Smack Attack!

Hey Bloves! I'm checking in here before tomorrow's new episode of BBW. There is no shortage of things to talk about. So, here we go...

Evelyn is grasping at straws this season for friends if you ask me. First, there's Noe, whom she had a nice convo with about closing her high-end shoe store and strictly selling online. Here's what. Um, does Noe work there? Also, everybody knows the economy is looking like whodunit and why so how come Ms. Thing is trying to convince us that she's closing her store because she don't have time? Yeah, no, you ain't got money boo boo. You would think those Ochosinkhole checks would pay for her little hobby, right? Not. He ain't working. PS don't you love how she is trying to say she ain't got time for kids either. I mean, just last year, she and Ocho were at the doctor's office filling cups with semen for the boy twin set she always dreamed of (remember Pepe and Esteban?) . Second, now her assistant is her buddy too. In fact, there such close friends that this girl (whose name escapes me) is mad as hell at Jen too. Call me crazy, but sometimes employees should remain such. Whatever, more on that later.

Tami shares even more personal information about herself. I don't mean to be insensitive, but how many times do we have to hear these childhood hardship stories from her? She don't seem to care about that stuff when she fighting bitches. That's all I'm saying. Now, her mom has to catch the "you did me wrong" speech from Tami. And, scene.

Royce is in love....again. This girl falls in love about as quickly as that old lady in the "I've fallen but I can't get up" commercials. She has the attention span of a gnat. I swear. Who is this dude anyway? That's probably why Royce's dad ain't trying to hear it anymore. I'd be over it too. This time she's talking to some professional athlete and talking marriage. Oh, wait. That already happened. I think it ended with a kid and a court order not to even breathe dude's name. Anyway, Royce is a one-trick pony. Everybody around the world knows her persuasive skills. #1 = give it up. #2 = dress up in lingerie, rinse, and repeat. Next week, she'll be dating Kim K.'s ex.

The ladies attended an event at the racetrack in Miami. It was going well until Tami got the mess started. Tami confronted Jen on sending each of the women correspondence stating that no one is to get "out of pocket" with her unless they want to face a lawsuit. Then, Ev's assistant chimed in. She confronted Jen on being friends with her and suddenly stopping after she and Evelyn were no longer acquainted. Words were exchanged until the girl asked Jen if she needed to be smacked in the head. Jen said "I wish you would" and the next thing you know "SMACK" was seen and most definitely heard.

On the next episode, we will see Ev attempt to insert herself in the fight foolishly scooting across the table in a cocktail dress and barefoot. Classy. Can't wait! 'Til then....

xoxo, Christina Rose
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Let's all go to NEVERland...

Hey there, bleeps and bleepettes! It's been a long time coming, but here goes on this season of RHOA and the reunion show thus far.

It's official. NeNe Leakes is queen of the world....at least in her own head. This woman is consumed with self and mad at anybody that ain't her achieving anything. From the looks on her face to crossing her eyes on cue, anything Andy Cohen says to congratulate the other ladies on their ventures gets a response. Her best moment for me this season?? Dubbing Chateau Sheree as neverland....could NOT be more appropriate.

Sheree has been acting up and creating fake drama all season. First, she recruited Phaedra to help with her legal matters just to end up calling her a bad lawyer. Bob still ain't paying this heffa child support. By the looks of things, he won't be. Ah well!! Chateau Sheree never got off the ground. I mean that's all it is is GROUND!!! She claims the construction team misappropriated funds, but my guess is there were no funds to appropriate at all. Then, she tried throwing Kandi under the bus with the Africa trip by reporting back to Kim that Kandi called her a racist. That went extremely well. It ended with Kim and Kandi still being friends and Sheree looking the same stupid she always looks. Finally, she talked her oldest (and recently claimed) daughter right out of an engagement ring. I predict that being the final straw in Bravo's back and why Andy Cohen gave ol' girl the boot. At least if her daughter was getting married, she'd have a leg to stand on. Enough's enough. RIP to She by SherFAIL. *SN: did you hear she wrote a letter claiming she quit?? what a riot.*

Kandi is on fire this season. She's worked with Jo Dee Messina, created her own sex toy line, and obtained her own Bravo! show called the Kandi Factory. I'm not really feeling her show, but she seems to be getting a positive vibe from other viewers. She's been telling it like it is all season. I loved her telling Sheree off and getting Marlo together as well. Marlo is not an official housewife, and, thus, does not get her own paragraph, but I love how she walked right in and thought she'd fool us all into thinking she's hot stuff and NOT an escort. Bish boo bye!!!

Phaedra has proven herself to be a little more than I thought. So, I hate her less this season. She ain't all the way screwed too tight, but she's alright. Yep, I said it. I don't get the over the top christenings and such, but she's a smart cookie and doesn't entertain these women's antics. I love it.

Kim gets nothing. She's a money chasing, non-singing, hating ass, lying heffa. She is leasing, autotuning, staying pregnant, and sitting on Big Papa's furnishings. Straight UP!

The final installment of the reunion is this Sunday so tune in. Feel free to chime in. Until then....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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16 & Stupid, 19 & Arrested, 20 & Knocked Up Again!

Hey, R4R world!! Here's an update on everybody's favorite 16 & Pregs tragedy couple. A few months back our Christina reported that Ebony & Josh Render ran into a few legal problems and had their daughter taken from them. Apparently, they've ironed out their issues long enough to get knocked up again. We here at R4R love sharing stories like this with you guys. It's our way of giving back to the community. Kids, please stay in school and don't let this be your life. Look at 'em. Enough said. [Enter inspirational Joel Osteen comments here] For more on this constant struggle of a couple, click here  http://specials.msn.com/a-list/entertainment/16-and-pregnant-expecting-again-psp .

Later.
R4R

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Finally, Somebody Hurls A Bottle!!

Hi, Bleeps! Last week's Basketball Wives pulled another one of their crazy fights that keep us tuning in week to week. The victim? Kenya. She begged for it and finally got it. Her adversary? Who else, Evelyn?! Let's not waste anymore time...

The previous week's episode we saw Kesha divulge to the ladies that while she might be having problems with Tami at least she didn't call Evelyn loose like Miss Kenya did. Now, usually, I am never supportive of people dragging someone else in just because he or she is in the hot seat. But, I don't like Kenya so I'll allow it. Evelyn tried to play the news like it didn't really matter to her. Clearly it did. It's all we talked about the rest of the show. Back to that in a minute...

Kesha apparently ain't no fool. So, she enlisted the services of some new girl who was at the alleged meeting to corroborate her "hoe" story. The young lady did just that and insisted that Kenya had lots to say about all the ladies.

Jennifer is making her independence from all these ladies known. She still hangs out with Suzie, Royce, Tami, and Kesha on occasion but really she's a one woman show now. I have to admit. I like it. I didn't like her lap dog act with Evelyn. She seemed like such a yes girl. I'm still taking bets on her lip gloss line though.

There was a sweet moment on the show. One of Shaunie's very large children had a birthday. Ms. Lady flexed that celebrity to get her baby girl a chance to meet Mindless Behavior. They are like the new Backstreet Boys/Immature of this millenium. Little (or Not so Little) MiMi cried and cried upon meeting her crushes. It was cute. Too bad Shaunie is a messy ass bitch.

Ultimately, the Kenya vs. Ev fight came to a head. The ladies (headed up by Shaunie) set Kenya up for a meeting in a room full of bottles. Evelyn jumped right into it having Kesha's friend explain what was said and by whom. Ev then threatened Kenya insisting that all Kenya needs to do is admit she said it. Kenya tripped over herself most of the time and swore that she did not recall saying Evelyn was "loose". This sent Evelyn over the edge and she picked up one of those strategically placed bottles and put it right to Kenya's dome....or at least tried.

Tonight is the continuation of this foolishness. I'll be in attendance, but I ain't feeling all the way so if this epp ain't thee most entertaining ever, I wouldn't hold my breath for an update. Chime in.

'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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It's Almost Over...

Hey Bloves! This season of RHOA is about to wrap up. And what a season it has been?! Or not. Was it me or was Atlanta a snooze? Other than Africa and Ri-DICK-ulous....I can't think of any one moment that was epic or made me sad that the season is over...Alas, let's discuss last week's epp shall we?

NeNe's gone hollywood. No surprise there. She's been showing up all over the tube from BET's The Game to Fox's Glee. Congratulations to her on that. However, I must address the comment she made regarding obtaining an Oscar. The day NeNe Leakes gets an Oscar is the day I stop respecting the Academy. Just sayin'. PS was it me or did that scene with Steve Harvey, his wife, and Keshia Knight-Pulliam seem a leetle staged? Ok. It was me I guess. Ms. NeNe is mulling over the idea of moving her son, Brent, to LA with her to pursue acting. I say leave that boy with his daddy. She'll be back soon enough.

Kandi isn't up to much. She's up to her usual with the sex toys. Her "Bedroom Kandi" line is well underway. Her signature "Happiness & Joy" and "Clit-stick" look to be winners...at least for Kandi....on to the next.

Phaedra was being her normal "funeral obsessed" self. She, Willie Watkins, and friends have become quite close. She completed one of her last training tasks on the show in which she assisted a grieving family with the final preparations for their home-going service. Good thing it was a mock family. Phaedra went a little overboard helping them choose caskets like people shop for cars. She invited the entire crew to her, I mean, Willie's event to make a special announcement. I don't think anyone was surprised or delighted to hear that she and Willie are going into business.

Kim and Cynthia's little lunch was cute. Not. I don't feel they resolved anything. They spent the entire time being nice nasty to one another and agreed to be fake from now on. Problem solved. In other news, Kim finally displayed the 10-carat rock her jock boo, Kroy, purchased her. To top that off she snuck out in the middle of Phaedra's boring funeral event to request Sheree as a bridesmaid for her wedding. Perhaps I lack political correctness, but, um, after a certain age the title "bridesmaid" should not be one you take on. Whatever Sheree's age, she qualifies. She should be a guest and that's all. Besides, Kim is almost too old to have any bridesmaids at all. Alright, I'll stop now.

Looks like the finale is going to finish out this lackluster season with a even more boring end. But, there is a bright side. As my cohort, Lexi, mentioned earlier, word is Sheree Whitfield has been let go from the RHOA family. That's a win for the streets considering "snitches get stitches" and all. Sheree's story has been flatlining for a while now. I mean, first, She by Sheree fizzled. Then, Chateau Sheree never got off the ground. Bob beat her and a trained lawyer at the money game, and her son sleeps on an air mattress. That is the furthest from the affluent life Andy Cohen means to exploit on these "housewives" shows. Oh well. RIP to Sheree's last paycheck.

Tune in tonight for the finale. I will. 'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Sheree Whitfield Fired from RHOA?

There's a rumor circulating that Sheree Whitfield was fired from "Real Housewives of Atlanta" yesterday. A friend told me that Wendy Williams was the one to break the news. Supposedly, Sheree cried and begged for her job while saying she needs the money. We at RFR are not shocked that she got fired nor at the fact that she needs money. Don't worry, Sheree! Just sell a Birkin, or two, or five....you're already practically homeless, so there's nowhere to go but up! LOL! Hopefully, if we're lucky, Kim will be on the chopping block next!

We'll definitely keep you guys posted as we hear more information!

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R4R Update: Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Drops Acid

Hey bleeples! I know you're waiting on BBW and RHOA updates! They're coming. Until then, I dropped in to share the latest on the Teen Mom 2 broads. Jenelle is up to her usual. She's trying to find new and interesting ways to go to jail. Her newest tryst?? Dropping Acid....or in formal terms LSD. This girl should be Hot Mess of the Year....and it's just April. Alas.....if you want more, click the link. http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/jenelle-evans-dropping-acid-she-does-it-a-lot-she-fell-in-love-with-it-claims-pal-1674912.story?ocid=answw11

'Til next time....

xoxo, Christina Rose