Out With The Old, In With The Shrewd

Hey there, Blovies!!! Hope all is well in your neck of the woods....It's groove theory, my way! As you know, many of our shows have concluded or are in the process of doing so. I'll give you some of my final thoughts on those including Love & Hip Hop ATL, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Teen Mom....Meanwhile, vH1 is gearing up for a new season of Basketball Wives LA. Oh, the places we'll go!!! Shall we...

The Look on Buckeey's Face when Scrappy Proposed....to Ericka.

I'll start with LHHATL since it ended a few weeks ago. My final thoughts on that reunion are simple. RACHET!!! We all know Mimi and Stevie J will never be over....as will Joseline (Joseph) Hernandez and Stevie J. So, I will not even waste my breath talking about how stupid Mimi is or how incomprehensible JoJo is. I've roasted them all year. The evidence speaks for itself. Karlie Redd is a groupie and I won't be surprised next season when she is using what she got to get what she wants. This girl's thirst is so boundless I wouldn't be surprised if she began twerking for YouTube sensations. Anything to "Get That Hit"....at 47 years old, with a 30 year old daughter, and a deflated butt cheek. Chile, please!?! I have been torn about K. Michelle's domestic violence situation. I will say I laughed when Rasheeda's "No Story" arse tried to nut up on her. I get that people don't necessarily believe K., but I will choose to believe her because it takes a pretty low person to make up the allegations she's claimed about her ex-boo, Memphitz. If she made it up, God has a special place in hell for that ample keister. Other than that, Rasheeda has absolutely no business on this show. She and her hubby are boring. Her career is in the same graveyard as Olivia (LHHNYC) and Karlie. RIP "Boss Bytch" records. R-I-Frickin'-P. I have already mentioned my disdain for that whole scene with Lil' Scrappy and his band of BICTHES. Looks to me like everywhere but in the industry, Scrap is winning. He has no job or money to speak of, yet, he can cheat on each woman with each other, propose and get a "YES". Are you kidding me?? We should all sign up for classes. All in all, I was completely and utterly entertained by the trainwreck that is LHHATL. The original show pales in comparison. But, that didn't stop Mona Scott-Young from giving Chrissy Lampkin and Jim Jones their own spin-off. *happy dance into black hole*

The Real Housewives of New Jersey saga continues with all the Mob queens doing the usual....choosing a villain for everyone to hate and run off. Teresa Guidice seems to be the one this season who is a "pig" as Caroline Manzo describes her. I can't say that I disagree. Teresa is very calculated. She and her husband will do anything for a dollar including sell their own marriage woes to the tabloids. She has been involved in bankruptcy, money laundering, you name it!!! The way they see it, they're just paying bills, but to everyone else they have no regard for anyone. Melissa Gorga (Tre's sister in law) and Kathy Wakile (Tre's cousin) have made a truce and agreed to be "nicey nicey" with their family members. It's worked out so far because nobody calls Teresa out on her crap anymore. The only one who truly will step up to the plate (besides Caroline Manzo) is her husband. Joe blatantly called Teresa "my bitch wife" and an "effing c**t" on TV. I suspect he was talking to a fling, but Teresa played it off as him just being cranky. Girl, BYE!!! Next week is the long awaited season finale of this neverending show. We get to see the true scum Teresa really is. Can't wait!!

Teen Mom has concluded for good and the reunion show has taken place. I just want to briefly say that Dr. Drew is messy and that these girls's lives are not changed. They should be, but mostly they aren't. Amber is in JAIL for God's sake. The only one that I am truly counting on to make is Catelynn and that's because she & Brother Husband gave their kid up. Smartest decision EVER. The end.

I'm going to be picking up Basketball Wives LA for its new season. Looks like Jackie Christie is already going for the gold when it comes to CRAZY this season. We have some familiar faces to work with including Gloria, Laura, Draya, and Malaysia. But, we also have at least one new face....Brooke Bailey will be joining us. She is dating some baller (who I don't know and don't care about) and that's what gave Shaunie O'Neal the room to add her to the roster. Does anybody else think about the rodent king on Madagascar when you see her? "I like to move it, move it!!" Ok, only me then. Carry on. Jackie has tried to apologize and snake her way back into the loving arms of her "girls". But, she is up to her old antics by referring to herself as the "queen" and saying these girls could learn everything from her. Meanwhile, her own flesh and blood daughter REFUSES to talk to her. She moved across country to escape this lady's grips. I'm putting on my seatbelt. I know this will be a bumpy ride.

Got other shows you're sure I should be watching....refer me!! Lexi and I are open to suggestions...Thanks a bunch for reading and giving us feedback from time to time. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose


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Goin' To The Chapel....

Hi, R4Readers!! We're gearing up to choose new shows since the new Fall season has begun. Meanwhile, congratulations are in order! You know we give it to you straight, good or bad. We'd like to congratulate Ms. Kailyn Lowry of Teen Mom 2 fame. 

You remember Kail, right? On her episode of 16 & Pregnant, we met her and her then boyfriend, Joe. She was living with him and his family because her mom didn't care about her or for her. After a laudry list of foolishness on both 16&P and TM2, she and Joe broke up for good and she got her own place to live with her son, Isaac. Gotta love that MTV come-up, right?! Now, She and her boyfriend of one year, Javi, have gotten engaged. She tweeted the info for all her fans recently.

From MSN's Wonderwall: 

"It's true," Lowry wrote. "We're engaged!" The Whitehall, Pennsylvania, native also tweeted a picture of her ring.
Isaac's gotten super cute since we saw him last on the show. Now, don't get us wrong. Kailyn is pretty stupid and silly. That is why she was chosen to become one of those famous knocked up gals. She has been on and off with Joe for years...if you ask Joe, he'd prolly tell you that has no interest in her even when he doubles back and taps that from time to time. But, hey!!! Maybe this time, this will actually work out. Either way, congratulations to them.....peep, Isaac's face tho in the photo.....let's hope this marriage lasts more than 3 days.

Later!
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It's Teen Mom, Honey Boo Boo Chile, & Funky Cold Dineva!! [Video]

Hey, Blovers!! So, you click on the blog to find out what we think about the latest happenings...and there's nothing new. You know that just isn't right. Well, Rose World has been extra crazy lately, but life don't stop. Here's an update on all things Reality, For Real in my world...

Teen Mom has wrapped up years worth of dysfunction and mayhem with moms Maci, Farrah, Catelynn, and Amber. As much as I love that show, I can't say I'm too sad. Actually, after watching this season's ending I didn't get any real conclusion on any of the mothers. In fact, I feel like I had seen all these episodes before. Maci is still wedged underneath her special needs boy toy. Her relationship [or relationshi* as I like to call it] with baby daddy, Ryan, is still as messed up as it could ever be. And, it appears that Bentley is the smartest one of them all. Farrah cried a lot less this season, but she annoyed others at an alarmingly high rate. She finally has some balance with her parents, yet she still disrespects them every SINGLE chance she gets. I loved the moment of humility though when she had to send Sophia's bad ass to her mom. Score 1 for Farrah's mom! Brother and Sister Husband, Catelynn and Tyler, had a series of rollercoasters [none of which regarding their daughter, Carly, who is tucked away safe with the Cleavers]. They graduated high school. Yay!! Now, they are trying to conquer college. I have concerns about that because they made even choosing "social work" as a major difficult. They are the most decisive slow people I have ever seen. If you wanna major in social work, you choose major in social work on the application! Regardless, they are still smarter than everybody's favorite jail bird, Amber. Her life is still and will forever be in shambles. I predict methamphetamine in her future. That is, if she hasn't already dabbled. Gary now has full custody of Leah and they appear to be doing well. Alls I can say is buh bye, Teen Mom!

Meanwhile, everybody knows we just watched a 2-week series reunion on Love & Hip Hop ATL. Lexi is covering the happenings on that, but I wanted to acknowledge that I did catch it. Boy, oh, Boy!!

I will say that its a sad day when the people who make the most sense on the show are Funky Dineva (not a cast member) and Joseline Hernandez (y'all know my soul dies a little bit every time she speaks). Scrappy did the typical move by proposing to Elvira, I mean, Ericka. I don't mind her, but I think she was wrong to attack Buckeey [no matter how easy that is] and accept a request for marriage. It takes 2, Ericka. I'll comment more when Lexi posts her thoughts.

In other news, Honey Boo Boo has been taking over the air waves. I refuse to cover that show as it is a big ball of redneck foolery. But, I will say I find it funny that more people would rather soak their minds with that than watch Mitt Romney speak. Bye!!



Ev and Ocho are officially finito! I mentioned that in previous posts, but did you see her in the last few days on ABC news?? She's crying and saying that she's leaving him for her fans. SCREECH!! Now, I am not a "fan", but if I were I imagine that Evelyn Lozada leaving Ochocinco would do absolutely nothing for my life. She can stay with him and get headbutted 'til the cows come home for all I care. She even mentioned that she still loves him and that it is so difficult to do this. Here's an idea: Don't! You were made for each other...to embarrass the other one to high hell. She claims that her persona on Basketball Wives doesn't merit her being beaten by her man. I agree, no one deserves to be beaten EVER. But, can we roll the tape back on Evelyn's track record?

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K, y'all that's the update on Rosey! Feel free to comment below on your Teen Mom, LHHATL, Politico, or Basketball Wives thoughts. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose
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16, Pregnant, & Running For Her Life!

Hey R4Readers!! We just wanted to drop in and update you on one of the 16 & Pregnant alum you may remember from the latest season on MTV. Jennifer Del Rio had a set of twin boys with her then-boyfriend, Joshua Smith.

 By the end of their episode, Jen and Josh were pregnant, engaged, and estranged. Josh had turned violent on her after the birth of the boys and even attempted to cause bodily harm to her and the newborn babies when he didn't strap them in properly and left the doors of the vehicle ajar. Since then, there's been no shortage of drama between these two. The latest?? Jen has now fled her home in Florida citing that Josh is a serious danger to her and her boys.


According to TMZ.com, 16 and Pregnant star Jennifer Del Rio says her baby daddy is a huge threat to her family's safety, so much so, she fled 1,000 miles to get away from him and is asking a judge for sole custody of their young twins.

Let this be a lesson, guys and gals! Watch who you impregnate or allow to impregnate you...for your life could be in grave and ongoing danger. It's all fun and games until somebody's Hit & Run.

For more, check out tmz.com.

Later!

Go Away, Maci!!

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Hey Blovies!! So, what's the deal with this last season of Teen Mom?? I have loved the whole 16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom phenomenon. I would like to thank MTV personally for keeping me baby free (whoop whoop)!! However, I think its high time they step it up if its gonna be the last hoorah....Nevertheless, let's discuss.

Over the last few episodes Maci has shown herself to be quite the clinger. I never realized how annoying she really is until this season. She freaked out about sending Bentley to daycare because she thought he couldn't be away from her. Turns out, she's the one with the issue. Bentley walked right up in there and played trains with those kids like it was nobody's business. Now, Ryan's family is headed on a family trip with the baby and she goes and invites herself. Uh?!?!? Ryan is a good one. She wouldn't be anywhere near me and my good time. Granted, it was odd that his girlfriend of only a couple days went on the trip, but Maci has a man. And has had a man for at least two seasons now. Stop hating. The piece de resistance was when Maci went to meet Ryan, Dalis (the gf), and Bentley on the beach. Bentley cried and cried, begged for his daddy back, and told Maci to "Go Away (sobs". I loved it. You tell her Bennie! See for yourself above!

In Amberville, it's the same old same. She's strung out on drugs and attention. Gary's strung out on her. Leah is stuck in the middle. Gary got permission from the feds (or whoever) to allow him, Amber, and Leah to be around each other legally. This enabled them to visit Amber at rehab in sunny California for the weekend. There breakthroughs were made, Amber stormed out, and absolutely nothing changed. We already know the outcome of this. Amber's already in the slammer. So, let's not pretend there will be a happily ever after for these two. SN: shout out to Gary's shirts. Them thangs deserve a purple heart for hanging on to him the way they do!!

Catelynn and Tyler finally graduated from high school!!! I swear MTV makes graduating from high school sound like trying to obtain a PhD. But, hey, toot toot!! Now, its back to business as usual parenting their own parents. Butch (Ty's dad) is finally out of prison (at least for the week). He was under strict orders not to consort with the likes of his wife (Cate's mom) or with drug dealers. It seems he held up pretty well with the first request, but we're not so sure about the second. Butch totally disrespected the house rules and disappeared for a couple days without Tyler's knowledge. That didn't go over too well. A little birdy told me Cate's pregnant again, but I really....REALLY....hope that isn't true. All this foolishness would be for naught.

Finally, Farrah is still failing. She's moved to Florida, already bought a dog, and got herself dumped by a neighbor. She was supposed to be dogsitting for the neighbor. Instead, she's flirting with him and trying to holler. Well, he went for it, but then she started being....well, Farrah. Everything annoys her and she stays cleaning those braces in her mouth. The guy was trying to tell her to let her hair down and relax when she's out instead of going on about how responsible she has to be. I think she does that because she wants people to think she is more mature. Girl, we have eyes!! We know you are only 20 by age and 12 by the head. Stop really. And, since you guys follow the show, can you please adopt Sophia and save this child. She is already bad as hell. It's not too late. She can be helped. Just sayin'.

The show is on hiatus for Independence Day week, so we'll catch up with the teen re-creation sensations next week! 'Til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Teen Mom Jail Chronicles

Hey Bleeps! Amber Portwood of Teen Mom fame has done it again! Except this time she's going to the slammer for 5, read 'em, 5 years!! For the last few years, she and the other 16 & Pregs alums have entertained us with their foolishness. Well, this is the final season of Teen Mom, and I'm sure it will not disappoint. 

Amber is no stranger to the joint. She's gone in on more than one occasion for battery. Yep, Ms. Portwood is a Man-Beater! Her fiance, Gary, is a victim of domestic violence and their daughter, Leah, has watched it all. If you want details on those occasions, just click below. More info on her 5 year lockup for drugs is below on the Wonderwall! link. Enjoy my bloves! I did.

xoxo, Christina Rose

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16 & Stupid, 19 & Arrested, 20 & Knocked Up Again!

Hey, R4R world!! Here's an update on everybody's favorite 16 & Pregs tragedy couple. A few months back our Christina reported that Ebony & Josh Render ran into a few legal problems and had their daughter taken from them. Apparently, they've ironed out their issues long enough to get knocked up again. We here at R4R love sharing stories like this with you guys. It's our way of giving back to the community. Kids, please stay in school and don't let this be your life. Look at 'em. Enough said. [Enter inspirational Joel Osteen comments here] For more on this constant struggle of a couple, click here  http://specials.msn.com/a-list/entertainment/16-and-pregnant-expecting-again-psp .

Later.
R4R

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R4R Update: Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Drops Acid

Hey bleeples! I know you're waiting on BBW and RHOA updates! They're coming. Until then, I dropped in to share the latest on the Teen Mom 2 broads. Jenelle is up to her usual. She's trying to find new and interesting ways to go to jail. Her newest tryst?? Dropping Acid....or in formal terms LSD. This girl should be Hot Mess of the Year....and it's just April. Alas.....if you want more, click the link. http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/jenelle-evans-dropping-acid-she-does-it-a-lot-she-fell-in-love-with-it-claims-pal-1674912.story?ocid=answw11

'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

R4R Update

Hey Bloves!! So there are a couple of things going on in the reality world that I'm sure you're dying to know about. Here goes....

 

 

 

MTV has just given the thumbs up for Teen Mom 3. The whole "16 and Pregnant" phenomenon has taken on a life of its own and spun not one but 3 spinoffs! I mean, who can keep up with all these horny teens and their spawn? Does it really get more dramatic than Jenelle, Barb, & Jace of Teen Mom 2? We hear stories all the time about Amber Portman (Teen Mom) going to jail and threats of any one of these tricks to lose custody of their kids. Who am I kidding? You know I'm tuning in to laugh and judge. I think I'm gonna stop calling these chicks stupid too....They're pulling some pretty fat checks for opening their legs. That's all I'm saying....For more, check out http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/02/27/teen-mom-3/.

 

 

 

Terrell Owens, known as T.O. to most, alluded to have money problems on his show "The T.O. show" on vH1. Apparently, he wasn't kidding. He is going through (count 'em) 2 foreclosures on homes he purchased in Dallas. I'm not really into sports, but I do know I haven't heard his name circulating on the news in the sports realm. I do, however, watch his show. Was it me or did they abruptly stop showing new episodes in the middle of the season? Oh ok. It's me. Unfortunately, this whole pro-athlete gone broke story isn't unique. As a matter of fact, it's almost expected. Want more on this story? Click http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/27/terrell-owens-foreclosure_n_1302896.html.

 

 

 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are full of special episodes this season. They just aired a "Kim & Kroy" special during Oscars Sunday. Soon, they will be airing a special episode starring Kandi Burruss called "Kandi Factory". Are they trying to prepare us for both Kim & Kandi getting their own respective shows? I'm thinking so....from what I hear, the ratings for the Kim special were low. Maybe the Oscars are to blame. Or, maybe nobody cares about Kim & Kroy but Kim & Kroy. Kandi shared a sneak peek link to the show on her Facebook fan page....so, click here if you wanna see what that's about. http://youtu.be/bI7NMrNA0Js

 

 

 

Up next, I'll be updating you guys on the newest season of Basketball Wives. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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