9.21.2011

If It Ain't Broke, Marry It!! (over & over & over...)

What's the biz, Bleeps!! Basketball Wives LA, how do I loathe thee, let me count the ways...These heffas redefine busted, ghetto, & classless each week. Gloria made her once every so often debut, Suzie (of BBW) did too, & Jackie got married....again.

I don't hate Draya like the ladies do. But, I don't necessarily care for her social tactics either. Cali is the land of the shallow, so to invite Malaysia out to see you model in a bikini ain't exactly the right route to getting along. Not to mention, Draya says she used to strip, be in videos, etc...so what was that she was doing in front of the camera but booty shots and video hoe activities? Nevertheless, they seemed to get along pretty well, especially when Malaysia revealed she is a fellow video hoe. Malaysia spilled the beans about Jackie's decision to invite Draya to her wedding.

Imani and Laura got some quality time in. When Laura had her Shaq/Baby Daddy drama, her good friend Imani let her stow away some of her stuff at the house. And what a downgrade it was. She went from a mansion to a two bedroom apartment. They chatted about the perils of being a golddigger, being engaged/married to a rich man, and all the crap they had to put up with as basketball wives/jumpoffs. Cry me a river. We also got to see Imani interact with her kids Spanky and Pup Pup. That whole Color Me Mine scene went....well, boring. The kids hate their dad. No surprise there.
 
 
 
Gloria let us take a glimpse in her world. She's currently coaching a streetball team. I would never have guessed she had any type of sports training. I'm slightly impressed. Her boo, Matt, and Jackie's extra-whipped, very fair skinned hubby came out to help out with the team. Gloria is a tough one.....she cleaned up later when she met with Thuzee. Of course, they went on about how much drama everybody else is....cuz, naturally, neither of them cause anything ever. PS I love that Matt is the best man at Jackie's 999th wedding, but he still aint married Gloria.
 
 
 
Jackie went nuts with her planner getting these nuptuals together. Her mom is still ill so much so that Jackie had to make arrangements for her to be Skyped into her Vegas ceremony....So by now you guys know me, and you know I thought that was ridiculous. You've been married more times that a jailbird beats off and your mama STILL gotta be there...even on her death bed? Whatevs. I mean did anybody else hear her say she'd been married 3 times previously? A white man. A persian man. A homeless man. Really?! The wedding couldn't get into full swing until Jackie's ponytail was tightly pulled to the tippy top of her headdy head. Skype in effect. Black swan wedding gown. Fully beatdown groom. The ceremony was beautimus. Then, the other ladies called attention to the fact that Draya was not in the building. How can this be? Perhaps, Jackie inviting her out of necessity was the reason....oh, but Draya did explain her absence. She went with her girls to do mature, classy stuff (i.e. massages & da club). You know she'll be getting reamed on that later...Til' next time...
 
 
 
xoxo, Christina Rose
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