It's Teen Mom, Honey Boo Boo Chile, & Funky Cold Dineva!! [Video]

Hey, Blovers!! So, you click on the blog to find out what we think about the latest happenings...and there's nothing new. You know that just isn't right. Well, Rose World has been extra crazy lately, but life don't stop. Here's an update on all things Reality, For Real in my world...

Teen Mom has wrapped up years worth of dysfunction and mayhem with moms Maci, Farrah, Catelynn, and Amber. As much as I love that show, I can't say I'm too sad. Actually, after watching this season's ending I didn't get any real conclusion on any of the mothers. In fact, I feel like I had seen all these episodes before. Maci is still wedged underneath her special needs boy toy. Her relationship [or relationshi* as I like to call it] with baby daddy, Ryan, is still as messed up as it could ever be. And, it appears that Bentley is the smartest one of them all. Farrah cried a lot less this season, but she annoyed others at an alarmingly high rate. She finally has some balance with her parents, yet she still disrespects them every SINGLE chance she gets. I loved the moment of humility though when she had to send Sophia's bad ass to her mom. Score 1 for Farrah's mom! Brother and Sister Husband, Catelynn and Tyler, had a series of rollercoasters [none of which regarding their daughter, Carly, who is tucked away safe with the Cleavers]. They graduated high school. Yay!! Now, they are trying to conquer college. I have concerns about that because they made even choosing "social work" as a major difficult. They are the most decisive slow people I have ever seen. If you wanna major in social work, you choose major in social work on the application! Regardless, they are still smarter than everybody's favorite jail bird, Amber. Her life is still and will forever be in shambles. I predict methamphetamine in her future. That is, if she hasn't already dabbled. Gary now has full custody of Leah and they appear to be doing well. Alls I can say is buh bye, Teen Mom!

Meanwhile, everybody knows we just watched a 2-week series reunion on Love & Hip Hop ATL. Lexi is covering the happenings on that, but I wanted to acknowledge that I did catch it. Boy, oh, Boy!!

I will say that its a sad day when the people who make the most sense on the show are Funky Dineva (not a cast member) and Joseline Hernandez (y'all know my soul dies a little bit every time she speaks). Scrappy did the typical move by proposing to Elvira, I mean, Ericka. I don't mind her, but I think she was wrong to attack Buckeey [no matter how easy that is] and accept a request for marriage. It takes 2, Ericka. I'll comment more when Lexi posts her thoughts.

In other news, Honey Boo Boo has been taking over the air waves. I refuse to cover that show as it is a big ball of redneck foolery. But, I will say I find it funny that more people would rather soak their minds with that than watch Mitt Romney speak. Bye!!



Ev and Ocho are officially finito! I mentioned that in previous posts, but did you see her in the last few days on ABC news?? She's crying and saying that she's leaving him for her fans. SCREECH!! Now, I am not a "fan", but if I were I imagine that Evelyn Lozada leaving Ochocinco would do absolutely nothing for my life. She can stay with him and get headbutted 'til the cows come home for all I care. She even mentioned that she still loves him and that it is so difficult to do this. Here's an idea: Don't! You were made for each other...to embarrass the other one to high hell. She claims that her persona on Basketball Wives doesn't merit her being beaten by her man. I agree, no one deserves to be beaten EVER. But, can we roll the tape back on Evelyn's track record?

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K, y'all that's the update on Rosey! Feel free to comment below on your Teen Mom, LHHATL, Politico, or Basketball Wives thoughts. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose
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Ev & Ocho Update

Hey R4Readers!! Welp, there have been some developments since we reported the "Headbutting Incident" to you the other day between Chad Johnson and his wife, Evelyn Lozada. Since then, Chad has been released from jail on bond. This happened less than 24 hours after he alledgedly headbutted Lozada causing her to medical assistance. In addition to his release from jail, he has also been released from his job aka the Miami Dolphins of the NFL. Man, this dude is catching hell, right??

If that ain't bad enough, vH1 has issued a statement about the Twitter couple and pulled their upcoming reality show from the schedule. Check this out....

“Due to the unfortunate events over the weekend and the seriousness of the allegations, VH1 is pulling the series ‘Ev and Ocho’ from its schedule and has no current plans of airing it.”

There are rumors floating around that Evelyn is now retracting her story claiming that Johnson assaulted her by accident. The pair were reportedly arguing over a set of receipts Lozada found indicating that her hubby had recently purchased condoms. We don't know about you guys, but we distinctly remember Ev giving Ocho permission to step out provided he use protection. The way we see it he was only following through with his end of the bargain.

You don't suppose she's retracting her story now because she's shot herself in the foot now, huh?? Obviously, her goldigging ways will have to cease if there is no gold to dig. But, she's a golddigger just the same so she probably didn't think that far ahead. Anyway, the only people who really know what went down in that house is them. That said, the courts will determine how to handle it now. Here's what FoxSports.com had to say about Ochocinco's situation:


"Johnson's defense attorney, Adam Swickle, told the AP a no-contact order has been issued that prevents Johnson from contacting Lozada. Swickle declined to comment further.

"I was shocked," tight end Charles Clay told the AP. "Of course, you don't want things like that to happen."

If convicted, Johnson faces a maximum penalty of one year in jail and a $1,000 fine. He could also receive community service, probation or anger management classes."

How's that for a hard-knock life.
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You Ain't 'Bout Dis Life!!!

Hey R4Readers!!! By now, you've heard about the domestic violence situation between newlyweds and reality stars Chad Johnson (Ochocinco) and Evelyn Lozada, right?? According to TMZ.com, the pair were in a scuffle yesterday which ended in Ocho headbutting his own wife. Where they do that at?? South Florida to be exact....As a result, Chad has reportedly been arrested and will serve 39 days in jail.

Domestic violence isn't funny...but as you've heard and read on the blog many times the Twitter lovebirds are media hungry, reality TV mongers who are always bragging about their life and what they "got". So, pardon us while we laugh!!! Evelyn and Ocho were engaged for a whopping two years and just wedded last month. We actually congratulated them on a previous post. Nobody believed they'd make it down the aisle, but amidst the cheating, lies, reality show begging, and so on they did it. Guess the honeymoon's over though...Here's what TMZ.com had to say about the incident...


"NFL star Chad Johnson was arrested Saturday night for domestic violence ... allegedly against new wife Evelyn Lozada, one of the stars of VH1's "Basketball Wives."

Johnson allegedly head-butted Lozada during an argument, says the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, and when cops arrived to the scene, Lozada had lacerations on her forehead.

Our sources say Lozada has been at the hospital for several hours and her injury will require stitches."

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Mr. And Mrs. Johnson have a reality show premiering on their favorite network, vH1, this fall called "Ev and Ocho". Perhaps this whole "slap a hoe" scheme is part of a plan to boost ratings for the show....or maybe Ocho is just as crazy as he ever was and Ev's goldigging ways are finally paying off. Whatever the situation, bet when Ev signed up to be wifey she didn't consider the whole punched in the face thing. You ain't bout that life, boo!!!

Later.

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Congratulations Are In Order!!

Hi, Bleeps!! Hope all is well your way, there's much to discuss. This week America celebrated its independence from the monarchy many centuries ago. However, some were spending their 4th of July gazing upon more than the usual fireworks. *At this time, you might need to check outside for flying pigs*. Ochocinco and Evelyn of vH1 fame finally got hitched!! I know right?! I gasped and side-eyed all day. I never thought it would happen. So, I guess Ev got the one up on me. Ocho reportedly live-tweeted the whole wedding. I mean I love the Twit as much as the next guy, but can we show a little respect? This is a wedding ceremony for crying out loud! Is nothing sacred anymore?

However, my inner hater is telling me that this wedding was more for ratings toward their new show on (you guessed it) vH1 called Ev and Ocho.  No surprise she reportedly quit her breakout show "Basketball Wives". I guess it is now the famous "non mother-EFFING factor" she copyrighted, and technicially Ocho is a football player....Football Wives was cancelled :-(. NOTE: I called this a wedding and not a marriage...we have YET to see if they actually have that. No matter my personal feelings, I will congratulate them on making it down the aisle. I don't know guys. But to show my good sportsmanship, this is dedicated to the lovely couple, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0faZMh2QTuM
Should I watch the show?? Blog it? I have mixed feelings so maybe you could help me. For more on this story, check out www.thegrio.com.

Also, shoutout to Yandy and Kimbella of Love and Hip Hop fame who are both expecting. They had a star-studded baby shower for their bundles of joy this week as well. See previous posts about the LAHH divas for laughs and updates on who's who. For more on this, check out www.gossiponthis.com.

'Til next time....


xoxo, Christina Rose
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