Hey, Bleeples! Last night's episode of Basketball Wives lacked the drama last night, but that isn't to say there is nothing to discuss. What the show lacked in drama, it made up for in petty foolishness and a preview to more shenanigans!How does Tami top the face bop heard 'round the world? She doesn't. But, she did run tell dat to her homegirl and fellow ghettoan, Royce, who was all ears to hear how the grease monkey got caught. She explained to Royce that Meeka had to pay for constantly running her mouth and never remembering what comes out of it. Royce stated it correctly when she said, "you can take the girl out the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out the girl". I agree wholeheartedly.
Jen met up with Al Reynolds this week to discuss men. I'm sure he woke up early for that conversation since his defunct marriage to Star Jones likely ended over them. And don't try to act like you didn't know Al was/is gay. Jen claims that he's her male best friend, but to me he's like having another girlfriend. Al suggested a few friends of his to Jen as candidates for dating. They exchanged golddigger phrases such as "do you prefer him to be tall or his bank account?" and "I have to know what he does for a living". Well, Jen. What do you do?? Right.
Meanwhile, Royce and Suzie meet up to discuss the happenings with Mr. Ed. Y'all know who that is--Jen's ex hubby. Remember, a few episodes back he approached Suzie with a part in his semi-pornographic movie. She declined after telling him she thinks its A) gonna flop and B) just a ploy to piss Jen off. He assured her that he could care less about Jen or whether or not she does the movie. Now, Mr. Ed has asked Royce to be apart of the film. Get this....she's actually considering it. Royce and Suzie talked about it as Suzie inquired about Royce telling Jen about this. Royce promptly explained that she doesn't see the need to tell Jen anything and that no one is going to hamper her career opportunities. Career Opportunities?! Is this heifer serious? If this movie is a career move for her, then houston we got a bigger problem than we thought. This chick has gone bonkers. Matter fact, I am starting a "Send Royce a $1" campaign. She clearly needs it. Suzie ain't been right about much, but she is most certainly correct that this movie WILL flop.
Evelyn and the gang celebrate her daughter's (Shaniece) graduation from high school. And, the gang's all here....well, except her dad or her "stepdad". So bleeps, help me. If your mom never marries the man she was dating, would he still be considered your "stepdad"?? Oh ok. Anyway, she was very upset that her daddies didn't come, but wait a minute...is it a bird? or a plane? No, its Ochocinco's wack ass here to save the day. They had a decent and civil celebration filled with tears and corniness.
Suzie ran and told Jen all about Royce's plans to do Mr. Ed's movie. Jen went on and on about how Royce doesn't follow girl code. Well, don't you kind of have to be friends for girl code to apply? Alas, I don't know everything. What I took from this whole thing is this: You can't tell Suzie NOTHING. As the title states, I wouldn't tell Suzie obvious ish that any fool would know. You can't state your name to this chick because as soon as prompted, and even sometimes when not prompted, she spews information like a sprinkler. How can any of them even stand her? I gossip. Hell, I blog! But, I don't tell everything everybody ever says to me. Suzie does. Ugh...
Next week, we can expect to see Mr. Ed reach his breaking point. We witnessed him throw a glass of some beverage directly in Jen's face....I can't say what happened, but I can say I laughed hard and loud upon seeing that. Don't judge me. You prolly did too. Oh, and thank you vH1 for the Meeka break. Too much of her is detrimental to our health. 'Til next week...
xoxo, Christina Rose
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