What's good, bleeples?! In case you missed the latest episode of RHOA, I'm here to fill you in on all the gory, yes, gory details....We'll begin with Papa Smurf aka Peter, who seems to have a really big chip on his shoulder this season. Cynthia decided that he and her sister, Mal, should discuss the incident at the wedding last season. Mal and their mom tried to withhold the marriage certificate at the ceremony to prevent the marriage from even happening. Watching Peter this season, I can totally see why. Peter is angry, broke, and selfish. Those are not the makings of a successful relationship. However, clearly the marriage did happen, but Peter is still mad. They went back and forth for awhile, but Cynthia came back and broke up the fight after she felt Mal had been abused enough.
It's Kandi's birthday, again. And in true Kandi Koated fashion, the ex-Xscape member is planning a Dirty Thirty party (even though, she's dirty thirty-FIVE). She, Phaedra, and Sheree met up and a nice outside venue to scope out the scene. They compared donkey booties and booked the venue! Phaedra mentioned to Sheree that she'd be bringing a nice surprise for Kandi's birthday present. More on that later...
Meanwhile, in Sheree's world, she is still building on Chateau Sheree. I swear I gotta figure out how to get that HUD hookup cuz Sheree has absolutely no monies. She and Phaedra took a trip to the job site because Sheree had expressed some concerns with her contractor and if he is completing the job in a timely manner. It's great to have a lawyer friend come out and threaten your hired help so conveniently!!
We got to share some time with NeNe. Derek J, NeNe, and Kandi went shoe shopping together. Derek and Kandi even showed up wearing almost exactly the same shoes.....They laughed and discussed style tips, but they also discussed Kim's baby shower. NeNe expressed to Kandi that she isn't surprised that she and Kim aren't really friends anymore. NeNe thinks that Kim was just out for a profit while Kandi was looking for a friend. NeNe also judged the fact that Kim is having a 3rd baby by a different father from her other kids. Wait!!!! Aren't both of NeNe's kids by different men?? She is notorious for judging people even though she is guilty of the same things. Pot meet kettle. Sit down, NeNe!!
We finally made it to Kandi's Dirty Thirty party which definitely did not disappoint. Mama Joyce, Lawrence, Derek J, all the housewives, and a slew of other important people showed up. It was like Europe vs. North America with NeNe ignoring Sheree and Phaedra the whole night, but the ladies had fun anyway. Lawrence showed up looking like Mr. T gone drag and livened up the party. Finally, Phaedra's suprise birthday gift was revealed. And boy was it riDICulous! No, literally. Ridiculous is a popular male exotic dancer who has the extraordinarily weird ability to pleasure himself. He shook and gyrated all over the birthday party, but it wasn't until he placed his johnson in his mouth in front of the crowd that things got crazy. Mama Joyce huffed and puffed all up in through the place and then all the way home. Many of Kandi's guests were disgusted and left including NeNe and Cynthia. Now, Cynthia I get. But again, NeNe is an ex-stripper so why is she spouting off how she can't stand them?? I wouldn't want to see a man do that either and I'm pretty sure that's a manlaw violation to put your own privates in your mouth, but I digress.
Next episode, we get to meet the newest housewife, Marlo, and hear about the drama already a'brewing between her and NeNe. 'Til then.....
xoxo, Christina Rose
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