Well...Another One Bites the Dust!

The ones who bit the dust: the season AND Sheree Whitfield's career (it's a stretch to call it that, by the way).

Well, since my partner-in-blog-crime Ms. Rose told you guys what she thought, I decided to stick to the two things that made me laugh at the Part 3 reunion: 1) Kandi & MarHO and 2) finding out that NeNe is the reason Sheree and Kim are on the show!  Scandalousssss.....

Let's begin!  Shall we?  First of all, I definitely believe MarHO is an escort.  She has not said that she does anything to make money.  From what we've seen and heard, she wants us to believe that she is living off of profits from assets acquired during a relationship with a billionaire, former lover.  Well, how would a woman with a criminal past encounter such a man? As history and Pretty Woman have shown us, it's usually through the exchange of certain types of human and sexual goods.  MarHO pisses me off!  How can she talk about anything Kandi has when Kandi clearly had to work for what she has??  MarHO, if you're reading this, work isn't work if you have to end up on your back before cashing in...or out.  ROTFLMAO!  Just saying.  As far as the comments about Kandi's house, who cares!!!  Kandi is so much nicer than me because I would have told MarHO then and there that she and her crabs would never have to worry about darkening my door step, regardless of where my zip code is.  Period.  Finally, why did MarHO bring up Kandi's man??  Hell, Kandi could date a wino and he would be better than the NFL gorillas that MarHO and Sheree sleep with!  C'mon!  MarHO, stay in your lane!  Good night and good fu...oops....luck.  Hahahahahahaha!

As for NeNe being the reason Sheree and Kim are on the show, I have to clutch my beloved pearls for that one!  How can Sheree and Kim be so willing to slap the hand that has fed them??  And in Kim's case, the hand that fed her until she could stop eating from someone else's fork (Big Poppa) and find her own fork (Kroy--for right now, that is).  I don't doubt what NeNe says is true: she definitely had to speak with someone about Sheree being on the show because Sheree is boringgggg!!!  SOOOOO BORING!!!! I'm sure she's had to go to bat for Kim a few times too because she was becoming irrelevant before Kroy!  Anyway, I think they should all look at NeNe and repeat after ME, "NeNe, thank you for our jobs." *Mama Joyce voice* LMAO!!

Before I bid you all farewell, what was up with Phaedra being too posh for school on this episode??  Never should she do that again.  Was she acting dead to promote her funeral home?  That sly freaking necrophile...............

SCANDALOUSSS...... : D

Until next year, HOTlanta!

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It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to She by Sheree....

 NOT! Hey Bleeples?! I know you are as geeked as I am about this epic RHOA reunion. Leggo!!!

Cynthia Bailey-Thomas tried to solidify her spot on next season's roster. She and her milk dud yelled and screamed and yelled some more. Peter is a douche. What's worse...he's an old douche. Stop with the young lingo, dude. I bet he watches 106th and Park to keep up. Anybody hear him say Papa Smurf banking? Not according to my tv screen. It is not cute. He never acknowledged how rude he's been to Mal, and Cynthia continues to allow his bafoonery. This is why I laugh when she tries to step up to the plate with Kim or any other cast mate. Girl, bye?! You have not one leg to stand on. When asked what she's doing now since the show wrapped, she responded that she still owns the Bailey Agency and is Noelle's mom. Uh, DUH!! Who else would own it? I mean really.

Kandi provided slayings all around for these women. She served all kinds of shade starting with Sheree and ending with Marlo. I loved her telling Marlo it don't matter how many people she takes care of with HER money. I need for Marlo to remember that Kandi made hers while Marlo earns. There is a BIG difference. If you don't know, inbox me boo. Sheree had to eat her words about the Africa trip after Andy rolled the tape back. Kandi still went in though. She held her own. The only thing I didn't like was that she attempted explaining herself to Marlo. She is beneath. Forever and Always.

Kim sporting these jugs on national tv.....I can't ladies and gents. I just can't. It's almost equivalent to Lil' Kim's pasties. It's so unfair to the eyes. In other news, you know you've fallen off when Marlo can call you a whore and you barely retort. I mean, Marlo is an escort for God's sake. She is a paid date/nightcap. She shan't not be calling nobody a whore. I can't really stand Kim. So, talking about her is difficult. But, I would like mention that in a couple years when her uterus dries she will have a reality show called "The Ring Didn't Mean A Thing" to which I will watch and blog.

Phaedra and her husband are still planning foolishness. I found it a slight insensitive when she suggested that she got into the funeral business after a friend committed suicide. The disregard and excitement she shows for death doesn't suggest sorrow for her friend at all. Not in good southern taste, Mrs. Phaedra. Paula Deen would disapprove.

Andy threw a little more shade quietly as he saw Mrs. Sheree Whitfield off the show with her own montage of antics over the years. Don't be tardy for that failure! Oh oh.

Finally, NeNe talked about 97% of the show. If I have to hear she is on the show Glee one more time?! We know. While I find NeNe hilarious, I am over her foolishness most of the time too. She stays bragging about her successes, but if someone else succeeds it's all she wrote. I thought that scene with Andy showcasing Kim and NeNe's life switcharoo was tired. Sorry, Andy. Stop trying to make them be friends. It's not hot.

Welp, that's it for these ladies until next year. It's back to the Jersey!! 'Til then....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Let's all go to NEVERland...

Hey there, bleeps and bleepettes! It's been a long time coming, but here goes on this season of RHOA and the reunion show thus far.

It's official. NeNe Leakes is queen of the world....at least in her own head. This woman is consumed with self and mad at anybody that ain't her achieving anything. From the looks on her face to crossing her eyes on cue, anything Andy Cohen says to congratulate the other ladies on their ventures gets a response. Her best moment for me this season?? Dubbing Chateau Sheree as neverland....could NOT be more appropriate.

Sheree has been acting up and creating fake drama all season. First, she recruited Phaedra to help with her legal matters just to end up calling her a bad lawyer. Bob still ain't paying this heffa child support. By the looks of things, he won't be. Ah well!! Chateau Sheree never got off the ground. I mean that's all it is is GROUND!!! She claims the construction team misappropriated funds, but my guess is there were no funds to appropriate at all. Then, she tried throwing Kandi under the bus with the Africa trip by reporting back to Kim that Kandi called her a racist. That went extremely well. It ended with Kim and Kandi still being friends and Sheree looking the same stupid she always looks. Finally, she talked her oldest (and recently claimed) daughter right out of an engagement ring. I predict that being the final straw in Bravo's back and why Andy Cohen gave ol' girl the boot. At least if her daughter was getting married, she'd have a leg to stand on. Enough's enough. RIP to She by SherFAIL. *SN: did you hear she wrote a letter claiming she quit?? what a riot.*

Kandi is on fire this season. She's worked with Jo Dee Messina, created her own sex toy line, and obtained her own Bravo! show called the Kandi Factory. I'm not really feeling her show, but she seems to be getting a positive vibe from other viewers. She's been telling it like it is all season. I loved her telling Sheree off and getting Marlo together as well. Marlo is not an official housewife, and, thus, does not get her own paragraph, but I love how she walked right in and thought she'd fool us all into thinking she's hot stuff and NOT an escort. Bish boo bye!!!

Phaedra has proven herself to be a little more than I thought. So, I hate her less this season. She ain't all the way screwed too tight, but she's alright. Yep, I said it. I don't get the over the top christenings and such, but she's a smart cookie and doesn't entertain these women's antics. I love it.

Kim gets nothing. She's a money chasing, non-singing, hating ass, lying heffa. She is leasing, autotuning, staying pregnant, and sitting on Big Papa's furnishings. Straight UP!

The final installment of the reunion is this Sunday so tune in. Feel free to chime in. Until then....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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It's Almost Over...

Hey Bloves! This season of RHOA is about to wrap up. And what a season it has been?! Or not. Was it me or was Atlanta a snooze? Other than Africa and Ri-DICK-ulous....I can't think of any one moment that was epic or made me sad that the season is over...Alas, let's discuss last week's epp shall we?

NeNe's gone hollywood. No surprise there. She's been showing up all over the tube from BET's The Game to Fox's Glee. Congratulations to her on that. However, I must address the comment she made regarding obtaining an Oscar. The day NeNe Leakes gets an Oscar is the day I stop respecting the Academy. Just sayin'. PS was it me or did that scene with Steve Harvey, his wife, and Keshia Knight-Pulliam seem a leetle staged? Ok. It was me I guess. Ms. NeNe is mulling over the idea of moving her son, Brent, to LA with her to pursue acting. I say leave that boy with his daddy. She'll be back soon enough.

Kandi isn't up to much. She's up to her usual with the sex toys. Her "Bedroom Kandi" line is well underway. Her signature "Happiness & Joy" and "Clit-stick" look to be winners...at least for Kandi....on to the next.

Phaedra was being her normal "funeral obsessed" self. She, Willie Watkins, and friends have become quite close. She completed one of her last training tasks on the show in which she assisted a grieving family with the final preparations for their home-going service. Good thing it was a mock family. Phaedra went a little overboard helping them choose caskets like people shop for cars. She invited the entire crew to her, I mean, Willie's event to make a special announcement. I don't think anyone was surprised or delighted to hear that she and Willie are going into business.

Kim and Cynthia's little lunch was cute. Not. I don't feel they resolved anything. They spent the entire time being nice nasty to one another and agreed to be fake from now on. Problem solved. In other news, Kim finally displayed the 10-carat rock her jock boo, Kroy, purchased her. To top that off she snuck out in the middle of Phaedra's boring funeral event to request Sheree as a bridesmaid for her wedding. Perhaps I lack political correctness, but, um, after a certain age the title "bridesmaid" should not be one you take on. Whatever Sheree's age, she qualifies. She should be a guest and that's all. Besides, Kim is almost too old to have any bridesmaids at all. Alright, I'll stop now.

Looks like the finale is going to finish out this lackluster season with a even more boring end. But, there is a bright side. As my cohort, Lexi, mentioned earlier, word is Sheree Whitfield has been let go from the RHOA family. That's a win for the streets considering "snitches get stitches" and all. Sheree's story has been flatlining for a while now. I mean, first, She by Sheree fizzled. Then, Chateau Sheree never got off the ground. Bob beat her and a trained lawyer at the money game, and her son sleeps on an air mattress. That is the furthest from the affluent life Andy Cohen means to exploit on these "housewives" shows. Oh well. RIP to Sheree's last paycheck.

Tune in tonight for the finale. I will. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Sheree Whitfield Fired from RHOA?

There's a rumor circulating that Sheree Whitfield was fired from "Real Housewives of Atlanta" yesterday. A friend told me that Wendy Williams was the one to break the news. Supposedly, Sheree cried and begged for her job while saying she needs the money. We at RFR are not shocked that she got fired nor at the fact that she needs money. Don't worry, Sheree! Just sell a Birkin, or two, or five....you're already practically homeless, so there's nowhere to go but up! LOL! Hopefully, if we're lucky, Kim will be on the chopping block next!

We'll definitely keep you guys posted as we hear more information!

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Spectacles and Very Old Testicles

Hey, Bloves! Hope all is well....which is the total opposite of everything going on in Atlanta with these housewives....

I'll begin with NeNe who has legal matters to pursue these days with her son, Bryson. As you all know the "rich" housewife's offspring has come down with a case of sticky fingaz. He was held at the county jail for stealing a set of razors from the WalMart. Don't even get me started. I ain't never met a rich person who steals hygienic items. Greg, NeNe's estranged hubby, showed up to give a good talking-to to Bryce. I'm sure that will defintely save him from another trip over to county. *Side eyes*

In other news, Cynthia and Peter are still balling on a budget. This go-round they've planned a million-dollar anniversary party on a $20 budget. Peter hired planners, limo drivers, etc. Oh, and get this....the party is black tie. Blech. Then, Papa smurf's rude ass decided to shun Cynthia's sister, Mal, from taking part in the fabulous limo ride. But, I believe in karma, and it rang true because the limo never even showed. You could see Peter's carotid artery as he yelled at the limo driver when he admitted he was not coming. That's what Peter's slumming behind gets. And Cynthia for cosigning.

The party didn't go well to boot. Too many things happened. Kandi showed up in a club dress with Lady Gaga shoulders. Marlo showed up with another one of her old, white sugar daddies. NeNe flashed her goodies all in front of Petey and his friends. Sheree snitched on Marlo to Miss Lawrence for calling gays the "F" word. They even had to step aside to have this conversation. So, I have a couple questions. Maybe you can help. Who is Miss Lawrence? Why is he so important that Marlo has to explain herself? Why is Sheree suddenly a tape recorder liable to repeat anything you say past 2 syllables? Is Andy Cohen threatening to boot her from the show like he did Lisa and DeShawn? (I bet you don't even remember DeShawn Snow, do ya?) I'll wait for your answers to these burning questions.

All in all, Peter (not Mal) is the one who made a spectacle of that party. Although, Cynthia would tell another story. Mal was right to storm out after Peter called her a hater and embarrassed her in front of an entire crowd. I'd be willing to bet this party's budget that Cynthia and Peter won't make another year, and she'll be wishing she woulda just let Leon have it.

'Til next time.....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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No Trespassing on the Grass!

BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT WILL EVER BE ON SHEREE'S LOT: GRASS!!

We began this show with that ladies of Atlanta leaving South Africa. Marlo was acting like a ghetto queen, as usual. I don't care how rich you are, you can pack your own luggage!! She and NeNe are so ghetto and not used to anything that they have forgotten how to care about others. I mean, the woman packing their luggage had a brace on her arm! WHAT?!!?!? Where they do that at?! I'm convinced that when the hotel employees were singing as the RHOA ladies left, they were signing songs of joy because they no longer had to deal with them.

Back in Atlanta, we found that Cynthia was more than happy to be away from Peter because she didn't even buy him a souvenir. LMAO!! That's okay because we know all Peter wanted her to come back with was her debit card.

As for Kim and how she yells at Sweetie, that shit needs to be stopped. Like ASAP!! How can she not see how that would be offensive to a Black woman living in the South?! I don't care how PC she tries to be, she's still a dumbass! I know plenty of non-racist people who still see something wrong with a white woman speaking that way to a Black woman. It's just not a good look. PERIOD! And she works for you, too?!? All people need to say to Kim is, "Well, I'sa sorry, Ms. Scarlet. We's not puttin up wit yo shit no mo'!" LMAO! Plus, the rented house. She made us think she was buying that house. That's what saying "I'm moving into my dream home" means, right? Apparently, not in Kim's world. She's a poser and broke as hell since Big Poppa left her. I'm over her.

And Sheree must be sipping stupid juice because I know she can't possibly believe she is Kim's true friend. She was yanking the woman's wig 2 years ago!! Plus, she was supposed to be close with Kandi! I think Sheree is mad and bitter that she is broke, so she's just lashing out at everyone in her path. Kandi is a much better person than me because I would have told her to sit her raggedy, Big Bob chasin' ass down! That woman is a warning to all women striving to be gold-diggers: The money will leave because no one can play professional sports for longer that 12 years, and many don't even make it to that many years. So, the women who chase that life and those men will definitely end up like Sheree Whitfield, ass out and tons of dollars short!!

Finally, the Black baby drama. I'm with Kandi 100% because I can't see Kim doing charity work, either. HER WIG WOULD FALL OFF!!! Nothing about Kim says, "I do manual labor to help the less fortunate." As for if she would a Black baby, sure. I believe she would. However, she would have to be around Black people to do that, and we see that she doesn't know Black people unless they work for her, are on this show, or if she's renting from them. Not the type of relationships that would make someone want you to hold their children.

And Sheree must be near eviction because she was lobbying for Team Kim like she was trying to get a room in that woman's RENTED house. LMAO!

I won't talk about Bryson and NeNe until he takes a shower and she admits that she's not rich. That's my way of protesting their shananigans.

Until next time....

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R4R Update

Hey Bloves!! So there are a couple of things going on in the reality world that I'm sure you're dying to know about. Here goes....

 

 

 

MTV has just given the thumbs up for Teen Mom 3. The whole "16 and Pregnant" phenomenon has taken on a life of its own and spun not one but 3 spinoffs! I mean, who can keep up with all these horny teens and their spawn? Does it really get more dramatic than Jenelle, Barb, & Jace of Teen Mom 2? We hear stories all the time about Amber Portman (Teen Mom) going to jail and threats of any one of these tricks to lose custody of their kids. Who am I kidding? You know I'm tuning in to laugh and judge. I think I'm gonna stop calling these chicks stupid too....They're pulling some pretty fat checks for opening their legs. That's all I'm saying....For more, check out http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/02/27/teen-mom-3/.

 

 

 

Terrell Owens, known as T.O. to most, alluded to have money problems on his show "The T.O. show" on vH1. Apparently, he wasn't kidding. He is going through (count 'em) 2 foreclosures on homes he purchased in Dallas. I'm not really into sports, but I do know I haven't heard his name circulating on the news in the sports realm. I do, however, watch his show. Was it me or did they abruptly stop showing new episodes in the middle of the season? Oh ok. It's me. Unfortunately, this whole pro-athlete gone broke story isn't unique. As a matter of fact, it's almost expected. Want more on this story? Click http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/27/terrell-owens-foreclosure_n_1302896.html.

 

 

 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are full of special episodes this season. They just aired a "Kim & Kroy" special during Oscars Sunday. Soon, they will be airing a special episode starring Kandi Burruss called "Kandi Factory". Are they trying to prepare us for both Kim & Kandi getting their own respective shows? I'm thinking so....from what I hear, the ratings for the Kim special were low. Maybe the Oscars are to blame. Or, maybe nobody cares about Kim & Kroy but Kim & Kroy. Kandi shared a sneak peek link to the show on her Facebook fan page....so, click here if you wanna see what that's about. http://youtu.be/bI7NMrNA0Js

 

 

 

Up next, I'll be updating you guys on the newest season of Basketball Wives. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Reality For Real Update

Hey Bleeples! I just dropped in to share some foolery that came my way lately on some of our favorite celebrealities! Word on the street is Chrissy Lampkin of Love & Hip Hop is preggers! According to the blogosphere and The Rickey Smiley Morning Show's Gary wit da Tea, the future never Mrs. Jim Jones is carrying his seed! Looks like Mama Jones gets the grandbaby she always wanted.

 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kandi Burruss and Kim Zolciak Biermann are both rumored to have their own new reality shows respectively. Andy Cohen has supposedly recruited Keshia Knight Pulliam (Rudy on The Cosby Show) to replace Kandi and is looking for a spunky, Anglo socialite to replace the wig specialist. My opinion: Fail. Keshia doesn't seem like the reality show kind. PS I don't want anything to do with a show all about Kandi. Sorry.

 

Soul Train isn't a reality show, but its long time host, Don Cornelius was found dead. The police are reporting the cause of death as a self-inflicted gun shot wound to the head. The word around the entertainment circuit is that it wasn't suicide but was staged as such. You be the judge.

 

I'd love for you guys to chime and put me on to some stuff I may be overlooking that I definitely shouldn't. You're my peeps! 'Til next time...

 

xoxo, Christina Rose

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So, Here's The Deal.....

I DON'T LIKE THIS NEW HEFFA MARLO!! What is her problem? She just walked into the show and is claiming she's the "Atlanta elite", but we just met yo' ass! Calm down, bitch! She was silent during the past two episodes now she's just coming out with guns blazing. I guess I can't expect more from a woman with a CRIMINAL HISTORY who thinks God signs PAYCHECKS AND REFILLS BANK ACCOUNTS! C'mon, Marlo. That God answer might work with 60 year old women, but not with this target audience. We are just looking at you like a hoe that's gonna go to church every Sunday so she can start the week anew....with A NEW John. And did she really have to expose Kandi as a "Big Momma" when she's dating the purple thing from McDonald's?? Lame. I bet Marlo smells like coconut and shea butter. Yeah, that's the smell of ghetto, and I smell it when I see her on my TV screen. Since I caught that bitch's scent, expect me to write about her in the most negative way possible! LOL

This episode shed even more light on Sheree' insecurities. I think her anger at Phaedra comes from the fact that she's broke and is ignorant of the law, so she misconstrued Phaedra saying they would be fine as a way of saying the process would be easy. Like catching a baller, legal matters are a process, Sheree. I had to put that into words that gold-diggers could understand. Overall, I was glad Phaedra severed ties with Sheree and offered her names of lawyers she thinks would be good for her case. Give those lessons in class, Phaedra!

I am really confused as to how Bravo thinks Kim's new spinoff will be a success. I find that Kroy guy boring. Her kids are obviously jaded and looking for normalcy wherever they can find it. Kim's self-involved so much so that you wonder if she lives on this planet. And that house! OMG! It was awful! Donatella Versace would have even said "HELLL NAWWWW!" after seeing that shiteous decor!

Bottom line: Cynthia needs to leave Peter. He is killing that marriage just by being himself: an asshole. Who wants their wife to fail?? And when her event was a success, he left before it was over! Personally, I would not allow any man to treat me that way. Cynthia should pack up her stuff, ask for all the money back that she helped put into Uptown and Bar One, then take her ass back to NYC. That's where she wants to be, and I want her off TV. We would all win with you in the Big Apple, Cyn! LOL

THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT: CYNTHIA'S PARTY! That's where the previously mentioned Marlo drama took place. The events there were crazzzzyyyyyy and hilarious! First of all, Kim really was cringing when Kandi and Marlo were using the term "Big Poppa" to describe a man who is a sugar daddy. LOL! I think every season Kim wants us to reprogram ourselves and forget whatever the hell she did during a previous season. How dumb! How could we not remember Big Poppa?? Bitch, you made him a mystery man! That creates intrigue. If you don't want your life out there, DON'T TALK ABOUT. So, on that note, you know I died when Kim said "I heard she sleeps with wealthy men and they buy her things....who does that?" PURE COMEDY!!! Kim even left the party because they kept talking about Big Poppa! That's okay, Kim. We'll let you get mad for now, but when you start calling Poppa back after Kroy's money just ain't cuttin' it, you have to shut the hell up and own what you are (a gold-digging homewrecker) ON-AIR! That's the only way this viewer will forgive you and your convenient amnesia.

Until next Sunday!!!

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You've Been Served!!!

Hey fellow reality addicts!! How are my bleeples?? This week's rundown of the Real Housewives of Atlanta will be short since we have a bonus episode coming on December 13th! Happy Birthday, NeNe Leakes, and ME!!! But anyway...on to the foolishness....

 

 

 

The title of this epp is "Three Wigs & a Baby" in honor of the arrival of Kim & Kroy's little red bundle of joy, KJ. We spent time with the duo acting all corny as they prepared to bring him into the world. Let the angels sing...

 

 

 

Phaedra found herself in court again representing one of her esteemed clients....Dave the drug dealer. Dave was late, poorly dressed, and lying outta his big round brown. But, because Phaedra is such a legal force (and brown noser) the judge showed leniency to Dave for possession of illegal substances and non-regulation tint on his pimp mobile. After court adjourned, Phaedra escorted her client to his car where he paid her in cash in the parking lot. Professional!!! Little girls could learn a thing or two from ATL's #1 Southern Belle.

 

 

 

NeNe and her sidekick, Cynthia Bailey-Thomas, skipped off to NYC for some business ventures. But, not before Mr. Thomas made sure to remind Cynthia that she can't be playing around up there with NeNe. He asserted to her to make that money. I'm believing more and more that he ain't into Cynt. He just wants her ends. We got to go down memory lane with Russell Simmons who admitted to dating Cynthia years ago. I don't know about y'all, but she don't seem like his type to me. *shrug* We also got to see NeNe's "business" date with a new gentleman she met through Donald Trump. I can't remember the guy's name. He isn't important because NeNe is clearly dating Peter. POW!!! It's a shame though because he bought her red bottoms and got Pavarotti's kid brother to sing her moose like arse a concerto.

 

 

 

Kandi's setting her mom up on a senior citizens version of match.com. Other than Mrs. Joyce being squeezed into that body magic, it was less than interesting....

 

 

 

She by Sheree's behind is still wrapped up on legal foolery with the Abominable Black Man aka Bob. She has asked every woman on the show, her mama, and the lady at the grocery store if she should put Bob in jail until he pays....their response?? HELL YES, dummy! It wasn't until Sheree's mom explained that she too had to take Sheree's dad to court for him to pay that she began to understand that it must be done. We even heard lil stories about how Sheree's no good daddy never bought her the Speak N' Spell she asked for....Here's a question: how come Sheree's mom never bought it? You knew the damn girl wanted it?! I'm just saying. On this week's bonus epp, we get to see why we shouldn't underestimate Bob or his pet eyeball. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose

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HOTlanta=HOT MESS!!

I am in awe of this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta"! This is ridiculous! Cynthia can't read. Kandi is crying every two seconds. Peter is broke and letting his wife support him. But most of all, where did all of those ugly ass men come from? Charles Grant and Bob Whitfield look like big ass, overgrown, deformed crack babies! Is Bob cock-eyed?? Why are Charles' braids running from his forehead?? Inquiring minds wanna know!

I just had to put that out there before I actually discussed the show...lol....

First of all, Cynthia should never do anything related to public speaking! I completely understand where Phaedra was coming from when she said that. But at the event, did anyone peep how the guests were taken aback at the sight of Lawrence when he strolled in?! LMFAO!!

Sheree and Bob. There aren't enough words! Why is he so damn ugly?! She cannot say she didn't marry him for money. She dealt with ugly and thought her kids were her "insurance policy", but now she can't even get child support. Talk about wasting years of your life! LOL

Overall, I thought this episode was really boring, so let me get straight to the Charles Grant and NeNe rumored affair. It's obvious nothing happened between them. NeNe treats him like a woman who is scorned because she got rejected. So, I don't believe they were together. HOWEVER, she and Peter might have been together! LMAO! I'm not comfortable with their relationship. Cynthia better watch her man. Back to Charles: I find him to be an instigator. I don't understand why he would even care if NeNe greeted him or anyone else. Then, the fact that he pointed that out to everyone means he was trying to increase the tension in the room. I don't like when men act like little schoolgirls.

Highlight of the show: seeing that Peter's bar is in the ghetto and looks like a tacky living room at someone's house! LOL! He needed $40,000 for that mess of a space?! Those couches looked very Ikea, and I'm sure the rich people of Atlanta are not coming to a club on the wrong side of downtown. Stop reaching, Peter. Just sell beef patties on the side of the road. LMAO!

Anyway, guys, I'm sure I'll have more to say in my next post. Until then, get your child support and take cakes to everyone you've wronged! : D

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RHOA's Gone riDICulous!

What's good, bleeples?! In case you missed the latest episode of RHOA, I'm here to fill you in on all the gory, yes, gory details....

 

 

 

We'll begin with Papa Smurf aka Peter, who seems to have a really big chip on his shoulder this season. Cynthia decided that he and her sister, Mal, should discuss the incident at the wedding last season. Mal and their mom tried to withhold the marriage certificate at the ceremony to prevent the marriage from even happening. Watching Peter this season, I can totally see why. Peter is angry, broke, and selfish. Those are not the makings of a successful relationship. However, clearly the marriage did happen, but Peter is still mad. They went back and forth for awhile, but Cynthia came back and broke up the fight after she felt Mal had been abused enough.

It's Kandi's birthday, again. And in true Kandi Koated fashion, the ex-Xscape member is planning a Dirty Thirty party (even though, she's dirty thirty-FIVE). She, Phaedra, and Sheree met up and a nice outside venue to scope out the scene. They compared donkey booties and booked the venue! Phaedra mentioned to Sheree that she'd be bringing a nice surprise for Kandi's birthday present. More on that later...

 

 

 

Meanwhile, in Sheree's world, she is still building on Chateau Sheree. I swear I gotta figure out how to get that HUD hookup cuz Sheree has absolutely no monies. She and Phaedra took a trip to the job site because Sheree had expressed some concerns with her contractor and if he is completing the job in a timely manner. It's great to have a lawyer friend come out and threaten your hired help so conveniently!!

 

 

 

We got to share some time with NeNe. Derek J, NeNe, and Kandi went shoe shopping together. Derek and Kandi even showed up wearing almost exactly the same shoes.....They laughed and discussed style tips, but they also discussed Kim's baby shower. NeNe expressed to Kandi that she isn't surprised that she and Kim aren't really friends anymore. NeNe thinks that Kim was just out for a profit while Kandi was looking for a friend. NeNe also judged the fact that Kim is having a 3rd baby by a different father from her other kids. Wait!!!! Aren't both of NeNe's kids by different men?? She is notorious for judging people even though she is guilty of the same things. Pot meet kettle. Sit down, NeNe!!

 

 

 

We finally made it to Kandi's Dirty Thirty party which definitely did not disappoint. Mama Joyce, Lawrence, Derek J, all the housewives, and a slew of other important people showed up. It was like Europe vs. North America with NeNe ignoring Sheree and Phaedra the whole night, but the ladies had fun anyway. Lawrence showed up looking like Mr. T gone drag and livened up the party. Finally, Phaedra's suprise birthday gift was revealed. And boy was it riDICulous! No, literally. Ridiculous is a popular male exotic dancer who has the extraordinarily weird ability to pleasure himself. He shook and gyrated all over the birthday party, but it wasn't until he placed his johnson in his mouth in front of the crowd that things got crazy. Mama Joyce huffed and puffed all up in through the place and then all the way home. Many of Kandi's guests were disgusted and left including NeNe and Cynthia. Now, Cynthia I get. But again, NeNe is an ex-stripper so why is she spouting off how she can't stand them?? I wouldn't want to see a man do that either and I'm pretty sure that's a manlaw violation to put your own privates in your mouth, but I digress.

 

 

 

Next episode, we get to meet the newest housewife, Marlo, and hear about the drama already a'brewing between her and NeNe. 'Til then.....

 

 

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Peter, Do You Want To Be A Housewife?

First of all, do all of these Housewives have side hustles? Because I can't figure out how Sheree and Kim can afford these houses they are building/moving into. Sheree needed a ballroom. Sheree, that is not a room where BALLERS will come to try to wife you up. I think I needed to clarify that since she doesn't read books...but wants a library in her home. Sheree is always doing something crazy that never comes through, and this is one of those things I bet. Remember She by Sheree? Have we heard anything about it? EXACTLY!!

Now, on to Phaedra and Apollo's drama. Apollo got pulled over by the cops. BIG DEAL! If he didn't have drugs in the car or something else that's illegal, this would not have been a huge issue. I'm still confused about how to feel about him. If he was in jail for a white collar crime, why is he being treated like Rodney King?! Whatever! And if your wife is an attorney, all pride aside, you better call her! And why would him saying "I'm at work" be a sufficient answer to Phaedra because she doesn't seem to understand what he does for a living. Hey, if they like it, I guess I'm forced to love it!

Cynthia. Cynthia. What is your purpose? Obviously everything around you is telling you that you don't need to have Peter in your life! Your family hates him, when he's around your ex we see how inferior Peter is, and Peter seems to have no regard for your family or feelings! Plus, what happened to boundaries?! Why are they discussing their finances, love life, and future business ventures with Cynthia's ex? Leon should be coming to the door to say hello and to pick up his daughter. Nothing else.

And Kim and this pregnancy is the most annoying thing! She's just as over-the-top as she accused Phaedra of being. Why are you always acting like you need a drink so bad? ENJOY YOUR PREGNANCY! Another self-absorbed mother has been added to the ranks!

Now, NeNe. I get that she cares about how her son feels about her and his father being separated. But does the boy really need Louis Vuitton luggage? Also, she shouldn't be telling Gregg that Brent feels he is boring when he's at his home. If she was gonna do that, she could have said it more eloquently than "He say you be boring!" Thanks for that ebonics explanation, LaQuisha! Geez!

Now, for my second favorite part of the episode, Phaedra and Kandi's shopping for Kim's baby shower. I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed hearing Phaedra call Peter "the old man in the shoe", "Papa Smirf", and saying she didn't tell him to sleep with everybody. I agree with Phaedra. Peter cannot expect women to think it's so great for him to have that many kids by that many different women. Plus, he isn't a clean man: he's dirty as hell! Saying all of that stuff in that interview was a punk, dirty move! Mr. "I'm A Real Man" should have said this stuff to their faces! On top of that, I have to say he can't be Uncle Ben, Phaedra, Uncle Ben seems nice! Hahahaha!

That baby shower was too extravagant for words, though. I understand a new life is coming into the world, but celebrating in a place probably used for galas is extreme! I agree that she probably took a page out of Phaedra's book, minus the ballerinas. Oh, and Kim, Kandi hasn't spoken to you in forever because you messed with her money! I don't know what world Kim lives in, but in the real world cheating someone out of money for work they did is not acceptable. Kim thinks she's above the rules. WRONG, SWEETIE!! Speaking of Sweetie, I'm glad she got to enjoy the event like someone with dignity, not like the woman Kim treats like a servant. Well, I'm hoping she did because we didn't really get to see that. LOL

MY FAVORITE MOMENT OF THE EPISODE: The fight between Apollo and Peter. I don't know what makes Peter think he can talk crazy to a man that just left the slammer. Umm, sit your behind down and shut up. Truthfully, Peter deserved what he got. You don't yell at a woman when her husband is present! You're asking for a confrontation! Then to bring up the fact that he's been incarcerated is insane! That's something you say when you're ready to throw a punch next. LOL! Also, why would he say Sheree isn't cute? Worry about your own wife! She's the one who walked the runway last year with cellulite EVERYWHERE!

Btw, let me state for the record that I do not trust Kroy. Who the hell is from Montana?? You never hear anyone say they are from there, visit there, have family there, etc. At least I haven't! Saying he's from there makes me think it is something he's possibly saying so he can start a new life or probably front in some way. We've all heard of Don Draper. If you haven't, google him. LOL! And you mean to tell me he just fell in love with superficial Kim with two kids by two different men?? No. Something is wrong with that picture completely. I don't know any 25 year old man that would wanna play Daddy for 2 children he just practically met. It's noble, but c'mon! It's something mostly made for movies. I have a feeling this might be his first relationship, too, so he's just going with the flow. I think that'll come to an end shortly. I give that marriage 6 months, or at least as long as it takes them to get paid for one season of that spinoff she supposedly got.

Anyway, see you Sunday!!! : )

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Hot Mess of the Week: Bob (The Asshole) Whitfield

Okay, so a new feature that Christina and myself will be starting is naming a reality star as that week's hot mess! This will be funny and amazing, like we try to make the rest of our blog! So, here's our first ever hot mess: BOB WHITFIELD, ex-husband of Sheree' Whitfield.

Now, the reason I have named Bob as this week's hot mess is quite easy to understand if you watch "Real Housewives of Atlanta". The man is a borderline deadbeat dad! Granted, I won't pretend to know the ins and outs of anyone's marriage, former relationship, etc. But whatever problem he has with Sheree is beside the point. Bob is an ASSHOLE because he's a professional football player and his EX-WIFE is having to take his son, A FOOTBALL PLAYER, to buy football cleats. I think that is appalling! Bob, obviously your son wants to follow in your footsteps and respects you. The least your sorry ass could do is show up to buy him equipment for the sport you've made a living from and should be guiding your son in as he progresses as an athlete. Also, if you are going to try to act like you are a good father, please at least shop with your kids (and make sure it's televised in order to plead your case because right now you need to improve your image) since your wife is already taking you to court over child support. The problem with Bob possibly attempting to deny the allegation that he hasn't paid child support is that if that were the case, it wouldn't have even made it to court. In order for a child support case to exist, as I understand, something has to be wrong. There has to be a lack of payment, failure to pay the amount ordered by the court, or a habitual pattern of making late payments. All of which still manage to make Bob look like what? AN ASSHOLE!!!! So, Bob, I heard that Wendy Williams has accused you of being a sorry excuse for a father, too. But my criticism is coming to you from a personal place. My father is a deadbeat, and there's nothing more embarrassing than a deadbeat who DOESN'T have to be one! Pay your child support! Better yet, pay your child support AND support your children emotionally and thoroughly in all of their endeavors. Hurry up, or they'll be too old to care about you. It happens all the time. Hell, it's happened with me and my father!

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Kongratulations, Kim & Kroy Biermann!

According to USweekly.com, Atlanta Falcon Kroy Biermann and Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak tied the knot Nov 11th at 4:30pm at their home. They were joined by Kim’s children Brielle, 14, and Ariana, 9, from Kim’s previous relationships and their 5 month old son, Kroy Jagger Jr.

We should all skip and jump in happiness! I love how her foofy dress just captures the essence of their fantastically tacky love affair! Reality, For Real! is taking bets on how long this sham lasts. 72 days anyone?!?!

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Don't Be Tardy for This Party!!!

Hey bleeples! It's been a minute since I got a chance to get at ya, but here I am so here we GO!! The Real Housewives of Atlanta is back on our screens delivering laughs and coonery all around....

Last week, we buried NeNe Leakes' gangsta after that crying scene she subjected us all to. No, she wasn't crying cuz her gangsta was dead, but because Sheree fronted her on a money situation. And no, Phaedra did not handle the ceremony. We just poured one for our homie. We'll miss you, gangsta. This week, NeNe, Kandi, and Cynthia took their talents down to South Beach for a girls' getaway.....Of course, its only fitting that they be visiting during Lesbian Pride weekend. In addition to getting hit on by the lady pond-ers, they also went hunting for retail. You know, NeNe's rich na! Oh you didn't. Well, if ya don't know, now ya know. She deposits Trump checks. Though, it did cross my mind that NeNe quit The Apprentice, and I thought those checks went to charity. I'll just have to kanye shrug that one off. Cynthia rode the NeNe train all the way in and out, while Kandi showed off her DONK! Take that Nicki Minaj.

Sheree and her son, Kairo, went shopping and spent time together. We found out about Ms. She by Sheree...that she used to be shy, that her ex-hubby still ain't paid those 7 figures, and a few other tidbits. She also shared that her ex doesn't spend anytime with the kids or help out in any way. Join the club, Sheree. Every other kid in America's got that story to tell.

It's Kim's birthday. You know her very vacant boo, Kroy, did it big in celebration. From the iced out bracelet to the 5-star meal to the no expenses spared birthday bash in the kitchen, that monkey did it big. I loved it!! Sweetie's been doing some things too. Keep in mind, I am a full-fledged card carrying member of the FREE SWEETIE campaign, but I think she's gone hollywood. Nobody that looks like Sweetie should ever wear powder pink lipstick. I mean, not even with a gun to her head. I digress. I enjoyed watching Kim NOT singing and enjoying her big, fantastic life with her gate-mouthed, awkward kids and her potato chip brained boo. I also loved when Kim cracked on NeNe saying "She ate her teeth". I'm sure NeNe enjoyed being the topic of conversation at your birthday too, Kim. That's prolly why NeNe tweeted that she was your birthday gift since you couldn't stop yacking about her. Straight from the horse's mouth!!

Phaedra and Mr. Willie Watkins graced us with their Funeral Foddery. Does it really get classier than an ice cream truck hurse?? Really?? No, it doesn't. Phaedra's mentor looks like he smells of collard greens and cornbread. His pockets fat, but his top hat FATTER. Phaedra really seems to be serious about this funeral home biz, she even fake consulted her convict hubby about it. He didn't seem to happy about it, but hey he needs a job and aint nobody else gonna give it to him. He needs to get used to the whole Six Feet Under idea. I'm just saying.

Next week, Apollo (convict boo) and Peter (RunTelDat) will be getting into an argument at Kim's baby shower. I might be old-fashioned, but it's kind of a man law violation to be fighting another dude at a baby shower. It's questionable that you're there to begin with. Weigh in, bleeps. I love to hear what you think?! Til' next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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