It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to She by Sheree....

 NOT! Hey Bleeples?! I know you are as geeked as I am about this epic RHOA reunion. Leggo!!!

Cynthia Bailey-Thomas tried to solidify her spot on next season's roster. She and her milk dud yelled and screamed and yelled some more. Peter is a douche. What's worse...he's an old douche. Stop with the young lingo, dude. I bet he watches 106th and Park to keep up. Anybody hear him say Papa Smurf banking? Not according to my tv screen. It is not cute. He never acknowledged how rude he's been to Mal, and Cynthia continues to allow his bafoonery. This is why I laugh when she tries to step up to the plate with Kim or any other cast mate. Girl, bye?! You have not one leg to stand on. When asked what she's doing now since the show wrapped, she responded that she still owns the Bailey Agency and is Noelle's mom. Uh, DUH!! Who else would own it? I mean really.

Kandi provided slayings all around for these women. She served all kinds of shade starting with Sheree and ending with Marlo. I loved her telling Marlo it don't matter how many people she takes care of with HER money. I need for Marlo to remember that Kandi made hers while Marlo earns. There is a BIG difference. If you don't know, inbox me boo. Sheree had to eat her words about the Africa trip after Andy rolled the tape back. Kandi still went in though. She held her own. The only thing I didn't like was that she attempted explaining herself to Marlo. She is beneath. Forever and Always.

Kim sporting these jugs on national tv.....I can't ladies and gents. I just can't. It's almost equivalent to Lil' Kim's pasties. It's so unfair to the eyes. In other news, you know you've fallen off when Marlo can call you a whore and you barely retort. I mean, Marlo is an escort for God's sake. She is a paid date/nightcap. She shan't not be calling nobody a whore. I can't really stand Kim. So, talking about her is difficult. But, I would like mention that in a couple years when her uterus dries she will have a reality show called "The Ring Didn't Mean A Thing" to which I will watch and blog.

Phaedra and her husband are still planning foolishness. I found it a slight insensitive when she suggested that she got into the funeral business after a friend committed suicide. The disregard and excitement she shows for death doesn't suggest sorrow for her friend at all. Not in good southern taste, Mrs. Phaedra. Paula Deen would disapprove.

Andy threw a little more shade quietly as he saw Mrs. Sheree Whitfield off the show with her own montage of antics over the years. Don't be tardy for that failure! Oh oh.

Finally, NeNe talked about 97% of the show. If I have to hear she is on the show Glee one more time?! We know. While I find NeNe hilarious, I am over her foolishness most of the time too. She stays bragging about her successes, but if someone else succeeds it's all she wrote. I thought that scene with Andy showcasing Kim and NeNe's life switcharoo was tired. Sorry, Andy. Stop trying to make them be friends. It's not hot.

Welp, that's it for these ladies until next year. It's back to the Jersey!! 'Til then....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Let's all go to NEVERland...

Hey there, bleeps and bleepettes! It's been a long time coming, but here goes on this season of RHOA and the reunion show thus far.

It's official. NeNe Leakes is queen of the world....at least in her own head. This woman is consumed with self and mad at anybody that ain't her achieving anything. From the looks on her face to crossing her eyes on cue, anything Andy Cohen says to congratulate the other ladies on their ventures gets a response. Her best moment for me this season?? Dubbing Chateau Sheree as neverland....could NOT be more appropriate.

Sheree has been acting up and creating fake drama all season. First, she recruited Phaedra to help with her legal matters just to end up calling her a bad lawyer. Bob still ain't paying this heffa child support. By the looks of things, he won't be. Ah well!! Chateau Sheree never got off the ground. I mean that's all it is is GROUND!!! She claims the construction team misappropriated funds, but my guess is there were no funds to appropriate at all. Then, she tried throwing Kandi under the bus with the Africa trip by reporting back to Kim that Kandi called her a racist. That went extremely well. It ended with Kim and Kandi still being friends and Sheree looking the same stupid she always looks. Finally, she talked her oldest (and recently claimed) daughter right out of an engagement ring. I predict that being the final straw in Bravo's back and why Andy Cohen gave ol' girl the boot. At least if her daughter was getting married, she'd have a leg to stand on. Enough's enough. RIP to She by SherFAIL. *SN: did you hear she wrote a letter claiming she quit?? what a riot.*

Kandi is on fire this season. She's worked with Jo Dee Messina, created her own sex toy line, and obtained her own Bravo! show called the Kandi Factory. I'm not really feeling her show, but she seems to be getting a positive vibe from other viewers. She's been telling it like it is all season. I loved her telling Sheree off and getting Marlo together as well. Marlo is not an official housewife, and, thus, does not get her own paragraph, but I love how she walked right in and thought she'd fool us all into thinking she's hot stuff and NOT an escort. Bish boo bye!!!

Phaedra has proven herself to be a little more than I thought. So, I hate her less this season. She ain't all the way screwed too tight, but she's alright. Yep, I said it. I don't get the over the top christenings and such, but she's a smart cookie and doesn't entertain these women's antics. I love it.

Kim gets nothing. She's a money chasing, non-singing, hating ass, lying heffa. She is leasing, autotuning, staying pregnant, and sitting on Big Papa's furnishings. Straight UP!

The final installment of the reunion is this Sunday so tune in. Feel free to chime in. Until then....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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It's Almost Over...

Hey Bloves! This season of RHOA is about to wrap up. And what a season it has been?! Or not. Was it me or was Atlanta a snooze? Other than Africa and Ri-DICK-ulous....I can't think of any one moment that was epic or made me sad that the season is over...Alas, let's discuss last week's epp shall we?

NeNe's gone hollywood. No surprise there. She's been showing up all over the tube from BET's The Game to Fox's Glee. Congratulations to her on that. However, I must address the comment she made regarding obtaining an Oscar. The day NeNe Leakes gets an Oscar is the day I stop respecting the Academy. Just sayin'. PS was it me or did that scene with Steve Harvey, his wife, and Keshia Knight-Pulliam seem a leetle staged? Ok. It was me I guess. Ms. NeNe is mulling over the idea of moving her son, Brent, to LA with her to pursue acting. I say leave that boy with his daddy. She'll be back soon enough.

Kandi isn't up to much. She's up to her usual with the sex toys. Her "Bedroom Kandi" line is well underway. Her signature "Happiness & Joy" and "Clit-stick" look to be winners...at least for Kandi....on to the next.

Phaedra was being her normal "funeral obsessed" self. She, Willie Watkins, and friends have become quite close. She completed one of her last training tasks on the show in which she assisted a grieving family with the final preparations for their home-going service. Good thing it was a mock family. Phaedra went a little overboard helping them choose caskets like people shop for cars. She invited the entire crew to her, I mean, Willie's event to make a special announcement. I don't think anyone was surprised or delighted to hear that she and Willie are going into business.

Kim and Cynthia's little lunch was cute. Not. I don't feel they resolved anything. They spent the entire time being nice nasty to one another and agreed to be fake from now on. Problem solved. In other news, Kim finally displayed the 10-carat rock her jock boo, Kroy, purchased her. To top that off she snuck out in the middle of Phaedra's boring funeral event to request Sheree as a bridesmaid for her wedding. Perhaps I lack political correctness, but, um, after a certain age the title "bridesmaid" should not be one you take on. Whatever Sheree's age, she qualifies. She should be a guest and that's all. Besides, Kim is almost too old to have any bridesmaids at all. Alright, I'll stop now.

Looks like the finale is going to finish out this lackluster season with a even more boring end. But, there is a bright side. As my cohort, Lexi, mentioned earlier, word is Sheree Whitfield has been let go from the RHOA family. That's a win for the streets considering "snitches get stitches" and all. Sheree's story has been flatlining for a while now. I mean, first, She by Sheree fizzled. Then, Chateau Sheree never got off the ground. Bob beat her and a trained lawyer at the money game, and her son sleeps on an air mattress. That is the furthest from the affluent life Andy Cohen means to exploit on these "housewives" shows. Oh well. RIP to Sheree's last paycheck.

Tune in tonight for the finale. I will. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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R4R Update

Hey Bloves!! So there are a couple of things going on in the reality world that I'm sure you're dying to know about. Here goes....

 

 

 

MTV has just given the thumbs up for Teen Mom 3. The whole "16 and Pregnant" phenomenon has taken on a life of its own and spun not one but 3 spinoffs! I mean, who can keep up with all these horny teens and their spawn? Does it really get more dramatic than Jenelle, Barb, & Jace of Teen Mom 2? We hear stories all the time about Amber Portman (Teen Mom) going to jail and threats of any one of these tricks to lose custody of their kids. Who am I kidding? You know I'm tuning in to laugh and judge. I think I'm gonna stop calling these chicks stupid too....They're pulling some pretty fat checks for opening their legs. That's all I'm saying....For more, check out http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/02/27/teen-mom-3/.

 

 

 

Terrell Owens, known as T.O. to most, alluded to have money problems on his show "The T.O. show" on vH1. Apparently, he wasn't kidding. He is going through (count 'em) 2 foreclosures on homes he purchased in Dallas. I'm not really into sports, but I do know I haven't heard his name circulating on the news in the sports realm. I do, however, watch his show. Was it me or did they abruptly stop showing new episodes in the middle of the season? Oh ok. It's me. Unfortunately, this whole pro-athlete gone broke story isn't unique. As a matter of fact, it's almost expected. Want more on this story? Click http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/27/terrell-owens-foreclosure_n_1302896.html.

 

 

 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are full of special episodes this season. They just aired a "Kim & Kroy" special during Oscars Sunday. Soon, they will be airing a special episode starring Kandi Burruss called "Kandi Factory". Are they trying to prepare us for both Kim & Kandi getting their own respective shows? I'm thinking so....from what I hear, the ratings for the Kim special were low. Maybe the Oscars are to blame. Or, maybe nobody cares about Kim & Kroy but Kim & Kroy. Kandi shared a sneak peek link to the show on her Facebook fan page....so, click here if you wanna see what that's about. http://youtu.be/bI7NMrNA0Js

 

 

 

Up next, I'll be updating you guys on the newest season of Basketball Wives. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Reality For Real Update

Hey Bleeples! I just dropped in to share some foolery that came my way lately on some of our favorite celebrealities! Word on the street is Chrissy Lampkin of Love & Hip Hop is preggers! According to the blogosphere and The Rickey Smiley Morning Show's Gary wit da Tea, the future never Mrs. Jim Jones is carrying his seed! Looks like Mama Jones gets the grandbaby she always wanted.

 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kandi Burruss and Kim Zolciak Biermann are both rumored to have their own new reality shows respectively. Andy Cohen has supposedly recruited Keshia Knight Pulliam (Rudy on The Cosby Show) to replace Kandi and is looking for a spunky, Anglo socialite to replace the wig specialist. My opinion: Fail. Keshia doesn't seem like the reality show kind. PS I don't want anything to do with a show all about Kandi. Sorry.

 

Soul Train isn't a reality show, but its long time host, Don Cornelius was found dead. The police are reporting the cause of death as a self-inflicted gun shot wound to the head. The word around the entertainment circuit is that it wasn't suicide but was staged as such. You be the judge.

 

I'd love for you guys to chime and put me on to some stuff I may be overlooking that I definitely shouldn't. You're my peeps! 'Til next time...

 

xoxo, Christina Rose

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You've Been Served!!!

Hey fellow reality addicts!! How are my bleeples?? This week's rundown of the Real Housewives of Atlanta will be short since we have a bonus episode coming on December 13th! Happy Birthday, NeNe Leakes, and ME!!! But anyway...on to the foolishness....

 

 

 

The title of this epp is "Three Wigs & a Baby" in honor of the arrival of Kim & Kroy's little red bundle of joy, KJ. We spent time with the duo acting all corny as they prepared to bring him into the world. Let the angels sing...

 

 

 

Phaedra found herself in court again representing one of her esteemed clients....Dave the drug dealer. Dave was late, poorly dressed, and lying outta his big round brown. But, because Phaedra is such a legal force (and brown noser) the judge showed leniency to Dave for possession of illegal substances and non-regulation tint on his pimp mobile. After court adjourned, Phaedra escorted her client to his car where he paid her in cash in the parking lot. Professional!!! Little girls could learn a thing or two from ATL's #1 Southern Belle.

 

 

 

NeNe and her sidekick, Cynthia Bailey-Thomas, skipped off to NYC for some business ventures. But, not before Mr. Thomas made sure to remind Cynthia that she can't be playing around up there with NeNe. He asserted to her to make that money. I'm believing more and more that he ain't into Cynt. He just wants her ends. We got to go down memory lane with Russell Simmons who admitted to dating Cynthia years ago. I don't know about y'all, but she don't seem like his type to me. *shrug* We also got to see NeNe's "business" date with a new gentleman she met through Donald Trump. I can't remember the guy's name. He isn't important because NeNe is clearly dating Peter. POW!!! It's a shame though because he bought her red bottoms and got Pavarotti's kid brother to sing her moose like arse a concerto.

 

 

 

Kandi's setting her mom up on a senior citizens version of match.com. Other than Mrs. Joyce being squeezed into that body magic, it was less than interesting....

 

 

 

She by Sheree's behind is still wrapped up on legal foolery with the Abominable Black Man aka Bob. She has asked every woman on the show, her mama, and the lady at the grocery store if she should put Bob in jail until he pays....their response?? HELL YES, dummy! It wasn't until Sheree's mom explained that she too had to take Sheree's dad to court for him to pay that she began to understand that it must be done. We even heard lil stories about how Sheree's no good daddy never bought her the Speak N' Spell she asked for....Here's a question: how come Sheree's mom never bought it? You knew the damn girl wanted it?! I'm just saying. On this week's bonus epp, we get to see why we shouldn't underestimate Bob or his pet eyeball. 'Til next time...


xoxo, Christina Rose

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RHOA's Gone riDICulous!

What's good, bleeples?! In case you missed the latest episode of RHOA, I'm here to fill you in on all the gory, yes, gory details....

 

 

 

We'll begin with Papa Smurf aka Peter, who seems to have a really big chip on his shoulder this season. Cynthia decided that he and her sister, Mal, should discuss the incident at the wedding last season. Mal and their mom tried to withhold the marriage certificate at the ceremony to prevent the marriage from even happening. Watching Peter this season, I can totally see why. Peter is angry, broke, and selfish. Those are not the makings of a successful relationship. However, clearly the marriage did happen, but Peter is still mad. They went back and forth for awhile, but Cynthia came back and broke up the fight after she felt Mal had been abused enough.

It's Kandi's birthday, again. And in true Kandi Koated fashion, the ex-Xscape member is planning a Dirty Thirty party (even though, she's dirty thirty-FIVE). She, Phaedra, and Sheree met up and a nice outside venue to scope out the scene. They compared donkey booties and booked the venue! Phaedra mentioned to Sheree that she'd be bringing a nice surprise for Kandi's birthday present. More on that later...

 

 

 

Meanwhile, in Sheree's world, she is still building on Chateau Sheree. I swear I gotta figure out how to get that HUD hookup cuz Sheree has absolutely no monies. She and Phaedra took a trip to the job site because Sheree had expressed some concerns with her contractor and if he is completing the job in a timely manner. It's great to have a lawyer friend come out and threaten your hired help so conveniently!!

 

 

 

We got to share some time with NeNe. Derek J, NeNe, and Kandi went shoe shopping together. Derek and Kandi even showed up wearing almost exactly the same shoes.....They laughed and discussed style tips, but they also discussed Kim's baby shower. NeNe expressed to Kandi that she isn't surprised that she and Kim aren't really friends anymore. NeNe thinks that Kim was just out for a profit while Kandi was looking for a friend. NeNe also judged the fact that Kim is having a 3rd baby by a different father from her other kids. Wait!!!! Aren't both of NeNe's kids by different men?? She is notorious for judging people even though she is guilty of the same things. Pot meet kettle. Sit down, NeNe!!

 

 

 

We finally made it to Kandi's Dirty Thirty party which definitely did not disappoint. Mama Joyce, Lawrence, Derek J, all the housewives, and a slew of other important people showed up. It was like Europe vs. North America with NeNe ignoring Sheree and Phaedra the whole night, but the ladies had fun anyway. Lawrence showed up looking like Mr. T gone drag and livened up the party. Finally, Phaedra's suprise birthday gift was revealed. And boy was it riDICulous! No, literally. Ridiculous is a popular male exotic dancer who has the extraordinarily weird ability to pleasure himself. He shook and gyrated all over the birthday party, but it wasn't until he placed his johnson in his mouth in front of the crowd that things got crazy. Mama Joyce huffed and puffed all up in through the place and then all the way home. Many of Kandi's guests were disgusted and left including NeNe and Cynthia. Now, Cynthia I get. But again, NeNe is an ex-stripper so why is she spouting off how she can't stand them?? I wouldn't want to see a man do that either and I'm pretty sure that's a manlaw violation to put your own privates in your mouth, but I digress.

 

 

 

Next episode, we get to meet the newest housewife, Marlo, and hear about the drama already a'brewing between her and NeNe. 'Til then.....

 

 

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Kongratulations, Kim & Kroy Biermann!

According to USweekly.com, Atlanta Falcon Kroy Biermann and Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak tied the knot Nov 11th at 4:30pm at their home. They were joined by Kim’s children Brielle, 14, and Ariana, 9, from Kim’s previous relationships and their 5 month old son, Kroy Jagger Jr.

We should all skip and jump in happiness! I love how her foofy dress just captures the essence of their fantastically tacky love affair! Reality, For Real! is taking bets on how long this sham lasts. 72 days anyone?!?!

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Don't Be Tardy for This Party!!!

Hey bleeples! It's been a minute since I got a chance to get at ya, but here I am so here we GO!! The Real Housewives of Atlanta is back on our screens delivering laughs and coonery all around....

Last week, we buried NeNe Leakes' gangsta after that crying scene she subjected us all to. No, she wasn't crying cuz her gangsta was dead, but because Sheree fronted her on a money situation. And no, Phaedra did not handle the ceremony. We just poured one for our homie. We'll miss you, gangsta. This week, NeNe, Kandi, and Cynthia took their talents down to South Beach for a girls' getaway.....Of course, its only fitting that they be visiting during Lesbian Pride weekend. In addition to getting hit on by the lady pond-ers, they also went hunting for retail. You know, NeNe's rich na! Oh you didn't. Well, if ya don't know, now ya know. She deposits Trump checks. Though, it did cross my mind that NeNe quit The Apprentice, and I thought those checks went to charity. I'll just have to kanye shrug that one off. Cynthia rode the NeNe train all the way in and out, while Kandi showed off her DONK! Take that Nicki Minaj.

Sheree and her son, Kairo, went shopping and spent time together. We found out about Ms. She by Sheree...that she used to be shy, that her ex-hubby still ain't paid those 7 figures, and a few other tidbits. She also shared that her ex doesn't spend anytime with the kids or help out in any way. Join the club, Sheree. Every other kid in America's got that story to tell.

It's Kim's birthday. You know her very vacant boo, Kroy, did it big in celebration. From the iced out bracelet to the 5-star meal to the no expenses spared birthday bash in the kitchen, that monkey did it big. I loved it!! Sweetie's been doing some things too. Keep in mind, I am a full-fledged card carrying member of the FREE SWEETIE campaign, but I think she's gone hollywood. Nobody that looks like Sweetie should ever wear powder pink lipstick. I mean, not even with a gun to her head. I digress. I enjoyed watching Kim NOT singing and enjoying her big, fantastic life with her gate-mouthed, awkward kids and her potato chip brained boo. I also loved when Kim cracked on NeNe saying "She ate her teeth". I'm sure NeNe enjoyed being the topic of conversation at your birthday too, Kim. That's prolly why NeNe tweeted that she was your birthday gift since you couldn't stop yacking about her. Straight from the horse's mouth!!

Phaedra and Mr. Willie Watkins graced us with their Funeral Foddery. Does it really get classier than an ice cream truck hurse?? Really?? No, it doesn't. Phaedra's mentor looks like he smells of collard greens and cornbread. His pockets fat, but his top hat FATTER. Phaedra really seems to be serious about this funeral home biz, she even fake consulted her convict hubby about it. He didn't seem to happy about it, but hey he needs a job and aint nobody else gonna give it to him. He needs to get used to the whole Six Feet Under idea. I'm just saying.

Next week, Apollo (convict boo) and Peter (RunTelDat) will be getting into an argument at Kim's baby shower. I might be old-fashioned, but it's kind of a man law violation to be fighting another dude at a baby shower. It's questionable that you're there to begin with. Weigh in, bleeps. I love to hear what you think?! Til' next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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