What up, Blovelies! This week's Basketball Wives LA definitely delivered...if you ordered a bag of foolery with extra stupidity! Jackie C. is continuing to plan her wedding, Imani is still judgemental, and Gloria is MIA (as usual). The episode concluded the BET party Draya hosted (why? we don't know). Draya tried to interact with the other classy chicks by showing them what she's like in her element. She bounced her ass in everybody's face, got smashed, and begged to give Malaysia a personal Ob/Gyn checkup. Needless to say, after hearing all the commentary on how Draya ain't lost her stripper ways, the party didn't end well.
As Jackie works with a wedding planner to plan her 16th wedding to her hubby, Doug, the other ladies, Malaysia, Laura, Imani, & Draya plan a bachelorette celebration for her. What I'm not understanding, is how in the world you can get married umpteen times and people are STILL celebrating?! Ok, ok...celebrate your anniversary and maybe every few years (say 10,20, so on) get married again. But, every year? And since I'm your friend, I have to buy you a bachelorette gift every year? Fail. Some things are just overkill, such as: Jackie's ponytail, her airplane wedding, Malaysia's twat (which Draya died to see), and so forth.
Anyhow, there was a serious moment during the show in which Jackie and her bucktoof sister were talking with their ailing mother. Her mom is suffering from cancer which they believe is on its way to being terminal, if not already. Jackie expressed that there is a possibility her mom won't make it to Wedding 16, but that she is really hoping mom will because she's the maid of honor. PAUSE. Was I the only one who laughed at that?? Not at her mom's illness, but who (sick or dying) makes their 90 year old mama their maid of honor?? Its just so....laughable. Alright, I'm going to hell.
We spent the rest of the episode at the bachelorette party of the year! In true BBWLA fashion, bustedness was alive and well. 1st of all, where in thee hell did they get that greasy stripper? His back was covered in craters or as Draya put it backne. SN: Imani thought that was hilarious. So, I guess she likes Draya now? *kanye shrug* Regardless, stripper man who climbed out of every uniform including police and firefighter did make that mon-ay. That gives hope to all you greasy, pimply meat heads out there. Then, the piece de resistance, a FEMALE stripper. What I didn't understand was, they hired this lady who WERKED if you ask me, and then they dogged her out in the confessionals for taking her clothes off. Um, she IS a stripper, right? Thus, she did her job. These ladies are never satisfied....
Next week, we get to find out the details of Jackie's 3 previous marriages (prior to Doug). That should be interesting considering she'd like us all to believe she must've gotten married at 12 to have done it so many times and still be young. Til next time...
xoxo, Christina Rose
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