Flipp-ie Flopp-ie Jack-ie Christ-ie....

Well, ladies and bleepleman, here we are again with more Basketball Wives LA foolery!! This week we got to see Jackie continue to show us why she is the People's Champ candidate among the crazies.

Laura is still on the chopping block by most of the ladies. IDKY they are all over her...most of the things Jackie claims Laura said about her are either true or we've never seen the camera catch her say it. The ladies attended some events for Glo and Matt's cancer charity golfing event. Of course, no event is safe when the Basketball Blows are involved. Jackie, Imani, and Draya roasted Miss Piggy (Laura) at the pre-golf tourney mixer 'til she got there. Then, they switched it to fake mode. I hate these bishes sometimes. I need Tami Roman around. She would never put up with this tomfoolery. Jackie ain't nowhere close. Sorry, BBWLA. After a little while faking it, Jackie finally said to Laura in a roundabout way that she was displeased with the things she had been saying about her....from the fat comment to well....the fat comment. Laura apologized and they swore allegiance to each other once again.

Jackie later talked about Laura over and over again with Imani, Malaysia, and any other sap who would listen. She re-angered herself and didn't even bother to tell Laura she was re-mad. The nerve!!! At the actual golf tournament, the ladies switched on Gloria as much as they did Laura. Guess she's guilty by association. There was clear discord as the ladies shot balls at each other's heads. It's not much of a stretch but nonetheless. Both Glo and Piggy noticed the tension but put on a good front for the public. This is a skill only the messiest and cattiest of females can accomplish successfully. Watch and learn.

Glo and Laura talked things over, and both claim that they don't care about whatever these ladies are mad at and are going to move on. Meanwhile, the time came for the charity closing banquet. There tensions mounted as Imani tried to play down her anger toward Laura and say she'll handle it at a more appropriate time. By this, she means when Jackie ain't around instigating. That little muskrat would put babies in the ring together. (If you can't tell by now, I really don't care for Jackie. And, I especially deplore her ponytail.) Thankfully, the events went over without a hitch. Cancer is saved!!!

However, I love how all of this episode Gloria played wifey to her boo, Matt. Reportedly, they are on the outs for real this time....and for good. According to Essence magazine, they are more than dun-zo. What a shame?! I was so looking forward to their December 51st nuptuals. It was going to be a sight to see! But, all that smack Glo been talking all season about throwing Matt the deuces had an adverse effect. I think she thought it would solidify her spot as the only woman he'd ever really want to marry...Instead, it made him chuck deuce his damn self. Whoops! I heard he even tweeted someone who said that if Matt didn't want her he'd take her...Matt's reply "you can HAVE her!". Black love.

vH1 is already advertising the reunion show...for me, that's not a good sign. They want us to know its gonna get majorly ghetto, but there are 3 episodes left. Let us decide that vH1 instead of deciding that we think your show pales in comparison to the original. Anyway, Jackie is gearing up to piss everybody off...can't wait for that. 'Til then......

PS did anybody else note that "I'm a bad bitch" comment Jackie made?? She should check her sources. Ok, bye!

xoxo, Christina Rose

(Photo Source: http://ballertainment.com/2011/08/matt-barnes-gloria-govan-are-class-acts-at-annual-athletes-vs-cancer-charity-event/)

It's Not Them, It's YOU!

Bleeples?! Hope you got caught up on the BBW LA drama last week. It appears now that the drama factor is only gonna grow from here. And guess who's at the center of it all....yep, Jackie Christie....

We left off last week at Laura's charity event for some cause somewhere. Jackie and Draya got all chummy after a rollercoaster ride of drama surrounding Draya's status as a bad mom and Jackie being a Doug-crazed bish! Jackie was explaining to Draya the newest head on her everchanging chopping block....more on that in a minute.

Meanwhile, our resident classy lady Malaysia continued her "Jury" designs for kids. What with her incredible vernacular we'll all be speaking like downright Ivy league grads. She and her designer Jason the Jury guy discussed her candy inspired line and the details of her launch party coming up soon....

Gloria and family prepared for the baptism of her cute little twin boys. Matt, Laura, moms, pops, and the whole crew met up at her parents' house to discuss the details when Laura drops a bomb. She's looking to buy a home in....Orlando?! She says she wants to be closer to her ex for "the kids". She doesn't want to deprive them of a relationship just because hers ended. Isn't that noble?? As she prepares the golden cootchie for display...Anyway, not only were we preparing for those events, Gloria and Matt held a basketball camp for inner city children as well. Gloria shared some special childhood sports moments with the kids. All in all, good clean family fun. SN: Gloria mentioned a date on she and Matt's wedding....December 51st, 5011 (fitty lem). It's gonna be GRAND.

In Draya's world, she had some guests visiting--her mom and son. Did anybody get a load of mom's kisser?? Yeah....um, its safe to say Draya took after dad or the love of Jesus. I love how Draya made sure we know she pays her moms bills along with her own....but your mom keeps your kid. How is your child VISITING you?! She tried to convince them both to move to LA with her because she wants better for them. Er, Draya, better for your mom would be for you to raise your own kid. Just a thought. Anyway, Draya and Jackie met up later to discuss the latest news in the circle circuit. Jackie went on and on about the other ladies and how they think this about Draya, they think that about Draya, blah bler bleh. Finally, somebody said something I've been thinking this entire time. Draya said she didn't completely trust Jackie and wondered why she's always sharing what somebody else said someplace else. SCORE!!!

Draya and Jackie are collaborating as well. Who knew Draya could design bikinis?? Yeah. I know. Anybody can. No wonder she has to listen to self-proclaimed fashionista designer, Jackie. OMG. This chick's taste is horrible. In French, its hoREEbleh. I would sooner take fashion tips from a homeless man before I asked Jackie. Back to your regularly scheduled program...

Draya isn't the only victim of the She Said, She Said with Jackie game. Jackie ran and told anybody she could that Laura was talking ish about them. She roasted Laura every whicha way. Even at Laura's charity event, Jackie gave attitude and went on about how Laura said she looked fat, her hair is ugly, her breath stank....And, yet, I find it hard to find the lie in these statements. Read past posts. I said all this weeks ago. Jackie even confronted Gloria about the things Laura said. Did Jackie really expect Glo to give up her sister? I mean we STILL don't know the truth about the Shaq situation. It'll nevah happen. At Malaysia's launch party for her jury line that I swear I saw at the Claire's Boutique within the last decade, it all went down. Jackie and Imani of course teamed up to shoot down their "friend" Laura. They attempted to drag Malaysia and Draya into it. Neither bit. All this is happening as Glo stands like 5 feet away. Conclusion? These women are worse than high school girls. At least high school girls don't fraternize with the enemy. If they don't like you, they ain't hanging. These basketball bitches make sure to call each other for lunch....

We ended this ep with Jackie promising to take Laura down. I'd love to see it....till next week...

xoxo, Christina Rose

(Photo Source: http://www.30somethingandfab.com/2011/08/la-basketball-wives-attend-charity.html)