Hookah and Wine....Not always a good time!

This episode of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" was full of d-r-a-m-a that really shed some light on the Gorga/Giudice family feud. In my opinion, it seems like Joe Giudice is just an asshole (are you shocked??), and Teresa's brother is a career victim (again, are you shocked??). I can't believe Joe Gorga went to his sister's book signing just to tell her to control her husband! Then, he made it look good, too, by buying ten of her books! WTF!! Don't look like a groupie. She's your sister! Joe Giudice is right in saying that her brother is probably doing this because he wants to look good. Oh, and Joe Gorga said, "Look good for who?" Yeah, he said that into the camera. Yeah, as if we aren't watching him. Yeah, like we're also dumb. In other words, WE got played! LOL!

The other events of this episode are irrelevant. Ashley got her act together with Lauren's makeup t-shirts. Teresa showed how materialistic she truly is when she snubbed her nose at Jacqueline's $55 dress. Honestly, I wanted to slap Teresa for that! I commend Jacqueline for being frugal with her money! Teresa, take out a pen and pad because living like Jacqueline is the only way you can rebound from your situation. Just a tip! And did anyone catch how Joe revealed that he once dumped Teresa but took her back because he's a "nice guy"? HAHAHAHAHA! For the life of me, I don't know what she sees in that man!

There are two things I would like to address though: the inauthentic nature of the cast members' "businesses" and the statements they make that are too stupid and revealing to be real. First, we see Chris has a new PR business of some sort, and Albie and Chris Manzo are his employees. One problem: that shit looks like a front! LMFAO! It's a room in a family member's former home, and there is a "Microsoft Word-made" sign posted on the back wall. Do I think this business is suspicious? YES!! If I wanted to fake having a business, I think the first think I would do is make it look legit for the cameras. THE MANZO FAMILY JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! Second, when Joe Gorga was telling Melissa about the text messages he received from Joe Giudice (which demanded that he not go to Teresa's book signing just to make himself look good), Melissa said Giudice believes "the working man is a sucker." Is that a line from the movie "A Bronx Tale"? YES!!! Do I believe Melissa was trying to make a statement about how Joe Giudice makes his money? DEFINITELY!!! It's funny how that information came from the wife of the man who treated Albert Manzo like Don Corleone when he came to his home! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

THESE CAST MEMBERS ARE HILARIOUS!!!

By the way, loved seeing Rosie at Richie's party and finding out how those idiots think hookah is weed. LOL!

I'm also taking bets on how many gallons of wine Joe Giudice drinks a day!! He cracked a tooth this episode, so it's all downhill from here...in reality TV world and for us, that just means it's more to talk about! LOL!

See you Sunday, fellow TV junkies!! : )

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Basketball Wives Reunion Mayhem

First things first, Bleeps! Tami came out swinging the whole time on our favorite show since Jerry Springer, Basketball Wives!

Everybody was present and accounted for...including our resident grease monkey, Meeka. Host John Salle wasted no time getting into the juicy details of this season. Meeka's mouth has been getting her into trouble the whole season, so I don't know why any of us expected less. He asked her about why she took the whole "choosing sides" strategy to get into the elusive "circle". She went on about how she didn't do that at all. They run clip after clip of her greasiness saying she was going to have to choose sides soon, that she hated Royce, and that she pops bottles day and night. Puh!! Is she serious? This chick is more lost than she will ever know. I hope she never gets stuck in a desert. Meeka, Code Name: Deep Fried. That's all I got to say.

Someone on one of my social media sites described Shaunie as rocking the "Rubix Cube" look. iDIED. That is exactly what Lil' Miss 5 Kids looked like. I didn't like her last season. I like even less this one. She made sure to make all the other ladies look like ghetto, drink wielding wenches while she looked like Mother Theresa. If she didn't want us to think that, she should have included at least one negative scene with her in it, but we ain't get that...cuz Shaunie is transparent. Moving on...

Suzie was established as the fraud she is....peacemaker? Fail. Secret Keeper? Double Fail. Talker without Spitting?? Fail. She tried to explain to us all that she runs and tells everything because she's trying to keep the peace. Tell that to Meeka who is still nursing that left hook Tami clipped her with.

Tami went all the way in on who else?? Speedy Claxton (Meeka's lesser known hubby) took a few hits after Tami outed him for being lucky and getting traded to a championship team. "Even the Injured/Reserve players get a ring?!" Gloves were off at this point. Tami and Meeka went on forever about what they hate about one another. In the end, Tami threatened to leave the show if Meeka signs on again. My guess is Meeka will do it just because Tami said that. She is scared of her point blank.

Evelyn explained to us for an hour why she got so mad at Chad for having lunch with that female. She mumbled on about him being too friendly. Spoiler Alert: According to some of the other blogs, they ain't even together. What a fail?! Ev is and forever will be a pseudowife and a gold sniffer.

Jen is still mad at Royce for no reason. They touched on that and barely glazed over the splash felt 'round the world. I don't know about you guys, but I felt robbed. If she is going to be on this show, I think she should be made to talk about the awkward and embarrassing moments like that one. Mr. Ed got a direct hit and it didn't get nearly the recognition it deserved. Tami called it a "bitch move". I agree with that, but "bitch move" or not it WAS funny. Fuh. NEE. PS RIP Jen and Down Low Will's relationship. Live in the sky!

This season ended appropriately, fights and insults galore! I'm looking forward to the even more ghetto of the Basketball Wives LA. Til then...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Excuse Me, I'm Tawkin' To You!

Hi Bleepers, it's time once again to discuss the tragedy that is The Real Housewives of New Jersey! Don't get me wrong, I heart the show, but I hate the Ashleys, Kathys, and Melissas of the world....Let's dive in, shall we?!

Last week's episode left off with Ashley and Jacqueline arguing about the usual--Ashley's sorryassness. I've never seen someone so lazy act so professional at it. She really does make a career out of doing nothing and whining about it. Apparently, Ashley got the bright idea to move to LA for school, get her own house, and live it up. There are only 3 problems with this plan. Numero Uno? Don't you have to apply to school to move away and go to school?? Numero Dos? She ain't got no monies...yes, monies. Thus, purchasing a home is a no. Numero Tres? To live you must do something else besides breathe. I predict a failure in her midst, but what the hell do I know, right?! Then, she takes it a step further and lightweight calls her mama a dummy for getting married and having a baby young. Um, Ashley, you were the baby, so are you saying you'd rather not exist?? Whatever. Jacqueline swears she's tired of Ashley's disrespect and bullies her hubby into kicking Ashley out of the house. Score 1 for Jackie!! Finally, she does what is needed. I just wish she had've thrown a punch in there somewhere and it would've been perfect. Alas...Last but not least, Ashley went a'cryin to Lauren (Carolyn's no nonsense daughter) about her mom. But, if you remember correctly, Lauren has a makeup store opening soon and asked Ashley to design the t-shirt logo/design. Think she did it? You'd be right...she didn't. Lauren politely told Ashley if she can't get this design done in the week she has left, that her services would no longer be needed. She also told her that if she weren't her cousin, she'd have been fired weeks ago. Ugh...

Kathy and the Wakile clan are up to their usual...cooking food and making people eat it. She decided to throw a Middle Eastern dinner party to try out some of her catering skills on friends and family. All the ladies were invited including Teresa. But before the party started, Melissa came in running her mouth. From now on her name will be "RunTelDat" because that's exactly what she is always doing where Teresa is concerned. I can see clearly why Teresa doesn't care for her. No trust. Anyway, Melissa made sure to let Kathy know that Teresa called her hubby, Rich, a weirdo and said he might be obsessed with her. Kathy didn't take it as hard as I expected....likely because she agrees...Luckily, Melissa running her mouth didn't stop the party. Caroline, Jackie, Tre, Meliss, and Kathy ate and laughed...until Kathy pulled out the "goddess" bracelets she had for everyone. Of course, rather than just accept the gift for what it is Teresa chose to take offense the the goddess-like quality Kathy gave her. The quality was that no matter how tough times get Teresa can always put on a smile. Kathy was likely referring to Tre's money problems...more on that later. This sent Tre over the edge and got her, Meliss, and Kathy in a bit of an argument. Kathy prepared for that though...enter the belly dancers. Kathy is a character. This is the most I've ever really cared about her other than her entertaining sister, Rosie. I need more Rosie....

Now, back to Tre's money issues...we found out some intimate details on the Guidice money woes. Apparently Joe's business partner was suing both Joe and Teresa respectively. He thought he was owed by them both! I love that. A deal had taken place in which this biz partner was not present but Joe decided he would be ok with. The deal involved about $260,ooo worth suing over. Joe admitted in open court that he signed the partner's name even though he was not present. During the show commentary, Joe and Teresa were complaining about how you can't be truthful nowadays because you'll get into trouble. Uh, when you're honest about doing something illegal you will...DUH! I mean really, did they learn nothing from Casey Anthony or Bill Clinton? Never tell the truth LOL! The suit against Tre was dropped because legally she really didn't have anything to do with Joe's stupidity. But, Joe was found culpable for the money. As for their personal property? It was settled in a private sale....the buyer? Teresa Guidice. She paid the money for the suit and bought all their stuff back. Bravo must pay very, very well. Sign me up...

Next week, we can expect more family foolery and sorry Ashley sightings... Til then....

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Special Update: When Being a Housewife Ain't So Great

Bad News, Bleeps! Taylor Armstrong of RHOBH fame has lost her husband to what appears to be suicide. They had been exhibiting problems in the past with their marriage that definitely resonated on the show. At the earlier part of this year, she even announced she would be pursuing a divorce. Here's what Access Hollywood had to say:

Russell Armstrong, the estranged spouse of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Taylor Armstrong, was found dead on Monday night at the age of 47, a spokesperson for the Los Angeles County Coroner's Office confirmed to Access Hollywood.
The Los Angeles City Fire Department pronounced Russell dead at 8:16 PM on Monday, the spokesperson told Access.

See more at http://tv.yahoo.com/news/russell-armstrong-estranged-spouse-real-housewives-star-taylor-155037841.html?nc

Prayers go out to her, her family, and the Bravo family...Later.

xoxo, Christina Rose

See A Bish, Splash a Bish!

Hi my lovely bleeples! I know I've been MIA...somehow I found time to do something other than my usual gossiping and roasting of all things reality! I'm way late with the Basketball Wives finale, but you guys love me and prolly won't mind hearing my late but still valid opinion on the matter.

Jen was the star this episode what with her divorce party and all. That said, I'll come back to her. Evelyn and the gang didn't have much goin on. Although, there was a little blip in there where there was actually some trouble in paradise. Evelyn just happened to be driving the strip when she discovered that her boo, Ochocinco, having lunch with a female. Quick! Somebody call 911. This is an emergency. Another golddigging heifer is on the prowl looking to murk (yes, murk) a relationship. Like a true baller hunter, Evelyn waited until he got home to spring him with the news that he's been caught! They fight and argue about him consorting with those types despite Evelyn's eery similarity to them. By the time it was all over though, he was back to begging for the cootch, and she was back to giving it. Moving on...

Still no Meeka in sight...I guess she slid her greasy arse back to the Congo. Good riddance!

As if we cared, Shaunie and her manager are shown in an all to glowy light attempting to expand her brand once again! So, I'm the only one who notices that Shaunie never gets any negative playing time on the show?? Oh ok. Anyway, now the former Mrs. O'Neal is attempting to design shoes....wait, didn't she do that last year? *cue the fail music* She got the gig this time and of course she and her wormy manager were "elated". Girl, bye.

Back to Jen, She and Big Mouf Suzie went cake shopping for the divorce party. When I say they went, I mean they had a full on cake tasting and everything. They designed the cake in wedding style fashion but with the bride dressed in all black and holding the groom's bloody head. Classy!

Meanwhile, Jen still isn't technically divorced. I just thought I'd point that out. I know you guys are smarter than that, but for good measure. Mr. Ed makes several appearances throughout complaining one minute of Jen dragging this thing out and begging the next minute for her to please, PLEASE come back! Ya never know with him. Jen spent her very well planned out divorce party bashing her husband, slobbering all over that gay guy Al hooked her up with, and beating her husband's paper balls to a pulp. Alas, I think Mr. Ed got the last laugh. During their little meeting to discuss matters, they ended up in a heated match on which one of them is worse...Jen threw food at him...he splashed her directly in the face with her own martini! What a mess?! Poor Jen got exactly what her dumb ass deserved. It might just be me, but looked like her eyes were burning a bit too...Just sayin...

Haven't caught the reunion yet, so why don't you guys enlighten me on what happened?? Til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Can we just get to the vacation from the brats?!

Let me just tell you what this episode's theme was in my opinion: "All of the children on this show are FUCKED up!"

NORMALLY, I wouldn't talk about people's children in that way, but really, I can't help it when it comes to these Jersey screw-ups! First, nobody seems to want to do anything sensible! Albie did try, I give him that. But Christopher, Lauren, and Ashley are lost causes. They aren't in school, they're doing everything on their parents' bills (C'mon! You know the Manzo family paid for Lauren to get that "beauty bar" spot in that salon!), and they have no concept of time!! Albie, you're cute. Why does ALEXA RAE JOEL of all people intimidate you?? Keep that up, and you'll be gorgeous and single forever! Throw some swag to the world!! Chris, either you do comedy or sit down. You can't make it in life with whatever it is you call yourself doing. I don't care how much Bravo is paying you to showcase your life. Lauren, you're fat. Your dad was too, but he supposedly got his stomach sewn seven different ways! DO THE SAME! Ashley, just get off your ass a little bit! You're such a dumbass you don't even realize that if you went to college, you would have the best of both words because you'd get to party and look productive since you're in school! What is wrong with their thought processes??? The irony is all the Manzo children make fun of Ashley as if they have things completely figured out. They only appear to because they don't have two separate families like Ashley does. If Caroline and Albert were to get divorced tomorrow, I'm sure Caroline would be crying about more things that make her children sad. Blah, blah, blah!

Also, Teresa's children need medication. Milania is out of control!! I blame all of those shopping sprees she was taking them on but now can't. I know she has to be aware of the fact that these kids know something has changed. Milania's worse now because she can't go in stores and get everything she wants! Let Teresa live in denial, it's not my choice place of residence.

Melissa! She is a child herself. I have a feeling she REALLY sees Joe as her father! This bitch needs Prozac ASAP! Every time Joe does something for her, she jumps up and giggles like she's 8. It's starting to look sick. That recording session was also a hot mess. She can't sing!!! I'm convinced these producers just won't tell her that because they wanted the air time. Then, to see all the other cast members tweeting the iTunes link to Melissa's song during the show was pretty sick. We get it. You're all a "family." But shit is shit! And....guess what...THAT'S SHIT!! Melissa's sister should have asked that medium if there were any platinum plaques in her future. I'm sure the dead would have laughed at that. Plus, I'm not sure what they heard was "Ant" from that "spirit." I think they really heard "ain't", as in "Ain't nobody going to buy that shiteous song!"

By the way, does Melissa ever cry real tears? She's touching her eyes, but it doesn't look like there's anything there. I'm over her. For season 4, I hope Teresa just takes her whole family to Dr. Phil and calls it a day. I want Melissa and Kathy to be replaced! I'm tired of Teresa's over-the-top family....AND ALL THOSE DAMN MEN NAMED JOE!!!

Kathy needs to also let go of this "all these men want my daughter" attitude. One drunk guy at a party hit on her. If you're that worried, make her get rid of some of the extensions and air-brushed makeup she has on. Just a thought. I never have too much to say about Kathy because I think she just wants to be on this show so badly that she's willing to create drama and scenarios to stay relevant.

Finally, the intervention with Ashley. Ashley's biological father seems like a level-headed guy. He is just as confused as I am about how Ashley is planning to go to California and demand a job in a recession, which is harder for her because she has no degree or serious skills in anything. I'm happy Chris finally spoke up and told her that he's tired of her digging in his wallet but not trying to be the best person she can be! Best moment of the show, in my opinion! I feel sorry for Jacqueline, though. She is a good mom. She probably coddled Ashley so much because she didn't want her child to have to work as hard as she did. I understand that. I just hope Ashley starts to!

Until Sunday, Jersey addicts!

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Marilyn, I'm sure that wasn't the close-up you pictured!

So, this episode revealed that Ashley has gone from brat to Leonardo Da Vinci. Can this show get any more ridiculous?? After three seasons of making her seem like a bum, she's redeemed last night as talented with no direction. I don't buy it. Ashley, if you wanna draw Marilyn Monroe, at least use her as an example: WORK!!!!!!

Next, Teresa and Melissa's disaster of a playdate. OMG! Watching them try to talk to one another like there is no tension=painful! All of these insults were being thrown and laughed off! I mean, what are they, family members or high school girls who don't like the fact that they're in the same clique?? Oh, and I love how Teresa denied Melissa a place for her recipes in her new book! Ha! She really tried to make Teresa look mean for that, too! If Teresa had asked to use that studio to make an audiobook, I'm sure Melissa would have had the same reaction. They both need to grow up. And Melissa, "pork dish" can mean anything. Please tell us if it's pork tenderloin, pork chops, etc. Oh, and Teresa, please refrain from making mean jokes about the brother you claim to want a better relationship with. There's no need for that. Like I said, both of these women need to grow up, and last night proved that they are BOTH at fault!

OOOOH!!! And Teresa and Kathy with no makeup made me think it was Halloween in Jersey again! GEEZ! They look 72 without a full face of makeup! No wonder they hire professionals because there's no way they could manage to do their own makeup. They couldn't even take care of their skin for the 40+ years they've had it! LOL

Two big lies this episode: Melissa doesn't wear a lot of makeup and Rich is funny. Melissa, what the hell is wrong with you? You honestly think we believe that Teresa threatened to show pictures of you with less makeup?? What harm would come from that? That's just your way of trying to make it seem as if she is after you in every way possible. I personally think you should let her show them. People like me would probably tell you to go back to that look and save your skin the 30 years of age you're adding to it with that makeup mask you wear!

And Rich is crazy! Why did he have to use so much profanity at that party? Is that necessary? And is it really appropriate to be drunk like that in front of your children?? He's just as extra as his wife. NEXT!!

Oh, and Lauren, get over your body issues! Your family has enough money to have you bypassed and liposuctioned 10 times if you wanted that. Get some real problems! I mean, they got you a spot in that salon, right? Oh, I forgot. We're supposed to believe the Manzo family actually works. Forgive me. LOL

That New Years party was a hot mess! I mean, Kathy, who brings a baked goods gift basket to a New Years party?? NO ONE! And Joe, you're flashing your "bank roll" and saying you have 10 dollars?? Stop it. Ten dollars is probably ALL you have at this point. Go ask Teresa for a 20 because we know she's where the bread is really coming from!

Also, there was no Rosie sighting this week. However, I think Caroline tried to channel Rosie via that butch, 50s "slickback" hairstyle she wore to the New Years party! : D

Can't wait for next week!!

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Same Ol' Sh**, Just a Different Year!

Hey Bleeps! Jesus' birthday is finally over, but New Year's Eve is still in effect! This week, no holiday is safe from the Jersey foolishness!

We started out this episode with a play date with the Guidice kids at the Gorgas' house. In true Teresa fashion, they were 3 hours late. I wouldn't even invite her to anything. She doesn't respect other people's time. It's hard to be TeamTre when she does rude things like this. Milania stole the show all over the place. First, she tossed her clothes everywhere and gave Teresa hell. Then, we found out from little Gino that Milania chokes him out regularly on their play dates. That kid is BAD!! She's cute. But, she's bad. Teresa calls it the "Horrible Fours". You made that up boo. The only 4 year olds I know that horrible is yours. She needs an old-fashioned butt whooping--Krispy Kreme style--best served HOT and fresh. Melissa tried to be cordial with Teresa as the kids played. By that, I mean talk nice to her, then hit her with a request to be in her next cookbook. Teresa's response: "Everybody knows that bish don't cook!" Talmbout she makes a good pork dish. Sweetheart, we don't wanna hear about your trysts with Joey Gorga. Ick. Melissa tried to bring up the Kathy thing again. That didn't go well. Teresa turns herself off to stuff and refuses to listen to anything about it. I don't really care for Melissa or her studio for her horrible voice, but I do appreciate her trying with the stubborn ass that is Teresa. SN: the Ursula comment slayed me....nobody wants to box your voice boo love!

Meanwhile, at the Laurita house, Jacqueline tries to recruit people to help her wrangle her monstrous daughter. Her dad tried to go have a chat with Ashley and talk about her interests in art....wait, Ashley has interests?? Who knew. Although, I don't forsee that going well just because Ashley never commits to anything. Artists are usually committed to their craft. The only thing this chick does regularly is fail. Later in the show, we see Lauren (Caroline's daughter) preparing for her makeup store opening. She enlisted Ashley's artistic expertise to design a company t-shirt/logo. Needless to say, Ashley failed. She drew the sketches in the car on the way there. See where I'm going with this?? It's going to take being cut off for her to finally see that life will leave your dumbass behind depending on other people to keep you clothed, fed, and so on. Lost cause!!

The pre-NYE party conversations were interesting. Melissa pulled a BBW Suzie move by running and telling Kathy what was said between her and Teresa at the play date. Kathy, Richie, Melissa, and Joe G. spent more time doing what they swear they hate doing--talking about Teresa. Stop it! It's getting pathetic. They all tried to say by the end of it that they would try to get along for the new year and all the crap you're supposed to say but you really don't mean.

It was finally time to celebrate NYE! The party got underway...we saw some ugly outfits...bad dancing...and DRAMA! Caroline revealed to Teresa that she did invite the Greasy Wakiles to the event! Ol' Tre was none too pleased with that. What I love is that her slick mouth was locked tight then...Nobody says anything to Caroline. I swear she's Carmela Soprano! Ashley tried to take shots (hello, you're only 20!!) Albie and Chris traded wisecracks....they're like the 3 stooges but with 2. Joe Guidice and Richie threatened each other openly the whole night. It was tre Italiano. In the end, everyone had a great time and Caroline gave us the Don Carmela speech on the new year!

Next week, we get to see Ashley catch the cursing out she's been begging for all season. Can't wait. Til next week...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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I Wouldn't Tell Suzie the Sky is Blue!

Hey, Bleeples! Last night's episode of Basketball Wives lacked the drama last night, but that isn't to say there is nothing to discuss. What the show lacked in drama, it made up for in petty foolishness and a preview to more shenanigans!

How does Tami top the face bop heard 'round the world? She doesn't. But, she did run tell dat to her homegirl and fellow ghettoan, Royce, who was all ears to hear how the grease monkey got caught. She explained to Royce that Meeka had to pay for constantly running her mouth and never remembering what comes out of it. Royce stated it correctly when she said, "you can take the girl out the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out the girl". I agree wholeheartedly.

Jen met up with Al Reynolds this week to discuss men. I'm sure he woke up early for that conversation since his defunct marriage to Star Jones likely ended over them. And don't try to act like you didn't know Al was/is gay. Jen claims that he's her male best friend, but to me he's like having another girlfriend. Al suggested a few friends of his to Jen as candidates for dating. They exchanged golddigger phrases such as "do you prefer him to be tall or his bank account?" and "I have to know what he does for a living". Well, Jen. What do you do?? Right.

Meanwhile, Royce and Suzie meet up to discuss the happenings with Mr. Ed. Y'all know who that is--Jen's ex hubby. Remember, a few episodes back he approached Suzie with a part in his semi-pornographic movie. She declined after telling him she thinks its A) gonna flop and B) just a ploy to piss Jen off. He assured her that he could care less about Jen or whether or not she does the movie. Now, Mr. Ed has asked Royce to be apart of the film. Get this....she's actually considering it. Royce and Suzie talked about it as Suzie inquired about Royce telling Jen about this. Royce promptly explained that she doesn't see the need to tell Jen anything and that no one is going to hamper her career opportunities. Career Opportunities?! Is this heifer serious? If this movie is a career move for her, then houston we got a bigger problem than we thought. This chick has gone bonkers. Matter fact, I am starting a "Send Royce a $1" campaign. She clearly needs it. Suzie ain't been right about much, but she is most certainly correct that this movie WILL flop.

Evelyn and the gang celebrate her daughter's (Shaniece) graduation from high school. And, the gang's all here....well, except her dad or her "stepdad". So bleeps, help me. If your mom never marries the man she was dating, would he still be considered your "stepdad"?? Oh ok. Anyway, she was very upset that her daddies didn't come, but wait a minute...is it a bird? or a plane? No, its Ochocinco's wack ass here to save the day. They had a decent and civil celebration filled with tears and corniness.

Suzie ran and told Jen all about Royce's plans to do Mr. Ed's movie. Jen went on and on about how Royce doesn't follow girl code. Well, don't you kind of have to be friends for girl code to apply? Alas, I don't know everything. What I took from this whole thing is this: You can't tell Suzie NOTHING. As the title states, I wouldn't tell Suzie obvious ish that any fool would know. You can't state your name to this chick because as soon as prompted, and even sometimes when not prompted, she spews information like a sprinkler. How can any of them even stand her? I gossip. Hell, I blog! But, I don't tell everything everybody ever says to me. Suzie does. Ugh...

Next week, we can expect to see Mr. Ed reach his breaking point. We witnessed him throw a glass of some beverage directly in Jen's face....I can't say what happened, but I can say I laughed hard and loud upon seeing that. Don't judge me. You prolly did too. Oh, and thank you vH1 for the Meeka break. Too much of her is detrimental to our health. 'Til next week...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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I'm a narcissist, so I must be a bad girl, too!....Right???

"Bad Girls Club" Season 7 is here!!!

These girls are not without narcissism, either! Judi, the SELF-PROCLAIMED Creole, is clearly suffering from some sort of multiple personality disorder. Priscilla is cool, but after "Mob Wives" and Flo from Season 4, you can't be a soft-talking Staten Island chick and expect to get respect. That's soooo 2003! LOL!

Nastasia, love her! Angelic, send it back! If we wanted Rosie Perez, she would have a show by now. : D Shelly, only time will tell. LOL!

Tiara, umm...funny but probably too hood for words! But Tasha, she's the star, if you ask me! She's the prettiest, and right now, she's also the smartest. Can't beat that first impression!

Overall, I'm going to avoid picking favorites this soon, though.

The best thing about this season is the fact that it's in New Orleans. What better city for craziness and drama??? Finally, Oxygen found the perfect place: it's interesting and full of opportunities for viewers to see drunken chicks do "Jersey Shore"-like things!

The only one of tonight's issues that deserved a lot of attention was the discovery that Judi is out of her mind!!!!! Why was she walking around with that voodoo doll like it was a real person? I don't know if she's doing this for camera time or what, but it's still alarming. She also spit on the pizza she made for everyone to eat? Those girls were nice to deal with that because she would have had to leave the house at that moment if I were in it. Can we say "germs"? And it seems like she screws rappers and ballers for a living, so if I wouldn't share a drink with her, I wouldn't want her saliva on my food! It's that simple.

I think if Judi leaves, everything will be fine. Was she really bragging about knowing Gucci Mane?? He is not A-list! Talk to me when you know Jay-Z! Until then, play with your doll and shut up.

Let's see what the NOLA Bad Girls hold for us next week. MORE PERSONALITY WOULD BE GREAT! Judi overshadowed way too many people tonight, and I do not want to watch another season of crazy and "loner advocacy" like Nikki provided last season!

Oh, and maybe next week Judi will actually say "DOLL" instead of "DOOOWWWHHHLLLL"! : ) And is Kristen from Season 5 an invisible cast member? Because these girls are saying "DONE!" every 5 minutes! *annoying*

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In Jersey, Jesus' birthday is soooo looooonnnngggg!!!

First of all, let me just say that I cannot believe Joe Gorga actually left his own family to go to Kathy's house! Sure. she's his cousin, but when the father he's been complaining about wants him to stay so badly but he still leaves, the problem is him rather than Teresa and his parents.

Secondly, Melissa needs to learn to be a more persuasive wife! I would have told my husband it was important to me as a mother to see my kids happy on Christmas Eve and Christmas. Antonia and Milania were soooo happy together!! It made me sad to see adults being so selfish that the kids have to suffer.

Also, Melissa is dead wrong in saying Kathy's home seemed more like home and where you can relax. If anything, Rich's stupid ass makes that gathering weird! He could not wait to press Joey for info on what happened at Teresa's home. Plus, since that was the first thing he and Kathy asked about, shouldn't that let Joe know who's REALLY doing the talking behind his back?? I'm just saying.

STOP THE PRESSES! Did anyone see Rosie this episode???? LMFAO! She looked very Bobby Flay-ish tonight since she was wearing white and in the kitchen! LMAO! Every time I see Rosie, it's like seeing something amazing at Sea World for me! Hahahaha! She's the person who needs screen time!

Now, the Manzo family. Caroline acts like she has a little crush on Joe Gorga. He's a funny guy, but he's not that spectacular! And I definitely caught Caroline imitating Teresa and Melissa when she said "Faaammmilllyyy"! Priceless! I'm not even going to talk about the Manzo bracelets because that seems like something you do with your BFFs in 5th grade.

As for Ashley, she's so ungrateful!! She didn't get her mom anything for Christmas after how Jacqueline has stuck by her supportively?? I hope I never have a daughter like that. I feel bad for Jacqueline AND Chris. He's done a lot for her, but she just pushes that fact aside.

Also, the Gorga Christmas morning was so annoying. If Joe couldn't tell at that moment that Melissa is a gold digger, then I don't know what to say! And why is she always posing and doing something stupid and ghetto?? Posing with the luggage and shoes?? FAIL! Plus, a gold Rolex? What the hell? Is this 1992?? I thought it was common knowledge to anyone who knows fashion (like she claims to) that only silver, white gold, and platinum are acceptable these days! She's so Dolce and Gabbana, but she needs to learn to be a little more Chanel! And Melissa, don't worry about not getting a "bling microphone" for you studio because you won't have any "bling records" to put "on display, on display" either! HA!

Teresa and Joe might be in bankruptcy, but you can't tell from that Christmas! Well, you could in a way because Joe looked sick because he was probably thinking about how much everything costs! LMAO. My question is if that's a small Christmas for them, then what did the Christmas gifts look like before the bankruptcy?? Hmm...

Joe Giudice is also making a lot of sense this season! I agree with everything he said about Kathy and Teresa's brother when they were discussing how Joe and Melissa left the Christmas Eve dinner early.

Kathy's husband saying he doesn't want to wear a wedding band because that makes women more attracted to him is complete bullshit! AND SHE BOUGHT THAT LIE!! That makes her Boo-Boo The Fool! She's the only woman who wants Rich. I mean, I'm still questioning if he's mentally handicapped in some way! NEXT!

The Alexa Joel scenes. Personally, I'm on to that chick. She can't sing, but seems to be using this show and the Manzo family as publicity. Caroline needs to become less amazed by her and peep her game! What the hell was that song she was singing?? She's truly like her father: neither are completely pleasing to the ear. LOL! Oh, and did anyone catch Caroline comparing her family's success to Billy Joel's??? What?! He could buy the Brownstone on his royalties alone. Caroline needs to know when she's sounding ridiculous. She can only compare herself to the other women on that show, definitely not a legitimate celebrity. Stay in your lane, boo! We're not even sure of what the Brownstone really does! I know I'm not! If anyone reading this is, then please inform me! One minute they are a banquet facility, the next they are a restaurant business that's so busy Albert can't take a vacation. Banquets aren't everyday occasions, but who am I? I think Joe Gorga kissing Albert's ring makes anyone wanna call it Genco Olive Oil! HAHAHAHAHA!

BTW, didn't it seem weird that Caroline kept using the "children of privilege" thing with Alexa and Albie, but was saying money didn't matter when it came to Vito and Lauren? Contradiction? Hell freakin' yeah!!

Finally, I'm so glad next episode ends Melissa's relentless reminders of Christmas being "Jesus' birthday." Thank you, Jesus! *sign of the cross, Melissa Gorga style* LOL!

Until my next post...

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Tami's on a roll...

So, bleeps, you know I gotta keep you updated on Basketball Wives' foolishness as it happens...

According to Essence online, our resident Headbussa, Tami Roman, is doing so again...at least figuratively. She has promised to seek anger management counseling after last week's episode showed her once again beating somebody down. However, though she may be (somewhat) admitting she has an anger problem, she has asked if not demanded that vH1 to get rid of her new nemesis, Meeka Claxton. She cites that she refuses to work with someone who is suing her over nothing.

Really Tami?! This coming from the same person who sued Evelyn over a phrase Evelyn actually said. Yeah, the "non-motherf****** factor" comment. Tami hooped and hollered about Evelyn trying to make a dollar off her embarrassment. Don't get me wrong. I kind of like Tami. But, I also know chicks like her. You know, the kind that can do stuff to you, but you can't do it to them. She is accustomed to running things, bossing people, and doing as she pleases. Here's what, Tami. If you can't take the heat, get the hell off the reality show then!! vH1 is likely going to keep Meeka just because of all this mess you and she are drudging up. This is exactly the kind of thing they (and Shaunie O'Neal) were hoping would happen. Get used to Meeka, cause her greasy, fast talking self aint goin' nowhere.

Check out more on this story at www. essence.com. 'Til next time...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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When to expect my next post

HI GUYS!

It's Lexi! Tonight, I'll be posting my blog about "Real Housewives of New Jersey" along with the one I'm writing for the new season premiere of "The Bad Girls Club". So, you can expect both of those posts to be up tonight. The "Real Housewives of New Jersey" post should be up by 7pm EST/6pm CST. "The Bad Girls Club" post will be up roughly 20 minutes after that show goes off.

Thanks for your patience!

And I'm looking forward to talking trash about more REALITY....for real. Haha!

Lexi : )