You Ain't 'Bout Dis Life!!!

Hey R4Readers!!! By now, you've heard about the domestic violence situation between newlyweds and reality stars Chad Johnson (Ochocinco) and Evelyn Lozada, right?? According to TMZ.com, the pair were in a scuffle yesterday which ended in Ocho headbutting his own wife. Where they do that at?? South Florida to be exact....As a result, Chad has reportedly been arrested and will serve 39 days in jail.

Domestic violence isn't funny...but as you've heard and read on the blog many times the Twitter lovebirds are media hungry, reality TV mongers who are always bragging about their life and what they "got". So, pardon us while we laugh!!! Evelyn and Ocho were engaged for a whopping two years and just wedded last month. We actually congratulated them on a previous post. Nobody believed they'd make it down the aisle, but amidst the cheating, lies, reality show begging, and so on they did it. Guess the honeymoon's over though...Here's what TMZ.com had to say about the incident...


"NFL star Chad Johnson was arrested Saturday night for domestic violence ... allegedly against new wife Evelyn Lozada, one of the stars of VH1's "Basketball Wives."

Johnson allegedly head-butted Lozada during an argument, says the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, and when cops arrived to the scene, Lozada had lacerations on her forehead.

Our sources say Lozada has been at the hospital for several hours and her injury will require stitches."

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Mr. And Mrs. Johnson have a reality show premiering on their favorite network, vH1, this fall called "Ev and Ocho". Perhaps this whole "slap a hoe" scheme is part of a plan to boost ratings for the show....or maybe Ocho is just as crazy as he ever was and Ev's goldigging ways are finally paying off. Whatever the situation, bet when Ev signed up to be wifey she didn't consider the whole punched in the face thing. You ain't bout that life, boo!!!

Later.

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