion to a two bedroom apartment. They chatted about the perils of being a golddigger, being engaged/married to a rich man, and all the crap they had to put up with as basketball wives/jumpoffs. Cry me a river. We also got to see Imani interact with her kids Spanky and Pup Pup. That whole Color Me Mine scene went....well, boring. The kids hate their dad. No surprise there.

 

 

 

Gloria let us take a glimpse in her world. She's currently coaching a streetball team. I would never have guessed she had any type of sports training. I'm slightly impressed. Her boo, Matt, and Jackie's extra-whipped, very fair skinned hubby came out to help out with the team. Gloria is a tough one.....she cleaned up later when she met with Thuzee. Of course, they went on about how much drama everybody else is....cuz, naturally, neither of them cause anything ever. PS I love that Matt is the best man at Jackie's 999th wedding, but he still aint married Gloria.

 

 

 

Jackie went nuts with her planner getting these nuptuals together. Her mom is still ill so much so that Jackie had to make arrangements for her to be Skyped into her Vegas ceremony....So by now you guys know me, and you know I thought that was ridiculous. You've been married more times that a jailbird beats off and your mama STILL gotta be there...even on her death bed? Whatevs. I mean did anybody else hear her say she'd been married 3 times previously? A white man. A persian man. A homeless man. Really?! The wedding couldn't get into full swing until Jackie's ponytail was tightly pulled to the tippy top of her headdy head. Skype in effect. Black swan wedding gown. Fully beatdown groom. The ceremony was beautimus. Then, the other ladies called attention to the fact that Draya was not in the building. How can this be? Perhaps, Jackie inviting her out of necessity was the reason....oh, but Draya did explain her absence. She went with her girls to do mature, classy stuff (i.e. massages & da club). You know she'll be getting reamed on that later...Til' next time...

 

 

 

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Hoe-ly Matrim-Hoe-ny...

What up, Blovelies! This week's Basketball Wives LA definitely delivered...if you ordered a bag of foolery with extra stupidity! Jackie C. is continuing to plan her wedding, Imani is still judgemental, and Gloria is MIA (as usual).

The episode concluded the BET party Draya hosted (why? we don't know). Draya tried to interact with the other classy chicks by showing them what she's like in her element. She bounced her ass in everybody's face, got smashed, and begged to give Malaysia a personal Ob/Gyn checkup. Needless to say, after hearing all the commentary on how Draya ain't lost her stripper ways, the party didn't end well.

As Jackie works with a wedding planner to plan her 16th wedding to her hubby, Doug, the other ladies, Malaysia, Laura, Imani, & Draya plan a bachelorette celebration for her. What I'm not understanding, is how in the world you can get married umpteen times and people are STILL celebrating?! Ok, ok...celebrate your anniversary and maybe every few years (say 10,20, so on) get married again. But, every year? And since I'm your friend, I have to buy you a bachelorette gift every year? Fail. Some things are just overkill, such as: Jackie's ponytail, her airplane wedding, Malaysia's twat (which Draya died to see), and so forth.

Anyhow, there was a serious moment during the show in which Jackie and her bucktoof sister were talking with their ailing mother. Her mom is suffering from cancer which they believe is on its way to being terminal, if not already. Jackie expressed that there is a possibility her mom won't make it to Wedding 16, but that she is really hoping mom will because she's the maid of honor. PAUSE. Was I the only one who laughed at that?? Not at her mom's illness, but who (sick or dying) makes their 90 year old mama their maid of honor?? Its just so....laughable. Alright, I'm going to hell.

We spent the rest of the episode at the bachelorette party of the year! In true BBWLA fashion, bustedness was alive and well. 1st of all, where in thee hell did they get that greasy stripper? His back was covered in craters or as Draya put it backne. SN: Imani thought that was hilarious. So, I guess she likes Draya now? *kanye shrug* Regardless, stripper man who climbed out of every uniform including police and firefighter did make that mon-ay. That gives hope to all you greasy, pimply meat heads out there. Then, the piece de resistance, a FEMALE stripper. What I didn't understand was, they hired this lady who WERKED if you ask me, and then they dogged her out in the confessionals for taking her clothes off. Um, she IS a stripper, right? Thus, she did her job. These ladies are never satisfied....

Next week, we get to find out the details of Jackie's 3 previous marriages (prior to Doug). That should be interesting considering she'd like us all to believe she must've gotten married at 12 to have done it so many times and still be young. Til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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I Guess Today's Judgement Day, and U Peter?!

Hey Bleepers! Basketball Wives LA makes the Miami chicks look like the Red Hat Ladies or something. These ghetto, unclassy ladies are delivering just what the doctor, or in this case Shaunie O'Neal, ordered. Foolishness!! So, let the games begin...

We left off last week with the ladies giving Malaysia (aka LaQuesha) from Compton and Tanya (aka Strawnjay) a hard time. Gloria's rat-tastic sister, Laura, and Malaysia exchanged words and later on blows. This week, we saw that conclusion of that incident in which LaQuesha was (somewhat) victorious. Everybody in the camera crew had to get involved and so on. If you let some tell it, they'd say Laura only got truly mad after Quesha called her fat as the "hoodrat" comment didn't seem to phase her. Christina Rose agrees....

We spent the entire episode discussing the fight, listening to the ladies choose sides, and give anybody who didn't jump in a difficult time over it. And by "anybody", I do mean Tanya. She proceeded to tell them that she is too classy to be breaking up no fight she didn't start. She drinks champagne and gets her dreads done...in that order.

As we continued on in Ghettopolis, Gloria introduced her new flunkie to the group, Draya. Here are some stats on Miss Dray: ex-girlfriend to several professional athletes, mother, ex-stripper, and newest fall person on BBW LA. Gloria has taken a liking to her likely for these reasons. Draya joined the girls for the first time to exercise in the park. Imani, who I still don't quite know yet, judged her immediately. She pretended to know who Draya was, all the guys she dated, etc. Of course, Draya did say something to Imani about her own relationship (or past one) which Imani didn't like. So, maybe Draya can thank herself for painting the target on her back.

Meanwhile, Jackie Christie, wife to Doug Christie, is a bit of a judger on this show as well. A little background on Mrs. Jackie?? Well, she's infamous in the league as the clingiest bball wife. She followed her husband to every game, every night, and in every locker room. So when she voiced her opinion of Tanya (you know, the one that wouldn't get involved in the fight), she said she didn't trust anyone. Ya think? All the basketball players of that time period HATE Jackie. HATE. Anyway, we know for sure she doesn't care for Tanya, but I don't think she cares too tough for Draya or Malaysia either. Next week, we'll see if her ponytail gets any thicker....SPOILER ALERT: It won't.

Her Rat-ness, Laura, didn't waste anytime explaining to us where all this aggression she's showing is coming from. We witnessed a conversation with her mom, Gloria Sr., and Gloria, er, Jr., as she discussed needing some psychiatric assistance with all this anger she has. She notes that Malaysia was likely a victim of said anger. She decided at that point to schedule an apology meeting. She and Malaysia brought their sisters as they got involved in the shenanigans too...In the end, the rats agreed to disagree and moved on...

In other news, all the ladies agreed to go to a Passion Party....little did we know, that meant "passion" philosophically. This party's host didn't come in with sex toys, she came in with words of wisdom and advice--a life coach. Who throws a passion party with a life coach? These lames, that's who. This lady's bright idea for togetherness was to have the ladies write an adjective anonymously to describe each other. I guess she forgot to mention that the words should be positive. One of Draya's words? Worthless. I got $5 for the first guess on who wrote that....You guessed it. Our resident judgy heffa, Imani. We didn't find that information out until the other nosy/scary tricks in the room admitted that they did NOT write that about her. Of course that left Imani who stated "this isn't the time or place to discuss this". Well, Imani, what you're saying is, it was the time and place to say it, but it ain't the time to say why? Uh huh. Bye. That comment pushed me over the edge. Imani has been engaged for 9 years...and now I see why. I don't know who I hate more, grease monger, Meeka, or Imani. We'll see over the next few weeks....chime in bleeples. I'd like to hear what you thought....'til next time.

xoxo, Christina Rose

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