Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A B-Ball Wife!

Holy Catfight, Batman! Well, Bleeps. You guessed it. It finally went down between Tami and Meeka! Basketball Wives heated up tonight with all kinds of fights, foolishness, and mayhem!

Last Week, we were left in limbo on what was going to happen with Evelyn and Jen. No brainer?! Tami and Mother Shaunie swooped in and meddled until the whole "your man's a media whore" thing blew over. Evelyn fussed. Jen wept. End of Story.

The ladies ate and frolicked all over Italy. And everywhere they went, Tami's anger was sure to go! Each time they sat down Tami would confront resident grease monger, Meeka, on the stuff she's always randomly saying to someone. First, it was about Royce. Then, it was about going back and forth from Evelyn's click to Suzie and the other rejects. Finally, it was about some nasty things Meeka said about Tami's weave, clothing, and personal choices. At this last meal, Tami came in ready to argue. She didn't want to even sit next the the grease monster. I can't blame her, she might drip. Kohl's ain't cheap. Tami mocked the damn girl right in her face while the entire table laughed. Then, she let Meeka in on the joke...except Meeka wasn't feeling it. Of course, Tami dialed up the drama by explaining her frustrations to Meeka loudly. It took ol' mama Shaunie aka the BBW Oracle to tell Meeka WTF the problem is. And, the impossible happened!! Meeka apologized. Tami's response: "She apologized. I heard it." Coldblooded doesn't even begin to describe. I loved every second. Needless to say after Tami told Meeka her "black ass" should have said...they ain't cool no mo'.

Meeka decided to talk with Suzie about her Tami problems. They discussed the Royce issues. They also drudged up some old conversations. Meeka confided in Suzie that Tami called the other ladies "fake". Suzie noted these comments in her head like a tape recorder. Everything Meeka said to Suzie during their rendezvous she might as well have shouted from the rooftops because Suzie ran and told that. Thuzie explained that the things Meeka said put her in an "awkward" position. You mean more awkward than your oblong face? Oh ok.

Tami said later that she would just be civil on the rest of trip....until Suzie sang like a canary. It was all ships on deck at that point. Later that evening, the ladies met up in some exclusive Italian club. I found it odd that they showed up in 3s but they left in one van...Ok, anyway, Suzie, Jen, & Meeka had a few drinks before the other ladies showed up. Tami and the others walked in. No makeup, hair in a ponytail, and sour face.....sounds premeditated to me. Tami tried to talk with Meeka about the new information she received from Suzie. Meeka maintained that Tami did indeed call everybody fake, but Tami says she called them "popular". LOL, really Tami? All it took was for Meeka to put her hand up...and WHOOMP Upside Meeka's head, I say WHOOMP upside her head!! Jerry Springer looked like Mr. Rogers Neighborhood compared to this. It took like six guys to get Tami up off of Meeka. Weaves and sh!t pulled. It didn't end well.

After that, Meeka scurried out of Italy like a race horse at the track! She wrote Oracle Shaunie a letter explaining her hurried escape. Naturally, Shaunie reads the letter in front of everyone. "Dear Shaunie, Tami is unstable"....and so on. Tami's Response: "Dear Meeka, write a letter to someone that gives a f*ck!" You know Tami is borderline Borderline Personality. She really ain't stable. But, she could kick it with me any day. She is TV gold!

Can't wait until next week when Mr. Ed returns!

xoxo, Christina Rose
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