There's No Crying in Basketball

What's good, Bleeps?! Didn't get to discuss last week's ep of Bball Slums. So, I'll do my best mash up of this week and last.

When we left off, Jen Williams had been smacked by the 2nd most comfortable assistant ever, Nia, who takes a close 2nd after Sweetie of RHOA fame. Jen left the event less than pleased, but she has the last laugh because she contacted local authorities and set a lawsuit in place to fight rachet with legal. I'm usually a card carrying member of the "See A Bish, Slap a Bish" brigade. However, I gotta say I like Jen's style on this one. She can't fight and we know it. Hit 'em where it hurts.....their Louboutin fund. One thing I can't get with though with Ms. Jen is the fact that her only ally seems to be psycho Kenya. Nobody likes Kenya. She ain't good for the team. Take it from me, Jen. Ditch!!!

In other news, Evelyn and Ocho are still frontin' like this marriage is really happening. Don't you just love how she tried to clean up their "open" relationship conversation a few eps back?! Sweetie, we heard you give permission to your man to go to the nearest pharmacy for protection if/when he steps out on you. No reneging. What's done is done. In this episode, they supposedly had 5 months until the wedding. Fast forward to today...did I miss something. I ain't seen no news announcing their nuptials. She did admit that even at 36 she isn't mature. PS Blog fam, that isn't hot. Act your age, not your shoe size....the immortal words of Prince.

Tami isn't up to much this week and neither are the other ladies. However, I have to wonder how far television has fallen when we see celebrealities going to mammograms and pap smears all on the camera. Is anything private anymore?? *says the reality tv blogger* I am all about women taking preventive measures, but do it privately. Her daughters' dance lesson with Royce was funny though. They should prolly just stick to a mike stand. SN: how did we go from "non-mutha-effing factor" to mammogram buddies?? Anyone?

Royce has embarrassed herself a number of times on this show. Tonight had to be the worst display of tantrums and shenanigans, yet?! She and her dad had a very candid conversation about her newest boy toy, Desmon. Her dad feels that she gets into relationships too quickly. I agree. She's had 3 serious boyfriends in 2 seasons. Nobody does that, boo. When daddy suggested that she acts slutty in front of her kid by kissing 3 or 4 different guys in a short time period, Royce loses it. We're talking groveling on the ground, begging for understanding, dying for a blessing type losing it. She begged her dad to let her be happy. Sweetheart, you are not 16 with your dad forbidding to let you go to prom with the high school misfit gang member. Chill. I was saddened and ashamed by Royce's display. For shame.

Next week, the Basketball Groupies head to Tahiti! 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Jersey Jabs

Hey Blovies!! How goes it?! Welp, last week Lexi kicked it off with the ladies of Dirty Jersey! That's right, the Real Housewives of New Jersey are back. They are just the right amount of rich mixed with a little rachet! Without further ado...

Jacqueline has been having problems with Ashlee since the beginning of time. However, up until recently, Chris Laurita (Jacqie's hubby) has been unmoved by Ashlee's antics. He's bought her car after car and dealt with her bull-ish. But, this season, even HE's sick of her. Finally!! They decided last week to cart her off to boot camp with her aunt and uncle in Las Vegas.  I, personally, think Vegas is the exact wrong place to send a wild-child, Kesha-like creature like Ashlee. Thankfully, she isn't my kid. This week Albie attempted dropping Kesha's twin off at the airport, but not without hearing 1001 excuses of anxiety and depression to keep her from making the journey. The complaints fell on deaf ears.....Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Jacqie threw a family/friend gathering. No shock Ashlee missed her flight and showed up at the house expecting to be welcomed. FAIL. Chris carted dat ass back the airport and made certain she hopped her butt on that plane.

At the party, the gang was all there including Melissa & Joe Gorga, Rich and Kathy Wakile, Caroline Manzo and gang (minus Albert), and Teresa and Joe Guidice. The party seemed to be going well until Teresa brought up that damned cookbook! I have never seen a cookbook cause so much raucous. Apparently, nobody told Teresa that writing a cookbook doth not equal writing a real book. There was a big blow up about the book at last year's reunion show. Teresa slammed just about everybody mentioned earlier and tried to call it a joke. Safe to say no one laughed. That fiasco ended and the guys went downstairs for a game. Juicy Joe Guidice bragged about how awesome he is for the -enth time until he attempted to compare height with Rich Wakile. You know Rich. The greasy guy Kathy's married to. Joe took the argument too far when he reached for Rich's balls (literally) and Rich put a nice shiner right on Joe's eye. That's the moment Rich gained a lil' respect from me. He is still greasy but a tiny bit less skeazy.

In other news, Housewives gone Popstars is still in full effect over at Bravo!. Melissa is not the first and won't be the last. She has recruited some top name producers to help her with her long-awaited sure to be platinum album. I can't! Her latest single is called "How Many Times" which is aptly named because I found myself thinking, "how many times are they gonna make us listen to this crap?". I know you guys watch and have opinions too. I'd love to hear what you think of her song. We got to see where Joey G. (Gorga) works and all the buildings he owns (each one named for his children). Blah blah blah.

Anybody surprised Teresa & Joe's pizza shop is closed? Who's the top business closer, Peter (RHOA) or Joe (RHONJ)?? You be the judge.

Next week, Teresa will face off with everybody for what I'm sure is more foolishness with the raciest cookbook ever written.

'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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R4R Update: Love & Hip Hop

Hot off the presses, blogworld?! Emily Bustamante of LAHH fame just tweeted that she will NOT be on the 3rd season of the VH1's hit show being taped now. In case you don't remember, Emily is the on-off girlfriend of rapper, Fabolous. She is also buddy buddy with show favorite, Chrissy. (Our Christina Rose is not a fan) She has two children, one of which with the entertainer. You can scroll thru our bevy of LAHH posts where we've called Em all kinds of dumb for the foolishness she puts up with where he's concerned. Not sure if we'll miss her or not. Nevertheless, if you want more info on her departure click the link below. Peace!

Reality 4 Real!!


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Dirty Rumors and Looks, and Let's Not Forget the Mob Books!

I love these ladies!  Just had to say that.  They never fail to provide us with a strong dose of dramaaaaa!!!! *Big Ang voice* LOL!

Here we go!

 I think Renee should not be trusting Carla.  Last week, Carla sat with Drita, Big Ang, and a bunch of nail technicians they didn't know and proceeded to crucify Renee!  Now, Carla wants to be a good friend and make things right with Renee?  She did this crap last season!  Carla is so extra and unnecessary.  I think someone should replace her for season three.  

As for Ramona losing her jewelry to the Feds, I can understand why she's upset.  BUT who keeps $200,000 worth of jewelry in a duffle bag? Also, she can't make me believe that she didn't know her boyfriend was doing something illegal, so she should just consider this the downside of that life.  

Karen's book event last night was great!  I thought it was great that her brother was there to show his support.  I also thought it was shady how Drita didn't show up. The fact that this book makes Drita lose it makes me believe Karen's story more and more.  When people mention Karen's book, Drita acts like what she is: a bad friend who jumped on another friend's man as soon as she was out of sight.  Why else would the book bother her?  I hope something juicy and negative comes out about Drita.  Maybe she'll throw a right hook at that because we see she wasn't stupid enough to actually try to box somebody. LMAO!!

Oh, and Junior exited Renee's life and this show better than any lady or queen could.  He is bringing down the Mob house, y'all!  All of those arrests because of him?!?!  DAMN!!  Well, a woman scorned.....LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!  : D

And, as usual, I must end this post by stating that I adore the hot mess that is named Big Ang.  That woman is one of the funniest people on TV!  LMAO!! I will definitely be watching and blogging about her spinoff (Oh yeah, she's getting one!) when it airs!

Until next time....

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We're Going Back to DOOOITY JOOOOOOIIISSSEEEYYY!!

Welcome back to Jersey, everyone!!  The land of denial, garbage, suspected mafia activity, and the ugliest red hair dye ever!  <---Caroline, stand up!!!  LOL

Back in Jersey, it seems that Teresa's cookbook is still the topic of discussion.  I almost said "This conversation is lasting longer than Christmas did last season!" But I realize they were filming virtually non-stop last year.

When this episode began, I also realized that I don't like Caroline AND Lauren.  Lauren is turning into a carbon copy of her mom.  Why the hell is Lauren always preaching to Jacqueline about how to raise someone who is only 2-3 years younger than her?  Bitch, shut up!!  You can't possibly think you're the go-to person when it comes to raising children just because you now have a boyfriend who is your equal in doughiness. Ugh!  I wish Lauren would be a little more like Ashley in terms of having a unique personality from her mother.  We don't want or need two Caroline Manzos on TV.  NEXT!  Teresa definitely tried to mend things with Caroline, but something is really weird to me about that friendship.  I believe it has always been different since season 1 on Caroline's end.  In the beginning, Caroline loved Teresa.  She was her source of entertainment.  She thought Teresa and Joe were so cute and funny.  However, that disappeared somewhere around season two, and Teresa was still assuming it was there.  I don't know.  I think that friendship should just bite the dust.  It never was meant to be.  Move on and pass the pasta!

Personally, I'm Team Teresa all the way!!  I definitely believe that Melissa is with her brother for money.  I know that Kathy is jealous of Teresa.  Hell, even Kathy's husband talks about Teresa all the time like he's obsessed with her. Teresa may not have money at the moment, but she does have her fame.  And we all know that at the end of the day, most people just want to be relevant.  THAT'S why Melissa is on this show, right?  I mean, if she really was so much better than Teresa, she could go do anything and outshine her.  Yet, she chose to do so right next to her on this show.  That's why those idiots will never cash in on this show: they're too occupied with trying to play Teresa's game next to her.  Teresa is a beast!  She's gonna get you out of her yard at any cost. From what the previews have shown, the ladies will learn that I'm right about them and Teresa, as well. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

What's up with Joe Gorga not knowing his wife would leave him if she met a richer guy?  She would peace out so fast that you would think someone set fire to a Louis Vuitton store.  That is the woman who hugged the Rolex he gave her for Christmas more than she hugged him!  She was so busy playing dress-up and "model-model" that the kids barely got camera time!  Melissa is so annoying that it hurts.  I hope she pisses glitter and it hurts her like passing kidney stones.

Also, Joe Giudice is clearly cheating on Teresa and not caring if she or the kids know.  I have never seen a man be so calm on TV when his wife tells him that his oldest daughter thinks he's unfaithful to her mother!!  I hope he goes to jail.  Teresa, don't flip tables there!  We don't want you getting tazed!  LMAO!

The shore scenes and houses were all blah and nothing important, EXCEPT the scene when Teresa's aunt told them all to shut up and act like family.  She took the words out of my mouth!  That's what they should do: stop cooking and talking shit all the time!  GO ACT LIKE A FAMILY THEN MAYBE WE'LL BELIEVE WHAT YOU SAY AND DO.  Just a thought. NEXT!

Finally, I thought it was interesting that Ashley now has blonde hair.  Hmm.....that's not a cry for help, Chris.  That's a nervous breakdown!  WTF?!?!?!?!  Anyway, this episode was kinda boring, and I expected more.  But mark my words, at the end of the day, *queue Scottish battle music* Teresa will rise again and seize your hearts and loyalty!  And she will be SCANDALOUS as she does it....mwahahahahahahaha!

Can't wait for this ride you guys!

P.S. I was happy to see Rosie.  She's always the comic relief of the show!  I hope they are paying her.  I don't want Rosie to be living with her mom forever!  LOL

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Well...Another One Bites the Dust!

The ones who bit the dust: the season AND Sheree Whitfield's career (it's a stretch to call it that, by the way).

Well, since my partner-in-blog-crime Ms. Rose told you guys what she thought, I decided to stick to the two things that made me laugh at the Part 3 reunion: 1) Kandi & MarHO and 2) finding out that NeNe is the reason Sheree and Kim are on the show!  Scandalousssss.....

Let's begin!  Shall we?  First of all, I definitely believe MarHO is an escort.  She has not said that she does anything to make money.  From what we've seen and heard, she wants us to believe that she is living off of profits from assets acquired during a relationship with a billionaire, former lover.  Well, how would a woman with a criminal past encounter such a man? As history and Pretty Woman have shown us, it's usually through the exchange of certain types of human and sexual goods.  MarHO pisses me off!  How can she talk about anything Kandi has when Kandi clearly had to work for what she has??  MarHO, if you're reading this, work isn't work if you have to end up on your back before cashing in...or out.  ROTFLMAO!  Just saying.  As far as the comments about Kandi's house, who cares!!!  Kandi is so much nicer than me because I would have told MarHO then and there that she and her crabs would never have to worry about darkening my door step, regardless of where my zip code is.  Period.  Finally, why did MarHO bring up Kandi's man??  Hell, Kandi could date a wino and he would be better than the NFL gorillas that MarHO and Sheree sleep with!  C'mon!  MarHO, stay in your lane!  Good night and good fu...oops....luck.  Hahahahahahaha!

As for NeNe being the reason Sheree and Kim are on the show, I have to clutch my beloved pearls for that one!  How can Sheree and Kim be so willing to slap the hand that has fed them??  And in Kim's case, the hand that fed her until she could stop eating from someone else's fork (Big Poppa) and find her own fork (Kroy--for right now, that is).  I don't doubt what NeNe says is true: she definitely had to speak with someone about Sheree being on the show because Sheree is boringgggg!!!  SOOOOO BORING!!!! I'm sure she's had to go to bat for Kim a few times too because she was becoming irrelevant before Kroy!  Anyway, I think they should all look at NeNe and repeat after ME, "NeNe, thank you for our jobs." *Mama Joyce voice* LMAO!!

Before I bid you all farewell, what was up with Phaedra being too posh for school on this episode??  Never should she do that again.  Was she acting dead to promote her funeral home?  That sly freaking necrophile...............

SCANDALOUSSS...... : D

Until next year, HOTlanta!

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It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to She by Sheree....

 NOT! Hey Bleeples?! I know you are as geeked as I am about this epic RHOA reunion. Leggo!!!

Cynthia Bailey-Thomas tried to solidify her spot on next season's roster. She and her milk dud yelled and screamed and yelled some more. Peter is a douche. What's worse...he's an old douche. Stop with the young lingo, dude. I bet he watches 106th and Park to keep up. Anybody hear him say Papa Smurf banking? Not according to my tv screen. It is not cute. He never acknowledged how rude he's been to Mal, and Cynthia continues to allow his bafoonery. This is why I laugh when she tries to step up to the plate with Kim or any other cast mate. Girl, bye?! You have not one leg to stand on. When asked what she's doing now since the show wrapped, she responded that she still owns the Bailey Agency and is Noelle's mom. Uh, DUH!! Who else would own it? I mean really.

Kandi provided slayings all around for these women. She served all kinds of shade starting with Sheree and ending with Marlo. I loved her telling Marlo it don't matter how many people she takes care of with HER money. I need for Marlo to remember that Kandi made hers while Marlo earns. There is a BIG difference. If you don't know, inbox me boo. Sheree had to eat her words about the Africa trip after Andy rolled the tape back. Kandi still went in though. She held her own. The only thing I didn't like was that she attempted explaining herself to Marlo. She is beneath. Forever and Always.

Kim sporting these jugs on national tv.....I can't ladies and gents. I just can't. It's almost equivalent to Lil' Kim's pasties. It's so unfair to the eyes. In other news, you know you've fallen off when Marlo can call you a whore and you barely retort. I mean, Marlo is an escort for God's sake. She is a paid date/nightcap. She shan't not be calling nobody a whore. I can't really stand Kim. So, talking about her is difficult. But, I would like mention that in a couple years when her uterus dries she will have a reality show called "The Ring Didn't Mean A Thing" to which I will watch and blog.

Phaedra and her husband are still planning foolishness. I found it a slight insensitive when she suggested that she got into the funeral business after a friend committed suicide. The disregard and excitement she shows for death doesn't suggest sorrow for her friend at all. Not in good southern taste, Mrs. Phaedra. Paula Deen would disapprove.

Andy threw a little more shade quietly as he saw Mrs. Sheree Whitfield off the show with her own montage of antics over the years. Don't be tardy for that failure! Oh oh.

Finally, NeNe talked about 97% of the show. If I have to hear she is on the show Glee one more time?! We know. While I find NeNe hilarious, I am over her foolishness most of the time too. She stays bragging about her successes, but if someone else succeeds it's all she wrote. I thought that scene with Andy showcasing Kim and NeNe's life switcharoo was tired. Sorry, Andy. Stop trying to make them be friends. It's not hot.

Welp, that's it for these ladies until next year. It's back to the Jersey!! 'Til then....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Smack Attack!

Hey Bloves! I'm checking in here before tomorrow's new episode of BBW. There is no shortage of things to talk about. So, here we go...

Evelyn is grasping at straws this season for friends if you ask me. First, there's Noe, whom she had a nice convo with about closing her high-end shoe store and strictly selling online. Here's what. Um, does Noe work there? Also, everybody knows the economy is looking like whodunit and why so how come Ms. Thing is trying to convince us that she's closing her store because she don't have time? Yeah, no, you ain't got money boo boo. You would think those Ochosinkhole checks would pay for her little hobby, right? Not. He ain't working. PS don't you love how she is trying to say she ain't got time for kids either. I mean, just last year, she and Ocho were at the doctor's office filling cups with semen for the boy twin set she always dreamed of (remember Pepe and Esteban?) . Second, now her assistant is her buddy too. In fact, there such close friends that this girl (whose name escapes me) is mad as hell at Jen too. Call me crazy, but sometimes employees should remain such. Whatever, more on that later.

Tami shares even more personal information about herself. I don't mean to be insensitive, but how many times do we have to hear these childhood hardship stories from her? She don't seem to care about that stuff when she fighting bitches. That's all I'm saying. Now, her mom has to catch the "you did me wrong" speech from Tami. And, scene.

Royce is in love....again. This girl falls in love about as quickly as that old lady in the "I've fallen but I can't get up" commercials. She has the attention span of a gnat. I swear. Who is this dude anyway? That's probably why Royce's dad ain't trying to hear it anymore. I'd be over it too. This time she's talking to some professional athlete and talking marriage. Oh, wait. That already happened. I think it ended with a kid and a court order not to even breathe dude's name. Anyway, Royce is a one-trick pony. Everybody around the world knows her persuasive skills. #1 = give it up. #2 = dress up in lingerie, rinse, and repeat. Next week, she'll be dating Kim K.'s ex.

The ladies attended an event at the racetrack in Miami. It was going well until Tami got the mess started. Tami confronted Jen on sending each of the women correspondence stating that no one is to get "out of pocket" with her unless they want to face a lawsuit. Then, Ev's assistant chimed in. She confronted Jen on being friends with her and suddenly stopping after she and Evelyn were no longer acquainted. Words were exchanged until the girl asked Jen if she needed to be smacked in the head. Jen said "I wish you would" and the next thing you know "SMACK" was seen and most definitely heard.

On the next episode, we will see Ev attempt to insert herself in the fight foolishly scooting across the table in a cocktail dress and barefoot. Classy. Can't wait! 'Til then....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Let's all go to NEVERland...

Hey there, bleeps and bleepettes! It's been a long time coming, but here goes on this season of RHOA and the reunion show thus far.

It's official. NeNe Leakes is queen of the world....at least in her own head. This woman is consumed with self and mad at anybody that ain't her achieving anything. From the looks on her face to crossing her eyes on cue, anything Andy Cohen says to congratulate the other ladies on their ventures gets a response. Her best moment for me this season?? Dubbing Chateau Sheree as neverland....could NOT be more appropriate.

Sheree has been acting up and creating fake drama all season. First, she recruited Phaedra to help with her legal matters just to end up calling her a bad lawyer. Bob still ain't paying this heffa child support. By the looks of things, he won't be. Ah well!! Chateau Sheree never got off the ground. I mean that's all it is is GROUND!!! She claims the construction team misappropriated funds, but my guess is there were no funds to appropriate at all. Then, she tried throwing Kandi under the bus with the Africa trip by reporting back to Kim that Kandi called her a racist. That went extremely well. It ended with Kim and Kandi still being friends and Sheree looking the same stupid she always looks. Finally, she talked her oldest (and recently claimed) daughter right out of an engagement ring. I predict that being the final straw in Bravo's back and why Andy Cohen gave ol' girl the boot. At least if her daughter was getting married, she'd have a leg to stand on. Enough's enough. RIP to She by SherFAIL. *SN: did you hear she wrote a letter claiming she quit?? what a riot.*

Kandi is on fire this season. She's worked with Jo Dee Messina, created her own sex toy line, and obtained her own Bravo! show called the Kandi Factory. I'm not really feeling her show, but she seems to be getting a positive vibe from other viewers. She's been telling it like it is all season. I loved her telling Sheree off and getting Marlo together as well. Marlo is not an official housewife, and, thus, does not get her own paragraph, but I love how she walked right in and thought she'd fool us all into thinking she's hot stuff and NOT an escort. Bish boo bye!!!

Phaedra has proven herself to be a little more than I thought. So, I hate her less this season. She ain't all the way screwed too tight, but she's alright. Yep, I said it. I don't get the over the top christenings and such, but she's a smart cookie and doesn't entertain these women's antics. I love it.

Kim gets nothing. She's a money chasing, non-singing, hating ass, lying heffa. She is leasing, autotuning, staying pregnant, and sitting on Big Papa's furnishings. Straight UP!

The final installment of the reunion is this Sunday so tune in. Feel free to chime in. Until then....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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16 & Stupid, 19 & Arrested, 20 & Knocked Up Again!

Hey, R4R world!! Here's an update on everybody's favorite 16 & Pregs tragedy couple. A few months back our Christina reported that Ebony & Josh Render ran into a few legal problems and had their daughter taken from them. Apparently, they've ironed out their issues long enough to get knocked up again. We here at R4R love sharing stories like this with you guys. It's our way of giving back to the community. Kids, please stay in school and don't let this be your life. Look at 'em. Enough said. [Enter inspirational Joel Osteen comments here] For more on this constant struggle of a couple, click here  http://specials.msn.com/a-list/entertainment/16-and-pregnant-expecting-again-psp .

Later.
R4R

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Finally, Somebody Hurls A Bottle!!

Hi, Bleeps! Last week's Basketball Wives pulled another one of their crazy fights that keep us tuning in week to week. The victim? Kenya. She begged for it and finally got it. Her adversary? Who else, Evelyn?! Let's not waste anymore time...

The previous week's episode we saw Kesha divulge to the ladies that while she might be having problems with Tami at least she didn't call Evelyn loose like Miss Kenya did. Now, usually, I am never supportive of people dragging someone else in just because he or she is in the hot seat. But, I don't like Kenya so I'll allow it. Evelyn tried to play the news like it didn't really matter to her. Clearly it did. It's all we talked about the rest of the show. Back to that in a minute...

Kesha apparently ain't no fool. So, she enlisted the services of some new girl who was at the alleged meeting to corroborate her "hoe" story. The young lady did just that and insisted that Kenya had lots to say about all the ladies.

Jennifer is making her independence from all these ladies known. She still hangs out with Suzie, Royce, Tami, and Kesha on occasion but really she's a one woman show now. I have to admit. I like it. I didn't like her lap dog act with Evelyn. She seemed like such a yes girl. I'm still taking bets on her lip gloss line though.

There was a sweet moment on the show. One of Shaunie's very large children had a birthday. Ms. Lady flexed that celebrity to get her baby girl a chance to meet Mindless Behavior. They are like the new Backstreet Boys/Immature of this millenium. Little (or Not so Little) MiMi cried and cried upon meeting her crushes. It was cute. Too bad Shaunie is a messy ass bitch.

Ultimately, the Kenya vs. Ev fight came to a head. The ladies (headed up by Shaunie) set Kenya up for a meeting in a room full of bottles. Evelyn jumped right into it having Kesha's friend explain what was said and by whom. Ev then threatened Kenya insisting that all Kenya needs to do is admit she said it. Kenya tripped over herself most of the time and swore that she did not recall saying Evelyn was "loose". This sent Evelyn over the edge and she picked up one of those strategically placed bottles and put it right to Kenya's dome....or at least tried.

Tonight is the continuation of this foolishness. I'll be in attendance, but I ain't feeling all the way so if this epp ain't thee most entertaining ever, I wouldn't hold my breath for an update. Chime in.

'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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It's Almost Over...

Hey Bloves! This season of RHOA is about to wrap up. And what a season it has been?! Or not. Was it me or was Atlanta a snooze? Other than Africa and Ri-DICK-ulous....I can't think of any one moment that was epic or made me sad that the season is over...Alas, let's discuss last week's epp shall we?

NeNe's gone hollywood. No surprise there. She's been showing up all over the tube from BET's The Game to Fox's Glee. Congratulations to her on that. However, I must address the comment she made regarding obtaining an Oscar. The day NeNe Leakes gets an Oscar is the day I stop respecting the Academy. Just sayin'. PS was it me or did that scene with Steve Harvey, his wife, and Keshia Knight-Pulliam seem a leetle staged? Ok. It was me I guess. Ms. NeNe is mulling over the idea of moving her son, Brent, to LA with her to pursue acting. I say leave that boy with his daddy. She'll be back soon enough.

Kandi isn't up to much. She's up to her usual with the sex toys. Her "Bedroom Kandi" line is well underway. Her signature "Happiness & Joy" and "Clit-stick" look to be winners...at least for Kandi....on to the next.

Phaedra was being her normal "funeral obsessed" self. She, Willie Watkins, and friends have become quite close. She completed one of her last training tasks on the show in which she assisted a grieving family with the final preparations for their home-going service. Good thing it was a mock family. Phaedra went a little overboard helping them choose caskets like people shop for cars. She invited the entire crew to her, I mean, Willie's event to make a special announcement. I don't think anyone was surprised or delighted to hear that she and Willie are going into business.

Kim and Cynthia's little lunch was cute. Not. I don't feel they resolved anything. They spent the entire time being nice nasty to one another and agreed to be fake from now on. Problem solved. In other news, Kim finally displayed the 10-carat rock her jock boo, Kroy, purchased her. To top that off she snuck out in the middle of Phaedra's boring funeral event to request Sheree as a bridesmaid for her wedding. Perhaps I lack political correctness, but, um, after a certain age the title "bridesmaid" should not be one you take on. Whatever Sheree's age, she qualifies. She should be a guest and that's all. Besides, Kim is almost too old to have any bridesmaids at all. Alright, I'll stop now.

Looks like the finale is going to finish out this lackluster season with a even more boring end. But, there is a bright side. As my cohort, Lexi, mentioned earlier, word is Sheree Whitfield has been let go from the RHOA family. That's a win for the streets considering "snitches get stitches" and all. Sheree's story has been flatlining for a while now. I mean, first, She by Sheree fizzled. Then, Chateau Sheree never got off the ground. Bob beat her and a trained lawyer at the money game, and her son sleeps on an air mattress. That is the furthest from the affluent life Andy Cohen means to exploit on these "housewives" shows. Oh well. RIP to Sheree's last paycheck.

Tune in tonight for the finale. I will. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Sheree Whitfield Fired from RHOA?

There's a rumor circulating that Sheree Whitfield was fired from "Real Housewives of Atlanta" yesterday. A friend told me that Wendy Williams was the one to break the news. Supposedly, Sheree cried and begged for her job while saying she needs the money. We at RFR are not shocked that she got fired nor at the fact that she needs money. Don't worry, Sheree! Just sell a Birkin, or two, or five....you're already practically homeless, so there's nowhere to go but up! LOL! Hopefully, if we're lucky, Kim will be on the chopping block next!

We'll definitely keep you guys posted as we hear more information!

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R4R Update: Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Drops Acid

Hey bleeples! I know you're waiting on BBW and RHOA updates! They're coming. Until then, I dropped in to share the latest on the Teen Mom 2 broads. Jenelle is up to her usual. She's trying to find new and interesting ways to go to jail. Her newest tryst?? Dropping Acid....or in formal terms LSD. This girl should be Hot Mess of the Year....and it's just April. Alas.....if you want more, click the link. http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/jenelle-evans-dropping-acid-she-does-it-a-lot-she-fell-in-love-with-it-claims-pal-1674912.story?ocid=answw11

'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose