Flipp-ie Flopp-ie Jack-ie Christ-ie....

Well, ladies and bleepleman, here we are again with more Basketball Wives LA foolery!! This week we got to see Jackie continue to show us why she is the People's Champ candidate among the crazies.

Laura is still on the chopping block by most of the ladies. IDKY they are all over her...most of the things Jackie claims Laura said about her are either true or we've never seen the camera catch her say it. The ladies attended some events for Glo and Matt's cancer charity golfing event. Of course, no event is safe when the Basketball Blows are involved. Jackie, Imani, and Draya roasted Miss Piggy (Laura) at the pre-golf tourney mixer 'til she got there. Then, they switched it to fake mode. I hate these bishes sometimes. I need Tami Roman around. She would never put up with this tomfoolery. Jackie ain't nowhere close. Sorry, BBWLA. After a little while faking it, Jackie finally said to Laura in a roundabout way that she was displeased with the things she had been saying about her....from the fat comment to well....the fat comment. Laura apologized and they swore allegiance to each other once again.

Jackie later talked about Laura over and over again with Imani, Malaysia, and any other sap who would listen. She re-angered herself and didn't even bother to tell Laura she was re-mad. The nerve!!! At the actual golf tournament, the ladies switched on Gloria as much as they did Laura. Guess she's guilty by association. There was clear discord as the ladies shot balls at each other's heads. It's not much of a stretch but nonetheless. Both Glo and Piggy noticed the tension but put on a good front for the public. This is a skill only the messiest and cattiest of females can accomplish successfully. Watch and learn.

Glo and Laura talked things over, and both claim that they don't care about whatever these ladies are mad at and are going to move on. Meanwhile, the time came for the charity closing banquet. There tensions mounted as Imani tried to play down her anger toward Laura and say she'll handle it at a more appropriate time. By this, she means when Jackie ain't around instigating. That little muskrat would put babies in the ring together. (If you can't tell by now, I really don't care for Jackie. And, I especially deplore her ponytail.) Thankfully, the events went over without a hitch. Cancer is saved!!!

However, I love how all of this episode Gloria played wifey to her boo, Matt. Reportedly, they are on the outs for real this time....and for good. According to Essence magazine, they are more than dun-zo. What a shame?! I was so looking forward to their December 51st nuptuals. It was going to be a sight to see! But, all that smack Glo been talking all season about throwing Matt the deuces had an adverse effect. I think she thought it would solidify her spot as the only woman he'd ever really want to marry...Instead, it made him chuck deuce his damn self. Whoops! I heard he even tweeted someone who said that if Matt didn't want her he'd take her...Matt's reply "you can HAVE her!". Black love.

vH1 is already advertising the reunion show...for me, that's not a good sign. They want us to know its gonna get majorly ghetto, but there are 3 episodes left. Let us decide that vH1 instead of deciding that we think your show pales in comparison to the original. Anyway, Jackie is gearing up to piss everybody off...can't wait for that. 'Til then......

PS did anybody else note that "I'm a bad bitch" comment Jackie made?? She should check her sources. Ok, bye!

xoxo, Christina Rose

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Caroline, I Know You're Still Scratching!

Well....our time with the ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" has come to an end. : (

But if this second part of the reunion taught me anything it's that Bravo better be prepared to pay Teresa more money because she is BRINGING THEM VIEWERS LIKE MAD!!! Actually, Teresa has been the star all along. I still believe her table-flip is the main reason all of them are still relevant! Teresa just BROUGHT IT! She was calling everyone out, making herself look dumbER, and making us laugh in the process. AMAZING!!

First, Caroline needs to stop thinking Teresa is the reason for her losing a relationship with Dina. Dina denied it on her own blog (which can be found on her website), and if someone can break into Caroline's "made of steel" family then they need to check their locks! Seems to me that if someone can break a relationship you have with a sibling, your family isn't "thick as thieves" like she claimed during season one. And what's up with Caroline talking about Teresa's behavior?! Last I checked, Emily Post wouldn't find it too classy to throw someone out of another person's house regardless of whether it was warranted! LMAO! Caroline is a huge joke. And bish, that "apartment" upstairs sounds like somewhere Albert would hold the meetings of the five families. ROTFLMAO!!! Who is so tired they can't drive 8 miles home to their WIFE and CHILDREN?!

AND SCREW ASHLEY AND JACQUELINE! I liked Jacqueline before, but she can kick rocks now! Why are they still talking about her on the reunion when she refused to come?? And why is Jacqueline all over Twitter commenting on the reunion show?? If you didn't wanna be there, don't discuss it at all!!

And Melissa needs to stop acting like her face is a pool of calm! "Teresa, you're turning evil. Look at me. I'm your family." BITCH! You're family, but only when you wanna be! Melissa didn't give a damn about being family when she signed up to do this show. All she saw was another way to compete with Teresa and showcase her SHITEOUS singing (if that's what you wanna call it) abilities. Frankly, looking at Melissa makes me sick, so I know it was hard for Teresa. And by the way, Melissa's forehead is hella big! HOLY CRAP! LMFAO!!! I was like "Why would she let that thing get shiny?" ROTFLMAO!

But Teresa needed to stop lying and yelling for attention when they were talking about Victoria. Whether or not you were at the hospital is irrelevant, Tre. LOL! That really looked like one of those uncomfy beauty pageant moments when the girl says she wants world peace or to end world hunger. I just wanted her to stop trying to make that her moment. The whole show was already hers. LOL!

Now, as for the men, I will admit that I find something suspicious about the fact that Joe Gorga is saying Joe Giudice has been ABUSING him for 9 nine years. WHAT?! How is a grown man letting another grown man abuse him?? LMAO! That is the wimpiest statement of the century! And Melissa is proud to have a husband who is gladly pronouncing that he's getting abused by another man! LMAO! GTFOH! They better fight and buy each other a beer! Yes, I condone caveman behavior over that abuse/victim shit Gorga is pulling! : D

Oh, and didn't you just love how Teresa called everyone "bad" every 5 minutes?? LMFAO! I mean, they were just sitting taking all of these insults. Also, I believe Melissa only gets guts when she's near Caroline. I dare anyone to tell me that if she were next to Kathy she wouldn't have been thinking about how Teresa charged at Danielle last season! LMAO! Melissa, it's okay to be scurrrred! HAHAHAHA!

THE PRICELESS MOMENT OF THE NIGHT THOUGH: TERESA SAYING JOE WASN'T CALLING MELISSA A RACCOON FACE...HE WAS REALLY TALKING ABOUT KATHY!!!! ROTFLMAO!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! REALLLY?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!? I saw her standing there looking like a damn raccoon, so I know Joe did too! He said what I was thinking as I was watching my TV! Kathy was nowhere in sight! ROTFLMAO!!!! Oh, Tre, we love you and your lies! : D

And when did Melissa get so mature?? SHE'S NOT! This is the same woman who instigated the christening fight! If she had not said "Why are you saying it now?" Her abuse victim of a husband would not have started banging on tables to start that brawl! And I'm just shocked Melissa pays someone to style her, but she still looks like Gianni Versace's vomit! UGH!

Plus, Joe being engaged two times before Melissa is suspicious. His family can't run off that many women. Those women were just tired of Joe playing with their dresses and bras! ROTFLMAO!!

The Gia discussion: I feel bad about that because truthfully, Teresa should have said "No, Gia" when she heard the song was dedicated to her and her brother. What else could it have been about?! But I feel that if they don't want Teresa talking about their kids, they shouldn't mention hers. That Gia song should have been something that was glazed over. You know, kinda like Albert's apartment. LMAO!

Bottom line: I believe these women are jealous of Teresa. I saw on Wendy Williams that Teresa is supposed to be coming out with a makeup line, an alcoholic beverage (like Bethenny's SkinnyGirl Margarita) called a Fabulini, and she's going to be on "Celebrity Apprentice". Now, I ask you, would we wanna see any of the other women do those things? And could they?? I don't want to see what Caroline's makeup line would look like because she can't even do her hair. I don't want Kathy's desserts because she doesn't know how to keep her foods at the correct temperature. That goddess party food was cold as ice by the time the women got there! I would have taken my ass home! Get it together, Kathy! LMAO!!

Anyway, I'm out! I've enjoyed blogging about RHONJ with you guys! I'll still be here for Real Housewives of HOTlanta!! Those are my girls!!

See you in the South, peaches!!

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Jersey=All the INGREDIENCES of a HOT Mess!!!

OMG! Let me just say that this reunion was a rollercoaster!

First, Caroline immediately showed her allegiance to Melissa and Kathy and disdain for Teresa. Listen, we all know Teresa is lying! She can't say all of that stuff was just a joke. I would respect her more if she would just come out and say, "Yeah, I wrote it and meant! I was pissed that you bitches wanted to air my dirty laundry on this show. And I hate Kim G.'s granny ass!" LOL! That's what the table-flippin' Tre would have said! This brand new Teresa is a monster. I kinda came to her defense last week, but after seeing the foolishness that she will defend, I can't co-sign anything involving Teresa. HOWEVER, that means I don't like ANYONE on the show! LOL! Yes, that includes Jacqueline. That coward has been dogging Teresa on Twitter and commenting on the reunion, yet she's saying she's above the show. Jacqueline, either you're in or you're out. It's like the Mafia...ask your hubby...oops...I didn't say that. "It was a joke! You know, ha ha!" *Teresa voice* LMAO!

As far as Melissa and Teresa discussing Danielle referencing Melissa's son at the season 2 reunion, I am so confused! Why would Melissa talk about her family via Facebook with someone she doesn't know?! That just sounds like Melissa wanted to find out what gossip Teresa could have been spreading about her. And Melissa, Teresa told you to not come on the show because people would make fun of your forehead?! LMAO! I realize that was said to make Teresa look stupid, but it really made EVERYONE look 12!

The discussion of the christening is just old to me. The only interesting thing mentioned about that was when Andy Cohen read People magazine's comment calling it the worst since "The Godfather" christening. I laughed at that because I'm pretty sure every woman one that stage is close to someone delivering a "Moe Green special". Hell, that might even be a pizza on Joe Giudice's menu! HAHAHAHA!

This reunion was too easy to make fun of! They all were discussing Teresa's finances, but I am willing to bet those women probably can't produce 100% legit W-2s to justify their lifestyle. Well, Kathy probably could because her home and lifestyle seem to fit the entrepreneur career Rich has. Look at that! Another reason Kathy is just a filler on the show! Hmm... : D

I'm also going to point out how disgusting Melissa Gorga is. SHE IS FAKE!!!!! She is always crying over her dad as if someone has queued her to do so! Plus that fake praying is too much! I believe she created a character for RHONJ to top Teresa, but if not then she was possibly just heavily medicated during the reunion. *shrug*

Also, Caroline needs a muzzle. That bully just needs a new person to pick on every season. Even if she is mad at Teresa, she can't explain how she transformed that anger into a "beautiful friendship" with Kathy and Melissa. SHE DOESN'T KNOW THEM LIKE THAT ACCORDING TO HER!!! The allegiance she has to them will eventually change. It's sad a 50+ year old woman still treats friends like fashion trends.

And Joe Giudice actually thought he would get away with fraudulently obtaining a driver's license?! WHOA! LMAO! Teresa was also trying to say he did nothing wrong! SERIOUSLY?! LMAO! They are freakin' Bonnie and Clyde! They were about to go down together for bankruptcy fraud, but they dodged that bullet. I don't think Joe will get past the fraud situation though.

Oh, Melissa has to be half-Black. I noticed how she avoided that question a la NeNe Leakes with the stripper question on the first RHOA reunion. I knew I wasn't the only one out there who felt she was Italian and possibly something else! Overall, it doesn't matter. I just wanted to point out that my eyes work very well, people! Haha!

Anyway, can't wait to see what happens during part 2! I gotta go now, but if you think part 2 won't be worth watching, FUGGETABOUTIT!!!! LOL

By the way, I thoroughly enjoyed how Teresa stated that she was confused about the Brownstone. LMAO! They better watch Teresa because that bitch appears to be saying she's gonna take them all down if she goes down! LMFAO!

Later!

...And stay "calm and cool like a whistle"...ROTFLMAO!

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It's Not Them, It's YOU!

Bleeples?! Hope you got caught up on the BBW LA drama last week. It appears now that the drama factor is only gonna grow from here. And guess who's at the center of it all....yep, Jackie Christie....

We left off last week at Laura's charity event for some cause somewhere. Jackie and Draya got all chummy after a rollercoaster ride of drama surrounding Draya's status as a bad mom and Jackie being a Doug-crazed bish! Jackie was explaining to Draya the newest head on her everchanging chopping block....more on that in a minute.

Meanwhile, our resident classy lady Malaysia continued her "Jury" designs for kids. What with her incredible vernacular we'll all be speaking like downright Ivy league grads. She and her designer Jason the Jury guy discussed her candy inspired line and the details of her launch party coming up soon....

Gloria and family prepared for the baptism of her cute little twin boys. Matt, Laura, moms, pops, and the whole crew met up at her parents' house to discuss the details when Laura drops a bomb. She's looking to buy a home in....Orlando?! She says she wants to be closer to her ex for "the kids". She doesn't want to deprive them of a relationship just because hers ended. Isn't that noble?? As she prepares the golden cootchie for display...Anyway, not only were we preparing for those events, Gloria and Matt held a basketball camp for inner city children as well. Gloria shared some special childhood sports moments with the kids. All in all, good clean family fun. SN: Gloria mentioned a date on she and Matt's wedding....December 51st, 5011 (fitty lem). It's gonna be GRAND.

In Draya's world, she had some guests visiting--her mom and son. Did anybody get a load of mom's kisser?? Yeah....um, its safe to say Draya took after dad or the love of Jesus. I love how Draya made sure we know she pays her moms bills along with her own....but your mom keeps your kid. How is your child VISITING you?! She tried to convince them both to move to LA with her because she wants better for them. Er, Draya, better for your mom would be for you to raise your own kid. Just a thought. Anyway, Draya and Jackie met up later to discuss the latest news in the circle circuit. Jackie went on and on about the other ladies and how they think this about Draya, they think that about Draya, blah bler bleh. Finally, somebody said something I've been thinking this entire time. Draya said she didn't completely trust Jackie and wondered why she's always sharing what somebody else said someplace else. SCORE!!!

Draya and Jackie are collaborating as well. Who knew Draya could design bikinis?? Yeah. I know. Anybody can. No wonder she has to listen to self-proclaimed fashionista designer, Jackie. OMG. This chick's taste is horrible. In French, its hoREEbleh. I would sooner take fashion tips from a homeless man before I asked Jackie. Back to your regularly scheduled program...

Draya isn't the only victim of the She Said, She Said with Jackie game. Jackie ran and told anybody she could that Laura was talking ish about them. She roasted Laura every whicha way. Even at Laura's charity event, Jackie gave attitude and went on about how Laura said she looked fat, her hair is ugly, her breath stank....And, yet, I find it hard to find the lie in these statements. Read past posts. I said all this weeks ago. Jackie even confronted Gloria about the things Laura said. Did Jackie really expect Glo to give up her sister? I mean we STILL don't know the truth about the Shaq situation. It'll nevah happen. At Malaysia's launch party for her jury line that I swear I saw at the Claire's Boutique within the last decade, it all went down. Jackie and Imani of course teamed up to shoot down their "friend" Laura. They attempted to drag Malaysia and Draya into it. Neither bit. All this is happening as Glo stands like 5 feet away. Conclusion? These women are worse than high school girls. At least high school girls don't fraternize with the enemy. If they don't like you, they ain't hanging. These basketball bitches make sure to call each other for lunch....

We ended this ep with Jackie promising to take Laura down. I'd love to see it....till next week...

xoxo, Christina Rose

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She's a Bad Mama-jama!!!

Hey Bleepers!! Last week was a two-parter so here's the dish on the latest concerning the Basketball Hoes of LA.

The drama was in high gear and Jackie's ponytail even higher....Jackie called a counselor to the house to talk with her troubled daughter...and by troubled I mean absolutely nothing is wrong with her. This disturbs her mama. Why? IDK. Anyhow, emotions went from high to low, mostly with Jackie as the rest of the participants including the counselor side eyed her the whole time. Jackie was concerned her daughter might be having sex or being intimate with boys. The daughter assured her that nothing like that was happening...except maybe a kiss. Jackie just about died. She is extra. The end.

Gloria and her sister are up to their usual bafoonery complaining about their men and their kids and wha wha wha....I'll be glad when somebody tells Gloria that Matt is her only hope. She wants to play to the camera and claim "dueces" but we all know without him, she's got her twins bloop and blip.

Malaysia is still in the word mispronouncing business. You'd think with all that money, her husband would buy her "Hooked on Phonics" or "My Baby Can Read" or suhn-ehn. You wanna wear Dulce and pronounce it "Dow-chay".....tragedy. Anyway, she played her role in the foolishness of the last two episodes. We'll come back to her.

 

 

 

As for Kimsha....oh yeah....she got kicked off right?! Bye.

 

 

 

Tanya....no?? oh ok.

 

 

 

Our resident talk of the town Ms. Draya took center stage most of this episode. What with Jackie and Laura spending some of their infinite time digging up police reports and other dirt on her. I don't understand how one moment all the inner circle chicks claiming they don't care about Draya and two dinners later she's the only subject. Messy wenches!! So they gather up the info and promise to "call Draya to the carpet" (whatever the hell that means). I love how they didn't stop there. They dragged Head Judger, Imani, and Miss Important, Glo-ria right on into the darkness with 'em. They talk each other's heads up and swear to go for the jugular. Y'all know Jackie is the ring leader behind this right?? I mean, all this cuz she didn't come to your 95th wedding ceremony? Talk about taking it personal. Take a cue from Monica, and DON'T. Gloria, Laura, Imani, Jackie, and Malaysia meet up at the club ready to ambush Draya. When she arrived, these heifers, minus Malaysia, were practically salivating at the chance to front Draya. This is how it went down....

According to the police report, Draya had been accused of leaving her 3 year old son and dog home alone with a rambunctious and sensitive GI tract (well, at least the dog) for days on end. He was left with tv dinners in the fridge and a phone to use. The little boy allegedly call 911 insisting that his being left alone in dog feces and Stouffer's was an emergency. I would agree. Other information on the net stated that the boy was taken from the home and put into foster care. Where was Ms. Draya while all this was happening? Shaking her ass for dem dollars and partying her life away....allegedly.

The ladies fronted Draya with this hardcore. They poked and prodded. Laura called her a "deadbeat ass mama" and some other things. In the end, Draya's only ally was Malaysia who insisted that she didn't have to explain herself to anyone. Draya denied the charges and defended herself against these mangy dogs. Poor girl.

 

 

 

In this week's episode, we saw Imani alot. Like way more than she deserves....but most of the episode was about cleaning up what happened with Draya. Malaysia had lunch or dinner with at least two of the ladies and basically backstabbed Draya calling her names and stamping her the world's worst mother....wait, wasn't SHE the one taking up for Draya at the club? I get so confused sometimes. Then, Laura and Draya met up...made up. Laura invited her out to a charity event and everything. Gloria modeled some lingerie for....well, Matt. Everybody knows that ish ain't 'bout to be published no where. At the charity event, Jackie got reacquainted with Draya. Suddenly, she wanted to be friends again. All was forgiven. What a miracle?! Except, Jackie's ass is crazy and that ain't no lie. I predict a few seconds relief until she cooks up some other crazy plan. I mean her words to Draya were "we won't tell the girls you like me again, they all think you don't". Firstly, you all are grown women. Who keeps secrets after age 20 anymore? Secondly, nobody cares if you all are friends again. Bye. and, Bye.

Next week, Jackie will be starting ish with someone else....til then....

 

 

 

xoxo, Christina Rose

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My Thoughts on "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" Season 3 Finale

Well, ladies and gentlemen, the season has come to its dreaded end.....

I thought I would just share my thoughts on everything concerning the finale and show altogether.

Let me begin...

I am not a Teresa "fan", but I do think she's probably the one who brings viewers to the show. I mean, with all of her family drama being aired, how could she not? LOL! I do, however, take her side over her sister-in-law Melissa's. This episode showed Teresa gathering her parents, husband, children, her brother and sister-in-law and their children for a family photo. The photo was perfect! And from the conversations they had afterwards, I can tell there is some genuine love there. I think the problem is Teresa's brother thinks Teresa being on this show has changed her, but I think he's just angry that she's gained fame and has never tried to show him and his wife off during the previous seasons.

As for the Melissa and Teresa "rivalry", I don't think Teresa is jealous of Melissa. I think Melissa is using Teresa's hair stylist, clothing stylist, and photographers she's used for her children because she feels she can probably become famous if she surrounds herself with Teresa's stylists. She has it all wrong! I mean, if you're going to say someone is jealous of you, why would you use all of their people just to make you look more like them and give them a reason to say that you are copying them, Melissa?? In other words, even if Teresa is copying you, you aren't exactly making a case for yourself. Instead, you're giving the viewers a reason to think you're creating this image just to piss Teresa off. BE YOURSELF...if you still remember how to do that!

Ashley is just a hot mess! I don't know if I think she'll ever be productive! But I don't think she's had the best role models. Didn't her mother get drunk with her ex-boyfriend's mother during their first meeting? YES! With a mother like that, can these people honestly wonder why she is the way she is??

As for Teresa's book, I definitely think she trashed the other women. Really, she has a reason to. Caroline and the Manzo kids have been making fun of her and Joe Giudice the entire season. The comments about how many ways you can use the title of her book "Skinny Italian" to make jokes out it, the "Joe Giudice doesn't ever question if something is legal" jokes, etc. Even though she wrote this before the season aired and she had probably never seen these comments until now, I think it's good she wrote about them. They are not great friends. I don't make fun of my friends with my family and talk about their husband then later claim that I've done nothing to them when they retaliate. Now, the Manzo family is all over Twitter congratulating Melissa on that shiteous song! They didn't even know her before the show, but now they feel a friendship because they can all sit around and trash Teresa. Good behavior? I THINK NOT! And Melissa should be skeptical of them. What happens when they can't kick someone out of her house like they did Kim G.? They'll probably say she doesn't value them, yada yada yada. I don't trust the Manzo family. It seems like they speak of loyalty, but only think it applies when they are face-to-face with their friends. Loyalty exists at all times, Don Caroline!

Also, Caroline needs to stop think Teresa attacked her son Christopher. That stripper car wash idea was very stupid. If she thinks that was a cheap shot at her son, she's crazy. If anything, I think Teresa is making fun of Caroline because she's a mother who is endorsing her son's idea. I'd make fun of her, too! LOL!

If you ask me, even if Teresa is wrong on several occasions for her behavior and is having financial problems, I believe the cast is somewhat jealous of her. She's the only one who has done a major project outside of the show. She's the most famous. Think about it: If you ask anyone what they remember about the show or know about it, I'm sure Teresa's table flip and her over-the-top behavior will be in their answers.

I also think the show is picking on Teresa. I would be difficult as well if I needed the money from the show, had brought in plenty of money and viewers for them, but the show chose to air my dirty laundry and family drama by adding my family members, particularly the ones that I do not get along with, to the cast.

I can't wait to see this reunion. I know we can already expect Kathy to be silent, being the filler she is and all. LOL

See you Sunday for the Jersey brawl! I heard Teresa brought all her "bitch" and "pig" insults! : D

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Son of a PUNTA!

I can't believe we are now one week away from the season finale of "Real Housewives of New Jersey"! I've waited a few weeks to write about this show because I wanted to cover the Punta Cana trip in its entirety. Let's just say I know these women well enough by now to know that trips always lead to drama. LOL!

Well, here we go....

The first episode of the Punta trip was boring, in my opinion. It seemed as if everyone was too timid to actually be interesting. As usual, Caroline found a reason to bitch and blame it on some fictitious illness she was suffering from at the time. *eye roll* If you ask me, Caroline is completely transparent. I saw this drama between Caroline, Jacqueline, and Teresa brewing because "First Season Caroline" couldn't get enough of Teresa. I mean, she loved Teresa's uncanny ability to make everything about her outfits and accessories. The Caroline of this season couldn't care less about Teresa! Caroline is a very fickle person. I'm very tired of her thinking that she and her family are better than everyone else. She treats Teresa and her family members like "that annoying bunch" now. It's sad, but I'm not shocked considering how much she wants the whole show to be about how well her overly underqualified children are doing in all of their family-sponsored endeavors. Caroline, get over yourself. We all know Teresa is annoying, but so is your fam!! Take a break from standing on your pedestal.

As for Melissa, when did the world decide she was so hot?!?! That long ass chin is not a good look when it's added to the mountains of Dolce & Gabbana she covers herself in. I'm also tired of Joe Gorga acting like a sex fiend. It's not cute. I'm willing to bet when Melissa was preggo, he was screwing anything with legs. Oh, but Melissa would never tell us that because she knows we're waiting on her to fall or breaking her fight down, or whatever the fuck the lyrics to that hideous song of hers are.

Kathy, Kathy, Kathy. I'm so glad you had a moment during these past two shows where you weren't vomit-worthy. That Teresa fight actually made Kathy seem like one of the group. I still don't like her, but now I remember her as being a part of the show.

Now, as for Jacqueline, I feel sorry for her. I like her a lot, and I feel like she's always trying to help those who clearly do not want to help themselves. I have no other explanation other than that as to why she would still be taking up for Teresa at this point in the show. I was totally on her side when she was wondering why in the hell the Manzo boys and Greg would think it was a good idea to get Kathy, Teresa, and Melissa to participate in a "Punta Princess" contest they made up. At that point, I started to really dislike the Manzo boys. They are funny, but don't stir the pot then act like you did nothing (which is totally what they would have done). And Greg?? OMG! Can someone shut this "Kim G with a Penis" up?!?! He's stirring up so much shit between Teresa and Melissa! One minute, he's telling Melissa how perfect she is and that she looks better than Teresa. The next minute, he's telling Teresa he loves how she and Joe are siblings. WTF?!?! Greg is an untrustworthy queen, and I'm not amused! Shut up, Greg. When you get a vagina, we'll care what you think. I'm glad Teresa called him out in her blog for Bravo this week! Good call on that one, Tre! LOL

As for the long-awaited "On Display" performance, it was as HORRIBLE as I'd imagined it would be. Melissa is in her 30s and wanting to be like Britney Spears in the days of the snake. Britney was in her early 20s and had 3 albums under her belt at that time. Melissa has never sung on anything other than that coffee table her dad filmed her on. I think Melissa needs to realize she's not a singer, and even if she could be, she'd still be a rookie being outdone by Gaga and Beyonce. PLUS, THE BITCH CAN'T SING!!!! I was laughing at how she shamelessly lip-synched that whole performance!! IT SUCKED! At least Joe Giudice congratulated her on her performance. *shrug* But seriously, Melissa needs to stop this fake praying! Maybe someone can start a petition to ask Pope Benedict to beg her to cease with all the fake religious behavior. LOL!

Oh, and the Kathy-Teresa reconciliation wasn't believable at all. They're both self-centered, so I don't think there will be peace.

BTW, ROSIE WAS AT PERFORMANCE/LAUNCH PARTY!!!! Just had to state the obvious because Rosie is always good comic relief! LOL!

Since Sunday is the season finale, I wonder what we'll be left to ponder about until season 4....I also would love to know who Caroline is going to control on the reunion show since Jacqueline wasn't there. LOL

Gotta go, guys! See YOUS on Sunday!!

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