First things first, Bleeps! Tami came out swinging the whole time on our favorite show since Jerry Springer, Basketball Wives!
Everybody was present and accounted for...including our resident grease monkey, Meeka. Host John Salle wasted no time getting into the juicy details of this season. Meeka's mouth has been getting her into trouble the whole season, so I don't know why any of us expected less. He asked her about why she took the whole "choosing sides" strategy to get into the elusive "circle". She went on about how she didn't do that at all. They run clip after clip of her greasiness saying she was going to have to choose sides soon, that she hated Royce, and that she pops bottles day and night. Puh!! Is she serious? This chick is more lost than she will ever know. I hope she never gets stuck in a desert. Meeka, Code Name: Deep Fried. That's all I got to say.
Someone on one of my social media sites described Shaunie as rocking the "Rubix Cube" look. iDIED. That is exactly what Lil' Miss 5 Kids looked like. I didn't like her last season. I like even less this one. She made sure to make all the other ladies look like ghetto, drink wielding wenches while she looked like Mother Theresa. If she didn't want us to think that, she should have included at least one negative scene with her in it, but we ain't get that...cuz Shaunie is transparent. Moving on...
Suzie was established as the fraud she is....peacemaker? Fail. Secret Keeper? Double Fail. Talker without Spitting?? Fail. She tried to explain to us all that she runs and tells everything because she's trying to keep the peace. Tell that to Meeka who is still nursing that left hook Tami clipped her with.
Tami went all the way in on who else?? Speedy Claxton (Meeka's lesser known hubby) took a few hits after Tami outed him for being lucky and getting traded to a championship team. "Even the Injured/Reserve players get a ring?!" Gloves were off at this point. Tami and Meeka went on forever about what they hate about one another. In the end, Tami threatened to leave the show if Meeka signs on again. My guess is Meeka will do it just because Tami said that. She is scared of her point blank.
Evelyn explained to us for an hour why she got so mad at Chad for having lunch with that female. She mumbled on about him being too friendly. Spoiler Alert: According to some of the other blogs, they ain't even together. What a fail?! Ev is and forever will be a pseudowife and a gold sniffer.
Jen is still mad at Royce for no reason. They touched on that and barely glazed over the splash felt 'round the world. I don't know about you guys, but I felt robbed. If she is going to be on this show, I think she should be made to talk about the awkward and embarrassing moments like that one. Mr. Ed got a direct hit and it didn't get nearly the recognition it deserved. Tami called it a "bitch move". I agree with that, but "bitch move" or not it WAS funny. Fuh. NEE. PS RIP Jen and Down Low Will's relationship. Live in the sky!
This season ended appropriately, fights and insults galore! I'm looking forward to the even more ghetto of the Basketball Wives LA. Til then...
xoxo, Christina Rose
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