Hi Bleepers, it's time once again to discuss the tragedy that is The Real Housewives of New Jersey! Don't get me wrong, I heart the show, but I hate the Ashleys, Kathys, and Melissas of the world....Let's dive in, shall we?!
Last week's episode left off with Ashley and Jacqueline arguing about the usual--Ashley's sorryassness. I've never seen someone so lazy act so professional at it. She really does make a career out of doing nothing and whining about it. Apparently, Ashley got the bright idea to move to LA for school, get her own house, and live it up. There are only 3 problems with this plan. Numero Uno? Don't you have to apply to school to move away and go to school?? Numero Dos? She ain't got no monies...yes, monies. Thus, purchasing a home is a no. Numero Tres? To live you must do something else besides breathe. I predict a failure in her midst, but what the hell do I know, right?! Then, she takes it a step further and lightweight calls her mama a dummy for getting married and having a baby young. Um, Ashley, you were the baby, so are you saying you'd rather not exist?? Whatever. Jacqueline swears she's tired of Ashley's disrespect and bullies her hubby into kicking Ashley out of the house. Score 1 for Jackie!! Finally, she does what is needed. I just wish she had've thrown a punch in there somewhere and it would've been perfect. Alas...Last but not least, Ashley went a'cryin to Lauren (Carolyn's no nonsense daughter) about her mom. But, if you remember correctly, Lauren has a makeup store opening soon and asked Ashley to design the t-shirt logo/design. Think she did it? You'd be right...she didn't. Lauren politely told Ashley if she can't get this design done in the week she has left, that her services would no longer be needed. She also told her that if she weren't her cousin, she'd have been fired weeks ago. Ugh...
Kathy and the Wakile clan are up to their usual...cooking food and making people eat it. She decided to throw a Middle Eastern dinner party to try out some of her catering skills on friends and family. All the ladies were invited including Teresa. But before the party started, Melissa came in running her mouth. From now on her name will be "RunTelDat" because that's exactly what she is always doing where Teresa is concerned. I can see clearly why Teresa doesn't care for her. No trust. Anyway, Melissa made sure to let Kathy know that Teresa called her hubby, Rich, a weirdo and said he might be obsessed with her. Kathy didn't take it as hard as I expected....likely because she agrees...Luckily, Melissa running her mouth didn't stop the party. Caroline, Jackie, Tre, Meliss, and Kathy ate and laughed...until Kathy pulled out the "goddess" bracelets she had for everyone. Of course, rather than just accept the gift for what it is Teresa chose to take offense the the goddess-like quality Kathy gave her. The quality was that no matter how tough times get Teresa can always put on a smile. Kathy was likely referring to Tre's money problems...more on that later. This sent Tre over the edge and got her, Meliss, and Kathy in a bit of an argument. Kathy prepared for that though...enter the belly dancers. Kathy is a character. This is the most I've ever really cared about her other than her entertaining sister, Rosie. I need more Rosie....
Now, back to Tre's money issues...we found out some intimate details on the Guidice money woes. Apparently Joe's business partner was suing both Joe and Teresa respectively. He thought he was owed by them both! I love that. A deal had taken place in which this biz partner was not present but Joe decided he would be ok with. The deal involved about $260,ooo worth suing over. Joe admitted in open court that he signed the partner's name even though he was not present. During the show commentary, Joe and Teresa were complaining about how you can't be truthful nowadays because you'll get into trouble. Uh, when you're honest about doing something illegal you will...DUH! I mean really, did they learn nothing from Casey Anthony or Bill Clinton? Never tell the truth LOL! The suit against Tre was dropped because legally she really didn't have anything to do with Joe's stupidity. But, Joe was found culpable for the money. As for their personal property? It was settled in a private sale....the buyer? Teresa Guidice. She paid the money for the suit and bought all their stuff back. Bravo must pay very, very well. Sign me up...
Next week, we can expect more family foolery and sorry Ashley sightings... Til then....
xoxo, Christina Rose
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