Don't Be Tardy for This Party!!!

Hey bleeples! It's been a minute since I got a chance to get at ya, but here I am so here we GO!! The Real Housewives of Atlanta is back on our screens delivering laughs and coonery all around....

Last week, we buried NeNe Leakes' gangsta after that crying scene she subjected us all to. No, she wasn't crying cuz her gangsta was dead, but because Sheree fronted her on a money situation. And no, Phaedra did not handle the ceremony. We just poured one for our homie. We'll miss you, gangsta. This week, NeNe, Kandi, and Cynthia took their talents down to South Beach for a girls' getaway.....Of course, its only fitting that they be visiting during Lesbian Pride weekend. In addition to getting hit on by the lady pond-ers, they also went hunting for retail. You know, NeNe's rich na! Oh you didn't. Well, if ya don't know, now ya know. She deposits Trump checks. Though, it did cross my mind that NeNe quit The Apprentice, and I thought those checks went to charity. I'll just have to kanye shrug that one off. Cynthia rode the NeNe train all the way in and out, while Kandi showed off her DONK! Take that Nicki Minaj.

Sheree and her son, Kairo, went shopping and spent time together. We found out about Ms. She by Sheree...that she used to be shy, that her ex-hubby still ain't paid those 7 figures, and a few other tidbits. She also shared that her ex doesn't spend anytime with the kids or help out in any way. Join the club, Sheree. Every other kid in America's got that story to tell.

It's Kim's birthday. You know her very vacant boo, Kroy, did it big in celebration. From the iced out bracelet to the 5-star meal to the no expenses spared birthday bash in the kitchen, that monkey did it big. I loved it!! Sweetie's been doing some things too. Keep in mind, I am a full-fledged card carrying member of the FREE SWEETIE campaign, but I think she's gone hollywood. Nobody that looks like Sweetie should ever wear powder pink lipstick. I mean, not even with a gun to her head. I digress. I enjoyed watching Kim NOT singing and enjoying her big, fantastic life with her gate-mouthed, awkward kids and her potato chip brained boo. I also loved when Kim cracked on NeNe saying "She ate her teeth". I'm sure NeNe enjoyed being the topic of conversation at your birthday too, Kim. That's prolly why NeNe tweeted that she was your birthday gift since you couldn't stop yacking about her. Straight from the horse's mouth!!

Phaedra and Mr. Willie Watkins graced us with their Funeral Foddery. Does it really get classier than an ice cream truck hurse?? Really?? No, it doesn't. Phaedra's mentor looks like he smells of collard greens and cornbread. His pockets fat, but his top hat FATTER. Phaedra really seems to be serious about this funeral home biz, she even fake consulted her convict hubby about it. He didn't seem to happy about it, but hey he needs a job and aint nobody else gonna give it to him. He needs to get used to the whole Six Feet Under idea. I'm just saying.

Next week, Apollo (convict boo) and Peter (RunTelDat) will be getting into an argument at Kim's baby shower. I might be old-fashioned, but it's kind of a man law violation to be fighting another dude at a baby shower. It's questionable that you're there to begin with. Weigh in, bleeps. I love to hear what you think?! Til' next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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