Goldilocks, Please Hide Your Stripper Tendencies From Those Grizzlies...Oops, Women!

Well, "Basketball Wives LA" continues with its usual fuckery. I mean, Draya not showing up to Jackie's wedding was that big of a deal? Jackie was just dissing her bachelorette party gift last week! While I'm mentioning Jackie, let me just say that I'm over her and Doug acting like newlyweds. No one is going to celebrate them every year. I'd like to ask Jackie if she even sends presents to her friends on their anniversaries! I doubt it. So, if you don't send other people any congrats or presents, what kind of person are you? A NARCISSIST!!

Jackie brought her self-centered personality to light fully by taking Draya's "invitation rejection" personally. Her not coming to that wedding does not reveal anything about her as a person! If anything, it proves she's the only one with brain cells! All of those women hate her because she's young and pretty, so why would she want to throw herself at the mercy of these linebacker-looking, ratched women??! But Draya has to stop giving these women ammo. Even I was cracking jokes about how comfortable she was on that pole. If you want people to move past your stripper past, you have to avoid poles!! She was so excited to see that pole that I thought someone with money was next to it! LOL! I'll call that a flashback! : D

And Imani!!!! It did not just hit her that she didn't have a man that night. AND WHERE THE FUCK DID HER HISPANIC ACCENT COME FROM?! She truly pulled that out of her ass! Maybe it's to get more camera time. Hell, if it works for Sofia Vegara, then I guess Imani tried it out....and FAILED AT IT! Imani is irrelevant and holier-than-thou. I see no reason as to why she finds it necessary to impose her presence on our TV screens.

Malaysia, OMG....I'm sure the actual country that's your MIDDLE NAME'S namesake hates your guts! This delusional, ignorant heffa actually thinks someone will pay hundreds to thousands of dollars for her ghetto kids jewelry line pieces! No, ma'am!!!! Oh, and we know she didn't go to college because any words that end in "le" just fuck her brain all the way up! Comfortable=ComfortaBOWL, Beautiful=BeautiFOWL.

Lastly, Gloria, Matt is cheating on you and wants to lock you in a basement so he can keep you ignorant and friendless. What man tells their woman they have to pay them back with their body?! Umm...a pimp. Since Matt lacks a fur coat and cane, I'll just call him an 3rd rate NBA, TALENTLESS, asshole. Matt, pay Gloria with an MVP trophy. Don't worry, we'll wait!

Laura, keep seeing that therapist because you can't say stuff like "white is right" just because your Black ex left your ass! As NeNe Leakes so eloquently told Kim Zolciak, "Close your legs to married men!!!" That might solve your problem!

Well, that's all I can muster up concerning these wenches. Next week, Christina will be back to take over this show! I will see you guys on Sunday for "Real Housewives of New Jersey"! It's gonna be Juicy, youse guys! LOL!

Lexi

P.S. Where the hell is Kimsha Artest?! I guess she's fighting crime with her husband "Worldpeace".

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