Apparently, You're Either Hot or You're Not...

Well, this was the episode where all trash was dumped or put out to be picked up. First, Joseline let STEEBIE know that she's moving on with her career and working with who she wants to work with.  She also reminded him that he can't stop having sex with her, even if he wanted to.  I mean, it's all up to him, right?  It's not as if she controls her own body or anything, right?  Hmmm....seems like she left the strip club, yet she forgot to leave the strip club mentality.

On to Rasheeda, she wants to leave her boo behind in hopes of reclaiming her never-claimed throne as the GA peach. However, he wants the Rasheeda who loved the double order of hash browns at Waffle House.  Now, really, Kurt?  That's why she can't progress with your stuck-in-the-past ass!  Any man who wants a woman with a Waffle House mentality is not fit to be a husband or manager.  Period!  I am all for her moving on to something else, even if it's modeling because y'all know girl is gorgeous!

As for Karlie,  I don't know what she sees in Benzino.  He looks like an ex-con version of the clock from "Beauty and the Beast." That's all.

Mimi and that sorry Stevie J song.....That was so pathetic!  Don't act like you have standards, Mimi!  We know that Stevie does what he does because you never had them before.  The only difference is now you can no longer distract yourself or delude yourself into thinking you're happy through spending his money.  I'm on to you and your alligator tears. This bitch cries too much!  And all of their scenes together are beyond scripted.  I'm over them.

What I'm still amazed by, however, is this Buckey/Scrappy "romance".  The teeth on Buckey (I refuse to call her Shay.) never cease to amaze me!  They are bucked so much that her entire mouth protrudes.  She honestly believes Scrappy is doing well by his daughter by not paying child support.  And he is listening to a girl that even Flavor Flav rejected.  And she likes when he's getting drunk like the washed up star he is?  Wow, I love when two losers love each other.  One less loser man for me to worry about in the world.

But y'all, K. Michelle's butt should be outlawed.  I'm sure when she goes to stores where glass items and china are present, the employees are praying she doesn't make any sudden movements/turns.  LOL! That date went well, though.  Let's hope she kept her ghetto ways in her purse throughout the date, all straight razors included.

Also, we found out Benzino knows Gaga's manager, Vincent. But, Karlie, never go to a meeting wearing an Hermes belt when you're begging someone to give you a chance.  At least look like you need a job!  That's what I hate about ATL: people can't seem to pause the frontin'!!  EVER!!

The rest of this episode was very blah to me.  So, here's something to cheer you guys up.  Here is Benzino when he was "hot":

Was Benzino hot, lukewarm, or simply cold?  Let us know what you think!  Personally, I think homie is freezing!  This is atrocious!  Hahahahahahahhahahaha!