Well...Another One Bites the Dust!

The ones who bit the dust: the season AND Sheree Whitfield's career (it's a stretch to call it that, by the way).

Well, since my partner-in-blog-crime Ms. Rose told you guys what she thought, I decided to stick to the two things that made me laugh at the Part 3 reunion: 1) Kandi & MarHO and 2) finding out that NeNe is the reason Sheree and Kim are on the show!  Scandalousssss.....

Let's begin!  Shall we?  First of all, I definitely believe MarHO is an escort.  She has not said that she does anything to make money.  From what we've seen and heard, she wants us to believe that she is living off of profits from assets acquired during a relationship with a billionaire, former lover.  Well, how would a woman with a criminal past encounter such a man? As history and Pretty Woman have shown us, it's usually through the exchange of certain types of human and sexual goods.  MarHO pisses me off!  How can she talk about anything Kandi has when Kandi clearly had to work for what she has??  MarHO, if you're reading this, work isn't work if you have to end up on your back before cashing in...or out.  ROTFLMAO!  Just saying.  As far as the comments about Kandi's house, who cares!!!  Kandi is so much nicer than me because I would have told MarHO then and there that she and her crabs would never have to worry about darkening my door step, regardless of where my zip code is.  Period.  Finally, why did MarHO bring up Kandi's man??  Hell, Kandi could date a wino and he would be better than the NFL gorillas that MarHO and Sheree sleep with!  C'mon!  MarHO, stay in your lane!  Good night and good fu...oops....luck.  Hahahahahahaha!

As for NeNe being the reason Sheree and Kim are on the show, I have to clutch my beloved pearls for that one!  How can Sheree and Kim be so willing to slap the hand that has fed them??  And in Kim's case, the hand that fed her until she could stop eating from someone else's fork (Big Poppa) and find her own fork (Kroy--for right now, that is).  I don't doubt what NeNe says is true: she definitely had to speak with someone about Sheree being on the show because Sheree is boringgggg!!!  SOOOOO BORING!!!! I'm sure she's had to go to bat for Kim a few times too because she was becoming irrelevant before Kroy!  Anyway, I think they should all look at NeNe and repeat after ME, "NeNe, thank you for our jobs." *Mama Joyce voice* LMAO!!

Before I bid you all farewell, what was up with Phaedra being too posh for school on this episode??  Never should she do that again.  Was she acting dead to promote her funeral home?  That sly freaking necrophile...............

SCANDALOUSSS...... : D

Until next year, HOTlanta!

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It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to She by Sheree....

 NOT! Hey Bleeples?! I know you are as geeked as I am about this epic RHOA reunion. Leggo!!!

Cynthia Bailey-Thomas tried to solidify her spot on next season's roster. She and her milk dud yelled and screamed and yelled some more. Peter is a douche. What's worse...he's an old douche. Stop with the young lingo, dude. I bet he watches 106th and Park to keep up. Anybody hear him say Papa Smurf banking? Not according to my tv screen. It is not cute. He never acknowledged how rude he's been to Mal, and Cynthia continues to allow his bafoonery. This is why I laugh when she tries to step up to the plate with Kim or any other cast mate. Girl, bye?! You have not one leg to stand on. When asked what she's doing now since the show wrapped, she responded that she still owns the Bailey Agency and is Noelle's mom. Uh, DUH!! Who else would own it? I mean really.

Kandi provided slayings all around for these women. She served all kinds of shade starting with Sheree and ending with Marlo. I loved her telling Marlo it don't matter how many people she takes care of with HER money. I need for Marlo to remember that Kandi made hers while Marlo earns. There is a BIG difference. If you don't know, inbox me boo. Sheree had to eat her words about the Africa trip after Andy rolled the tape back. Kandi still went in though. She held her own. The only thing I didn't like was that she attempted explaining herself to Marlo. She is beneath. Forever and Always.

Kim sporting these jugs on national tv.....I can't ladies and gents. I just can't. It's almost equivalent to Lil' Kim's pasties. It's so unfair to the eyes. In other news, you know you've fallen off when Marlo can call you a whore and you barely retort. I mean, Marlo is an escort for God's sake. She is a paid date/nightcap. She shan't not be calling nobody a whore. I can't really stand Kim. So, talking about her is difficult. But, I would like mention that in a couple years when her uterus dries she will have a reality show called "The Ring Didn't Mean A Thing" to which I will watch and blog.

Phaedra and her husband are still planning foolishness. I found it a slight insensitive when she suggested that she got into the funeral business after a friend committed suicide. The disregard and excitement she shows for death doesn't suggest sorrow for her friend at all. Not in good southern taste, Mrs. Phaedra. Paula Deen would disapprove.

Andy threw a little more shade quietly as he saw Mrs. Sheree Whitfield off the show with her own montage of antics over the years. Don't be tardy for that failure! Oh oh.

Finally, NeNe talked about 97% of the show. If I have to hear she is on the show Glee one more time?! We know. While I find NeNe hilarious, I am over her foolishness most of the time too. She stays bragging about her successes, but if someone else succeeds it's all she wrote. I thought that scene with Andy showcasing Kim and NeNe's life switcharoo was tired. Sorry, Andy. Stop trying to make them be friends. It's not hot.

Welp, that's it for these ladies until next year. It's back to the Jersey!! 'Til then....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Let's all go to NEVERland...

Hey there, bleeps and bleepettes! It's been a long time coming, but here goes on this season of RHOA and the reunion show thus far.

It's official. NeNe Leakes is queen of the world....at least in her own head. This woman is consumed with self and mad at anybody that ain't her achieving anything. From the looks on her face to crossing her eyes on cue, anything Andy Cohen says to congratulate the other ladies on their ventures gets a response. Her best moment for me this season?? Dubbing Chateau Sheree as neverland....could NOT be more appropriate.

Sheree has been acting up and creating fake drama all season. First, she recruited Phaedra to help with her legal matters just to end up calling her a bad lawyer. Bob still ain't paying this heffa child support. By the looks of things, he won't be. Ah well!! Chateau Sheree never got off the ground. I mean that's all it is is GROUND!!! She claims the construction team misappropriated funds, but my guess is there were no funds to appropriate at all. Then, she tried throwing Kandi under the bus with the Africa trip by reporting back to Kim that Kandi called her a racist. That went extremely well. It ended with Kim and Kandi still being friends and Sheree looking the same stupid she always looks. Finally, she talked her oldest (and recently claimed) daughter right out of an engagement ring. I predict that being the final straw in Bravo's back and why Andy Cohen gave ol' girl the boot. At least if her daughter was getting married, she'd have a leg to stand on. Enough's enough. RIP to She by SherFAIL. *SN: did you hear she wrote a letter claiming she quit?? what a riot.*

Kandi is on fire this season. She's worked with Jo Dee Messina, created her own sex toy line, and obtained her own Bravo! show called the Kandi Factory. I'm not really feeling her show, but she seems to be getting a positive vibe from other viewers. She's been telling it like it is all season. I loved her telling Sheree off and getting Marlo together as well. Marlo is not an official housewife, and, thus, does not get her own paragraph, but I love how she walked right in and thought she'd fool us all into thinking she's hot stuff and NOT an escort. Bish boo bye!!!

Phaedra has proven herself to be a little more than I thought. So, I hate her less this season. She ain't all the way screwed too tight, but she's alright. Yep, I said it. I don't get the over the top christenings and such, but she's a smart cookie and doesn't entertain these women's antics. I love it.

Kim gets nothing. She's a money chasing, non-singing, hating ass, lying heffa. She is leasing, autotuning, staying pregnant, and sitting on Big Papa's furnishings. Straight UP!

The final installment of the reunion is this Sunday so tune in. Feel free to chime in. Until then....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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It's Almost Over...

Hey Bloves! This season of RHOA is about to wrap up. And what a season it has been?! Or not. Was it me or was Atlanta a snooze? Other than Africa and Ri-DICK-ulous....I can't think of any one moment that was epic or made me sad that the season is over...Alas, let's discuss last week's epp shall we?

NeNe's gone hollywood. No surprise there. She's been showing up all over the tube from BET's The Game to Fox's Glee. Congratulations to her on that. However, I must address the comment she made regarding obtaining an Oscar. The day NeNe Leakes gets an Oscar is the day I stop respecting the Academy. Just sayin'. PS was it me or did that scene with Steve Harvey, his wife, and Keshia Knight-Pulliam seem a leetle staged? Ok. It was me I guess. Ms. NeNe is mulling over the idea of moving her son, Brent, to LA with her to pursue acting. I say leave that boy with his daddy. She'll be back soon enough.

Kandi isn't up to much. She's up to her usual with the sex toys. Her "Bedroom Kandi" line is well underway. Her signature "Happiness & Joy" and "Clit-stick" look to be winners...at least for Kandi....on to the next.

Phaedra was being her normal "funeral obsessed" self. She, Willie Watkins, and friends have become quite close. She completed one of her last training tasks on the show in which she assisted a grieving family with the final preparations for their home-going service. Good thing it was a mock family. Phaedra went a little overboard helping them choose caskets like people shop for cars. She invited the entire crew to her, I mean, Willie's event to make a special announcement. I don't think anyone was surprised or delighted to hear that she and Willie are going into business.

Kim and Cynthia's little lunch was cute. Not. I don't feel they resolved anything. They spent the entire time being nice nasty to one another and agreed to be fake from now on. Problem solved. In other news, Kim finally displayed the 10-carat rock her jock boo, Kroy, purchased her. To top that off she snuck out in the middle of Phaedra's boring funeral event to request Sheree as a bridesmaid for her wedding. Perhaps I lack political correctness, but, um, after a certain age the title "bridesmaid" should not be one you take on. Whatever Sheree's age, she qualifies. She should be a guest and that's all. Besides, Kim is almost too old to have any bridesmaids at all. Alright, I'll stop now.

Looks like the finale is going to finish out this lackluster season with a even more boring end. But, there is a bright side. As my cohort, Lexi, mentioned earlier, word is Sheree Whitfield has been let go from the RHOA family. That's a win for the streets considering "snitches get stitches" and all. Sheree's story has been flatlining for a while now. I mean, first, She by Sheree fizzled. Then, Chateau Sheree never got off the ground. Bob beat her and a trained lawyer at the money game, and her son sleeps on an air mattress. That is the furthest from the affluent life Andy Cohen means to exploit on these "housewives" shows. Oh well. RIP to Sheree's last paycheck.

Tune in tonight for the finale. I will. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Sheree Whitfield Fired from RHOA?

There's a rumor circulating that Sheree Whitfield was fired from "Real Housewives of Atlanta" yesterday. A friend told me that Wendy Williams was the one to break the news. Supposedly, Sheree cried and begged for her job while saying she needs the money. We at RFR are not shocked that she got fired nor at the fact that she needs money. Don't worry, Sheree! Just sell a Birkin, or two, or five....you're already practically homeless, so there's nowhere to go but up! LOL! Hopefully, if we're lucky, Kim will be on the chopping block next!

We'll definitely keep you guys posted as we hear more information!

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Spectacles and Very Old Testicles

Hey, Bloves! Hope all is well....which is the total opposite of everything going on in Atlanta with these housewives....

I'll begin with NeNe who has legal matters to pursue these days with her son, Bryson. As you all know the "rich" housewife's offspring has come down with a case of sticky fingaz. He was held at the county jail for stealing a set of razors from the WalMart. Don't even get me started. I ain't never met a rich person who steals hygienic items. Greg, NeNe's estranged hubby, showed up to give a good talking-to to Bryce. I'm sure that will defintely save him from another trip over to county. *Side eyes*

In other news, Cynthia and Peter are still balling on a budget. This go-round they've planned a million-dollar anniversary party on a $20 budget. Peter hired planners, limo drivers, etc. Oh, and get this....the party is black tie. Blech. Then, Papa smurf's rude ass decided to shun Cynthia's sister, Mal, from taking part in the fabulous limo ride. But, I believe in karma, and it rang true because the limo never even showed. You could see Peter's carotid artery as he yelled at the limo driver when he admitted he was not coming. That's what Peter's slumming behind gets. And Cynthia for cosigning.

The party didn't go well to boot. Too many things happened. Kandi showed up in a club dress with Lady Gaga shoulders. Marlo showed up with another one of her old, white sugar daddies. NeNe flashed her goodies all in front of Petey and his friends. Sheree snitched on Marlo to Miss Lawrence for calling gays the "F" word. They even had to step aside to have this conversation. So, I have a couple questions. Maybe you can help. Who is Miss Lawrence? Why is he so important that Marlo has to explain herself? Why is Sheree suddenly a tape recorder liable to repeat anything you say past 2 syllables? Is Andy Cohen threatening to boot her from the show like he did Lisa and DeShawn? (I bet you don't even remember DeShawn Snow, do ya?) I'll wait for your answers to these burning questions.

All in all, Peter (not Mal) is the one who made a spectacle of that party. Although, Cynthia would tell another story. Mal was right to storm out after Peter called her a hater and embarrassed her in front of an entire crowd. I'd be willing to bet this party's budget that Cynthia and Peter won't make another year, and she'll be wishing she woulda just let Leon have it.

'Til next time.....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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RHOA's Gone riDICulous!

What's good, bleeples?! In case you missed the latest episode of RHOA, I'm here to fill you in on all the gory, yes, gory details....

 

 

 

We'll begin with Papa Smurf aka Peter, who seems to have a really big chip on his shoulder this season. Cynthia decided that he and her sister, Mal, should discuss the incident at the wedding last season. Mal and their mom tried to withhold the marriage certificate at the ceremony to prevent the marriage from even happening. Watching Peter this season, I can totally see why. Peter is angry, broke, and selfish. Those are not the makings of a successful relationship. However, clearly the marriage did happen, but Peter is still mad. They went back and forth for awhile, but Cynthia came back and broke up the fight after she felt Mal had been abused enough.

It's Kandi's birthday, again. And in true Kandi Koated fashion, the ex-Xscape member is planning a Dirty Thirty party (even though, she's dirty thirty-FIVE). She, Phaedra, and Sheree met up and a nice outside venue to scope out the scene. They compared donkey booties and booked the venue! Phaedra mentioned to Sheree that she'd be bringing a nice surprise for Kandi's birthday present. More on that later...

 

 

 

Meanwhile, in Sheree's world, she is still building on Chateau Sheree. I swear I gotta figure out how to get that HUD hookup cuz Sheree has absolutely no monies. She and Phaedra took a trip to the job site because Sheree had expressed some concerns with her contractor and if he is completing the job in a timely manner. It's great to have a lawyer friend come out and threaten your hired help so conveniently!!

 

 

 

We got to share some time with NeNe. Derek J, NeNe, and Kandi went shoe shopping together. Derek and Kandi even showed up wearing almost exactly the same shoes.....They laughed and discussed style tips, but they also discussed Kim's baby shower. NeNe expressed to Kandi that she isn't surprised that she and Kim aren't really friends anymore. NeNe thinks that Kim was just out for a profit while Kandi was looking for a friend. NeNe also judged the fact that Kim is having a 3rd baby by a different father from her other kids. Wait!!!! Aren't both of NeNe's kids by different men?? She is notorious for judging people even though she is guilty of the same things. Pot meet kettle. Sit down, NeNe!!

 

 

 

We finally made it to Kandi's Dirty Thirty party which definitely did not disappoint. Mama Joyce, Lawrence, Derek J, all the housewives, and a slew of other important people showed up. It was like Europe vs. North America with NeNe ignoring Sheree and Phaedra the whole night, but the ladies had fun anyway. Lawrence showed up looking like Mr. T gone drag and livened up the party. Finally, Phaedra's suprise birthday gift was revealed. And boy was it riDICulous! No, literally. Ridiculous is a popular male exotic dancer who has the extraordinarily weird ability to pleasure himself. He shook and gyrated all over the birthday party, but it wasn't until he placed his johnson in his mouth in front of the crowd that things got crazy. Mama Joyce huffed and puffed all up in through the place and then all the way home. Many of Kandi's guests were disgusted and left including NeNe and Cynthia. Now, Cynthia I get. But again, NeNe is an ex-stripper so why is she spouting off how she can't stand them?? I wouldn't want to see a man do that either and I'm pretty sure that's a manlaw violation to put your own privates in your mouth, but I digress.

 

 

 

Next episode, we get to meet the newest housewife, Marlo, and hear about the drama already a'brewing between her and NeNe. 'Til then.....

 

 

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Hot Mess of the Week: Bob (The Asshole) Whitfield

Okay, so a new feature that Christina and myself will be starting is naming a reality star as that week's hot mess! This will be funny and amazing, like we try to make the rest of our blog! So, here's our first ever hot mess: BOB WHITFIELD, ex-husband of Sheree' Whitfield.

Now, the reason I have named Bob as this week's hot mess is quite easy to understand if you watch "Real Housewives of Atlanta". The man is a borderline deadbeat dad! Granted, I won't pretend to know the ins and outs of anyone's marriage, former relationship, etc. But whatever problem he has with Sheree is beside the point. Bob is an ASSHOLE because he's a professional football player and his EX-WIFE is having to take his son, A FOOTBALL PLAYER, to buy football cleats. I think that is appalling! Bob, obviously your son wants to follow in your footsteps and respects you. The least your sorry ass could do is show up to buy him equipment for the sport you've made a living from and should be guiding your son in as he progresses as an athlete. Also, if you are going to try to act like you are a good father, please at least shop with your kids (and make sure it's televised in order to plead your case because right now you need to improve your image) since your wife is already taking you to court over child support. The problem with Bob possibly attempting to deny the allegation that he hasn't paid child support is that if that were the case, it wouldn't have even made it to court. In order for a child support case to exist, as I understand, something has to be wrong. There has to be a lack of payment, failure to pay the amount ordered by the court, or a habitual pattern of making late payments. All of which still manage to make Bob look like what? AN ASSHOLE!!!! So, Bob, I heard that Wendy Williams has accused you of being a sorry excuse for a father, too. But my criticism is coming to you from a personal place. My father is a deadbeat, and there's nothing more embarrassing than a deadbeat who DOESN'T have to be one! Pay your child support! Better yet, pay your child support AND support your children emotionally and thoroughly in all of their endeavors. Hurry up, or they'll be too old to care about you. It happens all the time. Hell, it's happened with me and my father!

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