Go Away, Maci!!

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Hey Blovies!! So, what's the deal with this last season of Teen Mom?? I have loved the whole 16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom phenomenon. I would like to thank MTV personally for keeping me baby free (whoop whoop)!! However, I think its high time they step it up if its gonna be the last hoorah....Nevertheless, let's discuss.

Over the last few episodes Maci has shown herself to be quite the clinger. I never realized how annoying she really is until this season. She freaked out about sending Bentley to daycare because she thought he couldn't be away from her. Turns out, she's the one with the issue. Bentley walked right up in there and played trains with those kids like it was nobody's business. Now, Ryan's family is headed on a family trip with the baby and she goes and invites herself. Uh?!?!? Ryan is a good one. She wouldn't be anywhere near me and my good time. Granted, it was odd that his girlfriend of only a couple days went on the trip, but Maci has a man. And has had a man for at least two seasons now. Stop hating. The piece de resistance was when Maci went to meet Ryan, Dalis (the gf), and Bentley on the beach. Bentley cried and cried, begged for his daddy back, and told Maci to "Go Away (sobs". I loved it. You tell her Bennie! See for yourself above!

In Amberville, it's the same old same. She's strung out on drugs and attention. Gary's strung out on her. Leah is stuck in the middle. Gary got permission from the feds (or whoever) to allow him, Amber, and Leah to be around each other legally. This enabled them to visit Amber at rehab in sunny California for the weekend. There breakthroughs were made, Amber stormed out, and absolutely nothing changed. We already know the outcome of this. Amber's already in the slammer. So, let's not pretend there will be a happily ever after for these two. SN: shout out to Gary's shirts. Them thangs deserve a purple heart for hanging on to him the way they do!!

Catelynn and Tyler finally graduated from high school!!! I swear MTV makes graduating from high school sound like trying to obtain a PhD. But, hey, toot toot!! Now, its back to business as usual parenting their own parents. Butch (Ty's dad) is finally out of prison (at least for the week). He was under strict orders not to consort with the likes of his wife (Cate's mom) or with drug dealers. It seems he held up pretty well with the first request, but we're not so sure about the second. Butch totally disrespected the house rules and disappeared for a couple days without Tyler's knowledge. That didn't go over too well. A little birdy told me Cate's pregnant again, but I really....REALLY....hope that isn't true. All this foolishness would be for naught.

Finally, Farrah is still failing. She's moved to Florida, already bought a dog, and got herself dumped by a neighbor. She was supposed to be dogsitting for the neighbor. Instead, she's flirting with him and trying to holler. Well, he went for it, but then she started being....well, Farrah. Everything annoys her and she stays cleaning those braces in her mouth. The guy was trying to tell her to let her hair down and relax when she's out instead of going on about how responsible she has to be. I think she does that because she wants people to think she is more mature. Girl, we have eyes!! We know you are only 20 by age and 12 by the head. Stop really. And, since you guys follow the show, can you please adopt Sophia and save this child. She is already bad as hell. It's not too late. She can be helped. Just sayin'.

The show is on hiatus for Independence Day week, so we'll catch up with the teen re-creation sensations next week! 'Til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose
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