Last week left me wondering where in the Hades do these girls get the money and/or the balls to do the things they do. If I'm not mistaken, they ALL have their own places...except Catelynn, who even sans baby, STILL has no monies. They all have cars. And, they all have the nerve to whine and cry about being broke. Psst: I heard MTV pays each of them upwards of $250K when they are done taping. Broke my ass. Sophia, Bentley, and Leah should have it made when they turn 18. Maybe they won't be as silly as their parents at that age.
As for this week's episode, I'll break it down like this:
Maci: Frankly, she can be a lil' stupid about men. Last year, she moved away from her entire support system to be with her boyfriend Kyle. He politely broke up with her soon after citing that "it felt lak u wuz n mah back pawket". Guess what?! He came a'runnin back and she accepted him with open arms. Now, she wants to move back home where her family is....but, she wants Special Needs aka Kyle with her. My prediction: Fail! Her family agrees. We all know she's gonna do it. So let's just see if I'm right.
Catelynn: Despite the fact that she and her baby daddy, Tyler, gave up their baby for adoption on 16 and Pregnant, they are still struggling. This week, they are attempting to find a place to live that costs basically nothing but is nice enough not to get robbed every day like Catelynn's current situation. Good luck with that. Meanwhile, Tyler's mom (never a real big Cate fan) hatches up a plan with his big sis to talk him out of it. But of course, this couple may look like the picture of failure, but whose got the MTV clout, money, and TV specials? You tuning in?
Amber: Move over, Obamas!! Here lies the couple of the year: Roseanne and Dan. They are lovingly dysfunctional. It seems the more screwed up her and Gary get, the more MTV airs that "Love is Respect dot org" commercial. Spare me. They don't even deserve a blip this week. *Cue Roseanne Music*
Farrah: Queen El Stupido reigns supreme. Remember last year when she tried selling her car on iTunes? Yah, me too. She listed the car, accepted payment by check, and then wired money to the buyer to ship her car. That worked out really well. At least for the buyer. Anyways, she's a model now--a regular Tyra Banks. Tyra makes her debut as a hair model in Denver. She doesn't play well with the other models though. Not surprised. Her halfbaked attempts at life junctures usually end up this way. The good news is Sophia is still as cute as ever. All Hail this self-absorbed Queen!
We'll see what happens next week!
xoxo, Christina Rose
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